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My daughter told me there's a man in our house that I can't see: "Mr. Silly"
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Date: October 31st, 2019 9:01 PM Author: Salmon son of senegal home My daughter, who's 6, said she keeps seeing a man in the house and that I can't see him. She calls him "Mr. Silly."
I asked her why she calls him that and she said, "Cuz he walks on the walls and the ceilings, which is silly."
I felt a bit unnerved by that and asked her to describe what Mr. Silly looks like, and she said he has red eyes, "long fingernails," horns on his head, and little faces on his back. I asked her what she meant by "little faces on his back," and she said across his entire back he has all these small screaming faces pushing out of his skin and that these "are the people he's collected."
I felt more unnerved. I asked her if she was scared of Mr. Silly, and she said no because he didn't seem to be angry at her. I asked her if he seemed angry at anyone in the house, and she pointed at me. "Mr. Silly doesn't like you," she said.
I've checked into a hotel for the night and made excuses to the wife. |
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