Hilarious Story about being "hit on"
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:01 PM Author: startling vibrant crotch
The other thread triggered this memory. When I was 16-17, I was at McDonald's with a couple friends. This really cute girl was sweeping up and kept "accidentally" bumping into me. I didn't get it until one of my friends was like "she's hitting on you." This was pre cell phones so I really had no idea how to talk to her or get her number and did nothing.
Instead, as I was walking out I saw a statute of Ronald McDonald reclining and lying on his side (it was an in store statute). I took my friends ice cream cone and stuck it right where Ronald's dick would be, so it looked like a huge dick. Great times.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2#49560607) |
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