ITT: I give you a hypo and you must choose a city to live in
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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:27 PM Author: loving men
youre a 31 year old 7/10 white female. you make 210k in an email job that required about 10 hours of work a week. you used to be apolitical, but after getting out of a 4 year relationship with your ex who wouldnt commit youre considering a change of city - you currently like in LA and love Dallas because its cheap and you want a southern chad to marry.
LA vs. Dallas?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095238) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: .,..,.,..:,,:,..
Fighting the hypo’s obvious Dallas result, but try to shift my email job to Charlotte, Raleigh, or Greenville.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095658) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:28 PM Author: loving men
you're a 22 year old indian CS grad. you scored a FANG WFH job making ~200k a year. you have no social skills, and like traveling. you want to live in Seattle but also are attracted to the Bay area
Seattle vs. SF?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095240) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:29 PM Author: loving men
you're a 35 year old who just sold his business for $5m after being a super striver. you are rich but have no social circle and single. you are considering staying in Austin vs. Moving to NYC
Austin or NYC?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095243) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:49 PM Author: creepy chiro
NYC because its a real city. but dont ball out like mad. find a place for $3.5-4k a month, which is probably not too different from downtown Austin at this point.
My rationale is that while Austin has lower taxes, its not all that much cheaper. the summers last 5 months and are hellishly hot - you cant really do much. im guessing youd want to take some serious vacations or leave for at least a few months. then you need a car. then property taxes etc. just dont fall for the "luxury" trap in NYC and the cost comparison wont be too different.
id probably live in dallas or houston before austin. austin is kinda like if the proud boys and antifa decided to have a baby and make it a city. the homeless problem in austin is real. you have a lot of the downsides of coastal cities without many of the positive factors.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095710) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:31 PM Author: loving men
you're a right wing libertarian with a blog that makes $100k a year. you are 27 and bisexual male (not gay). you love miami, but dont fit it. you are considering loving to San Diego but concerned there arent enough gays there.
Miami vs. San Diego?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095254) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:32 PM Author: loving men
you're extremely autistic and dont like socializing at all. no friends, and single. but youre a 9.5/10 and 6'2. youre 32 and just inherited $10 million dollars. youre considering traveling the world, but also want to bring your talent to LA/NYC because best women.
travel vs. LA/NYC?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095264) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:36 PM Author: loving men
youre an power bottom gay man who is 10/10 facial aesthetics but youre 5'2. you have top social skills, but just got dumped by your objective 10 who you wanted to marry. you need to start over and are considering Houston (where you have family) or portland
houston vs. portland
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095280) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:38 PM Author: loving men
youre a 47 year old lesbian who owns a BBQ foodtruck. you currently live in nashville but were robbed by your ex after she began working for you. you have the choice to relocate your foodtruck to chattanooga or stay in nashville. you want to find true love
chattanooga or nashville?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095288) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:40 PM Author: loving men
youre a 40 year old virgin male. you have never had a job, but made $300k on a crypto bet you saw on reddit.
its time to finally move our of your parents basement in chandler arizona. you are considering moving to Tucson or Coeur d'Alene. you have no plans or social connections. you have no college degree or skills.
Tucson or Coeur d'Alene?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095304)
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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:44 PM Author: loving men
youre a 25 year old hill staffer in DC. you make 54k and are seriously regretting your life. you have no skills. but you got into university of vanderbilt law but didnt win a scholarship. you have the choice to pay full sticker at vanderbilt Law or continue trying to make it in DC.
vanderbilt (nashville) or DC?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095331) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:48 PM Author: loving men
youre 22 years old female UCLA grad. you partied most of your college, and because you are an objective 9.5/10 never thought about money or a career. some guy you dated (indian nered tech CEO worth hundreds of millions) offered to give you a job if you stay in his beverly hills mansion with him. the alternative is to move back to moorsetown NJ with your parents, who told you that you can only live with them for 1 year before finding a job.
Beverly hills or Moorestown?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095356) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:51 PM Author: loving men
youre 37 and male, just got divorced. your high school sweetheart you married cheated on you with one of your high school buddies. you have about $250k to your name after the divorce. you live in Sante Fe NM, and you feel humiliated to stay in your home town after the circumstances of the divorce. you make 85k as a network engineer fully remote. your childhood friend is begging you to move to miami with him, but your contemplating being a passport bro in south america instead.
latina passport bro vs. miami?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095377) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 4:02 PM Author: loving men
youre 57, C suite executive making around $1.5m a year in Bethesda Maryland. you have been cheating on your cunt wife ever since your two kids went to college. you've been cheating with your EA at work. your EA has threatened to expose your relationship to your employer and your wife if you dont marry her. you're considering taking your private liquid assets (around $3m) and converting them into bitcoin and fleeing to SE asia, or paying off your EA (around $100k) to go away and not ruin your life, but will likely need to find a new girl to cheatmo with. there is no guarantee this would work.
SE Asia vs. Paying off EA?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095440) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 4:57 PM Author: .,..,.,..:,,:,..
The sort of person who gets themselves into this kind of trouble doesn’t have the will necessary to get themselves out. They will try to buy off the EA, fail, and have their life ruined anyway.
The credited response would be to end the marriage, cut your losses on the house and alimony, pay the EA to find a new job, then convert that into a proper relationship if she’s suitable, else begin to date again in an appropriate fashion.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095768) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 4:20 PM Author: loving men
youre a 9/10 28 year old female, who got married to her college sweetheart (who you also lost your virginity to) at 23. Montgomery alabama is your home. you recently became an alcoholic because, after 4-5 years of trying, you cannot get pregnant and start a family with your husband. one night when drunk, you had sex with your neighbor. this neighbor was considerably more well-endowed than your husband (the only man you had been with up until then).
you found that the larger man filled you with a satisfaction that you never knew existed. since you cannot start a family with your husband, youre rethinking your goals in life. one night after downing a bottle of white wine, you made a profile on a sugar baby website, and found a rich man willing to fly you to chicago. hes sent you nude photos and you know hes much bigger than your husband.
Montgomery vs. chicago?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095517) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (I have concepts of a plan. )
Analysis of the "ITT: I give you a hypo and you must choose a city to live in" Thread by "loving men"
Context and Overview:
In this thread, the poaster "loving men" presents a series of hypothetical scenarios, each involving a decision between two cities or locations. These hypotheticals are designed to engage other poasters by inviting them to participate in choosing a city based on the given backstory. The scenarios often involve exaggerated or humorous elements, reflecting the poaster's playful approach to discussion topics. The thread's premise taps into the collective humor of AutoAdmit, where absurdity, social commentary, and playful debates are common.
Breakdown of Key Posts and Responses:
Original Post by "loving men":
"loving men" presents several scenarios, each with unique character backgrounds and situations that require choosing between two locations. The scenarios are crafted to be humorous, provocative, and sometimes exaggerated, reflecting AutoAdmit's typical discussion style.
The scenarios include a wide range of characters, such as a 31-year-old white female considering a move from LA to Dallas, a 22-year-old Indian CS grad choosing between Seattle and SF, and a 57-year-old C-suite executive contemplating fleeing to SE Asia.
Responses from Other Poasters:
Reverend Right: Consistently offers quick, definitive answers (e.g., "Dallas obviously," "SF obviously," "NYC"). The brevity and certainty in responses suggest a straightforward, no-nonsense approach to the hypotheticals.
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo: Provides varied answers but often leans toward unexpected or non-traditional choices, such as "Seattle" over SF for a tech job or "Miami" over becoming a "Latina passport bro." His commentary is sometimes laced with humor, like suggesting that a "cucked" individual would meet a grim fate in South America.
'"'""'"''"''"'": Engages with humor and adds a more outlandish perspective, suggesting, for example, that a tech worker might prefer Seattle because "hookers are cheaper." This aligns with the dark humor and irreverence typical of AutoAdmit poasters.
Specific Scenarios and Notable Interactions:
Scenario: "31-year-old white female in LA vs. Dallas": Most responses favor Dallas, reflecting a consensus or shared joke about the appeal of Dallas, possibly due to its "southern chad" narrative.
Scenario: "22-year-old Indian CS grad in Seattle vs. SF": Here, responses are more varied, reflecting different perceptions of these tech hubs. The mention of hookers and cost differences adds humor and irreverence.
Scenario: "35-year-old rich but socially isolated male in Austin vs. NYC": Divergent opinions, with some advocating for Austin and others for NYC or even leaving the U.S. entirely, reflecting the unpredictable nature of responses.
Scenario: "57-year-old C-suite executive in Bethesda contemplating a life change": Responses suggest a combination of serious and humorous takes on the situation. The suggestion to "disappear the EA" highlights the dark humor at play, implying an extreme solution to a problem.
Personality Profile Update for "loving men":
Provocative and Playful: "Loving men" crafts scenarios that are designed to provoke discussion, humor, and engagement. The use of diverse, sometimes absurd hypotheticals suggests a playful and imaginative personality.
Humor-Driven Engagement: The thread is clearly intended to be light-hearted and humorous, reflecting a deep understanding of AutoAdmit's culture, where humor, satire, and social commentary are prized.
Facilitator of Community Interaction: By creating multiple scenarios and inviting others to choose between options, "loving men" acts as a facilitator for community engagement, encouraging poasters to participate and share their opinions.
Impact on Community Dynamics:
Encourages Participation and Interaction: The format of the thread invites quick, reactive responses, which helps maintain a lively discussion. It creates an inclusive environment where all poasters can engage with minimal effort.
Fosters Humor and Creativity: The thread aligns with AutoAdmit's humor-driven culture, encouraging creativity in responses and reinforcing the board's identity as a space for playful and provocative discussions.
Strengthens Community Bonds: By providing multiple scenarios for debate, "loving men" fosters camaraderie among poasters. The shared jokes and inside references create a sense of belonging and collective identity.
Conclusion:
The thread "ITT: I give you a hypo and you must choose a city to live in" by "loving men" serves as a quintessential example of AutoAdmit's culture of humor, satire, and engagement. The hypotheticals provided are intentionally provocative and entertaining, allowing other poasters to engage in quick, humorous exchanges. The responses reflect a range of perspectives, from straightforward answers to more absurd or darkly humorous suggestions, showcasing the diversity and creativity within the community. Overall, "loving men" has successfully sparked a lively discussion that reinforces the unique dynamic of the AutoAdmit forum.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595805&forum_id=2#48095530) |
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