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180 e-mail from my HBS buddy
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:42 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo He just got back from Cabo spring break with his buddies. the following is the e-mail he sent me.
Quick funny rage story that you guys will appreciate...
So one night we're all out at the club 'Squid Roe' in Cabo (shitshow rage bar) and we had been raging for like 12-15 hours (no joke), because some of us started crushing drinks at noon at the pool. Well about 3am rolls around, and a bunch of my friends start peeling off and heading home. I was in the zone at this point, and I say "Not now chief... I'm staying."
So I then find myself a hot lady friend, we start dancing and hanging out and talking, and she and her friend "claimed" to go to Arkansas and were 20 years old (my chick later told me they went to 'Harding,' which was in Arkansas). They then asked me where I went, and I said I went to business school. *pause* ... "Where?".. "Umm... Harvard." They don't believe me at all. I also claim I'm 24 years old.
So I then proceeded to show them the rubber 'live strong' type bracelet that our group had made for our trip, that said "WINNING in Cabo, HBS SB 2K11" and I told them what HBS stood for. They still don't believe me. Then in tribute to one of my buddies who had done this at a bar once in total jest, I pull out my HBS ID, flash it to them, then put it in my mouth while continuing to dance. Boom. Game over. Making out with her on the dancefloor, then at like 430-5am she asks me to leave.
So it turns out that the house she was staying in was in the same hill housing complex that I was staying in, which ended up being pretty convenient. Because at like 7am after hooking up, she says "One thing I forgot to tell you... my friend's dad is staying here with us. You can't be here when he gets up or he'll freak out." I grab my shit and GTF out of there. But luckily for me, I knew where I was and had a short walk home.
She wanted me to meet up with her the following day, but I just partied somewhere else the next day and never saw her again. No numbers exchanged because I didnt have my phone, so I figured that was the end of that. All my friends were convinced she was actually in high school and she was probably 17 years old (lying about the college, friend's dad staying with them, etc.). So we all started referring to her as my hot high school gf.
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Then today, I get a facebook friend request. I accept it. I first see that she is indeed 20 years old, and does go to Harding. I look at her photos. Check it out:
The last two photos are screenshots from her Facebook account. Check out the captions at the bottom of the photos. The second one is her wearing my bracelet the following day.
Hahahahah, epic rage. Winning!! |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:50 AM Author: violet roast beef indian lodge This is a very run of the mill story, except for the fact that your douchy friend had to pull out his student id to get a girl to make out with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566304) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:50 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo you seem jealous. god, i hope i get in next week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566311) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:51 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison ...so i can finally get hot girls to notice me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566319) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:52 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo whatever works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566320) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:44 AM Author: lime startling menage idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566637) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:54 AM Author: cordovan marvelous school lol. re-read the story. he was already in and avoided the harvard, actually until after talking and dancing. if you think HBS will get panties down on command you're no different than the brothers wearing their law school shit to the gym and thinking they'll get bj's on the treadmill or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566335) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:32 PM Author: Buck-toothed pink clown i assumed that post was sarcasm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566965) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:53 AM Author: hot theatre bbw you'll still be azn and subject to NOWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566329) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:53 AM Author: violet roast beef indian lodge Nah I'm good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566334) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:51 AM Author: cordovan marvelous school this story sucks because you didn't imageshack the photos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566314) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 9:02 AM Author: Cruel-hearted pontificating dilemma corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574368) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:51 AM Author: Comical Pea-brained Gas Station Gay Wizard so he got no pussy CSB (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566316) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:54 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison and this is the sad thing about strivers
they strive and strive, often because they think getting into x business school, or having x car, or having y job, will finally land them hot girls.
the reality is far different. 1) those hot girls will still notice your completely lacking personality and overcompensation tactics and will be turned off, and 2) if you do manage to land that hot girl you've always coveted, she will be a gold digger looking for her next big score.
in other words: you'll continue to be a striver, working 60+ hour weeks, just so you can keep some blonde whore who doesn't love you and is just waiting for the day she can cash in
should've just been born good looking, bro |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:53 AM Author: concupiscible sick party of the first part i liked it, yes run of the mill, but i enjoyed. Indubitably, however, this is subtle "if i get into harvard, i am going to get laid" trolling. Citing a self-serving and reaffirming narrative...awaiting all poasters to ultimately, respond...of course he got laid, he went to HBS!
good luck, tho getting in.most indubitably, good luck |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:20 PM Author: Dark Effete Circlehead Wagecucks wow, HBS actually literally allowed him to make out with a drunk college girl at a Cabo club, OH WHAT A DEGREE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566887) |
Date: March 21st, 2011 10:53 AM Author: boyish bright round eye deer antler Charlie Sheen is a lulzy dood but I wish the use of "winning!!" came to an end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566328) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:55 AM Author: Harsh Parlor Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566347) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:53 AM Author: Citrine Razzle Partner cool story? no, not really all that cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566330) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:53 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle dull church that's an awful lot of text to convey nothing very exciting. and worse still, it was ridden with internet-speak that would better befit a 12-year-old, as opposed to a person who is presumably in the mid-20's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566331) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:54 AM Author: Flirting Pit Black Woman You're a terrible poaster and, undoubtedly, a terrible person.
Fuck you OP. |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:54 AM Author: Harsh Parlor Weed Whacker lol so he gets laid so rarely that he sends a tl;dr email to his BOYZ about it?
EPIC RAGE!!!!!!!!! WINNING!!!!!!! |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:57 AM Author: thriller arrogant son of senegal This guy sounds like a gook. Only gooks and indian dudes brag about doing what they should be doing in their mid 20s. This guy had to flash around his ID in order to get some tail? Sounds gookugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566355) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:58 AM Author: violet roast beef indian lodge That would also explain why the dad would have been extra pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566363) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:34 PM Author: Buck-toothed pink clown lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566976) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:59 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo no, he's white. gonna try to post the pic of him and the girl later, with his face blocked of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566366) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:00 AM Author: thriller arrogant son of senegal You need better friends. Hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566379) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:23 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566504) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:59 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo lol. just as i expected, lot of jealousy in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566369) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:01 AM Author: Harsh Parlor Weed Whacker lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566383) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:02 AM Author: violet roast beef indian lodge Not really man- it's just not really that good of a strory. And I think the length of the email for such standard fare makes it seem like this guy should be a freshman in college, not in his mid 20s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566387) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:03 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison exactly
while most normal college freshmen were out meeting folks and striking up conversations with random girls, sounds like this guy was in his dorm room jerking off so much his dick started to hurt |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:06 AM Author: Harsh Parlor Weed Whacker "And I think the length of the email for such standard fare makes it seem like this guy should be a freshman in college, not in his mid 20s"
this |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:02 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison um...
actually, no |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:03 AM Author: concupiscible sick party of the first part wut jealousy? few people would be jealous of a dude who DIDNT get laid.
again good luck |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:05 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison oh but remember
he goes to HBS
being a HBS pimply faced striver who can't get laid unless he's got a credit card in his hand is better than being an alpha 6'2 sec ex-linebacker who can fuck 9's by simply pointing at his dick (Hippo Beach Master) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:08 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo lol at the SEC linbacker who does not get drafted by the NFL! a HBS grad has more earning potential and prestige than SEC meatheads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566428) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:10 AM Author: Harsh Parlor Weed Whacker what good is business school prestige if being an SEC linebacker gets you laid more easily? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566445) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:11 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison the difference, a very crucial one you seem to miss, is that no matter how successful you are, no matter how much $$ you make, no matter what car you drive, you will always be intimidated when you talk to a hot girl. always. that sec linebacker won't be. that's what makes him alpha, and you beta. remember that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566449) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:16 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo keep telling yourself that buddy. enjoy being a washed out football player who is borderline retarded and has less wealth and prestige than a successful HBS alum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566469) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:18 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison LOL
you have no idea who i am, but i can assure you that i'm not a "washed out football player"
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:02 AM Author: Carnelian painfully honest native pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566394) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:07 AM Author: Puce aromatic new version lol straight people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566427) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:08 AM Author: shivering dopamine Most boring flame I've seen in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566434) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:27 AM Author: Heady becky newt You mean that your friend was so inept with girls that he had to show her his HBS ID to even convince this girl to kiss him?
Also flame that a Southern 20-year-old who went to a university that I haven't even heard of would be like "OOOH HBS!" |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:28 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo HBS is actually more impressive among people from ARE COUNTRY since they probably never met anyone IRL who went there.
i'm gonna post the pic when i get home from work. |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:29 AM Author: Heady becky newt She's a 20-year-old sorority girl. She probably is more impressed with a guy who is president of the top fraternity at her school than with some random, even if that random happens to go to HBS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566529) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:30 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo she probably knows tons of frat guys. but i'm pretty sure this is the first time she met a HBS dude. again, i think people on XO underestimate pedigree and prestige. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566532) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:31 AM Author: concupiscible sick party of the first part lulzy at that. You can be assured these poasters here are probably the biggest prestige whores i have ever encountered..most fucking indubitably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566537) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:38 AM Author: Heady becky newt I think people on XO may have different concepts of pedigree and prestige than your average Southern sorority slut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566584) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:40 AM Author: mischievous cerebral goal in life midwest. Arkansas is like Oklahoma or Kansas. Midwest. The fact that U Arkansas is in the SEC is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566604) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:42 AM Author: Heady becky newt I don't give a fuck where it is. It's outside of the Northeast and California so it might as well be in Jupiter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566624) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:55 AM Author: Motley Fantasy-prone Mental Disorder Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566693) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:13 PM Author: Maize keepsake machete haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566830) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 1:02 PM Author: Swollen flesh filthpig mood lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17567176) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 1:07 PM Author: Smoky area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17567213) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:41 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo i'm just saying that it's naive to think that girls aren't impressed by a HBS guy, especially if he's decent looking and has a decent personality. frat boys are dime a dozen. who gives a fuck about them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566619) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:44 AM Author: Heady becky newt Um, girls who have no concept of what Harvard is and whose concept of ultimate prestige is being QB of the football team or president of SAE at the flagship state school and having a daddy who's some regional bigshot? Girls like this probably think Deerfield is a place where you hunt, for shit's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566635) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:47 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo everybody fucking knows harvard. its name brand and prestige are universal. why do you think people are so obsessed with going there?
frat boys are dime a dozen. they're not special. |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: Heady becky newt "why do you think people are so obsessed with going there?"
Not everyone is. The kind of girl who attends college at some no-name place in Arkansas is not going to be obsessed with getting into Harvard, nor will she share the same concept of prestige of her Northeastern prep school counterparts.
Everyone acknowledges that smart people and some rich people go to Harvard. A girl from a no-name Arkansas college may think that's impressive on its face but the H-bomb won't get her panties as wet as hooking up with the big man on campus. |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:53 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison shhhhh...you're shattering his worldview and the very reason he has strived for years and years to make lots of money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566679) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:56 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo i guess you didn't read the e-mail. dropping the HBS bomb helped him close the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566704) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: Heady becky newt And that's why I think it's all flame. |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 2:02 PM Author: Dark Effete Circlehead Wagecucks psa, other things that help you close the deal on making out with a drunk college chick in cabo during spring break include: not looking like an ogre, having lips, breathing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17567581) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 2:03 PM Author: talented mewling milk stage this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17567590) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 9:06 AM Author: Cruel-hearted pontificating dilemma corn cake lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574369) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 10:28 AM Author: Harsh Parlor Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574629) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:57 AM Author: Motley Fantasy-prone Mental Disorder Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566714) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:36 AM Author: mischievous cerebral goal in life FWIW, a 21 year old Central Illinois student on spring break bought me MULTIPLE shots and beers on Saturday night. I'm in my 30s.
EPIC RAGE!! WINNING!! |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:45 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigpig garrison huh? girl or boy? no way a girl did this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566643) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:50 AM Author: mischievous cerebral goal in life girl. They also claimed to have pounded 4loko before they went out that night. Unfortunately, I did not have my HBS student ID, so I did not make out.
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:45 AM Author: Pale Idiot Library meanwhile, alphas from UVA are pwning cunnus at every turn. and they left their ids at home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566640) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:50 AM Author: splenetic faggotry "Not now chief... I'm staying."
this sounds like a 15 year old loser's fantasy of what his mid-20s will be like |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:39 PM Author: Buck-toothed pink clown subtle "not now chief, im in the zone" new haircut trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17567004) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: burgundy crackhouse digit ratio Day Drinking - partying at night and slamming some one night stand is not email worthy. This guy sounds like a total faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566746) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:04 PM Author: mischievous cerebral goal in life this. Like 3 of my friends did shit like this last weekend, sans their HBS ID. And who brings their student ID card to Mexican night clubs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566763) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:08 PM Author: Carnelian painfully honest native dbags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566796) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:53 PM Author: abusive karate feces tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569917) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:07 PM Author: Heady becky newt Yeah, this didn't seem remotely worth the effort it took to write an email about it. Plus if this guy partied as hard as he claimed to, his details of the night shouldn't have been as clear.
If you think that you have to drop the HBS bomb to be able to hook up with some skank at Squid fucking Roe during spring break, you've got problems. |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:08 PM Author: splenetic faggotry this thread was horrible flame but the subthread between DT and HBM made it worthwhile
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566517
just two shitty flamers/idiots going at it, doing what dey do. |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:24 PM Author: burgundy crackhouse digit ratio BLACK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566916) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 12:25 PM Author: burgundy crackhouse digit ratio http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&mc=69&forum_id=2#17566319 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566919) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 1:52 PM Author: internet-worthy corner french chef lol so ur friend had to use his HBS id to get a kiss from a drunk slut and went home with his dick in hand? lol u mad? here's a pic of you reading this thread http://www.asianweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dreamstimeweb_angry374345_1.jpg |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 1:59 PM Author: Exciting whorehouse Your friend's constant use of "rage", "winning", "shitshow", etc is really fucking annoying. He seems like a faux bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17567563) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 5:53 PM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo ok. here's the pic as i promised. my friend's face has obviously been blocked out.
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2928/raginghbs.jpg |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 5:56 PM Author: plum site tank your profile thumbnail is gonna out you, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569046) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 5:57 PM Author: bull headed chartreuse bawdyhouse She looks like that actress from Full House. You know, the one who married Uncle Jessie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569050) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:03 PM Author: Exciting whorehouse Is your bro 5'8"? He's raging so hard bro, total gongshow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569088) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:06 PM Author: Hairraiser hideous range Haha, should have edited out your profile pic.
I know who you are (and am pretty surprised to find you here). |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:09 PM Author: Impertinent wonderful dog poop wow. take this down now, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569119) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:10 PM Author: 180 at-the-ready cuck public bath looks ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569128) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:14 PM Author: Erotic Temple this is the girl he slept with ? that people thought might be 17? she's practically a milf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569154) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:12 PM Author: talented mewling milk stage She could very easily be mid/late 20s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569674) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:10 PM Author: geriatric jade office dude. JUST SAVE THE PICTURE. not the whole page (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569668) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 8:35 PM Author: Maize keepsake machete you just outted yourself, congratulations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17570208) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:52 PM Author: curious sable parlour this is hte best subthread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17572089) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 6:22 AM Author: multi-colored toaster reading party The OP has posted some useful stuff before, but this whole thread is embarrassing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574259) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 6:43 AM Author: Adventurous philosopher-king with the context of his past threads, it kind of perfectly encapsulates the type of dude who strives for HBS and holds the same attitude about it as the OP. nice enough, well informed, reasonably smart, but completely inept about normal social shit and a hardcore striver. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574276) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 7:17 AM Author: Aquamarine bat-shit-crazy dysfunction Take this down you dumb faggot... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574289) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 9:08 AM Author: Cruel-hearted pontificating dilemma corn cake when you see it, you will shit bricks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574371) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:19 PM Author: Sadistic forum double fault this is supposed to be an extremely unusual occurrence? for a 24-year-old? omg he hooked up with a drunk girl FOUR years younger than him at spring break!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569181) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:45 PM Author: abusive karate feces What's weird is he writes that "I also claim I'm 24 years old".
How old is he really? 28, 29? Why lie about this? |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: slate trailer park Does "Hooking Up" Means he got the pussy? Or just made out with a bitch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569272) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:30 PM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo yes. he fucked her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569296) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:31 PM Author: slate trailer park so why were those douche bags above saying he didn't smash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569305) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:33 PM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo no idea man. the people on this board are insanely jealous of HBS guys and can't comprehend the fact that girls are attracted to prestige. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569326) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:35 PM Author: 180 at-the-ready cuck public bath Truth be told she does it with arkansas dudes all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569364) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:52 PM Author: Adventurous philosopher-king his email sounds like me after the first time i went to mexico for spring break. only difference is i was 17, i got laid without ever saying where i went to school, and i didn't think any of this was actually all that impressive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569520) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:55 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Toilet Seat Lay your friend is so cool. he hooked up with a girl on spring break!!!!!!!! HOW DID HE DO IT??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569560) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 6:58 PM Author: floppy center LOL asians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569574) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:27 PM Author: internet-worthy corner french chef fucking credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569787) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:11 PM Author: geriatric jade office wait wait wait... did he even fuck her? i don't think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569670) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:15 PM Author: floppy center he obviously didn't, this is the most unintentionally thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569694) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:22 PM Author: supple spot macaca LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569751) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 7:47 PM Author: abusive karate feces Guys in my SEC frat did this all the time, it's no big deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569882) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 8:26 PM Author: Deep Submissive Roommate Dragon i am a sub-100 iq, barely employable, t6 can't get biglaw failure and I have never needed to resort to this level of psuedo-bro bullshit to hook up with a drunk sorority girl on spring break. If one of my friends sent out an email like that we'd make fun of him for years. I'm amazed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17570164) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 8:28 PM Author: supple spot macaca U JELLY OF DAT RAGIN' HBS BRO?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17570180) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 8:29 PM Author: Deep Submissive Roommate Dragon Brother I am pretty jealous of HBS students but not for this reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17570187) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 8:35 PM Author: supple spot macaca *rages for 15 hours ITT* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17570213) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 8:35 PM Author: diverse nofapping stage kitty So lesson ITT: Just say you went to HBS, get some livestrong bracelets made, and save yourself 100 grand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17570212) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 8:55 PM Author: diverse nofapping stage kitty Your thread inspired like 6 of my thread tonight OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17570442) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 3:18 AM Author: Maize keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17573782) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 3:20 AM Author: Deep Submissive Roommate Dragon underrated post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17573787) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 4:16 AM Author: Titillating Liquid Oxygen what a fucking loser. nothing in that email was impressive or worth emailing about. hbs has taken a serious hit in my book. sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17573969) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 6:48 AM Author: Adventurous philosopher-king 1. what kind of socially fagtarded tools make fake livestrong bracelets for any occasion, let alone something as mundane as a bro trip to mexico?
2. who writes email as "e-mail?" how is this dude an HBS candidate and yet somehow doesn't live in the same world as the rest of us where email is spelled as 'email.' |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 9:10 AM Author: Cruel-hearted pontificating dilemma corn cake for the record, am i an enormous loser for thinking to myself "13 straight hours of partying? holy shit i feel tired just reading that"?
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 1:36 PM Author: Titillating Liquid Oxygen yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17575788) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 9:13 AM Author: Demanding nudist sweet tailpipe sanctuary (HBS admissions dept employee) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574377) |
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Date: April 4th, 2011 6:37 PM Author: internet-worthy corner french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17685676) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 9:41 AM Author: scarlet genital piercing tattoo as I had expected, a lot of jealousy in this thread. XO is so predictable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574461) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 10:36 AM Author: Dark Effete Circlehead Wagecucks LISTEN UP!, there is zero jelly itt, even the most pathetic of basement virgins who have never done it realize just how low is the threshold for fucking a drunk chick on spring break, your friend is a sad douche and you are even sadder for envying him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574656) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 1:07 PM Author: mint coffee pot locus have you ever gone to cabo for spring break? i don't think i've ever gone to squid roe and NOT ended up in some drunken hook up w/ a dude.
it's like shooting fish in the barrel. if he needed HBS to close the deal (on a college girl no less, not a hot newport beach 16 year old), that doesn't make for an impressive story.
also, i'm a bit surprised that they went to cabo for spring break. all the HBS/GSB people i know go to places like monaco and dubai and shit. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 1:17 PM Author: Heady becky newt This.
Squid Roe is for 16 - 21 year olds. I don't know anyone in business school who went to Cabo for spring break, let alone made queer little Livestrong bracelets to commemorate the occasion. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 10:00 AM Author: Ivory Love Of Her Life ty for sharing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574520) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 11:35 PM Author: Adventurous philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17650813) |
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Date: June 27th, 2011 2:55 PM Author: Ocher Nursing Home BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#18359799) |