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benzo's bootfeet
  12/27/24
I almost ran over a flock of wild turkeys a few weeks ago on...
butt cheeks
  12/27/24
i spoke at a conference at Dollywood in september.
benzo's bootfeet
  12/27/24
awesome I've always wanted to go, how was it? (I've driven ...
butt cheeks
  12/27/24
it was a letdown for me bc i had a really nice suite for 2 ...
benzo's bootfeet
  12/27/24
devastating I would legit love to find out about her childh...
butt cheeks
  12/27/24
some friends and i took a road trip in the south in 2002 and...
benzo's bootfeet
  12/27/24
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Infinite Jeets
  12/27/24
mountain people are almost always more interesting than flat...
hank_scorpio
  12/27/24
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Infinite Jeets
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butt cheeks
  12/27/24
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Infinite Jeets
  12/27/24
why would you lie about this?
hank_scorpio
  12/27/24
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benzo's bootfeet
  12/27/24
They’re all over New Jersey now…the shitlib sta...
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i actually have a client in the philly area (Crozer-Chester ...
benzo's bootfeet
  12/27/24
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you should be able to get a shotgun in new jersey still righ...
hank_scorpio
  12/27/24
I think it’s actually illegal to kill them, though I&r...
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you could easily poison them if they were really a nuisance ...
hank_scorpio
  12/27/24
They shit all over the place but otherwise they are pretty h...
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  12/27/24
you guys are just all collectively pussies and have domestic...
hank_scorpio
  12/27/24
Oh sure, agreed. Someone is feeding them, no doubt. In a nei...
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you could get a pellet gun that would easily pwn them at 20 ...
hank_scorpio
  12/27/24
i love wild turkey
Associate Y
  12/27/24


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Date: December 27th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: benzo's bootfeet ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492638)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

I almost ran over a flock of wild turkeys a few weeks ago on a quiet minor road in the Smoky Mountains

cool animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492664)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 2:33 PM
Author: benzo's bootfeet ((zurich is stained))

i spoke at a conference at Dollywood in september.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492684)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 2:51 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

awesome

I've always wanted to go, how was it? (I've driven through Pigeon Forge and the main drag is ugly as fuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492754)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: benzo's bootfeet ((zurich is stained))

it was a letdown for me bc i had a really nice suite for 2 nights, but instead i was in knoxville all week preparing witnesses for a hearing, and i drove into pigeon forge, spoke and left. that really sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492774)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

devastating

I would legit love to find out about her childhood etc and life in that part of the world back then (I can live without the water slides)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492778)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: benzo's bootfeet ((zurich is stained))

some friends and i took a road trip in the south in 2002 and we got REAL stoned and went to dollywood. it was really freaky.

the conference i spoke at was at one of the resorts, not the park.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492884)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Infinite Jeets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493025)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

mountain people are almost always more interesting than flatlanders, across all of history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493031)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Infinite Jeets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493040)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493268)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Infinite Jeets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493299)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

why would you lie about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492893)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: benzo's bootfeet ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492898)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: ,,..;;..,,,::;;..,:;;::..:;:;:;,:


They’re all over New Jersey now…the shitlib state government “reintroduced” them a few years ago. Turns out big aggressive birds with no natural predators in a state with massive gun control means they breed out of control. Who would have guessed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492897)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: benzo's bootfeet ((zurich is stained))

i actually have a client in the philly area (Crozer-Chester Medical Center) and one of the client reps lives in southern nj and he showed me a video of turkeys in his yard.

and thus this flame thread was born.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492901)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: ,,..;;..,,,::;;..,:;;::..:;:;:;,:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492932)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:35 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you should be able to get a shotgun in new jersey still right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492965)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: ,,..;;..,,,::;;..,:;;::..:;:;:;,:


I think it’s actually illegal to kill them, though I’m sure in the rural areas they’re shooting them or whatever. You can’t really do that in the suburbs though, someone will call the cops. In my anecdotal experience the turkeys like the suburbs the most, there’s plenty of food and no one shoots them, and there’s enough trees for them to shelter at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492978)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:44 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you could easily poison them if they were really a nuisance to you in particular, otherwise they don't really do any damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48492989)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: ,,..;;..,,,::;;..,:;;::..:;:;:;,:


They shit all over the place but otherwise they are pretty harmless, true. I do know old people that are afraid of them…when they do get aggressive you have to stand your ground, which is probably easier than it sounds when you’re 80. And not that children play outside unsupervised anymore, but I’m not sure I’d let a rambunctious small child out around them. The Toms are big and not afraid to use their claws if they feel threatened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493014)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you guys are just all collectively pussies and have domesticated your turkeys, somebody is probably feeding them, I have been attacked by a domestic turkey and they are indeed formidable, but a wild turkey should be very, very meek, you fuckers need to throw rocks at them or something when you see them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493024)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: ,,..;;..,,,::;;..,:;;::..:;:;:;,:


Oh sure, agreed. Someone is feeding them, no doubt. In a neighborhood of 100 homes you only need one or two to feed them and cause this problem. Suburbanites do not know how to deal with wild animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493035)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you could get a pellet gun that would easily pwn them at 20 yards and you'd totally get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493219)



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Date: December 27th, 2024 4:37 PM
Author: Associate Y (gunneratttt)

i love wild turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655308&forum_id=2#48493217)