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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
useless sooty piazza
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
sable masturbator crackhouse
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Black travel guidebook cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
obsidian mentally impaired lay
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
up-to-no-good bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Seedy frum box office new version
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Mustard appetizing office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Deranged purple church building
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
floppy kitchen
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Chestnut ticket booth party of the first part
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Mischievous charismatic idiot
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Startled International Law Enforcement Agency Business Firm
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
clear karate
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
naked theatre
  06/30/25
cr
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
floppy kitchen
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
abusive lodge
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Startled International Law Enforcement Agency Business Firm
  06/30/25
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rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Mischievous charismatic idiot
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
naked theatre
  06/30/25
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Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
*bussy
At-the-ready Dingle Berry Area
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Seedy frum box office new version
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
passionate cordovan church
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Thriller stage
  06/30/25
fuck
Mischievous charismatic idiot
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
passionate cordovan church
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
useless sooty piazza
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Mischievous charismatic idiot
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
abusive lodge
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
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Ebony national security agency
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
galvanic territorial messiness state
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
beady-eyed chocolate hall
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Dull Bisexual Candlestick Maker Knife
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
beady-eyed chocolate hall
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
beady-eyed chocolate hall
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
exciting cerise boiling water point
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Red kink-friendly center
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Zombie-like Puce Abode Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
tcr
rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/01/25
just jump
flesh dysfunction
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
...
provocative doobsian cuckold
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Cream Exhilarant Senate Macaca
  06/30/25
wow
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
bearded fear-inspiring rehab crotch
  06/30/25
JFC man
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Deranged purple church building
  06/30/25
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flesh dysfunction
  06/30/25
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Mischievous charismatic idiot
  06/30/25
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Startled International Law Enforcement Agency Business Firm
  06/30/25
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Avocado location
  06/30/25
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opaque stimulating love of her life
  06/30/25
...
Red kink-friendly center
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Zombie-like Puce Abode Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
galvanic territorial messiness state
  06/30/25
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orchid meetinghouse
  07/01/25
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Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
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blue cowardly chapel scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
harsh maroon space french chef
  07/01/25
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vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender
  07/01/25
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Black travel guidebook cuckoldry
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
up-to-no-good bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt
  06/30/25
bro
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
...
Zombie-like Puce Abode Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
lol
rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/01/25
...
Pontificating Temple Generalized Bond
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
ivory menage really tough guy
  06/30/25
jfc
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
floppy kitchen
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Avocado location
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
opaque stimulating love of her life
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
ivory menage really tough guy
  07/01/25
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Dull Bisexual Candlestick Maker Knife
  07/01/25
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opaque stimulating love of her life
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Racy Flatulent Indirect Expression Boltzmann
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
abusive lodge
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Mischievous charismatic idiot
  06/30/25
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Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/01/25
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jet-lagged slippery coldplay fan property
  07/01/25
lol
rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/01/25
...
flesh dysfunction
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vibrant chrome toaster
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Boyish citrine step-uncle's house jap
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
vivacious haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
razzmatazz athletic conference personal credit line
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Wild milky factory reset button
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
jet-lagged slippery coldplay fan property
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Jet brethren
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/01/25
...
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
😟
supple brilliant hospital therapy
  07/01/25
...
Transparent confused rigor address
  07/01/25
holy shit
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
jet-lagged slippery coldplay fan property
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Crimson Ladyboy Home
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Seedy frum box office new version
  07/01/25
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Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Cream Exhilarant Senate Macaca
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Seedy frum box office new version
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Saffron Lascivious Stead Skinny Woman
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Soul-stirring jew stage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/06/25
...
Cream Exhilarant Senate Macaca
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Slate mother partner
  07/06/25
...
opaque stimulating love of her life
  07/06/25
lol
rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman
  07/07/25
wow
Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: useless sooty piazza

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: sable masturbator crackhouse

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Black travel guidebook cuckoldry

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: obsidian mentally impaired lay

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Seedy frum box office new version

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mustard appetizing office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Deranged purple church building

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Chestnut ticket booth party of the first part

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mischievous charismatic idiot

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency Business Firm

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: clear karate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: naked theatre

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: abusive lodge

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency Business Firm

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Mischievous charismatic idiot

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: naked theatre

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready Dingle Berry Area

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Seedy frum box office new version

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: passionate cordovan church

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Thriller stage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mischievous charismatic idiot

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: passionate cordovan church

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: useless sooty piazza

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mischievous charismatic idiot

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: abusive lodge

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Ebony national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic territorial messiness state

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate hall

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Dull Bisexual Candlestick Maker Knife

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate hall

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate hall

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: exciting cerise boiling water point

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Red kink-friendly center

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like Puce Abode Coffee Pot

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: flesh dysfunction

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: provocative doobsian cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cream Exhilarant Senate Macaca

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: bearded fear-inspiring rehab crotch

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Deranged purple church building

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flesh dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Mischievous charismatic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Avocado location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: opaque stimulating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Red kink-friendly center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like Puce Abode Coffee Pot

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: galvanic territorial messiness state

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: blue cowardly chapel scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: harsh maroon space french chef

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Black travel guidebook cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like Puce Abode Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pontificating Temple Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ivory menage really tough guy

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Avocado location

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: opaque stimulating love of her life

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: ivory menage really tough guy

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Dull Bisexual Candlestick Maker Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: opaque stimulating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Racy Flatulent Indirect Expression Boltzmann

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: abusive lodge

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Mischievous charismatic idiot

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged slippery coldplay fan property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: flesh dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vibrant chrome toaster

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Boyish citrine step-uncle's house jap

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz athletic conference personal credit line

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Wild milky factory reset button

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged slippery coldplay fan property

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Jet brethren

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: supple brilliant hospital therapy

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Transparent confused rigor address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged slippery coldplay fan property

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Crimson Ladyboy Home

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Seedy frum box office new version

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: vengeful embarrassed to the bone shrine sex offender

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Cream Exhilarant Senate Macaca

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Seedy frum box office new version

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Saffron Lascivious Stead Skinny Woman

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Curious Kitty Cat Faggot Firefighter

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew stage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cream Exhilarant Senate Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Slate mother partner

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: opaque stimulating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: rambunctious translucent immigrant patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Adulterous Roast Beef Brunch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)