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My hottest Star Trek take: Miles O'Brien fucking sucks
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:05 AM Author: Motley Parlour Maybe I'm overreacting because of his Disastrous Irish phenotype, but he's always come across as a bumbling idiot across both series. He also often serves as the foil for a moral lesson with his simple-minded, unethical takes.
Further, while Keiko is obviously awful, I don't think she'd be like that if he weren't such a little bitch.
Don't get me wrong, he's a great character; I enjoy his constant misfortune and contentious marriage. Just saying he's TTT as a person. |
Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:31 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit Is he just filler? 2nd most appearances of any Star Trek character. It sounds though like you like to hate him. Maybe he's a worthy character even though he sucks as a person.
Edit: Given how much you hate the characters on Seinfeld if he were a Seinfeld character would you still hate him or would he be an improvement over the canonical 4 |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:32 AM Author: Motley Parlour I literally said that in my OP l2read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836278) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:33 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit I edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836279) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:36 AM Author: Motley Parlour O'Brien is Better than the Seinfeld characters bc his life is way cooler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836281) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:38 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit 180 ya he lives in space. I agree he's kind of milquetoast. I think they put him in so many episodes because he's inoffensive. And then because he's so boring the writers were probably like let's give him a dark side.
Who is the better Hapa space couple, Miles and Keiko or Chief and Sharon "Boomer" Valerii from BSG. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:43 AM Author: Motley Parlour I haven't watched BSG yet but I want to!
Honestly I think it's hilarious how shitty Miles and Keiko's relationship is, so I love them. I really enjoy every scene they're in. Is it supposed to be funny or is it intended sincerely as part of Miles' long-suffering shtick? |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:44 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit No clue. I haven't watched enough of it.
BSG is 180. Did I ever tell you about it the time I met Ronald D Moore? |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:48 AM Author: Motley Parlour Don't think so, tell us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836295) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:52 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit Don't want to doobs myself too much but long story short I met him randomly in public. I didn't know who he was but this turbo nerd I was with recognized him. He ended up talking to me about his divorce and what it was like to coparent his daughter with his ex wife. So random lol. Same guy who wrote BSG also wrote many episodes of TNG and DS9.
During his time on Deep Space Nine, he continued to write episodes that expanded on Klingon culture such as "The House of Quark", "Sons of Mogh", "Rules of Engagement", "Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places", "Soldiers of the Empire", "You Are Cordially Invited..." and "Once More Unto the Breach". He also wrote episodes that dealt with controversial subjects such as genetic engineering ("Doctor Bashir, I Presume?"), co-wrote the episode that featured Star Trek's first same-sex kiss ("Rejoined") and killed off another popular character, Vedek Bareil Antos ("Life Support"). |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:57 AM Author: Motley Parlour 18000000 encounter and preftigious legacy. I know I'll like BSG, just gotta get around to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836302) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 2:03 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit I just watched a few clips of DS9. I realized how boring the show would be without the ever-present bleeps and bloops of the ship in the background of every dialog scene. The sound engineer who makes all those little ear wiggles is the real hero.
BSG is kind of a boring action show for the first two seasons and then in Season 3 it gets all political and in Season 4 it gets metaphysical and philosophical. I think the latter eps are my favorite. It sort of devolves into Neo-Platonism. Tp. |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: cocky cuck box office Do yourself a favor and only watch BSG through the end of the first season, then pretend it was cancelled. If you do that, it's the greatest SF series of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892418) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:41 AM Author: 180 church building fat ankles no idea what this is, but just googled this person and it looks vaguely like Spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836284) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:42 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit Everything is connected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836285) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Motley Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49838037) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:48 AM Author: Motley Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836293) |
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Date: May 21st, 2026 8:54 AM Author: talented impertinent locus Cr I was ready to defend my fellow potato man but the Spaceporn hair gene is devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892812) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 2:12 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit https://youtu.be/kqHGqkZ4Uew
This seems like a wholesome scene. Makes me nostalgic for old TV shows. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Motley Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49837315) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 2:14 AM Author: Ultramarine dopamine pozpig shut up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49836308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:43 PM Author: pale philosopher-king o'brien is the resilience, quite dutifulness and folk wisdom of the everyman. if you hate him there's something seriously fucking wrong with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49838056) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:47 PM Author: Motley Parlour I mean he's good at his job and loyal to Starfleet but that's a low bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49838071) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: pale philosopher-king 🤫 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49838076) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Motley Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892286) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Motley Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852677) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Histrionic love of her life background story He and Data used to go to 10 Forward to tag team phaser room sluts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852753) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: Motley Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852795) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: coiffed lodge double fault Which makes it even more tragic that he ended up in an AGWWG marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852831) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: aromatic lake temple mediation It is funny that the second-most pathetic birdshit on the show (Barkley is 1) has an Asian wife who henpecks him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852787) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: Motley Parlour 180 and I agree with your ranking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852798) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: stimulating karate native All of the DS9 characters are “flawed” in a profound way that they never are in other Trek shows. That’s what made it a compelling serial drama imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852800) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: multi-colored forum telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852802) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Motley Parlour I think that all the time about Sisko and you're right, it extends to other characters too. O'Brien just doesn't have much going for him in the first place imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852809) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit You have a lifelong vendetta against boring white guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852821) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:56 PM Author: Motley Parlour Should I not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852824) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit No judgment here. The heart wants what it wants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852832) |
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Date: May 21st, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Disturbing bat shit crazy sanctuary What was Dax's flaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892811) |
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Date: May 21st, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Motley Parlour Cq. Too hot and cool? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49893331) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: sealclubber tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49919551) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: coiffed lodge double fault He couldn't stand it that Garak was seducing his best friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852833) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Motley Parlour Of course Julian would prefer Garak's stimulating Cardassian conversation to O'Brien's whiny nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49852836) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:28 AM Author: Motley Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49889611) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: stirring stage Subject: DELETE THIS SHIT!
O'Brien was one of the most authentic characters in Star Trek. |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: Motley Parlour Hehehe that's why it's my hottest take :)
I think HATP is right upthread that I am biased against boring white guys. |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit crying rn... losing hoap
now if you had said he was a Marxist potatohead, I'd fully understand |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: Motley Parlour You're not a boring white guy FWIW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892326) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit that is by far, by a country mile, the nicest thing you've ever said about me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892327) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Motley Parlour I mean you already knew that though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892346) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit 180
I know, I'm just being silly/flippant with my responses. I think of zozo as a creative writing exercise to drum up drama for entertainment. I'm just trying to write good dialog. |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: Motley Parlour Crrrr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892403) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: cracking chad parlor Colm Meaney has said he hopes to soon move back to Ireland, citing his unhappiness with Donald Trump’s America.
The award winning actor has lived in the United States for many decades but said the nation had taken a dark turn in recent years.
Speaking on The Claire Byrne Show, Mr Meaney described the current administration as “terrifying” and its treatment of immigrants as “naked fascism”.
“At least the Brown Shirts, unlike these ICE guys, the Brown Shirts would wear a uniform [and] didn't wear masks,” he said.
“And a lot of these ICE agents, so-called federal agents are actually Proud Boys.
“What's their obsession with trans people? What's that about? Less than two percent of the population are trans.”
https://www.newstalk.com/news/colm-meaney-move-back-to-ireland-2230308 |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Motley Parlour Lol. Celebs whining about Trump are always annoying, but at least the points he's making are valid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892323) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: claret cruise ship black woman (Keiko) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892347) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Motley Parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892350) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:33 PM Author: Pearl Hot Market Circlehead i see what you're saying, but the irish are 180 actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892371) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:43 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit (potatohead commie) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892396) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: Pearl Hot Market Circlehead i'm no communist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892410) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit Miles is though. He brags about being a union man and tells Quark's underlings to chant workers of the world unite or something close to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892412) |
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Date: May 21st, 2026 8:47 AM Author: Pearl Hot Market Circlehead yeah you're right, i'm not cool with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892807) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: Motley Parlour I agree but his phenotype is very unfortunate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892404) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: maroon kink-friendly windowlicker orchestra pit He's a Dublin 9 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892405) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: Motley Parlour 🤮 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892464) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: cocky cuck box office I like that, immediately after the episode where he marries an Asian, we have an episode about how he is racist. Brave realism on the part of the TNG writers' room. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892423) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: Motley Parlour Lmao yeah and I like that he and ADOS Sisko are often the most racist people in the room in DS9. Sisko is more of a pragmatic race realist imo whereas O'Brien's a simple-minded tribalist traumatized by his personal experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49892455) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 10:42 PM Author: Motley Parlour Dude I just watched the mind prison one and he is sooooo awful. He handled prison horribly and also behaved even worse than one would expect when he "returned." It's understandable he'd be shitty after such a traumatic experience but wow. He even physically threatened his baby daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49897394) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 10:13 PM Author: Ape Arrogance remember when his daughter falls into a time portal and has to survive on her own for a decade lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859654&forum_id=2#49919539) |