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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
citrine roommate
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
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azure swashbuckling gas station
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
cordovan people who are hurt genital piercing
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Adventurous Mischievous State
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
vivacious locale
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Adventurous Mischievous State
  04/24/26
Link?
vivacious locale
  04/24/26
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citrine roommate
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Arousing parlour mood
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
painfully honest umber church factory reset button
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Arousing parlour mood
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
stirring gunner
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Passionate tripping jewess hospital
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
dashing twinkling uncleanness
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Cobalt garrison
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Supple clear jew
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razzle-dazzle dilemma
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Supple clear jew
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
painfully honest umber church factory reset button
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
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  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: citrine roommate

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Nubile purple immigrant ticket booth

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: azure swashbuckling gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: cordovan people who are hurt genital piercing

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Adventurous Mischievous State

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: vivacious locale

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Adventurous Mischievous State

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: vivacious locale

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: citrine roommate

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Arousing parlour mood

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: painfully honest umber church factory reset button

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing parlour mood

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: stirring gunner

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Passionate tripping jewess hospital

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: dashing twinkling uncleanness

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Cobalt garrison

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Supple clear jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Supple clear jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: painfully honest umber church factory reset button

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: cordovan people who are hurt genital piercing

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839738)