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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bossy knife
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
up-to-no-good aphrodisiac church
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Ivory kink-friendly fanboi
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Orange whorehouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
wonderful plaza jap
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Stirring crackhouse electric furnace
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
ocher location
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
spectacular irate genital piercing useless brakes
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
confused shrine volcanic crater
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Talented copper coffee pot
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
cheese-eating background story
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
greedy stead clown
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
charismatic tank brunch
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
motley hall
  06/30/25
cr
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
confused shrine volcanic crater
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
peach step-uncle's house lettuce
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
greedy stead clown
  06/30/25
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Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
cheese-eating background story
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
motley hall
  06/30/25
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Bright gas station
  07/01/25
*bussy
metal arousing orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Stirring crackhouse electric furnace
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Abnormal avocado azn
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
nudist diverse public bath
  06/30/25
fuck
cheese-eating background story
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Abnormal avocado azn
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bossy knife
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
cheese-eating background story
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
peach step-uncle's house lettuce
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
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gaped lilac native
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
self-absorbed mind-boggling hell main people
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
concupiscible locus
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
hairless ticket booth famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
concupiscible locus
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
concupiscible locus
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
180 boltzmann stain
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Marvelous patrolman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
multi-colored lake fortuitous meteor national security agency
  06/30/25
tcr
Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/01/25
just jump
aromatic milky corner
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
...
Medicated center gay wizard
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
magical ungodly locale hairy legs
  06/30/25
wow
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
exhilarant impressive heaven puppy
  06/30/25
JFC man
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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aromatic milky corner
  06/30/25
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cheese-eating background story
  06/30/25
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greedy stead clown
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Sable apoplectic meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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Marvelous patrolman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
multi-colored lake fortuitous meteor national security agency
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
self-absorbed mind-boggling hell main people
  06/30/25
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fluffy home
  07/01/25
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Bright gas station
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Ivory kink-friendly fanboi
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
wonderful plaza jap
  06/30/25
bro
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
...
multi-colored lake fortuitous meteor national security agency
  06/30/25
lol
Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
confused shrine volcanic crater
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
gay office messiness
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Sable apoplectic meetinghouse
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
shimmering glittery regret bbw
  07/01/25
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hairless ticket booth famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
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Sable apoplectic meetinghouse
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Curious Bisexual Base
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
peach step-uncle's house lettuce
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
cheese-eating background story
  06/30/25
...
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/01/25
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rose exciting gunner casino
  07/01/25
lol
Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/01/25
...
aromatic milky corner
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
amethyst temple haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
excitant hideous cuck
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
naked amber theater selfie
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Pink hissy fit
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
rose exciting gunner casino
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Razzle-dazzle abode roommate
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Bright gas station
  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
holy shit
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
rose exciting gunner casino
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
autistic aquamarine university
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Stirring crackhouse electric furnace
  07/01/25
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blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
magical ungodly locale hairy legs
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Stirring crackhouse electric furnace
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
crimson theater stage windowlicker
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Bright gas station
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Appetizing crystalline sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/06/25
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magical ungodly locale hairy legs
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
grizzly church building twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
...
Sable apoplectic meetinghouse
  07/06/25
lol
Citrine point coldplay fan
  07/07/25
wow
blathering athletic conference love of her life
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bossy knife

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good aphrodisiac church

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ivory kink-friendly fanboi

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Orange whorehouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: wonderful plaza jap

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse electric furnace

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: ocher location

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: spectacular irate genital piercing useless brakes

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: confused shrine volcanic crater

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Talented copper coffee pot

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating background story

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: greedy stead clown

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: charismatic tank brunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: motley hall

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: confused shrine volcanic crater

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house lettuce

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: greedy stead clown

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating background story

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley hall

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bright gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: metal arousing orchestra pit

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse electric furnace

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Abnormal avocado azn

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: nudist diverse public bath

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating background story

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Abnormal avocado azn

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bossy knife

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating background story

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house lettuce

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: gaped lilac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling hell main people

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: concupiscible locus

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hairless ticket booth famous landscape painting

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: concupiscible locus

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: concupiscible locus

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: 180 boltzmann stain

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Marvelous patrolman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: multi-colored lake fortuitous meteor national security agency

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aromatic milky corner

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Medicated center gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: magical ungodly locale hairy legs

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: exhilarant impressive heaven puppy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spectacular irate genital piercing useless brakes

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aromatic milky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: greedy stead clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: gay office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sable apoplectic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Marvelous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: multi-colored lake fortuitous meteor national security agency

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling hell main people

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: fluffy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bright gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: insecure galvanic dopamine menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: spruce heady depressive

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Ivory kink-friendly fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: wonderful plaza jap

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: multi-colored lake fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: silver trip keepsake machete faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: shimmering glittery regret bbw

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: confused shrine volcanic crater

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: gay office messiness

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Sable apoplectic meetinghouse

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: shimmering glittery regret bbw

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: hairless ticket booth famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sable apoplectic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Curious Bisexual Base

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house lettuce

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating background story

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: rose exciting gunner casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aromatic milky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: amethyst temple haunted graveyard

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: excitant hideous cuck

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: vermilion big really tough guy gaming laptop

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: naked amber theater selfie

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Pink hissy fit

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: rose exciting gunner casino

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode roommate

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Bright gas station

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: jet filthy site

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: hairraiser senate new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: rose exciting gunner casino

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: autistic aquamarine university

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse electric furnace

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: magical ungodly locale hairy legs

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Stirring crackhouse electric furnace

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: crimson theater stage windowlicker

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Bright gas station

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Appetizing crystalline sneaky criminal

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: magical ungodly locale hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: grizzly church building twinkling uncleanness

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Sable apoplectic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Citrine point coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: blathering athletic conference love of her life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)