**Birdshit**

The Thais hear his name and they start to shout,

“**Birdshit! Birdshit!**” as he wanders about.

He lives on disability, checks coming through,

While dreaming of Trump in a red MAGA hue.

He’s big as a buffalo, round as a drum,

But give him his dogs and he’s suddenly young.

Lizards? “Keep those damn reptiles away!”

Dogs are his passion, night, noon, and day.

His favorite pooch is a dog called **M.eth**,

Who follows him round like a furry old breath.

His trans girlfriend laughs as they wander the street,

While Birdshit stomps onward on two heavy feet.

He’s got a twelve-year-old friend in his crew,

And nobody quite knows what that kid's doing there too.

But one thing is certain, wherever they roam:

**Birdshit is Pattaya’s most famous unknown.**

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