heavier drinking has been linked to higher IQ, by the way. not shocked that you're the kind of aspie faggot who can't kick back with a sixer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411293)

So are table manners and potty training. Do you eat and shit on the same E-Z chair, you fucking anarcho-cretin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411466)

HTFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411807)

I switched to snus for nicotine to hide my habit and not get eight different types of cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411424)

the only gun I keep in my apt is an old remington 1100 which used to be my grandfather/dad's. it works pretty well for most situations in which I would need to use a gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411484)

Because if I did believe you had a gun, or indeed any ranged weapon, I would advise you to lube it nice and good, stick it up your ass, aim carefully for your tiny shriveled prostate, then squeeze the trigger slowly, relishing the recoil. This would not be legal advice; indeed, it would be medieval gallantry completely foreign to the modern legal profession. I expect you to laugh it off. I will laugh louder and longer, because I know what you also know: that you are terrified to fall asleep, because once you've exhausted yourself from another vigorous round of poasting-masturbating-poasting, night will haunt you with vivid impressions of how much more satisfying your life would have been if you had half the guts to follow the foregoing advice, you worthless coward.

No offense, bro, I hope we can still be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411618)

If it isn't pure insecurity, I'm not sure what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411800)

HTFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411980)

One doesn't need a degree in philosophy to spot "Pissed If Everyone Isn't Drinking Enough Guy". We all knew one of you in college, and we all talked shit about you behind your back. You're a fucking imbecile, and you cannot win this argument because every time you post, you just lose again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23412168)

What exactly is "sort of funny" about expecting frivolity at party, rather than the dour abstinence of boring, long-winded, small-minded, anal-retentive puritans? And not just any old ascetics--you know, the sort of people who, fearful of drink, socialize at bookstores and coffee shops. No, this is the smug dullard who orders a soda at a bar. Sure, he might just sip his soda quietly and not say anything. Does that ever happen? Do unicorns exist? Nope, this shithead has to let everyone know he's earning a merit badge for sobriety. It's not the soda I object to, but the awkward mannerisms of the eternally contrarian hipster bore, of which this is one.

By the way, it's pretty sad that you admit to "talking shit" about people behind their back, like some fat neglected bridesmaid at a New Jersey wedding. It confirms my earlier assessment that you're a spineless toad who fights like a dumb slut (and probably takes it up the ass like one, too). Real men aren't afraid to call out shit behavior when they see it. Sorry your dad died or left or whatever, but it's still a little weird you didn't have any good male role models growing up. The only redeeming feature about your second paragraph is that maybe you're lying, had no friends in college, and thus had no opportunity to act on this shameful will-to-gossip hen instinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413232)

Maybe next time you can give us 2000 words on the subject? Surely that will convince everyone thar you're cool, smart, and totally not insecure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413460)

As far as caring, I guess that if what you want to do in a certain situation is drink, then that person will not be any fun at all to hang out with. But they can be fun outside of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413843)

I used to smoke cigarettes, I stopped because they're a waste of money.

I used to drink all the time, I get awful hangover now and it makes you fat/bitchmade and dulls the mind. Now I just drink moderately like once/month and don't drink at all otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23412327)

The desire to catch a buzz is a masculine trait correlated with high T. Frankly it's a negative trait if for no other reason than the money you spend and the very minor health consequences that can add up to a lot if you don't moderate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413560)

pissed away too much money doing both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23417203)