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Gunner. No wife. No kid. No career.

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Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/15/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg
racy box office knife
  11/16/25
No friends. No debt paid off. No pet. No travel of merit. N...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/15/25
No classes taught. No assets accumulated. No travel. No dr...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/15/25
imagine being such a wound up, clown haired, insecure fag yo...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/15/25
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rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin
  11/15/25
Csb loser
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/15/25
you didn't deny anything he said though
Charismatic athletic conference juggernaut
  11/15/25
i have a pet! several!
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
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Excitant harsh famous landscape painting
  11/16/25
Imagine spending four years in Columbus
Galvanic amber place of business death wish
  11/16/25
better than ann arbor schizoid
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
lol no one thinks this
Galvanic amber place of business death wish
  11/16/25
"its considered pretty high up there amongst state scho...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
Who are you quoting gunnerattt?
Galvanic amber place of business death wish
  11/16/25
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Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/15/25
You don't have any of these things either though lol You'...
Boyish shrine macaca
  11/15/25
hey man he's got his poetry
rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin
  11/16/25
and an imported oriental squanchhoal
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
So you are a pedophile to boot.
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/16/25
[mispoasted]
rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin
  11/16/25
now thats what i call projection vol. 37
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
extraordinary
racy box office knife
  11/16/25
Turn your monitor on
Unholy Tanning Salon Faggotry
  11/16/25
You likewise have no wife no kid and no career Tsinah. Plus...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/16/25
You sure about that big guy? Run another LexisNexis search.
rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin
  11/16/25
I’m sure. 👍.
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/16/25
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Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/16/25
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idiotic fuchsia cumskin brethren
  11/16/25
you don't have a child and with a non functioning cock you c...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
why u two are so rude if u dont even knowing each other irl
marvelous tantric stag film
  11/16/25
he creates threads like this constantly and other retardatio...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
Glad you admit you are harassing me.
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
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turquoise halford
  11/16/25
None of that is true but what’s your excuse? No child ...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
stop raping children, chris
mint metal sanctuary voyeur
  11/16/25
The world needs some employee lawyers to do the little thing...
costumed pocket flask
  11/16/25
you spent hundreds of hours on tsinahs cc debt for a nuisanc...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
That wasn't me and why do you think ZZZ spent hundreds of ho...
costumed pocket flask
  11/16/25
because you're very stupid and cslg and epah have both comme...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
It’s pretty striking that cslg dropped his “I re...
Beta people who are hurt garrison
  11/16/25
wow. he's always superficially positive even about RSF
Vivacious Jewess
  11/16/25
true that's really saying something. i don't blame him. he t...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
I don’t get his pro-Jew shit lately. Is he being sarca...
Beta people who are hurt garrison
  11/16/25
this is true for many poasters
Lavender impressive associate
  11/16/25
claims he went to Columbia but loses his mind if you insult ...
Galvanic amber place of business death wish
  11/16/25
That's *THE* OSU, pleb
turquoise halford
  11/16/25
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insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
gunnerattt is this true?
Galvanic amber place of business death wish
  11/16/25
I’m not sure how you figured out gunner was rsf but th...
Beta people who are hurt garrison
  11/16/25
gunnerattt free subthread
Galvanic amber place of business death wish
  11/16/25
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racy box office knife
  11/16/25
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insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
he's probably pissed at me for confirming, but people obviou...
Beta people who are hurt garrison
  11/16/25
yeah youre not coming to any Sooo CR ski trips now breh
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/16/25
i'd like to rip off your boxer shorts and lick you for hours
Beta people who are hurt garrison
  11/16/25
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arousing rusted legal warrant
  11/16/25
let me get this straight, SP has adopted the moniker "C...
racy box office knife
  11/16/25
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Slate fat ankles
  11/17/25
This describes most xo poasters RSF benzo butt cheeks ...
ultramarine soul-stirring forum nibblets
  11/16/25
not everybody can be a quotemo
turquoise halford
  11/16/25
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idiotic fuchsia cumskin brethren
  11/16/25
RSF isn't a 40 something associate.
costumed pocket flask
  11/16/25
the squancher is pushing 60
rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin
  11/17/25
Nowhere near 60 and I am a law firm partner. As I’ve ...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
*principal
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/17/25
I am literally a partner. You can call it what you want.
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
you are literally not a partner according to your firm profi...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/17/25
? You need to touch grass bro. We’ve been busy as h...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
you started claiming you were partner before they uploaded a...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/17/25
SP has so much demand he doesn't need a fancy website profil...
costumed pocket flask
  11/17/25
BP Tsinah …
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
holy shit gunneratttt is DONE HERE
Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage
  11/16/25
SP: no balls
Exhilarant thirsty lettuce corner
  11/17/25
Speaking of no career no kids no wife — what’s y...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
wait i thought rsf was me? have you given up on that accusat...
insanely creepy insane parlor
  11/17/25
Why don’t you have a career a wife a kid?
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
are you high at work again?
rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin
  11/17/25
I have never been high at work. Are you snorting adderall ...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
seriously though dude being proud of your career is super cr...
Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage
  11/17/25
lol no
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
sorry man, but that's how it works
Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage
  11/17/25
I made over a million dollars this year from my practice. T...
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
no, boasting about making a million dollars is pathetic man....
Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage
  11/17/25
Fuck
Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
i disagree, $1m is cr. congrats. i should come in around $60...
Beta people who are hurt garrison
  11/17/25
$1 million is perfectly cr. if you want to make a big show ...
Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage
  11/17/25
yes, i agree (maybe would lower the number to $5m) although ...
Beta people who are hurt garrison
  11/17/25
Well we know your excuse for no kids is that you're a eunuch...
Exhilarant thirsty lettuce corner
  11/18/25
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Opaque cracking meetinghouse nowag
  11/17/25
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Splenetic Light Ceo Ape
  11/17/25
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Of living deaths, dear wounds, fair storms, and fr
  12/03/25
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Of living deaths, dear wounds, fair storms, and fr
  12/03/25


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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434517)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: racy box office knife

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435012)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

No friends. No debt paid off. No pet. No travel of merit. No publication. No courtroom success. No presentation. No home free and clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434522)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

No classes taught. No assets accumulated. No travel. No dreams realized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434526)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

imagine being such a wound up, clown haired, insecure fag you triple poast this mania on a Saturday night lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434704)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434720)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

Csb loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434796)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Charismatic athletic conference juggernaut

you didn't deny anything he said though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434816)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

i have a pet! several!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434830)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Excitant harsh famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434938)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Galvanic amber place of business death wish

Imagine spending four years in Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434876)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 6:08 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

better than ann arbor schizoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435037)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Galvanic amber place of business death wish

lol no one thinks this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435140)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

"its considered pretty high up there amongst state schools!"

lol. just fucking lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435145)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Galvanic amber place of business death wish

Who are you quoting gunnerattt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435163)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434800)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: Boyish shrine macaca

You don't have any of these things either though lol

You're a 50 something associate at a shitlaw firm with a mail order purchased wife from overseas and an "adopted" kid you also purchased from overseas

Unreal man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434819)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin

hey man he's got his poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434847)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

and an imported oriental squanchhoal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434853)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

So you are a pedophile to boot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434867)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin

[mispoasted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434870)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

now thats what i call projection vol. 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435038)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: racy box office knife

extraordinary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435532)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Unholy Tanning Salon Faggotry

Turn your monitor on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435076)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

You likewise have no wife no kid and no career Tsinah. Plus what kind of retard goes to law school in Florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434864)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin

You sure about that big guy? Run another LexisNexis search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434872)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

I’m sure. 👍.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434922)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49434861)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: idiotic fuchsia cumskin brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435008)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

you don't have a child and with a non functioning cock you cannot consumate a marriage and so you dont really have a wife either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435040)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: marvelous tantric stag film

why u two are so rude if u dont even knowing each other irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435041)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 6:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

he creates threads like this constantly and other retardation bullshit like accusing people of being celebrities that are harassing him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435042)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

Glad you admit you are harassing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438736)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: turquoise halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435066)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

None of that is true but what’s your excuse? No child no wife no career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438732)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: mint metal sanctuary voyeur

stop raping children, chris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435071)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: costumed pocket flask

The world needs some employee lawyers to do the little things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435161)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

you spent hundreds of hours on tsinahs cc debt for a nuisance settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435168)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: costumed pocket flask

That wasn't me and why do you think ZZZ spent hundreds of hours? How slow are you at doing anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435211)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

because you're very stupid and cslg and epah have both commented on it.

it would take me zero hours because i would not spend any time litigating such a small matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435214)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beta people who are hurt garrison

It’s pretty striking that cslg dropped his “I really like this guy” *damns with faint praise* schtick to straight up say zzz was the worst lawyer he’s ever seen. Bear in mind he goes up against lots of ID lawyers, many of whom are borderline-retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435335)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Vivacious Jewess

wow. he's always superficially positive even about RSF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435343)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

true that's really saying something. i don't blame him. he tried to mentor candy ride and after the relationship fell apart he started calling him a kike and shit here. there's nothing more despicable than a hypocritical ingrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435347)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Beta people who are hurt garrison

I don’t get his pro-Jew shit lately. Is he being sarcastic? It’s hard to tell on the internet, esp with autistic people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435403)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Lavender impressive associate

this is true for many poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435162)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Galvanic amber place of business death wish

claims he went to Columbia but loses his mind if you insult OSU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435166)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: turquoise halford

That's *THE* OSU, pleb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435172)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435173)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Galvanic amber place of business death wish

gunnerattt is this true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435322)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Beta people who are hurt garrison

I’m not sure how you figured out gunner was rsf but there’s no point to the facade anymore. I hung out with him in MFH last week when I was there for work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435452)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Galvanic amber place of business death wish

gunnerattt free subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435534)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: racy box office knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435608)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435863)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Beta people who are hurt garrison

he's probably pissed at me for confirming, but people obviously know already so whatever. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435957)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

yeah youre not coming to any Sooo CR ski trips now breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435967)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Beta people who are hurt garrison

i'd like to rip off your boxer shorts and lick you for hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435970)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: arousing rusted legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435917)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: racy box office knife

let me get this straight, SP has adopted the moniker "Creator & Destroyer" and this has not been remarked upon yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435528)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Slate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438213)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: ultramarine soul-stirring forum nibblets

This describes most xo poasters

RSF

benzo

butt cheeks

and like a dozen others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435533)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: turquoise halford

not everybody can be a quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435593)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: idiotic fuchsia cumskin brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435600)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: costumed pocket flask

RSF isn't a 40 something associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435605)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin

the squancher is pushing 60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49437694)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

Nowhere near 60 and I am a law firm partner. As I’ve said many times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438731)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

*principal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438735)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

I am literally a partner. You can call it what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438749)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

you are literally not a partner according to your firm profile that was recently updated. there are people there with the title of partner, which you do not have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438843)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

? You need to touch grass bro.

We’ve been busy as hell and updating titles on websites is trivial vanity.

You are right. We should remove the partner appellation from people who aren’t partners any more given WE BOUGHT THE FIRM as there is legal consequence to calling someone a partner now. And in so doing we should call ourselves partners, if that makes sense given current hiring needs and how transparent we want to be.

But I assure you I am a partner. My loan note and partnership agreement consigned with other owners confirms it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438862)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

you started claiming you were partner before they uploaded a whole fucking video of you. so this isn't a matter of just being "too busy."

i believe it's possible you and your firm are dogshit and lack attention to detail which is why One Million Dollars also remained on your profile. every firm worth its salt does keep the firm bios up to date. especially when it comes to promotions as having a better title will make you look better.

so there's two possibilities:

1) you are not a partner

2) you are so inconsequential and/or your firm is so shitty that they didn't even both updating your title when they updated your bio to add your video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438878)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: costumed pocket flask

SP has so much demand he doesn't need a fancy website profile to bring in business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438943)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

BP

Tsinah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438166)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage

holy shit gunneratttt is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49435939)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant thirsty lettuce corner

SP: no balls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438169)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

Speaking of no career no kids no wife — what’s your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438728)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy insane parlor

wait i thought rsf was me? have you given up on that accusation now detective?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438730)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

Why don’t you have a career a wife a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438754)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: rambunctious ocher crackhouse turdskin

are you high at work again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438802)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

I have never been high at work.

Are you snorting adderall again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438864)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage

seriously though dude being proud of your career is super cringe unless you're really a big shot (and you ain't)

wife only counts if she's your hometown childhood sweetheart. kids only count if they're biologically yours with said wife, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438746)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438750)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage

sorry man, but that's how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438756)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

I made over a million dollars this year from my practice. That’s good, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438766)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage

no, boasting about making a million dollars is pathetic man. come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438790)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438794)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Beta people who are hurt garrison

i disagree, $1m is cr. congrats. i should come in around $600k this year, and that isn't even including my origination bonus, which will be paid out next year (looks like it'll be $75-100k).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438962)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Flatulent honey-headed old irish cottage

$1 million is perfectly cr. if you want to make a big show of being better then other people though you need more like $10 million annually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438980)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Beta people who are hurt garrison

yes, i agree (maybe would lower the number to $5m) although i don't think you should lord your salary over anyone. it's bad form.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49439027)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant thirsty lettuce corner

Well we know your excuse for no kids is that you're a eunuch who can never father children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49439894)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Opaque cracking meetinghouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438797)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Splenetic Light Ceo Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49438969)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Of living deaths, dear wounds, fair storms, and fr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49480590)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Of living deaths, dear wounds, fair storms, and fr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&forum_id=2#49481556)