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BAM! Dropped in Port-au-Prince's Cité Soleil with Nothing
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 01/11/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 01/11/25 |
| disaster capitalist | 01/11/25 |
| zarathustra | 01/11/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 01/11/25 |
| internet guy | 01/11/25 |
| you\'re the puppet | 01/11/25 |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) One moment on this faggot Sunday afternoon, you’re minding your own business - like a good rat, you're beginning your work week Sunday afternoon, practicing shitlaw, drafting a response to Amazon's latest motion for summary judgment, one nobody will ever read, yet dreaming of 180s that never come.
The next, without warning, you’re physically teleported and dropped into the middle of Cité Soleil—Haiti’s personal circle of hell.
No ID, no phone, no wallet—just plain clothes - a MAGA hat perched on your head, an American flag shirt radiating "imperialist" energy, cargo shorts, and high-end sneakers that will probably get you killed faster than your unmistakably, blindingly white skin.
The gangs run the streets, the locals eye you like you’ve made the worst wrong turn of your life, and "aid workers" bailed long before you showed up or have joined up with the gangs themselves.
What’s your move, friend?
Play dumb, pretending you’re here to build wells? Beg the nearest gang leader for “safe passage”? Offer yourself up for sex with men?
Or try to lay low, knowing full well your glowing whiteness and MAGA hat already make you the most obvious target in town?
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662579&forum_id=2#48545257) |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: disaster capitalist find an internet cafe and start doing favors for the head employee, building trust, slowly working towards poasting a thread titled 'chilling in soooo CR port au prince, really is the next st barths'. then just kys, honestly, hard to top that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662579&forum_id=2#48545283) |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: zarathustra scramble to the closest internet cafe to give partner an update on the motion ETA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662579&forum_id=2#48545290) |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:35 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) 180181018 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662579&forum_id=2#48545316) |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: internet guy try to find govt outpost or aid agency but youre basically fucked bc youd be kidnapped immediately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662579&forum_id=2#48545332) |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: you\'re the puppet Keep low if it's nighttime. Once daylight comes ask for directions to US embassy. Not great but thats my best plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662579&forum_id=2#48545361) |