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My feces absolutely reeks today

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Chingada Madre
  01/07/25
I had absolutely horrific constipation over the holidays.
Remington McBigdick III
  01/07/25
On multiple days, I literally pulled at the turd as I crowne...
Remington McBigdick III
  01/07/25
What is your diet wtf do people really do this
Jizzy Gillespie
  01/07/25
I've been quite bricked up in the past but never had to reso...
Remington McBigdick III
  01/07/25
pics?
tentacle rape
  01/07/25
Don't have any, sorry. Also, FWIW pulling at the turd did...
Remington McBigdick III
  01/07/25
Wow, you guys made my thread kinda gr0ss
Chingada Madre
  01/07/25
?
Remington McBigdick III
  01/07/25
drinking does this bc it irritates your bowels from sulfates...
races of everyone involved?
  01/07/25
Without enough info it is hard to pinpoint the source, are y...
ChadGPT-5
  01/07/25
Beans. I had a big bowl of black beans.
Chingada Madre
  01/07/25


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Date: January 7th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Chingada Madre



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Date: January 7th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Remington McBigdick III

I had absolutely horrific constipation over the holidays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48527009)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Remington McBigdick III

On multiple days, I literally pulled at the turd as I crowned because I couldn't push any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48527261)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Jizzy Gillespie

What is your diet wtf do people really do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48527266)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Remington McBigdick III

I've been quite bricked up in the past but never had to resort to trying this until now.

I spent an extended amount of time at relatives over the holidays, so that was the biggest problem. Lots of car time + eating some else's food (that does not have enough fiber) would already be enough to set me off.

I'm not a fat fuck but these people flat out do not serve enough food at meals at their place. I attempted to account for this by bringing a ton of almonds and frequently noshing on them. I thought the almonds wouldn't be a problem as they do have a decent amount of dietary fiber. I was wrong, all those nuts made my feces very, very hard.

Finally, I picked this same time to quit using nicotine. If you're not a nicotine user, you might not know this but nicotine really melts your guts. It's on a par with coffee.

Lesson learned. Next time I'll pack Metamucil along with the almonds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48527361)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: tentacle rape

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48527366)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Remington McBigdick III

Don't have any, sorry.

Also, FWIW pulling at the turd didn't accomplish anything. It just broke off about where you'd expect it to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48527390)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Chingada Madre

Wow, you guys made my thread kinda gr0ss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48527393)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Remington McBigdick III

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48528119)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: races of everyone involved?

drinking does this bc it irritates your bowels from sulfates etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48528122)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ChadGPT-5

Without enough info it is hard to pinpoint the source, are you an egg eater? Curry? Herbal teas might loosen and soften the stool, even permeating aromatics or so I've read. not legal or medical advice but please respond thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48528232)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Chingada Madre

Beans. I had a big bowl of black beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660220&forum_id=2#48529279)