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Confessions of an OnlyFans simp
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:43 PM Author: arousing macaca I’ve spent $20K this year on a chick from onlyfans. We FaceTime, text and she sends me “exclusive” nudes regularly. I’ve never met her IRL and don’t plan to because she’s out of my league and would leave after taking even more of my money. Married with 4 kids and a dead bedroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458620) |
Date: December 17th, 2024 2:45 PM Author: Marvelous masturbator abode What’s your race and her race? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458627) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:20 PM Author: cream state the only important questions here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458797) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:21 PM Author: ungodly sanctuary jewish asian |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:43 AM Author: domesticated shrine stock car lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460737) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 6:40 AM Author: Fragrant Ultramarine Resort titcrlmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460984) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 10:20 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.;,.,.,:;,,....,:,..,:.;.,:.::,. youre not OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48468758) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:45 PM Author: Beta fortuitous meteor Making your kids proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458628) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:45 PM Author: azure insanely creepy gas station If you ask her how many other guys she’s “seeing” in addition to you what does she say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: arousing macaca I’ve never asked her but she’s not one of the major accounts based on her number of likes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458656) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:46 PM Author: vibrant splenetic stag film Seek Christ, friend. You're stuck on the dopamine hamster wheel. Block her, block all these apps and websites, and allow your brain to reset. Your bedroom is "dead" because your wife is not attracted to you, and she knows implicitly that this is going on. Sex with someone who loves you and cares about you, and is attracted to you, is a million times better than degrading yourself to pay some influencer. Maybe see a doctor and get an SSRI to dial all this back in the meantime. Trust me, I spent way more than you on all this BS (approx. $500k on Seeking Arrangements, OF, etc.), and in the end none of it was worth it, compared to my wife. None of it.
Godspeed, brother. |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:47 PM Author: azure insanely creepy gas station Stay on XO though, that’s important (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458642) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:49 PM Author: vibrant splenetic stag film Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458651) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:22 PM Author: ungodly sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48459595) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:37 AM Author: Slippery lascivious menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460732) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:48 PM Author: arousing macaca I certainly need some kind of therapy. I’m also addicted to gambling though my losses aren’t as substantial there for now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458644) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle silver station You should ask the OF girl to give you picks when you facetime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458659) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: arousing macaca We crossed that bridge months ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458674) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: vibrant splenetic stag film Same. I've been clearing seven figures as a solo attorney for the past decade and had way more money than I needed to throw at FanDuel and Sex as a Service. It got so bad that I was blowing $2-3k/night on parlays, etc. One time we were seeing a show at the NSO and I threw down $8k on a random Yankees game in June just to do it, then put my phone away. I had a FanDuel VIP Manager named "Gustavo" who would call and text me with tips, "free" field passes to Redskins games, concert tickets. It was all empty and only made me feel worse.
Last year, finally confessed to my wife, we separated for a brief period, and I started seeing a therapist and taking medication (Lexapro). I also started running - a lot - and playing pickup basketball again. Gone is the constant anxiety I had from sneaking around for sex with people who gave two shits about me. I'm now present with my kids, stacking wealth, having great sex, and happier than ever. It's so worth it putting all this crap behind me. Life is 180 now.
Also, fuck libs. |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:28 PM Author: titillating dilemma boltzmann 18000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458844) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:59 PM Author: vigorous slap-happy temple dog poop r u hiring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458987) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:20 PM Author: mahogany bateful cuckoldry volcanic crater 180 brother also seek Christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48459589) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:33 PM Author: irate hall patrolman ur new life sounds equally empty, tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48459640) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 9:32 PM Author: french navy shitlib Fuck libs, brother.
Also, yes, are you hiring? |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 9:50 PM Author: arousing macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460363) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:39 AM Author: Slippery lascivious menage It sounds like you spent too much time sportsbetting and not enough time fucking hookers. May I remind you that the best one are college girls who need money? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460733) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:40 AM Author: chrome 180 university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460736) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 6:41 AM Author: Fragrant Ultramarine Resort 12 stepper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460985) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:39 AM Author: chrome 180 university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460734) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:47 PM Author: rambunctious bisexual sneaky criminal business firm You could have fucked an equivalently hot escort once a week for the entire year for that much money, or fucked a 10/10 literal playboy centerfold ultra hottie every two weeks. Stipulated that the actual logistics of getting to the hooker’s incall and not being detected by your SPS wife are their own set of headaches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458640) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:51 PM Author: arousing macaca I don’t know how to navigate that world without getting caught and the logistics of my life make getting time with a hooker virtually impossible. Between my job and kids and other commitments, the only private time I have is on the toilet talking to the onlyfans girl. My wife would also take everything and the kids if I got caught fucking hookers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458666) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:54 PM Author: rambunctious bisexual sneaky criminal business firm It’s not that hard. And not that dissimilar to OF in terms of the interface and the low IQ banter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458680) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:47 PM Author: scarlet confused parlour race and ethnicities of all involved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458643) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:48 PM Author: Marvelous masturbator abode CQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458645) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:52 PM Author: azure insanely creepy gas station Guessing either:
-All white -OF whore is Latina, guy and wife are white -Wife is Asian, OF whore and guy are white
Guy is definitely white, or maybe 98% likely and there’s a 1.5% chance he’s Indian and 0.5% chance black. |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Marvelous masturbator abode Let’s adjust black probability down to 0% and increase Asian and black probability of OF whore to 30% and 5%, respectively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458689) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:58 PM Author: azure insanely creepy gas station It was the four kids part that opened the extremely slim possibility this guy is an affluent black professional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458692) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: Marvelous masturbator abode Hmm. I wonder what his height is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458707) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:00 PM Author: scarlet confused parlour I think this guy could definitely be Indian. Why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458709) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:31 PM Author: azure insanely creepy gas station Certain other details about himself OP has divulged, plus anecdotally I don’t know many Indian American families with more than 2 kids and 0 with more than 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458856) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:24 PM Author: ungodly sanctuary there is literally only 1 white poaster on xo and op aint him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48459604) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:52 PM Author: bat shit crazy charismatic locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458672) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: Walnut trust fund elastic band Why can’t you just go to a strip club? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458676) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: Pearly degenerate hospital seems to me being robbed of all that money is not a bug, but the feature.
four million posters could point out how you could have easily spent the same money on equally hot girls satisfying your every urge. but youre not paying for sexual release.
youre sexually releasing for the payment
sick stuff. |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:02 PM Author: arousing macaca The OF girl is the most thoughtful person in my life. She wrote me a long note for my birthday and made me a video. She sends me kind thank you notes when I buy her something nice. It’s all fake but I like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458718) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:26 PM Author: ungodly sanctuary ur a literal mark
holy shit u dumb nigger
u gotta be 5'4 MAX |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:01 PM Author: charcoal drunken messiness just hire a fucking hooker for fucks sake
onlyfans simps are the absolute worst. you're just lighting money on fire for zero reason
if you have dead bedroom, just find a high end, disease free call girl and bang her a few times a year. |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:18 PM Author: odious hell As gay as this sounds, it seems that this is not about sex with some random chick, but making a connection with someone that hints of sex but doesn't have any of the messiness. He likes the connection with this particular woman and she knows how to play into it. Sad statement on our modern society and alienation and loneliness and boredom. |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:19 PM Author: charcoal drunken messiness yeah, yeah, i know. you're right. but still, holy shit, that is a lot of money to spend on something like this, especially if you have kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458791) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: Marvelous masturbator abode Is $20k a lot of money to you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458809) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: charcoal drunken messiness uh, yeah, to spend on a chick thats just sending you messages and nudes? in a year? that's a lot.
(and yes, im a lower middle classmo) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:28 PM Author: arousing macaca It’s enough where I’m annoyed with myself and feel ashamed about it. My wife wouldn’t notice it at all though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458843) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: Massive green windowlicker market Are you a POWERsimp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458817) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:24 PM Author: charcoal drunken messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458819) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:27 PM Author: outnumbered useless brakes LSAT of everyone involved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458839) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: Naked puce love of her life tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460716) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:29 PM Author: Histrionic brunch That’s great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458846) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: Bull Headed Kitchen lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458850) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:38 PM Author: Wonderful crotch range I want to believe this is not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458881) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:51 PM Author: Burgundy Concupiscible Trailer Park Probably flame, but I can't understand WHY any man would pay a bitch for naked pictures or movies of her when there are billions of porn shit on the internet for FREE.
If you are not actually fucking this bitch, silence is a feature not a bug. Why the fuck do you want to talk to a stupid bitch that is not sucking your dick or fucking you?
Its insane. They would only say the same shit anyway. All of them, and this assumes you are talking to the bitch and not a handler. |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: Bull Headed Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460160) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 9:30 PM Author: Clear whorehouse turdskin cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460301) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 9:54 PM Author: arousing macaca I FaceTime with her. Perhaps she’s not always texting me but we often talk about our conversations. The OF experience is better than porn because she makes content for me and does what I like. There’s more control and satisfaction imo. But everyone ITT is right that I spend way too much money on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 3:51 PM Author: carnelian codepig Post some of these exclusive nudes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48458942) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:21 PM Author: ungodly sanctuary get ur t checked, not joking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48459591) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:24 PM Author: carnelian codepig OP is disco fries, hilariously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48459603) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 6:26 PM Author: cerebral digit ratio church 20k is bad dood at least figure out hookers if its that bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48459611) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 8:35 PM Author: Clear whorehouse turdskin what is your net worth and or income? i can't imagine this is a healthy thing but i'm trying to figure out if it's also ruinous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460142) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 8:36 PM Author: Maize Library Post the chick so we can see if this is somewhat worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460150) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 8:42 PM Author: cerebral digit ratio church i agree with gregor you have to poast her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460168) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 1:16 AM Author: Ocher motley faggotry I've probably blown at least a thousand dollars on OF guys since last year. I've never met or spoken to any of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48460772) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 7:51 AM Author: ungodly sanctuary is meeting up w of people a normal thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48461042) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 4:37 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48485970) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 6:51 AM Author: Fragrant Ultramarine Resort HEY MOTHER FUCKER THIS THREAD JUST CAUSED ME TO REACTIVATE MY SEEKING.COM ACCOUNT
i HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 3:55 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. I just got off a FaceTime with this girl and jacked off in the bathroom on Christmas Day. Tipped $300. I need help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48485891) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 4:40 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Holy shit. That's just too much money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48485973) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 6:05 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. She stopped whatever she was doing today to get me off. Had to tip well for her working on Christmas. I also like this chick and want to take care of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48486167) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 4:50 PM Author: sealclubber i know a guy who made $20k this year from one guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48485991) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: there's a wocket in my pocket Great pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48486174) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 6:29 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. Find your own OF chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5650794&forum_id=2#48486205) |