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hairless dilemma
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taking ?s
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hairless dilemma
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the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in...
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180 enjoyed this
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Comical Mother Crackhouse
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180. Totally believable too. It's amazing how long som...
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Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made som...
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irradiated associate alpha
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ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot
Frum dark institution degenerate
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Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing an...
Rusted Hospital
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Jesus Christ. . .
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bat shit crazy contagious property psychic
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amazing, and believeable
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*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*
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then he got severance until february do NOT let these fuc...
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Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really ...
Haunting elastic band
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All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about...
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biglaw partners HATE him
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mind-boggling university fortuitous meteor
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tell us how it went down
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he did tho
aquamarine heady business firm
  05/06/15
When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave ...
vengeful soul-stirring skinny woman orchestra pit
  02/03/15
Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was...
Internet-worthy bisexual garrison roast beef
  02/03/15
I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing s...
vengeful soul-stirring skinny woman orchestra pit
  02/03/15
tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute...
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Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punc...
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lol
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lol
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"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call h...
vibrant hairy legs locus
  07/13/18
I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned...
purple demanding international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  02/03/15
One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle o...
unholy coral temple death wish
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My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice...
jade diverse heaven
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1. They obviously never would 2. Sounds unenforceable anywa...
purple demanding international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  02/03/15
for what damages?
aggressive range
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Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up ...
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titcq
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I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out m...
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please give me more details on giving notice via email
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saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting se...
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lol 180
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chartreuse market multi-billionaire
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Need to know what was going through this guy's head.
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girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returne...
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A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of...
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Sticky apoplectic pisswyrm state
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Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out
Mauve idiotic water buffalo
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Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. Th...
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Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave ...
Haunting elastic band
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what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?
Silver spectacular feces double fault
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Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Qui...
Haunting elastic band
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Holy fucking shit not flame http://abovethelaw.com/2008/0...
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Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday
Haunting elastic band
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yea but they let you wear jeans to the office
Lemon whorehouse
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Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?
bonkers swollen newt
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*plans weekend getaway* *updates deal list*
Maize glittery tank
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not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is re...
arrogant field dopamine
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that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pa...
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knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck th...
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At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit ...
racy kitchen
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come on
chartreuse market multi-billionaire
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seriously he lost his shit.
racy kitchen
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I hope they make him partner at least
unholy coral temple death wish
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Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was w...
Haunting elastic band
  05/06/15
did he have an exit op?
chartreuse market multi-billionaire
  05/06/15
Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.
Haunting elastic band
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right...so what do they do?
chartreuse market multi-billionaire
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Usually Pattaya
Haunting elastic band
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come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw,...
chartreuse market multi-billionaire
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lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time re...
Nubile Prole
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:( (4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)
chartreuse market multi-billionaire
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Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The f...
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hairless dilemma
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One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he is...
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chartreuse market multi-billionaire
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Costumed chad
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I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I...
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he hot?
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No.
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associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. wit...
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I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harde...
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whts he du now?
chartreuse market multi-billionaire
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uses Pizza Tracker
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Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two fri...
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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: hairless dilemma



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon toaster

taking ?s

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: hairless dilemma

Describe

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon toaster

the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in the spring he had his office moved to be a less trafficked place by offering his spot to a more senior gunner. played it off like he had been passed over/squeezed out and had a legitimate gripe. partners stopped riding him so hard for a bit. summer program hits and he throws a few emails and public appearances w the program that cast him as a very involved recruiter, so when he started taking 3 hr lunches and dipping out at 4 or w/e it wasn't questioned out right, and he was obviously not pushing himself to turn any documents.

the first week after the end of the summer program he began to put up a series of false pretenses so that he wouldn't be staffed too hard while he made a quiet exit. I think he then scheduled/announced a 3 or 4 day weekend every weekend, with a full week thrown in there. After the end of August, people had stopped staffing him altogether. He ceased showing up at that point other than around like 10-11 (full suit) to turn on the lights and computer, look alive. then, by end of september, nothing. he claims they did not cut off his paycheck until thanksgiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245387)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: bearded flushed blood rage

180 enjoyed this

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: stirring hall



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: stimulating ivory halford



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Vermilion Cowardly Nursing Home Lettuce

what a fucking hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245418)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Mischievous Background Story



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Comical Mother Crackhouse

180

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: unholy coral temple death wish

180.

Totally believable too. It's amazing how long some people hang around. And then they fire some hard working idiot who works all nighters until his last day and you question the overall logic of the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245441)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: hateful organic girlfriend boiling water

Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made some series of crazy fuck ups like failing to cc people in the right order, or not double spacing after periods, or sometimes even using smart quotes instead of straight quotes in a document. People tend to forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248580)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: bonkers swollen newt



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: wine zombie-like masturbator school



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: irradiated associate alpha

180

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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: Frum dark institution degenerate

ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110300)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Rusted Hospital

Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing and willingness to let an ancient government website dictate the quotation marks they use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418747)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling university fortuitous meteor

Jesus Christ. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419738)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: bat shit crazy contagious property psychic



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: aggressive range

amazing, and believeable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245534)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Exciting Public Bath

*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245564)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: laughsome carmine personal credit line sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling university fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz tantric theater kitty cat

then he got severance until february

do NOT let these fuckers scare you!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27246470)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Mischievous Background Story

Flame

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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Sticky apoplectic pisswyrm state

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248621)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Territorial Giraffe Preventive Strike



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really noticed. Had several months where I billed fewer than 10 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250731)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Chrome Hot Trailer Park Hissy Fit

All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about it. The monthly hours reports are widely read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430908)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Razzle Emerald Den Nibblets

biglaw partners HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251347)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: duck-like national clown



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: dull talented dog poop



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon toaster



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: blathering magical church building



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Citrine voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110213)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: blathering magical church building



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling university fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: laughsome carmine personal credit line sweet tailpipe

tell us how it went down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245332)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: aquamarine heady business firm

he did tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833899)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring skinny woman orchestra pit

When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave her "notice" the very day that bonuses went into the account that she was starting at another firm the next day. I thought this was a 180 move and imagined it from her perspective-- every morning, she woke up and checked her bank account, only to find out that the bonus had not been deposited yet and therefore she was waiting at least one more day to give "notice." Finally, the fateful day came. She came in, told the managing partner she was leaving, and bailed at like 11 AM.

The managing partner was furious and raised the possibility with general counsel of trying to reverse the deposit into her bank account (!!!). I was aware of these rumors swirling and, on the sly, told her that just in case she should probably tell her bank that her checkbook was stolen and to change her account number, or something like that. Reportedly, though, the general counsel shot this idea down.

The best part? Obviously, the lack of notice meant that there was no time to transition her matters, one of which was some bullshit "business development" article that was due in like two months. The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245352)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bisexual garrison roast beef

Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was told by an associate I was working with that her last day was Friday on, like, a Wednesday or Thursday. I'm a mid-level; once it was a junior, another time it was a senior, but it was infuriating. I have no sympathy for the firm, but that stuff can really screw other associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245382)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring skinny woman orchestra pit

I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing should be done in a way that doesn't screw over other associates. This phenomena is just one of the many things that happens because of the shitty coworkers you have in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245401)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: ruddy theatre friendly grandma

tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute shit, artificial deadlines, shitboomer partners fucking up, etc. an associate departing w/o notice isn't a major concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245411)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bisexual garrison roast beef

Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punched in the face five times, even if being punched in the face five times sucks enough on its own.

Fucked up partners and clients are out of my hands, but at least the other associates could try to avoid making things worse, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245528)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling university fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419903)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Comical Mother Crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245417)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: vibrant hairy legs locus

"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame. "

admit it, you were that associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418753)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: purple demanding international law enforcement agency toilet seat

I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned and never returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: unholy coral temple death wish

One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle of a deal after getting yelled at by a partner, never returned. Resurfaced a few months later at Kirkland or some other sweatshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245428)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: jade diverse heaven

My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice they can and will sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245511)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: purple demanding international law enforcement agency toilet seat

1. They obviously never would

2. Sounds unenforceable anyway - and what the fuck would the damages be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245552)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: aggressive range

for what damages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245555)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Exciting Public Bath

Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up for the next 30 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245560)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:09 AM
Author: Mauve idiotic water buffalo

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110258)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon toaster

ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248556)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: marvelous ape

l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what your shitty backoffice compliance job said in your $80,000 offer letter. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32074008)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Nofapping razzle-dazzle goyim house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430922)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: amethyst pit regret

I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out my office. Firm kissed my ass though as I went to a client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248632)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

please give me more details on giving notice via email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833111)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz tantric theater kitty cat

saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting session. partners from both sides, CFO, auditors there. he was pointing his pen at the MD&A saying "I think we'll need to put the target's fin-" and then he just stopped. calmly packed up his things, got up and walked out. fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248648)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: adventurous offensive cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248652)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: arrogant field dopamine

another scene that needs to be added to the XO biglaw movie script right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling university fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36421270)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250636)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250660)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

(Sam Seaborne)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833114)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage knife

Need to know what was going through this guy's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833141)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: impertinent area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380892)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Silver spectacular feces double fault

girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returned to work. did eventually give notice 3-4 weeks via email after her vacation was suppose to be over. i think she was getting paid the whole time too, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250656)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of months. Eventually got to the point where we hardly ever saw him. Then somebody finally discovered that he had a profile online on another firm's website, while we were still paying him! Craziest part was that we later learned he pulled the same shit on another firm when he lateraled to our firm about a year prior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250760)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: hilarious fat ankles

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251027)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Sticky apoplectic pisswyrm state

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27252075)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: Mauve idiotic water buffalo

Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110269)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Maize glittery tank

Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. The story is that he met some girl and stayed there for a few months. Firm stopped paying him after a few months (4?) and then eventually packed up his office for him. Sadly there's been so much turnover since he was around that his legend is dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250819)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave and then announced his two weeks notice his first day back. Pretty strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250844)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Silver spectacular feces double fault

what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250949)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Quinn gives you 3 days lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251065)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: sooty drunken pistol

Holy fucking shit not flame

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/03/featured-survey-results-paternity-leave/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251159)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251236)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Lemon whorehouse

yea but they let you wear jeans to the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380837)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: bonkers swollen newt

Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251099)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Maize glittery tank

*plans weekend getaway*

*updates deal list*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251130)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: arrogant field dopamine

not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is required to at least offer you 6-months paternity leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251188)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: Silver spectacular feces double fault

that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pay and 12 weeks total unpaid for men and women. 6 months would be awesome but alas not the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251221)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: dull talented dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419244)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Odious elite abode idea he suggested

knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck this" and quit at 12:30 am one night while working on something.

i know another bro who exhausted all his vacation + sick days in dec (3+ weeks) when his bonus hit his account and the gave his 2 week notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251182)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: racy kitchen

At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit and quit. he was working on some bullshit Final Pretrial Order Exchange and the biglaw partner was RIDING him day and night about the fucking thing. He than was on the phone with co-counsel going back and forth about the undisputed facts and disputed facts, exhibits, and what not.

The associate got so frazzled trying align the spacing b/c partner kept nitpicking the lining of the numbers and text he said I CANT TAKE THIS I CANT TAKE THIS and left.

they seriously called him back and had HR talk to him and like they brought in a psychologist to talk to him. It was really weird. The partner even apologized to the guy. I think they gave him like 2 extra weeks off. I guess this isn't really on point but he basically quit but got talked back into coming through brainwashing by the therapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833203)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833210)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: racy kitchen

seriously he lost his shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833237)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: unholy coral temple death wish

I hope they make him partner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381128)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Twisted gold internal respiration chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382149)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was way behind on shit and left clients hanging. Usually people give at least 2 weeks though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833215)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

did he have an exit op?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833223)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

right...so what do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833416)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Usually Pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833943)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833963)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Nubile Prole

lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time regular employment after leaving biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381043)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

:(

(4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381285)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The firm still haven't recovered from the damage he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381245)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: hairless dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27837539)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: dead piazza pocket flask

One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he issued to my client. I responded before 10am the next morning and got a bounce back that the associate no longer worked there. I don't know if he quit or was fired between 11pm and 10am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381908)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381919)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Costumed chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381931)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: dead piazza pocket flask

I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I still don't know if he quit or was fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382036)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

he hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382061)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: dead piazza pocket flask

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382089)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: fighting old irish cottage

associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. with huge project pending, partner took annual two week vacay in europe. associate used Flight Tracker to see when plane actual took off, walked down to HR, gave notice, and never returned, using sick days and personal days to eat up the two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382104)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Twisted gold internal respiration chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382160)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: irate resort

I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harder than the partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382167)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

whts he du now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382190)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: irradiated associate alpha

uses Pizza Tracker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382209)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: fighting old irish cottage

Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two friends from law school. He says he can walk to his kids sports events from the office. Bought a house. Still works hard but has achieved sanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382216)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: chartreuse market multi-billionaire

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382226)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring skinny woman orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382259)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: blathering magical church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110139)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430643)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Bossy cuck

Triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36431010)