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Biden pardons his entire family

Looks like you're going to have to think up a different reve...
Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter
  01/20/25
So he was right about the Biden Crime Family. The man is sim...
Excitant Chad
  01/20/25
LOL
Bearded plaza
  01/20/25
Still time for SBF!
Chrome mildly autistic market roast beef
  01/20/25
why wouldn't he go back further in time?
cracking sickened laser beams
  01/20/25
it is an oddly specific date. would be less suspicious if he...
shimmering pisswyrm
  01/20/25
Lmao I thought this would be blank
Rambunctious library therapy
  01/20/25
...
Brindle public bath
  01/20/25
wow
hot wonderful jew hell
  01/20/25
...
titillating university goal in life
  01/20/25
wow
Charismatic bearded genital piercing candlestick maker
  01/20/25
He's getting revenge against the Deep State for the coup &am...
fragrant know-it-all telephone
  01/20/25
weird af
big-titted alpha
  01/20/25
Trump threatening to launch phony investigations and prosecu...
Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter
  01/20/25
if u didnt do anything u shouldnt have an issue
big-titted alpha
  01/20/25
There is no issue now
Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter
  01/20/25
how many presidents have done this before?
big-titted alpha
  01/20/25
How many presidents have threatened to launch fake investiga...
Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter
  01/20/25
can u answer any questions?
big-titted alpha
  01/20/25
Biden?
Cerebral piazza pistol
  01/20/25
You are a mentally retarded Jewish pedophile and apparently ...
Talented Set
  01/20/25
Obama and Biden both did
rebellious outnumbered step-uncle's house degenerate
  01/20/25
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probabl...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,,.,
  02/06/25
Libs: "are we the baddies?" Jk libs incapable o...
orange pervert deer antler
  01/20/25
Estrogen levels too high, if women were a party
Excitant Chad
  01/20/25
i'm not saying you should have to name every specific crime,...
free-loading idea he suggested
  01/20/25
Richard Nixon says Hi
Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter
  01/20/25
similarities, but the context was different as well as there...
free-loading idea he suggested
  01/20/25
lol i thought this was fake but lol he really did, faggot be...
Irate Jap Range
  01/20/25
lol all of these family members i never heard even the most ...
Irate Jap Range
  01/20/25
lol also a literal murderer of FBI agents: Mr. Biden als...
Irate Jap Range
  01/20/25
...
Bearded plaza
  01/20/25
And just a bit ago he commuted the sentence of everybody on ...
Alcoholic histrionic theater stage
  01/20/25
Rmember - except two. A racist and an anti semite who made ...
Cerebral piazza pistol
  01/20/25
It shows character and I'm glad he did this gor his family. ...
Lilac spot
  01/20/25
It's the fact that he needed to
Bearded plaza
  01/20/25
Yes now I see this
Lilac spot
  01/20/25
Missing the point.
Excitant Chad
  01/20/25
I now see this
Lilac spot
  01/20/25
Most of us would probably be this selfish, but you're suppos...
Alcoholic histrionic theater stage
  01/20/25
spoiler: libs will go apeshit about the “naked corrupt...
shimmering pisswyrm
  01/20/25
yeah, bad character
free-loading idea he suggested
  01/20/25
I see this now
Lilac spot
  01/20/25
They changed the formatting, did they? https://www.justic...
house-broken area fortuitous meteor
  01/20/25
So the purpose of the Biden Regency was to enrich the Biden ...
Alcoholic histrionic theater stage
  01/20/25
Biden is easily the worst head of state of all time
Bearded plaza
  01/20/25
...
contagious puce associate
  01/21/25
...
Unhinged really tough guy
  01/20/25
It'd be funny if his sister was like "Wtf do i need par...
scarlet rehab toilet seat
  01/20/25
i've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least i th...
Brindle public bath
  01/20/25
glad youre disappointed friend
Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter
  01/20/25
...
titillating university goal in life
  01/20/25
lib free thread
Exhilarant embarrassed to the bone prole
  01/20/25
Lol those criminal fucks
stimulating obsidian party of the first part tanning salon
  01/20/25
if trump was the lawless Nazi libs accuse him of this wouldn...
Tan cruise ship
  01/21/25
Still processing Fauci...what did he admit to doing exactly?
abusive spectacular property mental disorder
  01/21/25
This thread encapsulates peak XO energy—chaotic humor,...
Turquoise Institution
  01/21/25


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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter

Looks like you're going to have to think up a different revenge fantasy cons

https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1881382007382659146

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568957)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant Chad

So he was right about the Biden Crime Family. The man is simply rarely wrong, his instincts are elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568968)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Bearded plaza

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568985)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Chrome mildly autistic market roast beef

Still time for SBF!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568988)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: cracking sickened laser beams

why wouldn't he go back further in time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568993)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: shimmering pisswyrm

it is an oddly specific date. would be less suspicious if he just said ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569220)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious library therapy

Lmao I thought this would be blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569147)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Brindle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569792)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: hot wonderful jew hell

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569153)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: titillating university goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569158)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded genital piercing candlestick maker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569160)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: fragrant know-it-all telephone

He's getting revenge against the Deep State for the coup & all the attacks. He's going to give Trump all the info he needs now that he's legally inoculated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569162)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: big-titted alpha

weird af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569188)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter

Trump threatening to launch phony investigations and prosecutions against his enemies? I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569195)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: big-titted alpha

if u didnt do anything u shouldnt have an issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569204)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter

There is no issue now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569219)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: big-titted alpha

how many presidents have done this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569228)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter

How many presidents have threatened to launch fake investigations against the family of the guy who defeated him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569257)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: big-titted alpha

can u answer any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569303)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Cerebral piazza pistol

Biden?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569785)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Talented Set

You are a mentally retarded Jewish pedophile and apparently were in a coma the last four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569817)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: rebellious outnumbered step-uncle's house degenerate

Obama and Biden both did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48571513)



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Date: February 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,,.,


you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probably stroking your 2 inch clitdick rn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48628660)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: orange pervert deer antler

Libs: "are we the baddies?"

Jk libs incapable of introspection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569212)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Excitant Chad

Estrogen levels too high, if women were a party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569231)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: free-loading idea he suggested

i'm not saying you should have to name every specific crime, but not naming any seems overly broad and unenforceable. how can one pardon another for something that is completely unknown to the pardoner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569224)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter

Richard Nixon says Hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569260)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: free-loading idea he suggested

similarities, but the context was different as well as there is this in the lead-in

"Pursuant to resolutions of the House of Representatives, its Committee on the Judiciary conducted an inquiry and investigation on the impeachment of the President extending over more than eight months. The hearings of the Committee and its deliberations, which received wide national publicity over television, radio, and in printed media, resulted in votes adverse to Richard Nixon on recommended Articles of Impeachment.

As a result of certain acts or omissions occurring before his resignation from the Office of President, Richard Nixon has become liable to possible indictment and trial for offenses against the United States. Whether or not he shall be so prosecuted depends on findings of the appropriate grand jury and on the discretion of the authorized prosecutor. Should an indictment ensue, the accused shall then be entitled to a fair trial by an impartial jury, as guaranteed to every individual by the Constitution."

so back to his family...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569770)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Irate Jap Range

lol i thought this was fake but lol he really did, faggot benchod birdshit

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/politics/biden-pardons-family.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569247)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Irate Jap Range

lol all of these family members i never heard even the most retard conshit bitching abt... so rofl they prob actually did something veddy wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569256)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Irate Jap Range

lol also a literal murderer of FBI agents:

Mr. Biden also commuted the life sentence for Leonard Peltier, the Native American activist who was convicted of killing two F.B.I. agents in 1975 on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. Mr. Biden said that his action would allow Mr. Peltier, who is 80 years old, to serve the remainder of his time in home confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569263)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bearded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569281)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic histrionic theater stage

And just a bit ago he commuted the sentence of everybody on federal death row, all of which were really bad hombres. So the Democrat party is the party of grifters, predators and cop killers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569524)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Cerebral piazza pistol

Rmember - except two. A racist and an anti semite who made big news In the past decade . Those were the ones not spared. It’s a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569802)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Lilac spot

It shows character and I'm glad he did this gor his family. Personally I would take huge losses to save my own from trouble, much less get them a GOOJ card at no expense to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569265)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Bearded plaza

It's the fact that he needed to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569299)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Lilac spot

Yes now I see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570382)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Excitant Chad

Missing the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569318)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Lilac spot

I now see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570384)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic histrionic theater stage

Most of us would probably be this selfish, but you're supposed to elect a higher class of person to the presidency. Notably, Trump didn't do this although now he should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569415)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: shimmering pisswyrm

spoiler: libs will go apeshit about the “naked corruption” when he does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569554)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: free-loading idea he suggested

yeah, bad character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569775)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Lilac spot

I see this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570385)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: house-broken area fortuitous meteor

They changed the formatting, did they?

https://www.justice.gov/d9/2024-12/biden_warrant.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569292)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic histrionic theater stage

So the purpose of the Biden Regency was to enrich the Biden family and then grant themselves pardons. Libs, why did you elect this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569363)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Bearded plaza

Biden is easily the worst head of state of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569549)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: contagious puce associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572542)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Unhinged really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569566)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: scarlet rehab toilet seat

It'd be funny if his sister was like "Wtf do i need pardoning for? No thanks."

and then the media had to cover that actually it was Biden's brother who has made millions from foreign governments doing....something (?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569957)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Brindle public bath

i've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least i thought i had been.

but this group of pardons has so disappointed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570053)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter

glad youre disappointed friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570125)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: titillating university goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570407)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant embarrassed to the bone prole

lib free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48571453)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian party of the first part tanning salon

Lol those criminal fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48571463)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Tan cruise ship

if trump was the lawless Nazi libs accuse him of this wouldn't matter. meanwhile Biden is declaring the text of the constitution has changed before going "anyways, gotta go!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572531)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: abusive spectacular property mental disorder

Still processing Fauci...what did he admit to doing exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572679)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: Turquoise Institution

This thread encapsulates peak XO energy—chaotic humor, sharp critiques, and moments of existential despair wrapped in irreverent commentary. The mix of detailed legal pedantry ("Nixon says hi") and absurdity ("if women were a party") underscores XO’s ability to oscillate between sharp wit and dark, prole irony. Let’s distill:

Key Themes and Dynamics:

Existential Blackpilling:

Multiple poasts reflect deep disillusionment ("I've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least I thought I had been") paired with a resigned acknowledgment of systemic absurdity. This captures the thread’s darker undercurrent—cynicism not as rebellion but as a survival mechanism.

Humor as Catharsis:

Poasts like "It'd be funny if his sister was like, 'Wtf do I need pardoning for?'" channel frustration into comedy, balancing outrage with levity.

Gunneratttt’s “Trump as Kyle MacLachlan” quip injects absurd cultural analogies into serious critiques, a hallmark of XO discourse.

The Pardon Debate as Status Proxy:

Discussions over the appropriateness of Biden’s pardons double as critiques of power and corruption, with contributors either leveraging historical comparisons (Nixon and Ford pardons) or devolving into chaos ("mentally retarded Jewish pedophile").

Lib-Free Victory Laps:

Poasts like "lib free thread" revel in perceived ideological triumph, doubling as thinly veiled jabs at rival perspectives while maintaining XO’s trademark irreverence.

Phenotype Czar’s Callout on Specificity:

"Oddly specific date" and "why wouldn't he go back further?" highlight the thread’s reliance on pedantic scrutiny, a recurring trope in XO’s legal-adjacent humor.

Core Contributions Worth Highlighting:

Sealclubber’s Nixon Parallel: Subtly reminds the audience of historical precedents without losing the thread’s frenetic energy.

Gay Grandpa’s Character Insight: Offers an uncharacteristically earnest take ("It shows character, and I'm glad he did this for his family") that breaks the cynical monotony.

Retro Face Diaper’s Dismissal: Simple, blunt, and effective ("Lol those criminal fucks")—a quintessential XO mic-drop.

The thread perfectly exemplifies the Mahchine™ grind: even in discussing systemic failures, contributors are drawn into cycles of critique, despair, and irreverent humor. It’s not about resolution; it’s about survival through sharp wit and communal catharsis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572748)