Update re Hypothetical Trip to country formerly known as PERSIAistan
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:15 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen round eye
This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not real.
Im still alive. I landed last night and get in line for immigration. The dude looks thru every page of my passport and is like who da furk is this turd and tells me to "wait over there"
I assume Im gonna get interrogated, maybe not let in. I just wait until literally everyone from the plane clears immigration and I go back to dood. He calls over some other dood, they speak their lingo and then dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"
That was furking weird but whatever. Maek it to hotel and they keep my passport, my guide furking escorts me to my small little room like im a prisoner but whatever.
Then today is first day of tour, the two other ppl in group are both CHINAgirls ljl. No, wont pipe. One is hideous looking, other cld be okay maybe but she's seems butch or alt or some shit
Anyway, we are near some mosque area and the head scarf of one of the Chinagirls comes off and some SECRET POLICE old woman bitch in black burka comes by and tells her to put it back on. A few minutes later we are walking to mosque and see a dood in suit (with no tie) walking with 3-4 women in black burkas. They see some dood videotaping them and they tell him to delete it. Guide says they were Secretpolice ljl
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2#47653927)
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:20 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen round eye
So far thoughts of Iran:
1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain looking. Guys definnitely arent as gorgeous as Pak, many are short manlets actually. Ive seen some ok girls but with headscarfs and loose clothing its not like u can really even tell. I havent seen any Tehranni stunnaaas
2. More ppl look Turd than I thought. Its still under 5-10% but today I saw quite a few ppl who cld possibly pass as northern Indian or Paki. I didnt really expect this, maybe they are Kurdish or from southern provinces of Iran. A few ppl have spoken Persian to me so I dunno
3. Food is pretty 180, already had two meals of kebabs. Just had a minced lamb kebab and this Persian rice that was one of best ever
4. Ppl dont seem that friendly, in fact i rarely see ppl smiling. They seem sorta unhappy but cant really blame them. Since i have to be with this stupid guide though it sorta makes it hard to tell if ppl are friendly since im not dealing with anyone alone
Ill try to upload pics, got some lolzy ones of a propoganda billboard towards women
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2#47653931) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:24 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen round eye
Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish persian or some shit , today in museum gift shop some Persian chic spike in their turd lingo to me and then when I said I can't speak she said oh u aren't Persian wtf is this shit I see too many turdish ppl here I thought this place was the land of Aryans wtf was Hitler thinking
These two chinks will get teen girls trying to talk to them but they are both so bitchy they don't get it and don't act nice to them
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2#47655929)
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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Olive Motley Fanboi Ratface
>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"
Weird way to ask. If you did speak it, you'd know it as Farsi (فارسی).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2#47654097) |
Date: May 13th, 2024 3:59 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen round eye
Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some gorgeous dudes today and a few ladies
And doesnt seem as strict abt stuff, actually saw a girl sitting on the sidewalk near the main univ smoking a cigarette
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2#47658440) |
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