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ITT I tell a spooky sister in law story

Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; ev...
coral painfully honest kitty
  10/03/23
You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother usin...
Excitant hospital
  10/03/23
I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog
coral painfully honest kitty
  10/03/23
And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try a...
Excitant hospital
  10/03/23
I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this ...
coral painfully honest kitty
  10/03/23
tp
Excitant hospital
  10/03/23
And written in lipstick.
Diverse Amber Nursing Home
  10/04/23
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thriller pungent gas station
  10/04/23
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coral painfully honest kitty
  01/11/25


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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: coral painfully honest kitty

Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; everyone but the man and his wife all go into town but are snowed in and have to stay there until the next day. It’s cold in the old house and they go to close all the windows and seal off the drafts but there’s one small one in the basement they can’t quite reach but they’re two floors up and just put on more blankets and it’s okay.

In the night the husband wakes up to what sounds like clanging and banging and he gets a little spooked. He goes to wake his wife but she’s not there! But under the covers his dick starts getting sucked and it’s amazing. He cums hard and goes back to sleep.

In the morning he gets up and his wife isn’t in bed. He goes to the bathroom to wash up and to his horror, her body is hanging from Christmas lights in the shower, entrails spilling on the floor. And on the bathroom mirror, written in blood, is a message:

“SISTERS IN LAW CAN SUCK TOO”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881417)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM
Author: Excitant hospital

You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother using past tense or even a framing device

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881419)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM
Author: coral painfully honest kitty

I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881422)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: Excitant hospital

And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try and suspend disbelief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881426)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:39 PM
Author: coral painfully honest kitty

I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this is a riff on a classic urban legend; it’s not really intended to be more than a gag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant hospital

tp

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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:06 AM
Author: Diverse Amber Nursing Home

And written in lipstick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881746)



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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: thriller pungent gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881761)



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Date: January 11th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: coral painfully honest kitty



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