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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
talented startling codepig home
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Demanding resort philosopher-king
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
odious ocher haunted graveyard house
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Black Mildly Autistic Principal's Office Useless Brakes
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Demanding resort philosopher-king
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
obsidian ceo
  12/15/25
...
bespoke bipolar kitchen
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
confused ratface
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
talented startling codepig home
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Chestnut Turdskin
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
talented startling codepig home
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Chestnut Turdskin
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
confused ratface
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
talented startling codepig home
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
confused ratface
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Fuchsia passionate water buffalo
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
confused ratface
  12/15/25
cambodia town
histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field
  12/15/25
...
Godawful Stage Cuck
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
talented startling codepig home
  12/15/25
...
Godawful Stage Cuck
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Sable Potus Keepsake Machete
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
opaque overrated degenerate lodge
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
maniacal honey-headed indian lodge new version
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
confused ratface
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
opaque overrated degenerate lodge
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
confused ratface
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Sable Potus Keepsake Machete
  12/15/25
...
confused ratface
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Stirring sanctuary
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
cocky tanning salon mad-dog skullcap
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Mind-boggling White Chapel Feces
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
nubile nibblets
  12/15/25
...
ruby pisswyrm skinny woman
  12/15/25
...
submissive excitant preventive strike
  12/15/25
...
Hilarious Coral Whorehouse
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
hyperactive abnormal dragon
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
nubile nibblets
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
milky heaven
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
nubile nibblets
  12/15/25
...
vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
yes, so
milky heaven
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Buck-toothed diverse headpube chad
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Buck-toothed diverse headpube chad
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Sickened mad cow disease mother
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Stirring sanctuary
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Sickened mad cow disease mother
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
submissive excitant preventive strike
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
milky heaven
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Stirring sanctuary
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Glittery sick dog poop
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
talented startling codepig home
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
submissive excitant preventive strike
  12/15/25
...
vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field
  12/16/25
...
Glittery sick dog poop
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Demanding resort philosopher-king
  12/16/25
OKay
fragrant infuriating milk
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
spectacular school cafeteria gay wizard
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Razzmatazz fantasy-prone ticket booth gaping
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
spectacular school cafeteria gay wizard
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
harsh stain
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
nubile nibblets
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
drunken spot mood
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
talented startling codepig home
  12/17/25
tp
lime pit
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: talented startling codepig home

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Demanding resort philosopher-king

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: odious ocher haunted graveyard house

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Black Mildly Autistic Principal's Office Useless Brakes

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Demanding resort philosopher-king

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: obsidian ceo

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bespoke bipolar kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: confused ratface

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: talented startling codepig home

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Chestnut Turdskin

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: talented startling codepig home

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Chestnut Turdskin

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: confused ratface

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: talented startling codepig home

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: confused ratface

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia passionate water buffalo

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: confused ratface

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Godawful Stage Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: talented startling codepig home

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Godawful Stage Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Sable Potus Keepsake Machete

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: opaque overrated degenerate lodge

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: maniacal honey-headed indian lodge new version

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: confused ratface

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: opaque overrated degenerate lodge

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: confused ratface

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Sable Potus Keepsake Machete

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: confused ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Stirring sanctuary

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: cocky tanning salon mad-dog skullcap

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling White Chapel Feces

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nubile nibblets

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: ruby pisswyrm skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: submissive excitant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Coral Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hyperactive abnormal dragon

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: nubile nibblets

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: milky heaven

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: nubile nibblets

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: milky heaven

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed diverse headpube chad

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed diverse headpube chad

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Sickened mad cow disease mother

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Stirring sanctuary

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Sickened mad cow disease mother

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: submissive excitant preventive strike

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: milky heaven

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Stirring sanctuary

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Glittery sick dog poop

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: talented startling codepig home

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: submissive excitant preventive strike

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: histrionic orange twinkling uncleanness field

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Glittery sick dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Demanding resort philosopher-king

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: fragrant infuriating milk

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: spectacular school cafeteria gay wizard

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fantasy-prone ticket booth gaping

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: spectacular school cafeteria gay wizard

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: harsh stain

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: nubile nibblets

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: drunken spot mood

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: talented startling codepig home

yeah you gotta pay for it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515778)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: lime pit

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515807)