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How Are We Not Talking About Exoplanets More?
| Lime Cracking Psychic | 12/25/24 |
| alcoholic piazza | 12/25/24 |
| Lime Cracking Psychic | 12/25/24 |
| Lime Cracking Psychic | 12/26/24 |
| zippy mahogany house multi-billionaire | 12/26/24 |
| Lime Cracking Psychic | 12/31/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 01/04/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 01/05/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 01/05/25 |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 2:04 PM Author: Lime Cracking Psychic Why & how is it not regarded as one of "humanity's" greatest scientific achievements that we only very recently confirmed the existence of exoplanets in the 1990s?
THAT IS, IN OTHER WORDS, ARGUABLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENTS IN MOST OF OUR SHITTTT, SHORT "LIFE SPANS."
"Humans" casually popped champagne on the moon in ’69, split atoms like it was nobody’s business, and yet it took us another 25+ years to simply prove there were planets outside our own shitty "solar syTTTem"?
"Humanity" is a bunch of overhyped apes with overpriced telescopes. This wasn’t just some minor discovery. This was confirmation that we're not alone in this cosmic $hitshow.
It was a chance to dream bigger, to imagine escaping this shitrock and finding a planet where the pep is free, ADM is light years away, and Perkins Coie is just a distant, TTT fever dream.
But did we seize the moment? Did we embrace the vastness of the universe and the possibilities it held?
Nah. We shrugged, went back to our regularly scheduled programming, and started arguing about which anonymous persona is behind The Holy Trinity.
Where’s my warp drive, sciencisTTT faggots? Let us off this rock already before the Yellowstone Caldera erupts or worse yet we are hit with another KT extinction event. |
Date: December 25th, 2024 2:06 PM Author: alcoholic piazza Galaxy order hsa put a lid on earth joining intergalactic council, we have too many you know what. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654218&forum_id=2#48485521) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 2:17 PM Author: Lime Cracking Psychic Of course.😕
The Galaxy Order slammed the door on shitEarth.
Too many you-know-whats drafting useless merger agreements at 3:00 a.m., convinced they’re “in the zone” like some intergalactic Wesley Johnson fever dream.
We’re not the species that gets invited to the council.
We’re the cosmic equivalent of a Biglaw associate emailing typos at dawn, smugly CC’ing partners while the rest of the universe ponders The real questions and mysteries, like dark matter.
No wonder they put a lid on us—we’d probably send them a $hitTTTy formatting memo and invoice for 0.3 hours.
Plz call me when they stop laughing and toss us a warp drive. Or at least some free pep 🍕 |
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Date: December 26th, 2024 5:18 AM Author: Lime Cracking Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654218&forum_id=2#48487193) |
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Date: December 26th, 2024 9:47 AM Author: zippy mahogany house multi-billionaire It's nbd until we detect actual life on one of them.
Frankly, it's more depressing to learn that the galaxy is teeming with planets but none of those that are in habitable zones are delivering the goods yet |
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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:44 AM Author: Lime Cracking Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654218&forum_id=2#48503914) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654218&forum_id=2#48517926) |
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Date: January 5th, 2025 8:03 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654218&forum_id=2#48519957) |
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Date: January 5th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654218&forum_id=2#48521230) |