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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Heady garnet trust fund codepig

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Lascivious meetinghouse cumskin



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: multi-colored hominid ladyboy



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: gay racy wrinkle personal credit line

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: infuriating aromatic pit roast beef



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic Nowag

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: olive marketing idea school



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Titillating cruise ship potus

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Exciting state

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: disgusting sanctuary

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Big gold lay



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Excitant temple



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: olive marketing idea school

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Adventurous maize hall



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Violent razzle-dazzle juggernaut



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Azure boltzmann

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Heady garnet trust fund codepig

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: multi-colored hominid ladyboy

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Heady garnet trust fund codepig

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: multi-colored hominid ladyboy

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: olive marketing idea school



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Adventurous maize hall



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: disgusting sanctuary



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Hairy Legs



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: soggy field multi-billionaire



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Cracking fiercely-loyal public bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Jet casino

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Trip mildly autistic queen of the night milk

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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Adventurous maize hall



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

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