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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Silver bateful area
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
apoplectic chapel genital piercing
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Thriller Crusty Gas Station Chad
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
khaki site incel
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Silver bateful area
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
khaki site incel
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
khaki site incel
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
khaki site incel
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Silver bateful area
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
khaki site incel
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
aphrodisiac senate
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
aphrodisiac senate
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
multi-colored buck-toothed voyeur menage
  04/08/25
that's rude
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
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Silver bateful area
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Razzle canary sweet tailpipe community account
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
khaki site incel
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
scarlet beady-eyed garrison clown
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/08/25
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Silver bateful area
  04/08/25
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nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Silver bateful area
  04/09/25
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Silver bateful area
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
narrow-minded tanning salon background story
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
wonderful resort
  04/09/25
Ty
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/09/25
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Carmine Pit
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
stimulating dilemma preventive strike
  04/09/25
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nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Red gay wizard sneaky criminal
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
cocky hairraiser masturbator
  05/02/25
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nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  05/12/25
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nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
wonderful resort
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
aphrodisiac senate
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
aphrodisiac senate
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
trip flesh step-uncle's house
  06/03/25
...
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  06/26/25
OP?
nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  06/27/25
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nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  07/09/25
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nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Silver bateful area

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: apoplectic chapel genital piercing

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Thriller Crusty Gas Station Chad

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: khaki site incel

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Silver bateful area

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: khaki site incel

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: khaki site incel

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: khaki site incel

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Silver bateful area

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: khaki site incel

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: multi-colored buck-toothed voyeur menage

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Silver bateful area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle canary sweet tailpipe community account

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: khaki site incel

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: scarlet beady-eyed garrison clown

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Silver bateful area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Silver bateful area

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Silver bateful area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded tanning salon background story

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: wonderful resort

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Carmine Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: stimulating dilemma preventive strike

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Red gay wizard sneaky criminal

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: cocky hairraiser masturbator

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: wonderful resort

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac senate

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac senate

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: trip flesh step-uncle's house

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)