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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Gay brunch athletic conference Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Kink-friendly scourge upon the earth cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: maize mewling windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Idiotic self-centered space persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: carnelian greedy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Gold round eye Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Razzle Step-uncle's House Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Gay brunch athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Hairless Juggernaut Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: hilarious theater patrolman I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Flushed Supple Whorehouse Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: peach preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Nofapping stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Beady-eyed giraffe (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: hyperventilating startling legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: wonderful depressive lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Gay brunch athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: wonderful depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: wonderful depressive bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: alcoholic parlor sound barrier ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: wonderful depressive They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: alcoholic parlor sound barrier no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: geriatric territorial casino wagecucks We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Fluffy state 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: snowy stirring hall trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: wonderful depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: fishy abode stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: wonderful depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Fluffy state Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: odious rusted lodge regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: galvanic tank school 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Fluffy state Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: crusty nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: geriatric territorial casino wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: insane menage hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298412) |
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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: Boyish principal's office dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#43582596) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Fear-inspiring address fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#49122292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: propecia mathematica (uspo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: stubborn degenerate hospital great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Exhilarant Mustard Theater Stage Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: wonderful depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Costumed School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: wonderful depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Costumed School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: naked garrison I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Pungent striped hyena I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: Shimmering exciting theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616894) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM Author: Arousing Coiffed Dilemma Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701121) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: Arousing Coiffed Dilemma Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851052) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Pungent striped hyena Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: naked garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297850) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: Cracking field What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Gay brunch athletic conference The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515) |
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