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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena | 12/16/25 |
| frisky frozen pistol wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena | 12/16/25 |
| frisky frozen pistol wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena | 12/16/25 |
| buck-toothed space people who are hurt | 12/20/25 |
| rebellious alpha | 12/19/25 |
| Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma | 12/20/25 |
| underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone | 12/19/25 |
| glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena | 12/20/25 |
| underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone | 12/20/25 |
| Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma | 12/20/25 |
| Know-it-all Shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma | 12/20/25 |
| Know-it-all Shitlib | 12/22/25 |
| sable mental disorder boltzmann | 12/16/25 |
| glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena | 12/16/25 |
| sable mental disorder boltzmann | 12/16/25 |
| Provocative Alcoholic Dysfunction Chad | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious cowardly twinkling uncleanness | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative Alcoholic Dysfunction Chad | 12/19/25 |
| Arrogant corn cake | 12/20/25 |
| Marvelous white masturbator brethren | 12/16/25 |
| Dead Stubborn Locale | 12/16/25 |
| Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma | 12/20/25 |
| Spectacular pungent school puppy | 12/20/25 |
| domesticated shivering parlor boistinker | 12/16/25 |
| burgundy kitchen old irish cottage | 12/20/25 |
| domesticated shivering parlor boistinker | 12/23/25 |
| frisky frozen pistol wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma | 12/20/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party | 12/21/25 |
| frisky frozen pistol wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| Spectacular pungent school puppy | 12/16/25 |
| domesticated shivering parlor boistinker | 12/19/25 |
| Spectacular pungent school puppy | 12/19/25 |
| Twinkling fragrant place of business trump supporter | 12/19/25 |
| trip greedy roast beef | 12/19/25 |
| glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena | 12/19/25 |
| cerebral death wish | 12/19/25 |
| cerebral death wish | 12/19/25 |
| splenetic garrison mediation | 12/19/25 |
| trip greedy roast beef | 12/19/25 |
| Walnut charismatic indian lodge sweet tailpipe | 12/19/25 |
| Know-it-all Shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| buck-toothed space people who are hurt | 12/20/25 |
| spruce 180 goal in life background story | 12/22/25 |
| Irate very tactful partner | 12/19/25 |
| High-end Pozpig Hall | 12/19/25 |
| thriller turquoise nibblets | 12/19/25 |
| Spectacular pungent school puppy | 12/19/25 |
| thriller turquoise nibblets | 12/19/25 |
| metal bipolar goyim casino | 12/20/25 |
| Flirting Institution | 12/19/25 |
| curious autistic site | 12/19/25 |
| sable mental disorder boltzmann | 12/19/25 |
| concupiscible pea-brained party of the first part cruise ship | 12/20/25 |
| Confused contagious selfie | 12/19/25 |
| lascivious cowardly twinkling uncleanness | 12/19/25 |
| Boyish Indigo Messiness Heaven | 12/19/25 |
| buff naked stain hell | 12/20/25 |
| Adventurous Hospital | 12/20/25 |
| Spectacular pungent school puppy | 12/20/25 |
| Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma | 12/20/25 |
| concupiscible pea-brained party of the first part cruise ship | 12/20/25 |
| Infuriating fear-inspiring sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Federal costumed lay | 12/20/25 |
| High-end Pozpig Hall | 12/20/25 |
| Infuriating fear-inspiring sanctuary | 12/21/25 |
| cerebral death wish | 12/20/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party | 12/20/25 |
| underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone | 12/21/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party | 12/22/25 |
| underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone | 12/23/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party | 12/23/25 |
| Alcoholic crackhouse | 12/22/25 |
| Arrogant corn cake | 12/22/25 |
| Arrogant corn cake | 12/23/25 |
| Talented stage queen of the night | 12/22/25 |
| spruce 180 goal in life background story | 12/22/25 |
| passionate slate pocket flask | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: frisky frozen pistol wrinkle This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: frisky frozen pistol wrinkle My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: buck-toothed space people who are hurt Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: rebellious alpha It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Know-it-all Shitlib $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Know-it-all Shitlib thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: sable mental disorder boltzmann 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: sable mental disorder boltzmann investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Provocative Alcoholic Dysfunction Chad $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: lascivious cowardly twinkling uncleanness I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Provocative Alcoholic Dysfunction Chad good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Arrogant corn cake $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Marvelous white masturbator brethren six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Dead Stubborn Locale 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Spectacular pungent school puppy what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: domesticated shivering parlor boistinker 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: burgundy kitchen old irish cottage me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: domesticated shivering parlor boistinker It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: frisky frozen pistol wrinkle 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: frisky frozen pistol wrinkle I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Spectacular pungent school puppy mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: domesticated shivering parlor boistinker In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Spectacular pungent school puppy yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Twinkling fragrant place of business trump supporter Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: trip greedy roast beef 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: glittery shimmering water buffalo striped hyena fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: cerebral death wish A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: cerebral death wish OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: splenetic garrison mediation A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: trip greedy roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Walnut charismatic indian lodge sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Know-it-all Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: buck-toothed space people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: spruce 180 goal in life background story Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Irate very tactful partner $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: High-end Pozpig Hall can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: thriller turquoise nibblets Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Spectacular pungent school puppy nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: thriller turquoise nibblets Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: metal bipolar goyim casino You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Flirting Institution Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: curious autistic site Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: sable mental disorder boltzmann damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: concupiscible pea-brained party of the first part cruise ship Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Confused contagious selfie Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: lascivious cowardly twinkling uncleanness 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Boyish Indigo Messiness Heaven Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: buff naked stain hell 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Adventurous Hospital 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Spectacular pungent school puppy 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Big Chocolate Digit Ratio Dilemma Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: concupiscible pea-brained party of the first part cruise ship 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring sanctuary literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Federal costumed lay I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: High-end Pozpig Hall so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: cerebral death wish 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: underhanded appetizing juggernaut telephone 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Orchid Rehab Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Alcoholic crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Arrogant corn cake Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Arrogant corn cake $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Talented stage queen of the night $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: spruce 180 goal in life background story I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: passionate slate pocket flask 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49598250) |