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going on an apple picking date with a corporate career woman tomorrow (lex)
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:42 PM Author: lex meeting from an app. this will be the first real date i’ve gone on since my nadir in 2022. she is about my age, short but runner-y, seems cute and wholesome enough from pictures. she has an MBA and that seems to be a major part of her personality given how she texts. when we confirmed, she signed off with “Let me know if anything changes leading into the weekend and I will do the same. Otherwise looking forward to it too.” i almost reflexively responded “will do”. she also seemed excited to tell me about “Systems Thinking” and its application in robust workplaces. I asked business dad over the phone if these words mean anything, and he seemed to think they are weighty and important. fuck it, i'm curious about the world. hell, i used to lurk on law threads here while i was in UG so i could learn what a tort is, i’ll happily chat about whatever the new six sigma is. she has girlie affects in how she texts too, like exclamation points and emoticons (note: not emojis), but the threads of business speak never entirely went away. of course, i seem like a caricature too. “do you like hiking?” “i don’t go on overnight trips or anything intense haha, but i like [nearby trails]. i love finding places near derelict service roads or the like and wandering out past highway’s end into artificial tree-lines and illusory forests. maybe there’s a whole world out there i can find. maybe there there are still Things in the Wood that sing their old songs. i know there isn’t actually anything magical or interesting there. but what if there is?” she seemed curious (or polite) enough to hear about the article I’m writing (largely for the other 25 people in the relevant subfield). we, both urbanites, are driving out to an orchard to play countryside and pick apples before going into the cutesy small town nearby to do cutesy small town things if all goes well. (what are cutesy small town things?) taking q’s, insults, suggestions, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117508) |
Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM Author: queensbridge benzo I thought your mom was into chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117509) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM Author: lex i have a bunch of moms and a dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117520) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:46 PM Author: tim heidegger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117527) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:56 PM Author: just be racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117558) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:01 PM Author: jewish pussy is a blessing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117577) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:05 PM Author: queensbridge benzo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117590) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:17 PM Author: Christopher's Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118302) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM Author: mega fag ngl apple picking sounds like such a faggy date i knew it was either u or gunnerattt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117510) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117519) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM Author: lex gunner is way too alpha for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117522) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:07 AM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) i love apple picking and wholesome fall bullshit. going to pick a pumpkin with gf soon. hope you hit it off with this one and we can all do fall faggot shit together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119060) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:48 PM Author: complete faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117534) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:55 PM Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117557) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:03 PM Author: no meaning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117586) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 8:43 PM Author: .......,,,,,,,....... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118180) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:20 PM Author: FizzKidd (gleeked lightly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118314) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:50 AM Author: queensbridge benzo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118915) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:01 AM Author: posting in histrionic thread It says lex in the title so I knew it was going to be lex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118922) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM Author: coyote ugly tp It is a classic forced meme faggotry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119815) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:05 PM Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119961) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM Author: Zoobooks top shelf content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117511) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:50 PM Author: maine is 180 lex beginning new storylines ahead of MPM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117539) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:21 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJckZKUiIi4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117820) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:23 PM Author: maine is 180 Actual lol, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117826) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon "lex, have you heard of boolberry?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117513) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117517) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:46 PM Author: tim heidegger could be interesting to get to know her. if she likes you, ime there's a risk she will begin to treat you/your relationship as a workflow item to be pushed through her preconceived relationship product management schedule, which is not an enriching experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117526) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM Author: lex yeah, this is more or less my calculus (but better put, tyft). setting the right tone immediately seems especially important here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117544) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:53 PM Author: Zoobooks i love this website (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117546) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:59 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Are you a genius? I don't belong among you guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117567) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:02 PM Author: jewish pussy is a blessing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117580) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:13 PM Author: Obeezy Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117611) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl corporate talk from women over text is one of the least attractive things imaginable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117528) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:16 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) *emails you performance improvement plan after first night of love-making* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119810) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119814) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Good luck man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117530) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:04 PM Author: lex thank friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117589) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:49 PM Author: complete faggot Good luck
Just think about how much you want to rape her the whole time and she will be able to "sense" your sexual "aura" and be drawn to you |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:57 PM Author: lex i was going to use apple picking to emphasize my height (only 5'11.95", but that's ~9" taller than her) and physical deftness, but your proposal is interesting... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117564) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM Author: cock of michael obama good luck, glad you're off the gay and trans shit for the moment. your mom is disappointed btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117542) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM Author: Zoobooks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117543) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 8:46 PM Author: cannon Tbf this sounds gayer than male and trans sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118188) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM Author: Zoobooks reading an article written by lex would be one of the most formative experiences of my life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117551) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:57 PM Author: .,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,. Pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117561) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:58 PM Author: lex nffi, not going to get barzini’d by you jerks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117565) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 11:45 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118684) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:03 PM Author: jewish pussy is a blessing 1-8-0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117584) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:05 PM Author: boilet You need to robust a load in her face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117591) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:15 PM Author: winrar lollercausting hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117614) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:16 PM Author: maine is 180 leave lex alone, at least its (presumably) a cis woman. We should all be cheering for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117619) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:23 PM Author: lex I will be shocked if she’s not cis. Plus I already did that storyline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117644) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:05 AM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119059) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:16 PM Author: Wallace and Solace “ I asked business dad over the phone if these words mean anything, and he seemed to think they are weighty and important.”
Peak poast |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:17 PM Author: the cathedral of light "cutesey small town stuff" is where meth townies hate urban professionals who invade their bucolic countryside to do wine tastings and shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117622) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:20 PM Author: lex so... should be a good time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117816) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:43 PM Author: the cathedral of light we're all gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117874) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:14 PM Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::, without outing yourself what kind of town do you live in where you're finding someone like this but are also within striking distance of an apple orchard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118290) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:20 PM Author: Christopher's Disease There are places like this throughout the entirety of the United States. The intersection between universities and fruit orchards is pretty large. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118313) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:50 PM Author: The \"Nature Boy\" Ric Flair She got an mba from community college and is a shift manager at target (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120119) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:41 PM Author: Risten DESCRIBE cans and panties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118378) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:28 AM Author: Dunedain cowboy (πΎπ£) >MBA texter SKIP |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM Author: coyote ugly tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119813) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:06 PM Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future) this is the gayest fucking thing i've ever read about dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119963) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:08 PM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119971) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:36 PM Author: complete faggot And it's 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120064) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:38 PM Author: maine is 180 Yup. Its simultaneously the most retarded dating post Ive seen on xo in a very long time, 180 entertainment for us, and genuinely 180 for lex that hes not tranny-chasing anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120070) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:39 PM Author: creepy chiro very gay to go on a date bro. your internet friends do not approve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120073) |