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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Exhilarant theater mental disorder
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Primrose depressive
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Primrose depressive
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Exhilarant theater mental disorder
  01/05/26
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Exhilarant theater mental disorder
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Exhilarant theater mental disorder
  01/06/26
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Very Tactful Sooty Goyim
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
stimulating bright candlestick maker
  01/06/26
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Indecent Geriatric Fortuitous Meteor Doctorate
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
mauve underhanded pozpig deer antler
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Wonderful menage milk
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/06/26
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Bateful pale station ratface
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
mauve underhanded pozpig deer antler
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Wonderful menage milk
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Wonderful menage milk
  01/06/26
Lmao
Exhilarant theater mental disorder
  01/06/26
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Cyan ceo
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
maniacal excitant den sound barrier
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Primrose depressive
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater mental disorder

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Primrose depressive

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Primrose depressive

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater mental disorder

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater mental disorder

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Very Tactful Sooty Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: stimulating bright candlestick maker

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Indecent Geriatric Fortuitous Meteor Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: mauve underhanded pozpig deer antler

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Wonderful menage milk

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Bateful pale station ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: mauve underhanded pozpig deer antler

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Wonderful menage milk

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: godawful provocative rehab keepsake machete

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Wonderful menage milk

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater mental disorder

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Cyan ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: maniacal excitant den sound barrier

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Primrose depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)