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ITT: Spaceporn’s most delusional poast

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year be...
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/05/24
The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pe...
Exhilarant stain
  03/05/24
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startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/05/24
I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of...
contagious kitchen
  03/05/24
Do you ever get tired of winning?
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/05/24
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startling toaster
  03/05/24
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Fiercely-loyal puppy public bath
  03/05/24
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fragrant chestnut school
  03/05/24
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twisted parlor goal in life
  03/07/24
lol
electric home
  03/05/24
Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures th...
Supple old irish cottage stead
  03/05/24
it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladju...
Soul-stirring nighttime property
  03/05/24
life is one long IQ test
Seedy bat shit crazy juggernaut
  03/05/24
It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.
Supple old irish cottage stead
  03/05/24
The bf's may have been THREATENING him
appetizing tattoo
  03/07/24
I love the mutual nodding
hyperactive quadroon spot
  03/05/24
game recognize game.
Soul-stirring nighttime property
  03/05/24
SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from...
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/05/24
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ivory bearded digit ratio
  03/06/24
I read it more as like the captain of the football team is t...
Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Round Eye Death Wish
  03/06/24
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Supple old irish cottage stead
  03/06/24
Could be that too😼
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/06/24
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Aromatic Hyperventilating Orchestra Pit Potus
  03/07/24
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Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth
  03/07/24
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Aromatic Hyperventilating Orchestra Pit Potus
  03/07/24
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Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth
  03/07/24
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cerebral avocado indian lodge ceo
  03/06/24
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startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/06/24
This isn't real
Dull tanning salon degenerate
  03/06/24
He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple time...
Supple old irish cottage stead
  03/06/24
He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is ...
hyperactive quadroon spot
  03/06/24
*nods at u*
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/07/24
*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods a...
Supple old irish cottage stead
  03/07/24
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startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/07/24
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Dull tanning salon degenerate
  03/07/24
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Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth
  03/07/24
The OP misstated my original post somewhat. That said, it...
naked copper point corn cake
  03/07/24
so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy ki...
Spectacular school cafeteria
  03/07/24
Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree. I don’t t...
naked copper point corn cake
  03/07/24
I think about the losers from high school all the time. One ...
cerebral avocado indian lodge ceo
  03/07/24
dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assau...
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/07/24
And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her ...
naked copper point corn cake
  03/07/24
"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.
Trip frisky hospital
  03/07/24
it's offensive
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/07/24
I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a ...
naked copper point corn cake
  03/07/24
*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing p...
Soul-stirring nighttime property
  03/07/24
Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.
contagious kitchen
  03/07/24
wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accou...
startled offensive organic girlfriend
  03/07/24
He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working...
Supple old irish cottage stead
  03/07/24
i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy wa...
Soul-stirring nighttime property
  03/07/24
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zombie-like shrine kitty cat
  03/07/24
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Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth
  05/24/24
Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an importa...
cowardly aphrodisiac field hairy legs
  05/24/24
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Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth
  05/25/24


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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year beach week I had drunk chicks coming up to me asking me about poems, and their boyfriends and I would nod to each other and the bf would lead the drunk girl away. And yes I had a gf also.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464157)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant stain

The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pedofile fantasy universe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464172)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464177)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: contagious kitchen

I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of like a 19th century Bedlam tour in here.

But I can’t help rattling the box and watching the crabs climb all over each other in agitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464229)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

Do you ever get tired of winning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464232)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: startling toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464236)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal puppy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464245)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: fragrant chestnut school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464260)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: twisted parlor goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470987)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: electric home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464174)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Supple old irish cottage stead

Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures the way his mind works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464314)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nighttime property

it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladjusted outcast high schooler to not realize he’s being mocked. the fact that he still doesn’t realize it 40 years later is tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464316)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Seedy bat shit crazy juggernaut

life is one long IQ test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464328)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Supple old irish cottage stead

It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464339)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: appetizing tattoo

The bf's may have been THREATENING him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470946)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: hyperactive quadroon spot

I love the mutual nodding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464336)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nighttime property

game recognize game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464344)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from you, right?"

the other dood's nod is a response that, yes, he knows that, and he's grateful that SP let him keep his bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464383)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: ivory bearded digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468022)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 8:08 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Round Eye Death Wish

I read it more as like the captain of the football team is thinking “FUCK YEAH SICK POEM BRO” as he nods at sp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468124)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Supple old irish cottage stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468309)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

Could be that too😼

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470172)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Aromatic Hyperventilating Orchestra Pit Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470983)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470994)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Aromatic Hyperventilating Orchestra Pit Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470982)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470992)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: cerebral avocado indian lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468013)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468077)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: Dull tanning salon degenerate

This isn't real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468079)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: Supple old irish cottage stead

He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple times. This freak actually builds fantasies like this in his big chubby bald head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468116)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: hyperactive quadroon spot

He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is unreal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470177)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

*nods at u*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470697)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Supple old irish cottage stead

*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470792)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470806)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: Dull tanning salon degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470830)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470997)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: naked copper point corn cake

The OP misstated my original post somewhat.

That said, it’s strange how much a recollection of mine from 35 years ago enrages the board.

The nodding was more a, “she’s a dumb cunt,” and “yeah I know man but poon is poon” than anything else. The recipient of my nod was in a higher social caste before graduation which is part of what made it memorable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470821)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Spectacular school cafeteria

so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy kid who nodded back? there's almost a zero chance he ever thought about you again, and a fair chance he doesn't know what a metered poem is. good on you that he didn't flee screaming and shielding his girl from your sight, i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470843)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: naked copper point corn cake

Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree.

I don’t think he was preppy though he might have been on the football team or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470849)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: cerebral avocado indian lodge ceo

I think about the losers from high school all the time. One is an amateur white rapper now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47471455)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assault convictions? that is so beyond the pale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470848)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: naked copper point corn cake

And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her That’s also a good one.

All prompted by your monikers and obsessive hurtful posts about me.

I really wish you’d take me off your radar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470857)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Trip frisky hospital

"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470869)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

it's offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470874)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: naked copper point corn cake

I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a lot. Not proud of my informal diction back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470875)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nighttime property

*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing post-hoc larp*

*is “enraged”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470921)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: contagious kitchen

Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470939)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: startled offensive organic girlfriend

wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accounts do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470945)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Supple old irish cottage stead

He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working, which is probably for the best for the people of Virginia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470948)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nighttime property

i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy was in a higher social caste BEFORE graduation. how would you describe your “social caste” currently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470955)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: zombie-like shrine kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47471626)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47689653)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: cowardly aphrodisiac field hairy legs

Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an important skill for a trial lawyer? Just curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47689673)



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Date: May 25th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone topaz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47691343)