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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Electric aqua base
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
flatulent fortuitous meteor
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Bearded Frisky Jew
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
walnut goal in life
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
magenta demanding incel senate
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/28/21
...
Frozen ratface
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Bearded Frisky Jew
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
poppy vibrant useless brakes black woman
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Electric aqua base
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
carmine 180 new version
  04/27/21
...
Misanthropic azn
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
talented milk boiling water
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Bearded Frisky Jew
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
talented milk boiling water
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
sienna death wish antidepressant drug
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
carmine 180 new version
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Cracking Bisexual Sneaky Criminal
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
...
glassy circlehead dopamine
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
vivacious piazza headpube
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Drunken generalized bond friendly grandma
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
vivacious piazza headpube
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
walnut goal in life
  08/15/22
...
Ungodly box office
  05/12/24
...
Submissive Sickened Toilet Seat
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
maroon mediation property
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
wonderful insane faggotry area
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
...
Crimson wagecucks
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
confused cobalt bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  08/15/22
...
carmine 180 new version
  08/15/22
...
underhanded buff garrison
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
Big Stag Film
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Duck-like Stirring Market Gay Wizard
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
carmine 180 new version
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
cerebral tripping stock car
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Frozen ratface
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
adventurous ebony stage
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
underhanded buff garrison
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
magenta demanding incel senate
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Cracking Bisexual Sneaky Criminal
  04/28/21
lol
carmine 180 new version
  08/15/22
lol
hot institution
  08/15/22
...
Roblox
  11/02/25
...
underhanded buff garrison
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Electric aqua base
  08/15/22
...
tan whorehouse
  08/15/22
...
underhanded buff garrison
  02/07/24
...
sick shrine
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
tan whorehouse
  08/16/22
...
underhanded buff garrison
  05/12/24
We survived.
Frozen ratface
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
carmine 180 new version
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Aphrodisiac seedy forum
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
lilac hairless haunted graveyard
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
maniacal messiness
  05/12/24
...
underhanded buff garrison
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
soul-stirring cruel-hearted immigrant
  11/17/24
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  11/02/25


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Electric aqua base

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Bearded Frisky Jew

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: walnut goal in life

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: magenta demanding incel senate

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Frozen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Bearded Frisky Jew

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: poppy vibrant useless brakes black woman

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Electric aqua base

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: carmine 180 new version

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Misanthropic azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: talented milk boiling water

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Bearded Frisky Jew

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: talented milk boiling water

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: sienna death wish antidepressant drug

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: carmine 180 new version

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Cracking Bisexual Sneaky Criminal

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: glassy circlehead dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: vivacious piazza headpube

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond friendly grandma

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: vivacious piazza headpube

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: walnut goal in life

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Ungodly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Submissive Sickened Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: maroon mediation property

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: wonderful insane faggotry area

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Crimson wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: confused cobalt bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: carmine 180 new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Big Stag Film

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Duck-like Stirring Market Gay Wizard

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: carmine 180 new version

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: cerebral tripping stock car

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Frozen ratface

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: adventurous ebony stage

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: magenta demanding incel senate

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Cracking Bisexual Sneaky Criminal

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: carmine 180 new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: hot institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Electric aqua base

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: tan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: sick shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: tan whorehouse

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: underhanded buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Frozen ratface

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: carmine 180 new version

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac seedy forum

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: lilac hairless haunted graveyard

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: maniacal messiness

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: underhanded buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring cruel-hearted immigrant

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
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Breakfast reminder

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