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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: fantasy-prone feces
*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. clears throat*
Good evening, I just want to thank everyone for putting in so much effort, all those long nights over the past two years, and what felt like 25 hour days this last week in one of the most grueling trials I've ever been part of. it wasn't easy but it's what allowed us to secure such a great result for our clients. you all absolutely deserve to celebrate this accomplishment.
But I also wanted to open it up to my son, RSF, for a second. Of course, he has his hands in a lot of big projects right now so he wasn't able to work on the case as much as he wanted to, but after we got done with the local reporters he told me he *also* got some big news recently, and I'd love us to all hear about it together. So, RSF, the floor is yours! [pause] RSF? RSF...?
*RSF swiping away at iPhone X with right hand, picking at nose with left jerks head upward after a sharp elbow from mom, pushes chair back and does the little halfway standup thing*
Oh yeah yeah, right dad. So I went on zozo, you know that law board I frequent, and posted those pictures from my beach trip last week and then did a write-up of coming back doing the emirates private suites experience. It literally had over 150 replies from MAF NOWAGs in like an hour. I also think I identified another sock puppet JJC keeps using to make it seem like there's actual sudos making fun of me, not just irate azns obsessed with following me around.
Oh yeah, and google images emailed me back and said they'd finally take down that picture of us after the derby two years ago in our seersuckers your guy made for us where it looked like I'd pissed myself, but I totally *didn't* piss myself it was just some MAF NOWAG who snuck up and threw his mint julep at my lap because all the girls in his group were into me and whispering about me and betting each other whether they had any shot at going home with me and yeah, so ... [RSF's voice trails off and he pauses (a few seconds too long to keep the silence from growing awkward) like he's trying to remember something else he'd planned to mention, but eventually just shrugging his shoulders as if acknowledging "nope, I lost it"]
*[beat] and then RSF sits back down ... opens iPhone X to check if zozo thread has any new replies*
[cut to reaction shot:]
*RSF's dad wincing, slumping noticeably at the shoulders like a balloon that's just starting to deflate ... letting out deep but inaudible sigh*
[and cut to:]
*after ~45 seconds of checking xo on his phone, RSF's right hand returns to swiping repetitively ... after 90 seconds RSF's left hand begins working its way back up towards his nostrils*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156753)
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: offensive stage
*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely Sunday with a pathetic, cringeworthy bad stab at humor*
leave it to the pros you sloppy titted bag of shit! LOL @ how i've broken (if it's possible to further damage) your brain.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156764) |
Date: January 15th, 2018 11:07 AM Author: red station hunting ground
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DIS IS RAWBORT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159823) |
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