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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Big Filthpig
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
free-loading mischievous legal warrant
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Yellow Temple
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Cerise Set
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
free-loading mischievous legal warrant
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Rambunctious step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
...
frisky turdskin
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Big Filthpig
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
vigorous sable university prole
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Big Filthpig
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
vigorous sable university prole
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Big Filthpig
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
bearded ebony point
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza
  12/15/25
...
topaz windowlicker
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Big Filthpig
  12/15/25
...
topaz windowlicker
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Titillating Weed Whacker
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
hairraiser range stock car
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Azure flatulent hissy fit digit ratio
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
hairraiser range stock car
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
purple wagecucks
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
purple wagecucks
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Titillating Weed Whacker
  12/15/25
...
Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Dull jew
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Big-titted concupiscible pit philosopher-king
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
emerald toaster
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
infuriating organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
...
Cordovan Electric Furnace
  12/15/25
...
domesticated demanding location
  12/15/25
...
flirting supple garrison
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Cracking lay internal respiration
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
infuriating organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
bonkers locale
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
infuriating organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
...
purple wagecucks
  12/15/25
yes, so
bonkers locale
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
cerebral fanboi hominid
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
cerebral fanboi hominid
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Curious henna national
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Dull jew
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Curious henna national
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
domesticated demanding location
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
bonkers locale
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Dull jew
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
beta trust fund
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Big Filthpig
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
domesticated demanding location
  12/15/25
...
purple wagecucks
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza
  12/16/25
...
beta trust fund
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
free-loading mischievous legal warrant
  12/16/25
OKay
Razzle-dazzle goal in life love of her life
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Bronze candlestick maker gaming laptop
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
wonderful disgusting native kitty
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Bronze candlestick maker gaming laptop
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
naked painfully honest market macaca
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
infuriating organic girlfriend
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Canary Rough-skinned Tanning Salon
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Big Filthpig
  12/17/25
tp
Thriller cruel-hearted shitlib base
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: free-loading mischievous legal warrant

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Yellow Temple

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Cerise Set

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: free-loading mischievous legal warrant

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious step-uncle's house

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: frisky turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: vigorous sable university prole

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: vigorous sable university prole

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bearded ebony point

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: topaz windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: topaz windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Titillating Weed Whacker

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: hairraiser range stock car

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Azure flatulent hissy fit digit ratio

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: hairraiser range stock car

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: purple wagecucks

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: purple wagecucks

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Titillating Weed Whacker

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Elite Sticky Generalized Bond Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Dull jew

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Big-titted concupiscible pit philosopher-king

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: emerald toaster

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: infuriating organic girlfriend

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: domesticated demanding location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: flirting supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Cracking lay internal respiration

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: infuriating organic girlfriend

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: bonkers locale

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: infuriating organic girlfriend

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: purple wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: bonkers locale

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cerebral fanboi hominid

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: cerebral fanboi hominid

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Curious henna national

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Dull jew

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Curious henna national

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: domesticated demanding location

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: bonkers locale

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Dull jew

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: beta trust fund

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: domesticated demanding location

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: purple wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Piazza

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: beta trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: free-loading mischievous legal warrant

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life love of her life

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Bronze candlestick maker gaming laptop

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting native kitty

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Bronze candlestick maker gaming laptop

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: naked painfully honest market macaca

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: infuriating organic girlfriend

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Canary Rough-skinned Tanning Salon

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Big Filthpig

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Thriller cruel-hearted shitlib base

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515807)