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I weigh 367 pounds now. The only clothes I have that fit are athletic shorts.
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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:40 PM Author: zippy newt Busted the button of my largest waisted trousers long ago. Jfc what is wrong with me? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:55 PM Author: Trip Ungodly Area Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687301) |
Date: May 17th, 2024 10:54 PM Author: Dull locus gay wizard What do you wear to work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671008) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:09 PM Author: zippy newt I stopped going to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671023) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 3:40 PM Author: galvanic greedy senate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671899) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:55 PM Author: wonderful alcoholic station jap Are you eight feet tall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671013) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:18 PM Author: zippy newt No. Not even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671026) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:07 PM Author: Naked dashing boltzmann Have a bud who is 320 and called me a dip for complaining about being 240. Just make an effort to walk every day and it’ll go down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671021) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:10 PM Author: zippy newt I don't know about that. I have some deep seated issues. I should stop working for 10 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671024) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:57 PM Author: Boyish multi-billionaire Take a 6 month sabbatical and bring your fat ass out here bud. If I put you on IF plus 2x/week lifting and 6x/week surfing, you’ll be down to 220 in no time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671038) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:01 AM Author: zippy newt Our flights to HNL are booked for October (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671040) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Boyish multi-billionaire Change your return flight to April. I’ll whip you into shape well before then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671047) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:59 PM Author: angry goyim Is just walking around hard for you? Do you get out of breath walking to get the mail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671039) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:04 AM Author: zippy newt I walk 2.5 miles every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671041) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: Ruby stage in your dreams? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671350) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Obsidian sweet tailpipe cuck is OP disco fries? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671043) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: silver circlehead home do not engage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671045) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:33 AM Author: jet national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671173) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: swashbuckling native giraffe do not engorge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671175) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:25 PM Author: amber vigorous jew kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687188) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:18 AM Author: fluffy copper pozpig I don’t believe you. Post nudes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671051) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:23 AM Author: zippy newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671172) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: useless marketing idea sandwich Post nudes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671221) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:05 AM Author: Marvelous Base Masturbator I'm not a doctor but I'd consider losing some weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671226) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: zippy newt I am trying to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671230) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:45 AM Author: Comical Abode You should get on my diet. I've been comfortably in the 220 range for a while now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671267) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: zippy newt I am a failure at everything I try: - failure at dieting - failure at being a husband - failure at being a dad (can’t even have kids anymore either) - failure at being a millionaire - failure at silver stacking - failure at being a dog owner - failure at being a lawyer - failure at being a son - failure at being a weightlifter - failure at being a homeowner - failure at climbing mountains - failure, failure, failure |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:39 AM Author: Ruby stage Bootstraps, bro. If your breathing, you can try again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671352) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:42 AM Author: zippy newt I am trying. I am currently over 0.002% of the way to my current goal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671358) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:02 PM Author: Stirring Mint Round Eye Market And yet you are the king of Golden corral (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672302) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 5:14 PM Author: Appetizing cowardly property 220 at your height is morbidly obese.
And before you lie about how tall you are, we've all seen the video, friend. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:53 AM Author: useless marketing idea sandwich POST NUDES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671272) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Flesh Old Irish Cottage Locale what happened to shaming your children into not eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671275) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:59 AM Author: zippy newt I failed them at that. I am looking over at the table and I am seeing a whole stack of food coloured pancakes my wife made them from the big sack of pancake batter I get at Costco’s this morning. It has gone uneaten and is now cold. There are cast iron pans for me to clean on the stovetop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671278) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:59 AM Author: Flesh Old Irish Cottage Locale what a terrible father to allow them to eat food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671279) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 7:22 AM Author: cerebral ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687899) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:07 AM Author: Sick Indian Lodge the reason for all your tribulations is because THERE WAS NO JOHN COSTCO MOTHERFUCKER STOP DOING THAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671399) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: Lemon party of the first part he's literally doing it on purpose to lean into the schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672104) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Tantric lettuce tanning salon You are over half way to 600, and good news, I am a My 600 Pound Life master man. You should totally keep going and get on the show. If you can fight with Dr Now even better! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671277) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:03 AM Author: zippy newt I am extremely close to full time disability. That’s for sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671284) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: Tantric lettuce tanning salon That’s totally normal, none of the people on the show have jobs (lol). Many don’t even get out of bed!
You do have someone who will bring food, right? This is important. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Twinkling Uncleanness Liquid Oxygen They have fuckin Wegovy for this shit now. You're one of the people this is actually the right move for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671342) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: zippy newt Sadly, or perhaps it's a good thing, but anyways, this drug requires you to go see a fraud doctor and get a prescription. I personally do not engage with the healthcare system, brother. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:06 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Twinkling Uncleanness Liquid Oxygen Fair enough, you can probably get it OTC in a pharmacy in Mexico or SE Asia though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671394) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:11 AM Author: Sick Indian Lodge taking the free lunch would make too much sense imho. better to keep having a bunch of bald middle aged lawyers throw internet eggs at your face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671403) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:40 AM Author: Ruby stage You can do dis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671356) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:16 AM Author: Sick Indian Lodge if he really cared about any of this shit he'd just get a mounjaro rx. instead he makes excuses for not doing it (grr libs) so he can continue to share his life online and bemoan his failures while his children wait for his heart to explode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671412) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:13 AM Author: Exhilarant Rehab Police Squad Have you tried not being fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671406) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:13 AM Author: Exhilarant Rehab Police Squad Thought this would be a TSINAH thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671407) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Jade Misanthropic Brethren You need to stop with the yo-yo shit and do something sustainable in order to develop long-term healthy habits. Opening myself up here at the risk of sounding like a faggot, but I put on an extra 25 lbs and it melted off in just over 2 months by calorie counting, tracking water intake, and trying to get a reasonable number of steps (I’d do this by walking while on the phone instead of sitting in my desk chair).
Stop with the extreme stuff - it will never last. Eat whatever but eat half of what you’d normally eat. Also skip breakfast, no snacking or drinking after dinner, no empty alcohol calories during the week. Pound water to the point where you’re peeing hourly. You’ll slim down in no time and with very little effort - it’s really not that hard. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:45 PM Author: useless marketing idea sandwich water intake? like, you were drinking too much water? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671697) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: Exhilarant Rehab Police Squad Not OP, but I'm sure this means to make sure they're drinking enough water. Most fat people could be less fat quite simply-- eat whatever for breakfast, but no lunch until they drink a gallon of water, eat whatever for lunch, no dinner until they drink a second gallon of water, then they're free to do whatever. That, by itself, would fill them up and reduce calorie intake by quite a bit (they'll also be pissing a lot). It's unlikely many people would be eating a calorie surplus after that but if they're still not losing weight we can work on that next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671700) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 2:39 PM Author: Jade Misanthropic Brethren Yep, exactly. Fill up with water instead of calorie-dense foods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671791) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:37 PM Author: Translucent laughsome church building are they MESH shorts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671686) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: slimy lay Post nudes or this is FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671819) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:04 PM Author: Impertinent lavender stain crackhouse Bro carnivore. You can eat as much meat as you want and still lose weight. You simply can't over eat because meat is just too filling.
Then get back to fasting.
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:05 PM Author: Stirring Mint Round Eye Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672306) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:11 PM Author: Impertinent lavender stain crackhouse This is retarded. I lost 45 pounds in 7 months and could have done it a lot faster if I knew then what I know now.
Disco Fries is addicted to processed sysco slop. He could not possibly eat enough to be 350+ on beef and eggs. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:23 PM Author: zippy newt I just poasted what I ate after a prolonged period of fasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672336) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:15 PM Author: Stirring Mint Round Eye Market Keeping it off is a problem. Losing weight is never a problem.. temporarily. Permanently is a problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672580) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: Impertinent lavender stain crackhouse people YOYO because they starve themselves and lose weight and then binge and go back to old habits.
If you just eat things that were grown, pulled, plucked, or killed, and you don't add processed slop you will lose weight till you hit your normal weight. I kept all my weight off for 18 months, then got stressed at work and started eating shit and next thing you know I'm 10 pounds heavier.
Currently 24 hours into a 60 hour fast. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:12 PM Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan how the fuck can you even get up to such a weight? i eat like shit and barely exercise and still manage to stay around 200 lbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672316) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:24 PM Author: zippy newt I exercise every day, brother. And I never overeat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672341) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Impertinent lavender stain crackhouse you have a secret sugar habit or drink sugar soda or eat candy or eat some other processed slop. It takes a lot of garbage food to build up to 367. You're not eating ground beef and asparagus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672628) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:48 PM Author: concupiscible theatre background story Being a delusional liar is never going to help you lose weight. And cancel that trip to Hawaii to suck up to cslg. He's just going to abuse you further |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 7:19 AM Author: zippy newt I will never cancel a trip to be with my family and friends. That sounds like the most retarded advice possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687894) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:26 PM Author: Elite histrionic degenerate Not trying to be a smartass, but genuinely asking: What do you eat every day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672349) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:30 PM Author: zippy newt First, I exercise every day. Walk at least 10,000 steps. Second, most days I’d have like 2 eggs, and a banana, and then maybe a sensible dinner of pasta salad or rice and beans. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:32 PM Author: Elite histrionic degenerate You should be losing weight. Maybe it’s a big tumor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672367) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:31 PM Author: slimy lay What else do you eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672505) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: zippy newt I eat almost nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672587) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:41 PM Author: slimy lay Must drink a lot, then. Or you don't weigh 367 lbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672623) |
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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: sable mother fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47700457) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: Impertinent lavender stain crackhouse "banana, and then maybe a sensible dinner of pasta salad or rice and beans."
So you eat a fuck load of sugar (hint: all carbs break down to sugar) and spike your insulin, and store all that sugar as fat.
The bloodstream holds about 5 grams of sugar at a time. You're eating 400-500 grams a day. Where do you think all that sugar has to go? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:16 PM Author: zippy newt It goes to my waist, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687154) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:48 PM Author: Violet legend A little bit of irony there... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672639) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:52 PM Author: hairraiser school cafeteria water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687291) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:51 PM Author: Maroon codepig "athletic" shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687131) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:39 PM Author: electric corn cake box office Running is the easiest way to lose weight(but if you're going to the point that your heart and BP are fucked up it can kill you). I gained 20lbs at 1 point when I moved to Florida. And people called me beerbelly when I went on vacation. I then just started running 2-3miles 3-4x/week and 3months later I was back to normal. It is also important to run hard for those 15mins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687246) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 9:05 PM Author: electric corn cake box office Truth is any physical activity where u can go 100% increases your metabolism unlike walking. U can burn the same # of calories walking or running 1 mile, but with running you'll keep burning calories while your muscles rebuild over the next 24hours. This doesn't work with swimming because if you're not a pro swimmer you're doing a similar workout to walking.... even rowing is much less efficient (and while it's safer for your joints I'm not sure it's safer for your obese heart) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687338) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 8:04 AM Author: Stirring Mint Round Eye Market The low BCAA vegan diet is the way to go dude.. so you eat stuff like rice and fruit and white bread and potatoes. And you use butter and coconut oil on them. So you eat starches and saturated fats.. also known as the pre-emergence diet. Emerging from hibernation that is. This way you still the food noise by reducing protein overall which avoids activating mtor which is the signaling protein that causes the brain to emit hyperphagia signals AKA food noise.. you'll burn off fat without even reducing calories much.. as your ancestor animals were evolved to do when they came out of hibernation torpor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687945) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:18 AM Author: Provocative metal incel JFC- when did you lose your self-respect? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47688147) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:22 AM Author: zippy newt sometimes I wonder if I ever had any self respect
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Date: May 28th, 2024 9:50 AM Author: Provocative metal incel you've done ok professionally and seem to keep the family together. Why shit on yourself like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47697229) |
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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: Stirring Mint Round Eye Market My low protein diet in combination with the wegovy is working great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47700454) |
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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:39 AM Author: flushed startling location boistinker *top burnout tp panting* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47700459) |