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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Stubborn Shaky Locus Idiot
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Chocolate pit
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Hot Red Piazza
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  08/30/25
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black trump supporter
  09/05/25
, he lisped
wild drab generalized bond sex offender
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
disgusting bbw yarmulke
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
disgusting bbw yarmulke
  08/31/25
...
Brass flickering legend milk
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Chocolate pit
  08/31/25
delusional take
Brass flickering legend milk
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Chocolate pit
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
marvelous location hunting ground
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Chocolate pit
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Comical out-of-control tattoo mood
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Chocolate pit
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Chocolate pit
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Comical out-of-control tattoo mood
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Chocolate pit
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Chocolate pit
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Chocolate pit
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Comical out-of-control tattoo mood
  09/05/25
...
Chocolate pit
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Mind-boggling abnormal casino
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Comical out-of-control tattoo mood
  09/05/25
...
Chocolate pit
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Chocolate pit
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Comical out-of-control tattoo mood
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Cobalt Big-titted Range
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Chocolate pit
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Cobalt Big-titted Range
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Chocolate pit
  09/05/25
Kenny
Comical out-of-control tattoo mood
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
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  09/06/25
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Nubile Flatulent Internal Respiration
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Chocolate pit
  09/06/25
...
Nubile Flatulent Internal Respiration
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Chocolate pit
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
salmon contagious messiness
  09/07/25
Explain
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
curious theater stage rigor
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Chocolate pit
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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  09/07/25
...
marvelous location hunting ground
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Chocolate pit
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Chocolate pit
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Stubborn Shaky Locus Idiot

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Hot Red Piazza

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: slate cheese-eating stage affirmative action

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: black trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: wild drab generalized bond sex offender

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: disgusting bbw yarmulke

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: disgusting bbw yarmulke

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Brass flickering legend milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Brass flickering legend milk

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: marvelous location hunting ground

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Comical out-of-control tattoo mood

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control tattoo mood

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control tattoo mood

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Chocolate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal casino

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control tattoo mood

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Chocolate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Comical out-of-control tattoo mood

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cobalt Big-titted Range

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Cobalt Big-titted Range

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control tattoo mood

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Nubile Flatulent Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Nubile Flatulent Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: salmon contagious messiness

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: curious theater stage rigor

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chest-beating Background Story

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: marvelous location hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Chocolate pit

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)