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Barzini's masturbation fort [picture]

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png ...
Hilarious bossy persian black woman
  11/22/06
lol
appetizing violet gas station karate
  10/29/07
awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.
Walnut Cracking Location
  11/22/06
beautiful
bright useless set double fault
  11/22/06
There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for examp...
violent mental disorder
  11/22/06
lol
blue fragrant business firm reading party
  11/23/06
You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.
turquoise party of the first part locale
  11/22/06
i figured your handwriting would look something like that
nighttime comical plaza
  11/22/06
your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".
Boyish lay giraffe
  11/22/06
Cunni, no?
crimson kink-friendly depressive parlour
  11/22/06
haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his...
Cyan shaky gaming laptop
  11/22/06
jizz on the window.
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  11/22/06
titcr
Hilarious bossy persian black woman
  11/22/06
i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering. ...
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  11/22/06
This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini...
crimson kink-friendly depressive parlour
  11/22/06
a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is...
nighttime comical plaza
  11/22/06
he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sl...
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  11/22/06
then my name is fulano and I approve of this post
nighttime comical plaza
  11/22/06
Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an ac...
Hilarious bossy persian black woman
  11/22/06
update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort...
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  11/22/06
lol, nice
Hilarious bossy persian black woman
  11/22/06
awesome. he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range...
Galvanic Institution
  11/22/06
You forgot the jacuzzi
Diverse Boistinker National
  11/22/06
sorry.
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  11/22/06
Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can...
Hot nibblets
  11/22/06
perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something lik...
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  01/08/07
Holy shit that is good. Wow.
massive abusive stage filthpig
  11/22/06
I actually laughed till i cried. well done
costumed multi-billionaire
  11/22/06
my stomach literally hurts
abnormal base factory reset button
  01/08/07
So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed...
Crystalline center roommate
  11/22/06
Hilarious. Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?
lascivious confused hall national security agency
  11/22/06
How? Did he not go grocery shopping? EDIT: It was the s...
Hot nibblets
  11/22/06
one fucking 80 i cant stop laughing
lilac headpube stage
  11/22/06
lolzzzzzzzzzzz
Beady-eyed area circlehead
  11/23/06
great thread
Glittery dysfunction
  11/22/06
Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).
Amber therapy turdskin
  11/22/06
did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzi...
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  11/22/06
Jezus what did i miss?
Vigorous shimmering ticket booth
  11/22/06
dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20
Walnut Cracking Location
  11/22/06
you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.c...
up-to-no-good range coldplay fan
  11/22/06
Fantastic. And impenetrable.
ruddy mad cow disease
  11/22/06
bemp
naked carmine trump supporter
  11/23/06
I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."
Concupiscible Space
  11/23/06
"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"
bespoke avocado shrine
  11/23/06
Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to...
lake arousing address dingle berry
  12/03/06
big talker huh?
Vigorous shimmering ticket booth
  01/08/07
never forget.
razzle state
  01/08/07
We won't.
aphrodisiac doobsian partner toilet seat
  01/29/07
I remember!
charismatic plum hospital french chef
  03/07/07
Everyone needs a fort.
Clear hairless station
  09/28/07
Has he upgraded by now?
razzle-dazzle sepia trailer park
  10/29/07
lol
saffron odious genital piercing corner
  06/24/08
tcb
purple hairy legs haunted graveyard
  06/25/08


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Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Hilarious bossy persian black woman

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png

I was inspired by the marriage thread, so I made this in Paint using just my touchpad mouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048396)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:13 AM
Author: appetizing violet gas station karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Walnut Cracking Location

awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: bright useless set double fault

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048429)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: violent mental disorder

There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for example? A periscope?), as well as some design flaws that I would exploit in an attack, but on the whole for what it's meant to convey, I'll approve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048449)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:00 PM
Author: blue fragrant business firm reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:23 PM
Author: turquoise party of the first part locale

You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048655)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: nighttime comical plaza

i figured your handwriting would look something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048690)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:33 PM
Author: Boyish lay giraffe

your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048717)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: crimson kink-friendly depressive parlour

Cunni, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048760)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Cyan shaky gaming laptop

haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048764)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

jizz on the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Hilarious bossy persian black woman

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048922)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3451/barzinifortpl1.gif

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6269/barzinifortiw9.jpg

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049013)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: crimson kink-friendly depressive parlour

This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini legend. Thank you.

ps I've long considered you one of my favorite posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049022)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: nighttime comical plaza

a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is a luxury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049028)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sleeping bags and the ability to remove the sheets, i would have edited it appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049049)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: nighttime comical plaza

then my name is fulano and I approve of this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049057)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Hilarious bossy persian black woman

Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an actual bed.

Edit: I see above now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049044)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049113)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Hilarious bossy persian black woman

lol, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049124)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Galvanic Institution

awesome.

he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range of anyone though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049129)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Diverse Boistinker National

You forgot the jacuzzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049073)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049144)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Hot nibblets

Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can't see him justifying the cost of a picnic table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049252)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376751)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: massive abusive stage filthpig

Holy shit that is good. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051540)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: costumed multi-billionaire

I actually laughed till i cried.

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051730)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: abnormal base factory reset button

my stomach literally hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376767)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Crystalline center roommate

So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed in the SIMS and virtual Barzini died within 6 months. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049040)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: lascivious confused hall national security agency

Hilarious.

Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049158)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Hot nibblets

How? Did he not go grocery shopping?

EDIT: It was the socialization requirement wasn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049254)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: lilac headpube stage

one fucking 80

i cant stop laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049561)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed area circlehead

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054399)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Glittery dysfunction

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049152)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Amber therapy turdskin

Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049236)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzini?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050084)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Vigorous shimmering ticket booth

Jezus what did i miss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049256)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: Walnut Cracking Location

dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050742)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range coldplay fan

you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050794)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: ruddy mad cow disease

Fantastic. And impenetrable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050804)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 11:49 AM
Author: naked carmine trump supporter

bemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054378)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible Space

I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054490)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: bespoke avocado shrine

"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054536)





Date: December 3rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: lake arousing address dingle berry

Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to sources close to the artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7131883)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Vigorous shimmering ticket booth

big talker huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376811)





Date: January 8th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: razzle state

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376684)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac doobsian partner toilet seat

We won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7503773)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: charismatic plum hospital french chef

I remember!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7721267)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:57 AM
Author: Clear hairless station

Everyone needs a fort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8698946)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sepia trailer park

Has he upgraded by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825766)





Date: June 24th, 2008 9:59 PM
Author: saffron odious genital piercing corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918328)





Date: June 25th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: purple hairy legs haunted graveyard

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918656)