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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: FLW rapes children I went to an open mic and did it. I haven't been to many open mics so I wasn't acquainted with the fact that almost everyone bombs horribly. I got a few laughs, but there was only one comedian in the lineup that I would consider competent.
Other comedians are complete freaks though. Really sad stuff like people trying to "make it" in their late forties.
Seems you like you need to be good at crowd work to wake up the crowd a little at one of these things. The one guy who did that was finally able to get laughs after 5-6 comedians got literally no laughs at all.
Not sure when I'll go back or when I'll go back at all, but I had a good time. If I do go back, I'm going to try and work on crowd work lines because LJL that stunk. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: best friend u know ur not supposed to stick the microphone up ur ass, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698367) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698407) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:15 AM Author: Henry Wadsworth Longbutt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698459) |
Date: February 27th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era I feel like you could work this into your standup and get some laughs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649059&mc=106&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698365) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: FLW rapes children I will not be performing under the "MASE" moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698389) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era they could still inspect your gaping butthole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698923) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698961) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698408) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: 718-662-5970 back when i lived in mfh, there was some bar on houston that made its back room available to open-mic stand-ups to workshop their material, etc.
I used to love going, because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines. Its a 180 experience to see amateurs just giving weird perspectives on things.
i wish there were a youtube channel or something for nobodies to do 3 minutes |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: FLW rapes children There were some borderline experimental shit happening. I tried to be generous with courtesy laughs, but it did start becoming hilarious after awhile. One dude ended his set by pretending to die dramatically on stage, he fully committed, and nobody fucking laughed. Which made it hilarious to me.
CR. I would just watch open mic streams for fun if there were any. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: 718-662-5970 the dying sounds 180
i remember some puerto rican dude, think he had a stage name like EL TERRIBLE or something. used to do nothing but child abduction, child molestation, child murder stuff, very deadpan.
shrews and libs would boo and scream at him. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:09 AM Author: FLW rapes children The bluest I got was I said at some point in my set that I was going to kill myself and some shrew gasped lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698436) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: neg have you heard of Kill Tony on YouTube? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698704) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: tony pizza > because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines.
explain |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: 718-662-5970 nature of comedy, imo, is encountering wacky and strange thoughts and perspectives. its just people talking.
im sure seeing a celeb HBO comic do his act for the 90th time on tour could be cool. He's been tested and has proven entertainment ability.
But seeing some complete weirdo give a strange "take" for 3 or 5 minutes - a succession of weirdos actually -- in a small room with a lot of audience interaction is super fun.
Its a lot like IRL posting on xo. Pro comedy is like a newspaper editorial |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass The whole concept sounds like a masochistic ritual of self-loathing and despair for all involved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698402) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: FLW rapes children Have you ever watched the HBO show "Crashing"? It was exactly like that. There was a woman in her mid-40s still trying to "make it" telling masturbation jokes at the bar. The open mic scene is a bunch of people that do jokes to no laughs for years in the hope that *maybe* a club promoter or network exec will see them and want to hire them for something. In my understanding, you have to love open mics and have no expectations for any of it to not kill yourself. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Haven't seen it, maybe I'll check it out.
I have a hard time understanding the whole scene. I personally fucking hate karaoke because I can't stand listening to people sing poorly. I would never intentionally subject myself to subpar performances unless it was a children's theater or something.
Why people turn out to sit in the audience and not laugh is beyond me. I understand the person on stage. They may be delusional and retarded, but if you're gonna do it, it's gonna have to be up on stage.
Comedy is a weird thing. It's having a resurgence right now, but nobody is fucking funny. And the people who are into it and attend all think they're also funny, and it couldn't be farther from the truth. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:36 AM Author: FLW rapes children 80% of the audience was other comedians waiting for their turn on stage. They're just way too in their heads to laugh at other comics. Audiences where people actually want to be there to see comedy laugh more.
It's funny. All you really need to get famous in stand up is to have a tik tok account that posts your best bits. It tricks people into thinking you're consistently funny. Rogan's friends are all awful at comedy |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:40 AM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) comedy seems like the hardest thing to break into. you need to cultivate a following before you can get your foot in the door, but getting your foot in the door is about cultivating a following. it's a chicken and the egg thing.
it's one of those careers where the most important thing is likely networking rather than raw skill. you need to stay after shows and hobnob with other comedians so someone will take you on as their opener. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: FLW rapes children It feels like it would almost be easier to go viral on Tik Tok and then leverage that into a stand up career than it would be to make it as a stand up on your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698555) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) cr.
before screens people would go to comedy clubs as a night out thing without knowing who was performing. people don't do that anymore, they go to see headliners. it's a shame. i love live performances of all kinds and would love to hang out at a comedy club for some drinks. that experience really only exists in MFH, LA, and (now) Austin. and even those places people are going to see headliners way more.
all the biggest new comedians got their start with a podcast or social media. when is the last time there's been a chappelle, seinfeld, etc. that got their start from their stand-up? you gotta either be matt rife or shane gillis. cultivate a following a then do comedy, you can't cultivate a following just doing comedy clubs. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: backroom poasting couch Two schools of thought.
1) cut your teeth on working clubs and rooms, become actually funny, then your stuff translates to online. See someone like Tim Dillon who was getting laughs before he blew up on YouTube.
2) be Matt Rife. Short TikTok clips, not actually funny, audience mostly female, be really hot. No male audience, can't actually make anyone laugh, career limited by no traditional comedy audience, no one respects you.
Choose wisely! |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: backroom poasting couch This is true of any art form. You have to have an audience to get signed but you have to get signed to have an audience. This is why every director has a low budget first film, every band, a shitty demo. Comedy is easier than both of those because there's no cost to produce your set because it's just words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698694) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) i disagree with the "easier" part. most people like to listen to music passively. if you go somewhere with a big music scene there are live bands everywhere. there are tons of opportunities to get your name out there. tons of people have made it as sound cloud artists. people listen to music way, way more than they listen to stand up comedy.
stand up requires people to actually sit there and pay attention to you. it's more like breaking into being a fiction writer. not only do you have to be good, you have to convince people to read/listen to your shit. and 99% of amateur's stuff is terrible, so even finding people willing to consider a new writer or comedian is difficult. that's exactly why MASE's open mic was full of comedians. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: backroom poasting couch Imagine how much lower your odds are of making it doing an acoustic set at a coffee shop rather than being an open mic comic. All it takes is one or two jokes to hit, clip, and you could blow up on TikTok. Now consider that in the last 20 years there hasn't been a single new American rock act to break into the top 500 on Spotify. Music is essentially dead unless it's Jews spending millions of dollars to promote mumble rap so some retarded nigger can film himself driving around in exotic cars to recoup the investment on a music video. Music itself is essentially a dead art form meanwhile we're living in the golden age of comedy probably more famous stand ups right now today than ever before in history because it's a zero cost startup business with the internet as free advertising. You're dead wrong. And that's even before you get into needing tens of thousands in startup capital to even make a full length low budget scripted feature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698897) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:43 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) the music industry is worth $17b a year
the comedy industry is less than a $1b and that's after an explosion in popularity
https://www.axios.com/2024/05/10/comedy-industry-boom-growth-revenue-netflix
how many concerts occur in a city a year? how many comedy shows? how many music venues does an average city have? how many comedy venues? how often does a stadium host a comedian? how often do they host a musicians?
this is just objectively wrong. you just have it in your head that "music is dead" because your favorite music is unpopular these days.
sabrina carpenter and shane gillis are probably the two biggest recent break out artists in music and comedy. who do you think sells more tickets? |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: backroom poasting couch Comparing Sabrina Carpenter to Shane Gillis is like comparing 'Tires' to a blockbuster Marvel film. One is a small budget comedy by an independent artist who is essentially himself a small business. Sabrina Carpenter is a multinational entity with as much money behind her as Goldman Sachs. Nearly all stand ups operate as small independent businesses and are never getting institutional Adam Sandler money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698921) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) ok, then you choose a break out comedian who matches sabrina carpenter. or dup lipa, or chappell roan, or doja cat, or bad bunny.
that's exactly my point dude. they don't exist. even biggest comedians aren't nipping the heels of musicians.
way, way, way more music is consumed than comedy. and there's an appetite for more artists too. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM Author: backroom poasting couch Nobody actually listens to mainstream music. It's all bot farms. No one believes this. They are making all their money overseas in the Chinese market. This is all fraud and lives perpetrated by Jews. No one has ever seen a Dua Lipa or Bad Bunny in real life. This is all a massive lie. No one has ever once listened to these 'artists' they just harvest streams from a sever farm in the Philippines and then the industry gives them all a bunch of fake awards. This stuff isn't real and the artists don't actually make any real money. It's fraud and lies all the way down. It's just fake bullshit they force on the culture. It's all very Jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698949) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) damn i guess all those sold out stadiums are deepfakes and everyone who said they went to their shows are paid crisis actors or something huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698960) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: backroom poasting couch It's all dindus, mud people, and wine moms. They're excluding 90% of the population. It's literally a case of to be fair, burgers. It's all Jewish sophistry because they figured out how to make money and alienate white men from participating in culture at the same time. Yeah sure Marvel movies are profitable but they aren't really Films. They're just some Jewish conjuring. It's not art and no one with a brain thinks if is. Meanwhile stand up comedy is widely regarded as the forefront of straight white male expression, and is even a haven for them that ticks off the liberal elites to no end. So yeah maybe if MASE were an adorable mixed race teenage girl he'd have a shot at a music career lol. It's all IdPol at the end of the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698989) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) so are we talking about the way the world is or what you'd like it to be? i thought we were talking about reality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699022) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: backroom poasting couch Yeah in reality Jews won so just fucking give up. It's over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699041) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) we were discussing what the reality of today *is*. not what i'd like it to be, or not whether it's worthwhile to changing it.
people consume a shit ton of music. the fact you don't like popular music or why it's popular doesn't change the fact that it is popular. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) i love that weird looking bitch that takes her top off in episode 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698532) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: FLW rapes children I really like "The Wrong Missy" Happy Madison gets a bad rap |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: scholarship 180 show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698776) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: (NSFW) Mocking Assholes So Exquisitely (MASE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698446) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:17 AM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698467) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:19 AM Author: FLW rapes children I don't know when I'll go back. I felt satisfied after I did it like "checked that experience off the list". But I don't know. I would like to make these killjoys laugh somehow. Almost like if I'm capable of making the worst audience in the world consistently laugh, I'll maek it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698473) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) i've considered it but after 20 years of comedy podcasts/radio and hearing so many open mic stories i could only see myself doing it as a box check thing.
from what i've heard most open mic shows are filled with aspiring comedians who won't laugh/pay attention and guests of open micers who are only there for them. if people like shane gillis struggle to get a laugh at an open mic after years it seems very unlikely an amateur would, even if you had the potential to be the greatest comedian ever.
although sometimes i do think about greg giraldo giving up THE LAW to be a comedian before drugging himself to death. that sounds 180. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: FLW rapes children God I wish I had a Jewish network executive uncle right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698535) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) i'm hoping to break into the industry by getting a spot on the much anticipated karlcast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698548) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: FLW rapes children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698552) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:18 AM Author: 1-800-BLK-DICK You into Kill Tony? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698470) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: FLW rapes children I have tickets to an upcoming Kill Tony show. I also have tickets to: Rob Schneider Louis CK |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: 1-800-BLK-DICK Isn’t he an illegal Mexican jew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698484) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: FLW rapes children You're thinking of Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698490) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: backroom poasting couch One thing that's almost universally true about comedians that aren't famous is that they aren't even a little bit funny at all. You can tell within 5 seconds whether a comedian 'has it' or not. They make their friends laugh. A good comedian is someone who is naturally funny. If you aren't funny, you don't have it and you don't stand a chance. And for some reason the amateur stand up world is full of people who are 100% unfunny. These people are pretty sad because they have a dream of being a famous comedian but they have no idea how unfunny they are.
Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top. Not saying it's going to be an easy path or anything. It might take a lot of suffering and networking and putting yourself out there constantly hoping for a break. But if you are naturally extremely funny you're going to move up eventually and not be stuck on the bottom rung of obscurity.
Think of a guy like David Lucas. This dude has to be funny in real life. Has to have been funny before he got his name out there. There was a first time he was on Kill Tony and I'm sure he absolutely killed. Preparation meets opportunity. If you're going to make it you have to have at a minimum a tight 5 minutes that absolutely kills, that you're extremely confident in.
The hardest part besides networking and persistence and all that typical stuff is you have to have been born funny. It's just like being LeBron you just have to win the genetic lottery. Some small percentage of people are naturally hilarious. If you are funny and have the confidence there's never been an easier time to make it. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: FLW rapes children There are two kinds of comics IMO 1.) The naturally funny kind you're talking about that doesn't have to work that hard on their material. They just "have" "it". 2.) The striver workaholic type that isn't very funny, but just slaves over making the tightest set they can possibly make. I think Louie is one of those people, he is just not funny in interviews or outside of his standup. But he's one of the GOATUS POTUS anyway. The best comics are a marriage of the two, but these open mic guys don't have either. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: backroom poasting couch I'm sure Louis has more raw talent than you're giving him credit for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698811) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: FLW rapes children Clearly he does. He's amazing at what he does. I'm just saying I've seen Shane Gillis and Lucas cut up with people on podcasts before. Not all comics do that. I do have take back my CK comment though, because I just remembered his legendary O&A bits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: backroom poasting couch 180 lmao
Also love this one. Seems like They are trying to scrub this from the internet.
https://youtu.be/7BycuvBd04I |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) one time i spoke to louis ck for like an hour on a call in show he had on the O&A network. recently an old friend contacted me out of the blue because he was listening to old episodes and heard me and sent me the youtube link. i've been too chickenshit to listen to it because i was a cringe 19 year old and don't want to hear that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698857) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: FLW rapes children Can't wait to see his new show this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698872) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) i've seen him like 5x. he might be the GOAT. especially since chappelle is more about preaching than making jokes these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698879) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM Author: tony pizza link to his funniest bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698915) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698918) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: backroom poasting couch @KamPatterson69 4mo ago
This 2 min clip has made me laugh harder than all of the thousands of hours of boring comedian podcasts I've wasted my life on
^^^^^^^ you either have it or you don't. Simple as. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) louie started in comedy in the mid 80s and didn't break out until 2005. twenty years. he's a perfect example for what i'm talking about.
ever watch the semi-autobiographical show louie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bFhYvADjl4
i've listened to louie talk about the comedy industry countless times and everything i'm saying is drawing upon that. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: tony pizza it's not very funny. not because i'm a pearl clutching lib, but because i don't have a complex about race. i didn't know he's jewish, though. that explains quite a lot actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698935) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) this isn't true at all. most comedians languish in obscurity for years before the make a break. comedians getting a lucky break early are the exception, not the rule.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeZz1JW3RPc |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: FLW rapes children Fuck. Thank God I have an email job to support me while I try to maek it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698871) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: backroom poasting couch If you have the golden handcuffs you'll never make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698882) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: FLW rapes children I think I need to get a divorce. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698890) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: backroom poasting couch If you're really committed to maeking it you have to blow up your whole life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698898) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: FLW rapes children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698902) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) time to outself and poast a clip of your comedy. great networking on here and you will simultaneously burn your boats and force yourself to make a go of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698916) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: FLW rapes children I think I'm just going to copy Tim Dillon and hope no one notices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699013) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: backroom poasting couch This is my plan too. Shit, don't copy me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699044) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: backroom poasting couch Yeah I said you obviously have to try really hard for a long period of time. You didn't read everything is said about dedication. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698880) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) "Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top. Not saying it's going to be an easy path or anything. It might take a lot of suffering and networking and putting yourself out there constantly hoping for a break."
this just isn't true. some of the best comedians languished for decades. i've heard so many comedians talk about how the funniest comedians they knew never caught a break.
i see that you're saying it "isn't easy" and "requires networking", but that's incompatible with "if you have it you rise straight to the top." and also incompatible with everything i've heard from actual comedians. i haven't heard a single professional comedian say what you're saying. i have no direct experience obviously, i'm just relaying what literally every comedian that has talked about breaking into stand-up has said about it.
99% of comedy podcasts is comedians shooting the shit which includes of a lot of talk about the comedy business. find me a clip of a comedian who supports your POV. what are you basing your opinions on? |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: tony pizza he's essentially saying necessary but not sufficient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698920) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) "if you have it you rise straight to the top" = sufficient without qualification.
also, even if that is the argument, it's simply not true. i've heard countless comedians talk about talented people that never made it. i haven't heard a single one say "well if you're talented success is inevitable with hard work." it's not. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: michael doodikoff I go to this kickass free comedy night every week, where the first hour and a half are established local (sometimes out of town) "professionals" doing 10-15 minute sets to basically try out material. Same people I see at the paid professional local comedy nights.
Then they have a 2 minute each "lightning" round open mic, where literally anyone can get up there. Often its the quasi pros getting up there to try material and then amateurs doing their first try
Its really awesome. Hit or miss but when it hits it is really good.
Its often not funny among the amateurs but no one really cares. |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: FLW rapes children Can you get me a spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698877) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: michael doodikoff yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699193) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Trump Did Nothing Wrong when he abandoned Ukraine (gunneratttt) i wish my local comedy club did shit like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698914) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: michael doodikoff its actually at an irish pub type of place that does this once a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699196) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;. Laughing skull? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698946) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: michael doodikoff no but close. I go to laughing skull a decent amount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699197) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Henry Wadsworth Longbutt You should try poasting funny stuff here on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698922) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: tony pizza i was kind of surprised to see this thread. we have some really funny people here who poast some hilarious shit, but i don't think i've seen any from MASE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698966) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: backroom poasting couch Meanwhile MPA is a comedic genius who will never put himself out there. Sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698991) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: FLW rapes children Not all of us are meant to perform hack comedy at third tier clubs in Southie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699006) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: backroom poasting couch (Guy headlining The Wilbur) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699053) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: tony pizza cr but i don't know how much of MPA's humor is translatable to the stage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699007) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699019) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: FLW rapes children I’ve surpassed most people here, so I have to move things IRL. I wish you the best though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699001) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: tony pizza surpassed most people here in what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699017) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699020) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Slow Children Playing funnier than literally anything mase has ever posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699239) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: FLW rapes children You're being very unkind to me, but at the end of the day, I put myself out there and did something none of you anklebiters have ever done. I will not let you extinguish my flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699256) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Slow Children Playing where are the jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699269) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: FLW rapes children Where are yours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699272) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Slow Children Playing No U from a comedian. youre going to make it |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: FLW rapes children I'm funny IRL. Got a lot of laughs last night. U OTHO aren't even a heckler. You're an internet heckler. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699322) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: michael doodikoff Ive long said you could probably have a pretty successful standup career if you had decent delivery and just copied funny shit from xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699249) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: backroom poasting couch (Guy about to lose everything over, "Would you get LASIK from a Jet Black Congo Nigger for 50% off?") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699313) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: FLW rapes children "I bet this bitch in the front row makes karate hands at work and calls herself an HR ninja" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699318) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: backroom poasting couch Ugh you're gonna need a lot more practice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699358) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: michael doodikoff that would actually work IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699559) |