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What's the coolest surname to have?

I say Smoker.
Candy Ride
  10/10/25
piss off Jeff
,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...
  10/10/25
Manheim is central pa mennonite trash
dollar store obama
  10/10/25
Mountbatten and it's not close.
Paralegal Felix Steiner
  10/10/25
Romanoff would be pretty cool
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
Capet
Paralegal Felix Steiner
  10/10/25
Lord Mountbatten was a kiddie fiddling tyrant tho
lib-qaeda
  10/10/25
he knows that
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/10/25
Also pretty ignominious to get offed by Mike Fart genotype I...
Significant Anal Pain
  10/10/25
BP got really unhinged when you would say that the Irish are...
Paralegal Felix Steiner
  10/10/25
*Battenburg
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
lol lord mountbatten was a famous cuck
richard clock
  10/10/25
right now skattebo
Waingro
  10/10/25
radek
john radek
  10/10/25
...
dickhole 4nicatiounzzzz
  10/10/25
...
john radek
  10/10/25
Bitchass
excellent subthread
  10/10/25
A lot of random guys named Cooper are random Scumbag badasse...
SneakersSO
  10/10/25
I know a Cooper. There must have been a huge demand for barr...
Candy Ride
  10/10/25
that's my last name
.,.,.,....,.,..,.,.,.,
  10/10/25
I'd like to be named Tiger. "Hi, Tiger, Steve Tiger, ...
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
You mean after Hitler?
lib-qaeda
  10/10/25
Goebbels would be up there "Hi, Mike Goebbels here, do...
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
I know a super hot chick whose last name is Goebbels. She is...
Candy Ride
  10/10/25
based
Mr Right
  10/10/25
Glasscock
Kenneth Play
  10/10/25
pronounced 'glawzkik'
Mr Right
  10/10/25
that star hockey player named Satan
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  10/10/25
Trump
hung stud
  10/10/25
in the US, Bradford, Standish, and Alden.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Goldman. Possibly Rubenstein.
Fucking Fuckface
  10/10/25
Rubinstein is a surname of Ashkenazi Jews. It comes from Ger...
Candy Ride
  10/10/25
Well who the fuck is going to argue with gold or rubies?
Fucking Fuckface
  10/10/25
Eisenhower, and it's not close.
lfo
  10/10/25
/ thread mods, close it up
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
Much better to use the proper German spelling, Eisenhauer, n...
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
If you wanna dunk on the author of Operation Overlord you ca...
lfo
  10/10/25
This sounds right
Paralegal Poaster
  10/10/25
St. John (pronounced Sinjin).
Ass Sunstein
  10/10/25
...
Significant Anal Pain
  10/10/25
I forgot what this is from…
fascinating discourse
  10/10/25
...
cannon
  10/10/25
The "Sinjin" pronunciation is mainly used if it's ...
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
lol I thought this guy's name was St. John St. John at first...
Ass Sunstein
  10/10/25
Surgeon Sinjin
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
Al Saud
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  10/10/25
Cavendish. Like the bananana.
fascinating discourse
  10/10/25
...
Kenneth Play
  10/10/25
Subramaniam, and it is not even to be close to you saar
Mr Right
  10/10/25
Thank you for poasting the needful
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Featherstonhaugh
Gaynigger from Outer Space
  10/10/25
According to Plum Lines, the journal of the P. G. Wodehouse ...
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
You can say Fink-Nottle here
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  10/10/25
Kornfukker
Paralegal Six Nine
  10/10/25
Legalus Severanza
chadgpt-6
  10/10/25
Shakespeare
Orion Kerkering's Panic Attack
  10/10/25
rothschild
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/10/25
Christ
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
Longbottom
.,.,.,,,,.,...,.,....................,
  10/10/25
Zappin is up there.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/10/25
...
Candy Ride
  10/10/25
Einstein is pretty kikalicious
Mr Right
  10/10/25
Sup Bob?
Candy Ride
  10/10/25
None. E.g., King Charles
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/10/25
King Charles’s surname is Mountbatten-Windsor. http...
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
Was.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/10/25
Link? I don’t see it written anywhere that the king lo...
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
Hyphenated last name is per se ttt
hung stud
  10/10/25
Lots of noblemen have them. They’re one of those thing...
Pumonymous
  10/10/25
Patel
luke screenwatcher
  10/10/25
Patel?! Ravidam Patel?!
Pumonymous
  10/10/25


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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I say Smoker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339289)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...


piss off Jeff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339292)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: dollar store obama

Manheim is central pa mennonite trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340187)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Paralegal Felix Steiner

Mountbatten and it's not close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339293)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (βœ…πŸ‘)

Romanoff would be pretty cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339326)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Paralegal Felix Steiner

Capet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339346)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: lib-qaeda

Lord Mountbatten was a kiddie fiddling tyrant tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339363)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

he knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339743)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Significant Anal Pain

Also pretty ignominious to get offed by Mike Fart genotype IRA dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339863)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Paralegal Felix Steiner

BP got really unhinged when you would say that the Irish aren't white. He took it so personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340358)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Pumonymous

*Battenburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340462)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: richard clock

lol lord mountbatten was a famous cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340548)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Waingro

right now skattebo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339299)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: john radek (🧐)

radek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339300)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: dickhole 4nicatiounzzzz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339746)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: john radek (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339978)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: excellent subthread

Bitchass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340658)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: SneakersSO

A lot of random guys named Cooper are random Scumbag badasses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339321)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I know a Cooper. There must have been a huge demand for barrels back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339325)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,....,.,..,.,.,.,

that's my last name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340412)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (βœ…πŸ‘)

I'd like to be named Tiger.

"Hi, Tiger, Steve Tiger, how are you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339330)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: lib-qaeda

You mean after Hitler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339366)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (βœ…πŸ‘)

Goebbels would be up there

"Hi, Mike Goebbels here, do you have a table for tonight?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339382)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Candy Ride

I know a super hot chick whose last name is Goebbels. She is 100 percent German and super active in her local German heritage club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339512)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Mr Right (Paralegal Jesus of Nazareth)

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339933)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

Glasscock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339380)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Mr Right (Paralegal Jesus of Nazareth)

pronounced 'glawzkik'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339935)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


that star hockey player named Satan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339407)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: hung stud

Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339500)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


in the US, Bradford, Standish, and Alden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339507)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Goldman. Possibly Rubenstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339634)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Rubinstein is a surname of Ashkenazi Jews. It comes from German and Yiddish, where it means "ruby-stone".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339713)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Well who the fuck is going to argue with gold or rubies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339847)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: lfo

Eisenhower, and it's not close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339722)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (βœ…πŸ‘)

/ thread

mods, close it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339727)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Much better to use the proper German spelling, Eisenhauer, not the TTT anglicized version

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340089)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: lfo

If you wanna dunk on the author of Operation Overlord you can get back to your duck sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340112)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

This sounds right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340417)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

St. John (pronounced Sinjin).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339856)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Significant Anal Pain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339868)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: fascinating discourse

I forgot what this is from…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339907)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339953)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Pumonymous

The "Sinjin" pronunciation is mainly used if it's a first name, like St John Powell in Mad Men.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_John_(name)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340062)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

lol I thought this guy's name was St. John St. John at first.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_John_St_John,_1st_Baronet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340285)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Surgeon Sinjin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340390)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Al Saud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339894)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: fascinating discourse

Cavendish. Like the bananana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339908)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340064)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Mr Right (Paralegal Jesus of Nazareth)

Subramaniam, and it is not even to be close to you saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339929)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Thank you for poasting the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340092)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Featherstonhaugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339934)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (βœ…πŸ‘)

According to Plum Lines, the journal of the P. G. Wodehouse Society, The BBC Pronunciation Dictionary of the British Isles (1983) gives the primary pronunciation of 'Featherston-haw', but also lists alternative pronunciations 'Fanshaw', 'Feston-haw', 'Feeson-hay', and 'Feerston-haw',

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339946)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

You can say Fink-Nottle here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339959)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Paralegal Six Nine

Kornfukker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339937)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: chadgpt-6

Legalus Severanza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339948)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Orion Kerkering's Panic Attack

Shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49339972)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rothschild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340042)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340079)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,...,.,....................,


Longbottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340166)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Zappin is up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340416)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340541)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Mr Right (Paralegal Jesus of Nazareth)

Einstein is pretty kikalicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340580)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Sup Bob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340601)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

None.

E.g., King Charles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340585)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Pumonymous

King Charles’s surname is Mountbatten-Windsor.

https://www.royal.uk/royal-family-name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340652)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340655)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Link? I don’t see it written anywhere that the king loses his surname upon becoming king

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340681)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: hung stud

Hyphenated last name is per se ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340688)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Lots of noblemen have them. They’re one of those things that are “both prestigious and prole.” Prestigious if you’re from an aristocratic family and prole if it’s just because the shrew wife won’t take her husband’s last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340734)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: luke screenwatcher (luis)

Patel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340690)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Patel?! Ravidam Patel?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785030&forum_id=2#49340739)