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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| contagious cumskin | 12/16/25 |
| Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| contagious cumskin | 12/16/25 |
| Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| kink-friendly maize famous landscape painting locus | 12/20/25 |
| Aphrodisiac shrine brethren | 12/19/25 |
| bonkers arousing house pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| carmine station masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt | 12/20/25 |
| carmine station masturbator | 12/20/25 |
| bonkers arousing house pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral crimson address | 12/16/25 |
| bonkers arousing house pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral crimson address | 12/22/25 |
| frozen piazza | 12/16/25 |
| Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| frozen piazza | 12/16/25 |
| Hyperactive Lettuce | 12/16/25 |
| stirring hall | 12/19/25 |
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| Laughsome space gay wizard | 12/20/25 |
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| bonkers arousing house pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor | 12/20/25 |
| Heady Jewess Stag Film | 12/16/25 |
| Insane Exhilarant Trust Fund Plaza | 12/20/25 |
| Heady Jewess Stag Film | 12/23/25 |
| contagious cumskin | 12/16/25 |
| bonkers arousing house pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| Green thriller twinkling uncleanness incel | 12/21/25 |
| contagious cumskin | 12/16/25 |
| Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor | 12/16/25 |
| Heady Jewess Stag Film | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor | 12/19/25 |
| tantric demanding party of the first part prole | 12/19/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: contagious cumskin This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: contagious cumskin My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: kink-friendly maize famous landscape painting locus Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Aphrodisiac shrine brethren It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: bonkers arousing house pisswyrm Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: carmine station masturbator You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: carmine station masturbator glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: bonkers arousing house pisswyrm You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Cerebral crimson address $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: bonkers arousing house pisswyrm Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Cerebral crimson address thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: frozen piazza 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: frozen piazza investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Hyperactive Lettuce $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: stirring hall I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Hyperactive Lettuce good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Laughsome space gay wizard $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: nubile impressive liquid oxygen trump supporter six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: multi-colored theater stage 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: bonkers arousing house pisswyrm Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Heady Jewess Stag Film 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Insane Exhilarant Trust Fund Plaza me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Heady Jewess Stag Film It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: contagious cumskin 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: bonkers arousing house pisswyrm the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Green thriller twinkling uncleanness incel Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: contagious cumskin I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Heady Jewess Stag Film In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: tantric demanding party of the first part prole Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Silver parlour athletic conference 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Bat shit crazy appetizing people who are hurt fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Twinkling Nudist Church Dragon A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Twinkling Nudist Church Dragon OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: bistre concupiscible gaming laptop indian lodge A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Silver parlour athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: bearded senate deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Cerebral crimson address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: kink-friendly maize famous landscape painting locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Chrome vengeful cruise ship Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Gay razzle-dazzle codepig yarmulke $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Outnumbered House-broken Idea He Suggested School Cafeteria can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: fragrant genital piercing shitlib Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: fragrant genital piercing shitlib Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Glittery saffron black woman You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: well-lubricated ceo selfie Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: salmon toilet seat Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: frozen piazza damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Magenta quadroon Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Mewling old irish cottage scourge upon the earth Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: stirring hall 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Razzle flushed milk Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Aromatic Brass Legal Warrant 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: lavender sickened nowag 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Ungodly Diverse Idiot Private Investor 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: bonkers arousing house pisswyrm Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Magenta quadroon 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Vermilion base literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: burgundy wagecucks death wish I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Outnumbered House-broken Idea He Suggested School Cafeteria so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Vermilion base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Twinkling Nudist Church Dragon 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Green thriller twinkling uncleanness incel Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: carmine station masturbator how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Green thriller twinkling uncleanness incel I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: carmine station masturbator 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Green thriller twinkling uncleanness incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Beady-eyed Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Laughsome space gay wizard Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Laughsome space gay wizard $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: flirting corner laser beams $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Chrome vengeful cruise ship I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: iridescent cowardly bawdyhouse 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49598250) |