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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
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HOW much younger
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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laughing so hard at this
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what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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Depends. How attractive is she?
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?
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imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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He speaks for all of us
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Sounds like Festivus
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Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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180
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180
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180^180
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
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seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
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OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
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?
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it's a serious issue bro
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(xo 2014)
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
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a damning indictment.
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180
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if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
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cr. swiping overrides biology
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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And 10/10 xo women
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
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lol
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180
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lmao
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tyft
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Lol
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This is good.
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180 billion
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well. fucking. played.
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very well executed, flame or not
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180 this is great
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
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yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
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Stfu we need this, badly.
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(no fun guy)
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
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titcr
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why is she nervous?
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Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
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EDM sluts too YNY..
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this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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Looks like a double date to me.
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The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
emerald karate
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Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
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Post a pic of sis
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fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
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nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
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MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
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I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
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"MUCH more likely" tyft
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well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
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nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
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underrated suggestion
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This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
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I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
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life is hard as shit they should fuck
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I really like this as just a general motto.
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You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
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Loling hard
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homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
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can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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...
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
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UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
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backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
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fuckk me
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you have to fuck her now, it's done
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i know u IRL
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god's work, friend OP- dem titties
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
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*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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WTF NOOOOOO
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fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
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Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
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multiple lols from reading this thread
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i could see it
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
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*ZOZO
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OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
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The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
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gunna need to see that pic again
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WTF?
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UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
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listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
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...
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120
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post the pic again
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Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
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Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
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Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
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  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
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Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
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180 thread have a great weekend bro
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UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
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your mom knows and she is very proud
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This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
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so rong, so rite
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give in to nature, brother.
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take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
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work out first, then skip the shower.
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Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
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What's for dinner?
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Jack off in the shampoo bottle
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Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
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180
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Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
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This can be their Columbus Day thing.
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she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
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she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
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...
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why would u go to jail bro
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even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
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She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
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wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
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This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
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it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
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*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
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Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
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omg
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agreed, best thread of 2014 already
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Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
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Creampie pics
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Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
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ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
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Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
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ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
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  10/11/14
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Transparent vibrant water buffalo idiot
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...
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...
Sadistic dun range jew
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*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
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lmfao
Insane duck-like foreskin
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amazing
free-loading meetinghouse dog poop
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Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater
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180
French Comical Circlehead Market
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...
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...
Shimmering zippy legend casino
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OH GOD, OH-
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
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OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
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  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
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FUCKING DOOBS
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nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
cocky double fault wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
Burgundy supple tanning salon brethren
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Titillating ceo incel
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
rambunctious menage
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stimulating office
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fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
jade turdskin trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
rough-skinned garrison
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...
stimulating office
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plz poast
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must need fap soon.
rough-skinned garrison
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
obsidian mexican
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
dashing rose national rigpig
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somebody pls respond
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
For the love of god
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
emerald karate
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Lascivious learning disabled address
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I BELIEVE
swollen stead chad
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Primrose Sickened Piazza
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
obsidian mexican
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater
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FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Transparent vibrant water buffalo idiot
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
lol 180
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
dashing rose national rigpig
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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...
Salmon Dilemma Philosopher-king
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poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
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lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Sapphire puppy useless brakes
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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never claimed to be a flame scholar
Sapphire puppy useless brakes
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
heady honey-headed site windowlicker
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Big Geriatric Headpube Athletic Conference
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(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Electric boistinker theater
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you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
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it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Big Geriatric Headpube Athletic Conference
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http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
massive vermilion locus faggotry
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Soggy nowag library
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...
obsidian mexican
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cr
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Amen.
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lol cr
Lilac Striped Hyena
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...
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Sadistic dun range jew
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...
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i can't see how this could end badly
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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it's fucking awesome
dull spot becky
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
frum galvanic halford indian lodge
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
frum galvanic halford indian lodge
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i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
dull spot becky
  10/11/14
180
Bistre love of her life boiling water
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if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
maniacal depressive locale
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...
dull spot becky
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
stimulating office
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On the other hand....YOLO!
dashing rose national rigpig
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
dull spot becky
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
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We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
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...
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
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...
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i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
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  10/11/14
lol
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underrated
nudist mother
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...
citrine sneaky criminal
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...
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
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itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
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So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
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...
Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater
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hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
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...
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
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lol
crimson french chef stage
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If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
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Can I please have my dildo back?
idiotic rigor step-uncle's house
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...
church building
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180
Lascivious learning disabled address
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180
heady honey-headed site windowlicker
  10/11/14
180
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
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This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Offensive organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
violent arrogant space
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
laughsome multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
emerald karate
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
dashing rose national rigpig
  10/11/14
...
avocado knife idea he suggested
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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180
Lascivious learning disabled address
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
dashing rose national rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
dashing rose national rigpig
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
exhilarant reading party
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Cruise Ship Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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...
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...
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
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This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
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This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
stimulating office
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
Go on...
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
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...
exhilarant reading party
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Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Wine stain
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...
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
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Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Cruise Ship Dingle Berry
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Yessir.
Wine stain
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Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Primrose Sickened Piazza
  10/11/14
...
Burgundy supple tanning salon brethren
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...
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Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
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...
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...
citrine sneaky criminal
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...
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
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Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
stimulating office
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
mischievous jewess roast beef
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Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
stimulating office
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
stimulating office
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Cruise Ship Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
stimulating office
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
heady honey-headed site windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
confused genital piercing center
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
travel guidebook
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...
confused genital piercing center
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
stimulating office
  10/11/14
...
avocado knife idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
stimulating office
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
hairraiser police squad
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
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anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
mischievous jewess roast beef
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
emerald karate
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
exhilarant reading party
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
wonderful macaca
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Slippery antidepressant drug
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more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
jade turdskin trump supporter
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
jade turdskin trump supporter
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
emerald karate
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
theatre
  10/11/14
...
magenta shitlib ape
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...
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Oh my
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
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omg
effete cuckold
  10/11/14
...
Indigo Tank
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
dashing rose national rigpig
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
  10/11/14
...
Shimmering zippy legend casino
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Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
French Comical Circlehead Market
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
effete cuckold
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Vengeful station
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Walnut mildly autistic pistol parlor
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what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
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Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
theatre
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Cobalt chest-beating yarmulke
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...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
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...
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  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
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  10/11/14
...
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  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Dead People Who Are Hurt
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Goyim
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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...
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
self-absorbed mentally impaired juggernaut
  10/11/14
wtf
degenerate
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
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bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Unhinged abusive state electric furnace
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Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Twinkling At-the-ready Laser Beams
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
idiotic rigor step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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iwanttobelieve.jpg
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
charcoal out-of-control set feces
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Cruise Ship Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
sienna liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Cruise Ship Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Unhinged abusive state electric furnace
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Vengeful station
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Cruise Ship Dingle Berry
  10/11/14
...
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
exhilarant reading party
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Vengeful station
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
stimulating office
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
idiotic rigor step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
sinister
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
adulterous weed whacker
  11/21/15
...
Wine stain
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
gtfo
obsidian mexican
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
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  10/11/14
Holy shit
lake hunting ground public bath
  10/11/14
?
brass trip point
  10/11/14
...
Purple cumskin blood rage
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
amber stock car
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Electric boistinker theater
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
amber stock car
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
effete cuckold
  10/11/14
...
Purple cumskin blood rage
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
elite clown
  10/11/14
lol
Sadistic dun range jew
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/12/14
180
Turquoise lettuce new version
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
emerald karate
  10/11/14
120
Ebony aphrodisiac chapel faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
rebellious pisswyrm dragon
  10/12/14
...
Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
chocolate kitchen mad cow disease
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
dull spot becky
  10/12/14
...
jade turdskin trump supporter
  12/06/14
...
Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe
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shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
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  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
selfie
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
emerald karate
  10/12/14
Well!?
hairraiser police squad
  10/12/14
...
Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
plz respond
dull spot becky
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Territorial Stag Film
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Burgundy supple tanning salon brethren
  10/12/14
Well?
Dead People Who Are Hurt
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
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  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
brass trip point
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180000000
Lascivious learning disabled address
  10/12/14
??
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??? ! ???
Shimmering zippy legend casino
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Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
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  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
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  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
French Comical Circlehead Market
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
K, ty.
French Comical Circlehead Market
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
French Comical Circlehead Market
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My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
emerald karate
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
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...this is getting dark
obsidian mexican
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
brass trip point
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor
  10/12/14
...
Cobalt chest-beating yarmulke
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Wine stain
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Soggy nowag library
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
chocolate kitchen mad cow disease
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Electric boistinker theater
  10/12/14
please continue
citrine sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
dull spot becky
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Wine stain
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Anal wrinkle
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
stimulating office
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
frum galvanic halford indian lodge
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
stimulating office
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
slimy goal in life
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
emerald karate
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
slimy goal in life
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
emerald karate
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Contagious twisted shrine
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Anal wrinkle
  10/12/14
ty
Primrose Sickened Piazza
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Anal wrinkle
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
slimy goal in life
  10/12/14
And scene.
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/12/14
nigger
Primrose Sickened Piazza
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
slimy goal in life
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
Sapphire puppy useless brakes
  10/12/14
...
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
Unhinged abusive state electric furnace
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Toilet Seat Fat Ankles
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Gaping
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
degenerate
  10/12/14
You don't?
fighting brilliant dysfunction indirect expression
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
emerald karate
  10/12/14
...
Wine stain
  10/12/14
wtf
stimulating office
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
chrome flickering area ratface
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
stimulating office
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
chrome flickering area ratface
  10/12/14
...
rebellious pisswyrm dragon
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
stirring nursing home therapy
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
chrome flickering area ratface
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Vengeful station
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
chrome flickering area ratface
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
stirring nursing home therapy
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
frum galvanic halford indian lodge
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
avocado knife idea he suggested
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
razzmatazz outnumbered gas station
  10/12/14
...
laughsome multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
violet death wish
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Primrose Sickened Piazza
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
stimulating office
  10/12/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
sinister
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Goyim
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
dashing rose national rigpig
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Anal wrinkle
  10/12/14
...
adulterous weed whacker
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Scarlet jet-lagged trailer park
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Shimmering zippy legend casino
  10/13/14
180, ty.
French Comical Circlehead Market
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
brindle regret
  10/12/14
180
smoky internal respiration
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
potus
  10/31/16
...
adulterous weed whacker
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Alcoholic coffee pot
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
violent arrogant space
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Vengeful station
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
razzmatazz outnumbered gas station
  10/12/14
titc analysis
histrionic crotch
  10/18/14
...
adulterous weed whacker
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Dead People Who Are Hurt
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
obsidian mexican
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
sick thriller orchestra pit
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
idiotic rigor step-uncle's house
  10/13/14
?
sick thriller orchestra pit
  10/13/14
...
Sticky multi-colored marketing idea
  10/27/14
...
Anal wrinkle
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
charcoal out-of-control set feces
  12/06/14
...
stimulating office
  04/07/15
...
violent arrogant space
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
sound barrier
  04/22/15
...
cerebral magical doctorate national security agency
  05/17/15
...
Angry patrolman alpha
  06/04/15
Not flame.
vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich
  08/18/15
update?
  10/06/15
...
party of the first part
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Anal wrinkle
  10/11/15
...
effete cuckold
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Gold Boltzmann
  10/12/15
bump
brass trip point
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
silver
  11/25/15
...
stimulating office
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
stimulating office
  12/27/15
...
Angry patrolman alpha
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
mint unholy toaster
  03/10/16
...
vigorous pervert fanboi
  03/28/16
...
Diverse mahogany partner senate
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Impressive hairy legs prole
  06/27/16
...
sick thriller orchestra pit
  08/21/16
...
cyan elastic band
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
stimulating office
  08/22/16
...
demanding bbw deer antler
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
greedy messiness
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
roommate
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
greedy messiness
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
demanding bbw deer antler
  09/13/16
...
Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
demanding bbw deer antler
  09/13/16
Game of ""
pontificating twinkling uncleanness
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
demanding bbw deer antler
  09/13/16
...
Well-lubricated Masturbator
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
cyan elastic band
  09/13/16
...
party of the first part
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
cracking filthpig associate
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
razzmatazz outnumbered gas station
  10/31/16
:-)
Kitty Cat
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
stimulating office
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Kitty Cat
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
ocher kitty
  10/31/16
...
adulterous weed whacker
  10/09/18
...
laughsome multi-billionaire
  11/21/16
...
stimulating office
  01/10/17
...
bossy ladyboy
  02/04/17
...
laughsome multi-billionaire
  02/04/17
...
Kitty Cat
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
autistic sex offender
  02/04/17
...
Kitty Cat
  02/04/17
...
Kitty Cat
  02/04/17
...
ocher kitty
  02/05/17
...
Kitty Cat
  02/08/17
...
Carnelian tantric azn
  06/28/17
...
Green telephone
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Tan legal warrant
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
misanthropic black woman
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
autistic sex offender
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
mischievous jewess roast beef
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Maize background story
  12/18/17
...
Bipolar carmine
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Frisky bearded
  01/06/18
...
Well-lubricated Masturbator
  02/06/18
...
free-loading meetinghouse dog poop
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
ocher kitty
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Tan legal warrant
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
aquamarine
  10/09/18
...
copper preventive strike
  10/17/18
...
Overrated
  05/19/19
...
Razzle base
  05/19/19
...
Vengeful station
  10/14/19
...
stimulating office
  05/05/20
...
navy
  06/28/20
...
Slap-happy
  06/29/20
...
Vengeful station
  07/10/20
...
Appetizing candlestick maker
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Medicated saffron
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
pearl embarrassed to the bone
  10/10/20
TITCR
Mauve
  02/17/21
...
aquamarine
  10/08/21
...
judgmental
  02/17/21
...
Vengeful station
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Bearded Famous Landscape Painting Heaven
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
sexy
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
sexy
  10/11/21
...
aquamarine
  10/07/22
...
pearly
  12/02/21
...
Flushed hyperactive
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Sooty
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
greedy messiness
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
jet
  10/10/22
...
pearly
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
pearly
  11/23/22
...
wonderful macaca
  05/06/23
...
White
  05/06/23
Time flies
hideous light
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Gold Boltzmann
  05/06/23
...
Flushed hyperactive
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Sooty
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Fantasy-prone
  10/09/23
...
ocher kitty
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
metal opaque
  10/20/23
...
ocher kitty
  10/20/23
...
Kitty Cat
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
orange
  10/20/23
...
pearly
  10/20/23
...
aquamarine
  10/20/23
...
Iridescent
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
bat shit crazy lemon
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
emerald karate
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
wonderful macaca
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: emerald karate

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: heady honey-headed site windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: crystalline odious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: motley property codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: emerald karate

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: heady honey-headed site windowlicker

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: emerald karate

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: emerald karate

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Useless nofapping digit ratio generalized bond

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: rusted aromatic quadroon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Theater Stage

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: rusted aromatic quadroon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: cracking filthpig associate

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Useless nofapping digit ratio generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained beady-eyed box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: cerebral magical doctorate national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: aggressive floppy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: high-end house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: histrionic crotch

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: 180 forum gay wizard



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: peach coldplay fan

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: peach coldplay fan

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: drunken den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: azure fragrant milk

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: laughsome multi-billionaire

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: flatulent jap native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac chapel faggot firefighter

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: heady honey-headed site windowlicker

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly brunch cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Useless nofapping digit ratio generalized bond

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Insane duck-like foreskin

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: emerald karate

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle skinny woman haunted graveyard

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Bronze gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Black Corner Old Irish Cottage

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: fighting brilliant dysfunction indirect expression

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle skinny woman haunted graveyard

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: rambunctious menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: copper preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: stimulating office

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained beady-eyed box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: stimulating office

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: stimulating office

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: heady honey-headed site windowlicker

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Black Corner Old Irish Cottage

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Deep home gunner

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: passionate church main people

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Lilac Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Appetizing candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: charcoal out-of-control set feces

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: grizzly bateful half-breed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Territorial Stag Film

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: magenta shitlib ape

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered gas station

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed mentally impaired juggernaut

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy institution mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Ruby hairless hospital giraffe

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly brunch cuckoldry

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly brunch cuckoldry

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Ruby hairless hospital giraffe

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Black Corner Old Irish Cottage

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: obsidian mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Boyish naked community account

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: cerebral magical doctorate national security agency

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: stimulating office

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: hairraiser police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Ruby hairless hospital giraffe

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: chocolate kitchen mad cow disease

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: ungodly house-broken crackhouse

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Pea-brained beady-eyed box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: big-titted very tactful hall

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: infuriating bespoke keepsake machete

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Adventurous stage factory reset button

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: vigorous pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: glittery narrow-minded affirmative action

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: stimulating office

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: brass trip point

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: glittery narrow-minded affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: nudist mother

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: glittery narrow-minded affirmative action

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: stimulating office

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained beady-eyed box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered gas station

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Bearded Famous Landscape Painting Heaven

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: emerald karate

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: stimulating office

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: nudist mother

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: stimulating office

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: nudist mother

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: exhilarant reading party

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: violet death wish

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Fishy Arousing Ticket Booth

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: brass trip point

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Black Corner Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: glittery narrow-minded affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: dull spot becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: sick thriller orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Electric boistinker theater

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: dull spot becky

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Racy pungent son of senegal scourge upon the earth

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: violet death wish

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: emerald karate

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: glittery narrow-minded affirmative action

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: harsh resort

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: magenta shitlib ape

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: chocolate kitchen mad cow disease

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Ruby hairless hospital giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed sanctuary queen of the night

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: stimulating office

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: chartreuse curious mad-dog skullcap

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Scarlet jet-lagged trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Irradiated tripping lay

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Talented ultramarine rehab

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: cerebral magical doctorate national security agency

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: cerebral magical doctorate national security agency

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Electric boistinker theater

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: magenta shitlib ape

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: painfully honest mind-boggling dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: exciting know-it-all voyeur temple

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered gas station

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle skinny woman haunted graveyard

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Transparent vibrant water buffalo idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Marvelous internet-worthy pit hissy fit

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Topaz concupiscible whorehouse cuck

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: lime university hominid

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: charcoal out-of-control set feces

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: sienna liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Dead People Who Are Hurt

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: charcoal out-of-control set feces

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: stimulating office

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: mewling corn cake hell

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: stimulating office

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: stimulating office

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Marvelous internet-worthy pit hissy fit

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Unhinged abusive state electric furnace

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Cream persian immigrant

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: emerald karate

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: mischievous jewess roast beef

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Scarlet jet-lagged trailer park

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Burgundy supple tanning salon brethren

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: histrionic crotch

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Razzle base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: lake hunting ground public bath

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: cocky double fault wagecucks

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Contagious twisted shrine

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Contagious twisted shrine

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Deep home gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Transparent vibrant water buffalo idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Insane duck-like foreskin

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: free-loading meetinghouse dog poop

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Black Corner Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: stirring nursing home therapy

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: lake hunting ground public bath

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: cocky double fault wagecucks

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Burgundy supple tanning salon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Titillating ceo incel

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: rambunctious menage

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: jade turdskin trump supporter

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: rough-skinned garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: pink provocative trust fund round eye

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned garrison

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: emerald karate

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Lascivious learning disabled address

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: swollen stead chad

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Transparent vibrant water buffalo idiot

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Salmon Dilemma Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Soggy nowag library

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Sapphire puppy useless brakes

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Sapphire puppy useless brakes

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: heady honey-headed site windowlicker

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Big Geriatric Headpube Athletic Conference

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Electric boistinker theater

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Big Geriatric Headpube Athletic Conference

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: massive vermilion locus faggotry

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Soggy nowag library

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: obsidian mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: underhanded parlour nibblets

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author:  Puce Abode Really Tough Guy

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Lilac Striped Hyena

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: dull spot becky

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: dull spot becky

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Bistre love of her life boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: maniacal depressive locale

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: dull spot becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: stimulating office

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: dull spot becky

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Electric boistinker theater

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: sepia field fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: nudist mother

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: citrine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Shivering Lodge Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  crimson french chef stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Scarlet jet-lagged trailer park

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  idiotic rigor step-uncle's house

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Lascivious learning disabled address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: heady honey-headed site windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Offensive organic girlfriend

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: violent arrogant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: laughsome multi-billionaire

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Lascivious learning disabled address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: exhilarant reading party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  Cruise Ship Dingle Berry

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: stimulating office

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: stimulating office

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: exhilarant reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Wine stain

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  Cruise Ship Dingle Berry

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Wine stain

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Burgundy supple tanning salon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Beta mediation

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: citrine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating office

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: mischievous jewess roast beef

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: stimulating office

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: stimulating office

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  Cruise Ship Dingle Berry

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: stimulating office

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: heady honey-headed site windowlicker

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: confused genital piercing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  travel guidebook

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: confused genital piercing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: stimulating office

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: stimulating office

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: hairraiser police squad

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: lake hunting ground public bath

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: mischievous jewess roast beef

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: exhilarant reading party

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: wonderful macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Slippery antidepressant drug

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: jade turdskin trump supporter

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: jade turdskin trump supporter

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: emerald karate

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  theatre

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: magenta shitlib ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  effete cuckold

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Indigo Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  effete cuckold

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Vengeful station

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Walnut mildly autistic pistol parlor

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: charcoal out-of-control set feces

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  theatre

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Cobalt chest-beating yarmulke

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Unhinged abusive state electric furnace

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: sick thriller orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Dead People Who Are Hurt

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  Goyim

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed mentally impaired juggernaut

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  degenerate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Twinkling At-the-ready Laser Beams

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Unhinged abusive state electric furnace

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Twinkling At-the-ready Laser Beams

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  idiotic rigor step-uncle's house

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: charcoal out-of-control set feces

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  Cruise Ship Dingle Berry

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: sienna liquid oxygen

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  Cruise Ship Dingle Berry

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Unhinged abusive state electric furnace

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Vengeful station

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  Cruise Ship Dingle Berry

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: exhilarant reading party

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Vengeful station

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  idiotic rigor step-uncle's house

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: sinister

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  adulterous weed whacker

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Wine stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: sable

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: lake hunting ground public bath

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: brass trip point

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Purple cumskin blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  amber stock car

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Electric boistinker theater

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  amber stock car

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  effete cuckold

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Purple cumskin blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: elite clown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Sadistic dun range jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Turquoise lettuce new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: emerald karate

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac chapel faggot firefighter

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: rebellious pisswyrm dragon

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: chocolate kitchen mad cow disease

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: dull spot becky

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: jade turdskin trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Plum

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  selfie

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: emerald karate

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: hairraiser police squad

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Bright startling plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: dull spot becky

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Territorial Stag Film

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Burgundy supple tanning salon brethren

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Dead People Who Are Hurt

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: hyperventilating blue pozpig

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: brass trip point

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Lascivious learning disabled address

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: cerebral magical doctorate national security agency

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  irate place of business

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: emerald karate

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: brass trip point

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Cowardly orchid tattoo private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Cobalt chest-beating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Wine stain

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Soggy nowag library

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: chocolate kitchen mad cow disease

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Electric boistinker theater

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: citrine sneaky criminal

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: dull spot becky

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Wine stain

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Anal wrinkle

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating office

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  slimy goal in life

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: emerald karate

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  slimy goal in life

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: emerald karate

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Contagious twisted shrine

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Anal wrinkle

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Anal wrinkle

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  slimy goal in life

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  slimy goal in life

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Sapphire puppy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Unhinged abusive state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Mustard Excitant Bawdyhouse

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  Toilet Seat Fat Ankles

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  Gaping

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  degenerate

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: fighting brilliant dysfunction indirect expression

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: emerald karate

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Wine stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: stimulating office

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: stimulating office

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: rebellious pisswyrm dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: stirring nursing home therapy

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Vengeful station

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: chrome flickering area ratface

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: stirring nursing home therapy

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: frum galvanic halford indian lodge

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: avocado knife idea he suggested

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered gas station

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: laughsome multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: violet death wish

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Piazza

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: stimulating office

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: sinister

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  Goyim

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: dashing rose national rigpig

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Anal wrinkle

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  adulterous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent location pocket flask

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Scarlet jet-lagged trailer park

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Shimmering zippy legend casino

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: French Comical Circlehead Market

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: brindle regret

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: smoky internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  potus

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  adulterous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: 

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic coffee pot

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: violent arrogant space

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Vengeful station

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered gas station

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: histrionic crotch

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  adulterous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Dead People Who Are Hurt

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: sick thriller orchestra pit

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  idiotic rigor step-uncle's house

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: sick thriller orchestra pit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Sticky multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Anal wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: charcoal out-of-control set feces

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: violent arrogant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  sound barrier

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: cerebral magical doctorate national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Angry patrolman alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn school cafeteria sandwich

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: 

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Anal wrinkle

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  effete cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Gold Boltzmann

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: brass trip point

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  silver

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: stimulating office

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Angry patrolman alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: mint unholy toaster

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: vigorous pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Diverse mahogany partner senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Impressive hairy legs prole

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: sick thriller orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: cyan elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: stimulating office

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: demanding bbw deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: greedy messiness

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  roommate

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: greedy messiness

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: demanding bbw deer antler

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Umber Spectacular International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: demanding bbw deer antler

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pontificating twinkling uncleanness

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: demanding bbw deer antler

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: cyan elastic band

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: cracking filthpig associate

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered gas station

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  Kitty Cat

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: stimulating office

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  Kitty Cat

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  ocher kitty

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  adulterous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: bossy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: laughsome multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: autistic sex offender

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  ocher kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Carnelian tantric azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Green telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Tan legal warrant

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: misanthropic black woman

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: autistic sex offender

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: mischievous jewess roast beef

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Maize background story

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Bipolar carmine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Frisky bearded

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: free-loading meetinghouse dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  ocher kitty

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Tan legal warrant

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: aquamarine

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: copper preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Overrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Razzle base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Vengeful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: navy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Slap-happy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Vengeful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Appetizing candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Medicated saffron

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: pearl embarrassed to the bone

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Mauve

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: aquamarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: judgmental



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Vengeful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Bearded Famous Landscape Painting Heaven

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: sexy

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: sexy

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: aquamarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: pearly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Flushed hyperactive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Sooty

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: greedy messiness

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: jet

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: pearly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: pearly

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: wonderful macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: White



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: hideous light

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Gold Boltzmann

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Flushed hyperactive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Sooty

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  ocher kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: metal opaque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  ocher kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  orange

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: pearly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: aquamarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  Iridescent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lemon

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: emerald karate

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: wonderful macaca

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330062)