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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
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Multi-colored Chad
  12/17/25
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house-broken lay marketing idea
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
rough-skinned gay trump supporter national
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
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translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
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translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
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translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann
  12/17/25
Incredible
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
boom lives
Topaz hell kitty
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
rough-skinned gay trump supporter national
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Offensive excitant masturbator
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
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translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
wmtp
Mind-boggling ape doctorate
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
talking cocky idiot tanning salon
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
talking cocky idiot tanning salon
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
talking cocky idiot tanning salon
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Violet home
  12/17/25
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Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
evan39
floppy maroon foreskin
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Multi-colored Chad
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
diverse ceo point
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
diverse ceo point
  12/17/25
who are you
Topaz hell kitty
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
diverse ceo point
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Topaz hell kitty
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
floppy maroon foreskin
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
electric meetinghouse
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
diverse ceo point
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
diverse ceo point
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
diverse ceo point
  12/18/25
whokobe
Topaz hell kitty
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Violet home
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Violet home
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Pink demanding really tough guy
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Topaz hell kitty
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Pink demanding really tough guy
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Topaz hell kitty
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Pink demanding really tough guy
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Pink demanding really tough guy
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Bright splenetic step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Wild dashing plaza
  12/18/25
Stfu
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
deranged karate becky
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Bateful Metal Boiling Water Crackhouse
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
narrow-minded whorehouse
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
vigorous indirect expression
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Burgundy heady new version reading party
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Bright splenetic step-uncle's house
  12/18/25
Boom
thriller primrose state
  12/18/25
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Flatulent saffron mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: house-broken lay marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned gay trump supporter national

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Topaz hell kitty

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: rough-skinned gay trump supporter national

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Offensive excitant masturbator

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: translucent pea-brained box office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ape doctorate

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: talking cocky idiot tanning salon

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: talking cocky idiot tanning salon

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: talking cocky idiot tanning salon

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Violet home

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: floppy maroon foreskin

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chad

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: diverse ceo point

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: diverse ceo point

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Topaz hell kitty

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: diverse ceo point

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Topaz hell kitty

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: floppy maroon foreskin

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: electric meetinghouse

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: diverse ceo point

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: diverse ceo point

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: diverse ceo point

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Topaz hell kitty

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Violet home

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Violet home

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Pink demanding really tough guy

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Topaz hell kitty

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Pink demanding really tough guy

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Topaz hell kitty

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Pink demanding really tough guy

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Pink demanding really tough guy

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Bright splenetic step-uncle's house

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Wild dashing plaza

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: deranged karate becky

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Bateful Metal Boiling Water Crackhouse

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: narrow-minded whorehouse

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: vigorous indirect expression

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Burgundy heady new version reading party

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Bright splenetic step-uncle's house

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: thriller primrose state

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Flatulent saffron mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519546)