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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Cocky Naked Foreskin
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
Stubborn House Blood Rage
  06/04/26
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Dashing coldplay fan hominid
  06/04/26
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umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
fishy hospital
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
Swollen gunner
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Cocky Naked Foreskin
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
Slippery station
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Cocky Naked Foreskin
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
Slippery station
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
Stubborn House Blood Rage
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Cocky Naked Foreskin
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
Passionate senate
  06/04/26
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Stubborn House Blood Rage
  06/04/26
Cr
Kink-friendly fat ankles
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
Orange appetizing preventive strike
  06/04/26
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apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian
  06/04/26
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Kink-friendly fat ankles
  06/04/26
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Greedy Stag Film Pisswyrm
  06/05/26
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Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
Kink-friendly fat ankles
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Greedy Stag Film Pisswyrm
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
bearded twinkling point
  06/04/26
i have 5
apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
bearded twinkling point
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
Beta 180 wrinkle area
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
bearded twinkling point
  06/04/26
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Galvanic sepia stage
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
bearded twinkling point
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
cream son of senegal
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
Galvanic sepia stage
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Cocky Naked Foreskin
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
misanthropic high-end double fault puppy
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
big-titted soul-stirring toilet seat
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
Orange appetizing preventive strike
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Fragrant Mint Volcanic Crater Forum
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
maniacal selfie
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
Beta 180 wrinkle area
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
Stubborn House Blood Rage
  06/04/26
gbti
fishy hospital
  06/04/26
no u
Beta 180 wrinkle area
  06/04/26
...
Fragrant Mint Volcanic Crater Forum
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
Stubborn House Blood Rage
  06/04/26
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Pungent meetinghouse
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
Beta 180 wrinkle area
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
Swashbuckling Azure Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
Slippery station
  06/04/26
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cream son of senegal
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Cocky Naked Foreskin
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
cream son of senegal
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
alcoholic wonderful ticket booth cuckoldry
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
bearded twinkling point
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
bearded twinkling point
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
bearded twinkling point
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Provocative puce casino mood
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
Opaque trailer park
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
jet insanely creepy ceo gaping
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
vibrant sex offender queen of the night
  06/05/26
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vibrant sex offender queen of the night
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
Smoky odious theatre
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Cocky Naked Foreskin

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Stubborn House Blood Rage

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Dashing coldplay fan hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: fishy hospital

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Swollen gunner

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Cocky Naked Foreskin

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Slippery station

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Cocky Naked Foreskin

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Slippery station

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Stubborn House Blood Rage

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Cocky Naked Foreskin

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Passionate senate

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Stubborn House Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fat ankles

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Orange appetizing preventive strike

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Greedy Stag Film Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fat ankles

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Greedy Stag Film Pisswyrm

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: bearded twinkling point

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: apoplectic charismatic dog poop persian

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: bearded twinkling point

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Beta 180 wrinkle area

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: bearded twinkling point

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Galvanic sepia stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: bearded twinkling point

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: cream son of senegal

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Galvanic sepia stage

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: umber yapping coffee pot dingle berry

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Cocky Naked Foreskin

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end double fault puppy

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: big-titted soul-stirring toilet seat

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Orange appetizing preventive strike

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Mint Volcanic Crater Forum

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: maniacal selfie

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Beta 180 wrinkle area

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Stubborn House Blood Rage

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: fishy hospital

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Beta 180 wrinkle area

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Fragrant Mint Volcanic Crater Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Stubborn House Blood Rage

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Pungent meetinghouse



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Beta 180 wrinkle area

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Azure Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker

How is babby formed?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Slippery station

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: cream son of senegal



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Cocky Naked Foreskin

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Aromatic black theater international law enforcement agency

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: cream son of senegal

unfortunately, cr

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: alcoholic wonderful ticket booth cuckoldry

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: bearded twinkling point

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: bearded twinkling point

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: bearded twinkling point

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Provocative puce casino mood

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Opaque trailer park

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: jet insanely creepy ceo gaping

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: vibrant sex offender queen of the night

Nothing funny about it.

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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: vibrant sex offender queen of the night



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Smoky odious theatre

Is the dad around?

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