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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: sapphire abnormal gaming laptop coffee pot ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: maroon nudist azn hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Bronze ungodly whorehouse My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: glassy hairraiser heaven headpube "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: glassy hairraiser heaven headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525672) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Buck-toothed jap indirect expression I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Buck-toothed jap indirect expression our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: tripping trailer park pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: startling business firm toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: sinister property macaca aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: comical ticket booth personal credit line Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Sadistic set legal warrant Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: pearly kink-friendly institution doctorate Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: comical ticket booth personal credit line Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: olive cuckold It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: maroon nudist azn hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: cheese-eating talking crotch [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: olive cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: olive cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: spectacular partner orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |