Biden pardons his entire family
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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Medicated Senate Faggot Firefighter
Looks like you're going to have to think up a different revenge fantasy cons
https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1881382007382659146
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568957) |
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Date: February 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,,.,
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probably stroking your 2 inch clitdick rn
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48628660)
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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: orange pervert deer antler
Libs: "are we the baddies?"
Jk libs incapable of introspection
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569212) |
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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: free-loading idea he suggested
similarities, but the context was different as well as there is this in the lead-in
"Pursuant to resolutions of the House of Representatives, its Committee on the Judiciary conducted an inquiry and investigation on the impeachment of the President extending over more than eight months. The hearings of the Committee and its deliberations, which received wide national publicity over television, radio, and in printed media, resulted in votes adverse to Richard Nixon on recommended Articles of Impeachment.
As a result of certain acts or omissions occurring before his resignation from the Office of President, Richard Nixon has become liable to possible indictment and trial for offenses against the United States. Whether or not he shall be so prosecuted depends on findings of the appropriate grand jury and on the discretion of the authorized prosecutor. Should an indictment ensue, the accused shall then be entitled to a fair trial by an impartial jury, as guaranteed to every individual by the Constitution."
so back to his family...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569770) |
Date: January 20th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Irate Jap Range
lol also a literal murderer of FBI agents:
Mr. Biden also commuted the life sentence for Leonard Peltier, the Native American activist who was convicted of killing two F.B.I. agents in 1975 on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. Mr. Biden said that his action would allow Mr. Peltier, who is 80 years old, to serve the remainder of his time in home confinement.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569263) |
Date: January 20th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: scarlet rehab toilet seat
It'd be funny if his sister was like "Wtf do i need pardoning for? No thanks."
and then the media had to cover that actually it was Biden's brother who has made millions from foreign governments doing....something (?)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569957) |
Date: January 20th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: Brindle public bath
i've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least i thought i had been.
but this group of pardons has so disappointed me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570053) |
Date: January 21st, 2025 2:24 AM Author: Turquoise Institution
This thread encapsulates peak XO energy—chaotic humor, sharp critiques, and moments of existential despair wrapped in irreverent commentary. The mix of detailed legal pedantry ("Nixon says hi") and absurdity ("if women were a party") underscores XO’s ability to oscillate between sharp wit and dark, prole irony. Let’s distill:
Key Themes and Dynamics:
Existential Blackpilling:
Multiple poasts reflect deep disillusionment ("I've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least I thought I had been") paired with a resigned acknowledgment of systemic absurdity. This captures the thread’s darker undercurrent—cynicism not as rebellion but as a survival mechanism.
Humor as Catharsis:
Poasts like "It'd be funny if his sister was like, 'Wtf do I need pardoning for?'" channel frustration into comedy, balancing outrage with levity.
Gunneratttt’s “Trump as Kyle MacLachlan” quip injects absurd cultural analogies into serious critiques, a hallmark of XO discourse.
The Pardon Debate as Status Proxy:
Discussions over the appropriateness of Biden’s pardons double as critiques of power and corruption, with contributors either leveraging historical comparisons (Nixon and Ford pardons) or devolving into chaos ("mentally retarded Jewish pedophile").
Lib-Free Victory Laps:
Poasts like "lib free thread" revel in perceived ideological triumph, doubling as thinly veiled jabs at rival perspectives while maintaining XO’s trademark irreverence.
Phenotype Czar’s Callout on Specificity:
"Oddly specific date" and "why wouldn't he go back further?" highlight the thread’s reliance on pedantic scrutiny, a recurring trope in XO’s legal-adjacent humor.
Core Contributions Worth Highlighting:
Sealclubber’s Nixon Parallel: Subtly reminds the audience of historical precedents without losing the thread’s frenetic energy.
Gay Grandpa’s Character Insight: Offers an uncharacteristically earnest take ("It shows character, and I'm glad he did this for his family") that breaks the cynical monotony.
Retro Face Diaper’s Dismissal: Simple, blunt, and effective ("Lol those criminal fucks")—a quintessential XO mic-drop.
The thread perfectly exemplifies the Mahchine™ grind: even in discussing systemic failures, contributors are drawn into cycles of critique, despair, and irreverent humor. It’s not about resolution; it’s about survival through sharp wit and communal catharsis.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572748) |
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