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Ever see biglaw associate quit without notice? describe

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soul-stirring buff puppy
  02/03/15
taking ?s
mind-boggling jap
  02/03/15
Describe
soul-stirring buff puppy
  02/03/15
the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in...
mind-boggling jap
  02/03/15
180 enjoyed this
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adventurous business firm potus
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razzmatazz temple gunner
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what a fucking hero
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twinkling patrolman
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180
yellow chapel gay wizard
  02/03/15
180. Totally believable too. It's amazing how long som...
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  02/03/15
Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made som...
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Contagious Dull Quadroon
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180
galvanic gas station haunted graveyard
  07/21/15
ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot
Deep exhilarant ticket booth juggernaut
  12/11/16
Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing an...
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  07/13/18
Jesus Christ. . .
Dark doobsian alpha
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cerise locus
  07/15/18
amazing, and believeable
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  02/03/15
*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*
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Dark doobsian alpha
  07/13/18
then he got severance until february do NOT let these fuc...
drunken sticky gaming laptop becky
  02/04/15
Flame
twinkling patrolman
  05/06/15
ty
greedy turdskin
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Cruel-hearted pit hairy legs
  02/04/15
Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really ...
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  02/04/15
All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about...
unholy half-breed
  07/15/18
biglaw partners HATE him
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mind-boggling jap
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lol
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Bat Shit Crazy Stimulating Base
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Dark doobsian alpha
  07/13/18
tell us how it went down
Alcoholic codepig brethren
  02/03/15
he did tho
Cerebral mustard public bath
  05/06/15
When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave ...
Massive garrison
  02/03/15
Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was...
hyperventilating buck-toothed tank stage
  02/03/15
I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing s...
Massive garrison
  02/03/15
tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute...
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  02/03/15
Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punc...
hyperventilating buck-toothed tank stage
  02/03/15
lol
Dark doobsian alpha
  07/13/18
lol
yellow chapel gay wizard
  02/03/15
"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call h...
Copper painfully honest resort dingle berry
  07/13/18
I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned...
Excitant sickened depressive azn
  02/03/15
One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle o...
electric meetinghouse nibblets
  02/03/15
My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice...
Metal apoplectic striped hyena trust fund
  02/03/15
1. They obviously never would 2. Sounds unenforceable anywa...
Excitant sickened depressive azn
  02/03/15
for what damages?
Aromatic mewling voyeur office
  02/03/15
Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up ...
Carnelian shivering theater
  02/03/15
titcq
Big lemon milk
  12/11/16
ok man
mind-boggling jap
  02/04/15
l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what ...
spruce sneaky criminal french chef
  12/06/16
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I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out m...
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  02/04/15
please give me more details on giving notice via email
heady brunch
  05/06/15
saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting se...
drunken sticky gaming laptop becky
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another scene that needs to be added to the XO biglaw movie ...
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mind-boggling jap
  02/04/15
lol 180
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(Sam Seaborne)
heady brunch
  05/06/15
Need to know what was going through this guy's head.
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Know-it-all Glassy Box Office Volcanic Crater
  07/21/15
girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returne...
shimmering wild corner newt
  02/04/15
A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of...
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  02/04/15
lol, ty
Vigorous frozen stead hunting ground
  02/04/15
lmao
greedy turdskin
  02/04/15
Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out
Big lemon milk
  12/11/16
Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. Th...
Low-t cumskin fat ankles
  02/04/15
Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave ...
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  02/04/15
what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?
shimmering wild corner newt
  02/04/15
Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Qui...
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  02/04/15
Holy fucking shit not flame http://abovethelaw.com/2008/0...
Olive concupiscible reading party principal's office
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Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  02/04/15
yea but they let you wear jeans to the office
Amber stag film
  07/21/15
Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?
demanding hairless hall macaca
  02/04/15
*plans weekend getaway* *updates deal list*
Low-t cumskin fat ankles
  02/04/15
not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is re...
Maroon center
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that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pa...
shimmering wild corner newt
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Pearl Cracking Orchestra Pit Mediation
  07/13/18
knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck th...
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  02/04/15
At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit ...
Bipolar charcoal hell
  05/06/15
come on
heady brunch
  05/06/15
seriously he lost his shit.
Bipolar charcoal hell
  05/06/15
I hope they make him partner at least
electric meetinghouse nibblets
  07/21/15
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disgusting bbw space
  07/21/15
Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was w...
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  05/06/15
did he have an exit op?
heady brunch
  05/06/15
Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  05/06/15
right...so what do they do?
heady brunch
  05/06/15
Usually Pattaya
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
  05/06/15
come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw,...
heady brunch
  05/06/15
lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time re...
Kink-friendly university
  07/21/15
:( (4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)
heady brunch
  07/21/15
Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The f...
Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
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soul-stirring buff puppy
  05/06/15
One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he is...
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heady brunch
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I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I...
Bisexual Station Windowlicker
  07/21/15
he hot?
heady brunch
  07/21/15
No.
Bisexual Station Windowlicker
  07/21/15
associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. wit...
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disgusting bbw space
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I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harde...
Crawly dead lay mother
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whts he du now?
heady brunch
  07/21/15
uses Pizza Tracker
galvanic gas station haunted graveyard
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Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two fri...
Green church building
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heady brunch
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Massive garrison
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Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship
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Triggered
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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245310)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling jap

taking ?s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245319)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff puppy

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245326)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling jap

the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in the spring he had his office moved to be a less trafficked place by offering his spot to a more senior gunner. played it off like he had been passed over/squeezed out and had a legitimate gripe. partners stopped riding him so hard for a bit. summer program hits and he throws a few emails and public appearances w the program that cast him as a very involved recruiter, so when he started taking 3 hr lunches and dipping out at 4 or w/e it wasn't questioned out right, and he was obviously not pushing himself to turn any documents.

the first week after the end of the summer program he began to put up a series of false pretenses so that he wouldn't be staffed too hard while he made a quiet exit. I think he then scheduled/announced a 3 or 4 day weekend every weekend, with a full week thrown in there. After the end of August, people had stopped staffing him altogether. He ceased showing up at that point other than around like 10-11 (full suit) to turn on the lights and computer, look alive. then, by end of september, nothing. he claims they did not cut off his paycheck until thanksgiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245387)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed abode pozpig

180 enjoyed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245409)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: adventurous business firm potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245414)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz temple gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245416)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: silver geriatric faggotry heaven

what a fucking hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245418)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: twinkling patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833384)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: yellow chapel gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245430)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: electric meetinghouse nibblets

180.

Totally believable too. It's amazing how long some people hang around. And then they fire some hard working idiot who works all nighters until his last day and you question the overall logic of the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245441)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: coral range lettuce

Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made some series of crazy fuck ups like failing to cc people in the right order, or not double spacing after periods, or sometimes even using smart quotes instead of straight quotes in a document. People tend to forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248580)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: demanding hairless hall macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251090)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: Contagious Dull Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380724)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: galvanic gas station haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380804)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: Deep exhilarant ticket booth juggernaut

ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110300)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: pea-brained opaque private investor death wish

Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing and willingness to let an ancient government website dictate the quotation marks they use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418747)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Dark doobsian alpha

Jesus Christ. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419738)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: cerise locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430968)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: Aromatic mewling voyeur office

amazing, and believeable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245534)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Carnelian shivering theater

*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245564)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic codepig brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Dark doobsian alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419740)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: drunken sticky gaming laptop becky

then he got severance until february

do NOT let these fuckers scare you!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27246470)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: twinkling patrolman

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833390)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: greedy turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248621)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted pit hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248622)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really noticed. Had several months where I billed fewer than 10 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250731)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: unholy half-breed

All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about it. The monthly hours reports are widely read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430908)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Balding messiness roommate

biglaw partners HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251347)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy umber jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27252221)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Pearl Cracking Orchestra Pit Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419233)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382268)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Stimulating Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32073927)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Supple insecure den dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110213)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Stimulating Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Dark doobsian alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419733)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic codepig brethren

tell us how it went down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245332)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Cerebral mustard public bath

he did tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833899)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Massive garrison

When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave her "notice" the very day that bonuses went into the account that she was starting at another firm the next day. I thought this was a 180 move and imagined it from her perspective-- every morning, she woke up and checked her bank account, only to find out that the bonus had not been deposited yet and therefore she was waiting at least one more day to give "notice." Finally, the fateful day came. She came in, told the managing partner she was leaving, and bailed at like 11 AM.

The managing partner was furious and raised the possibility with general counsel of trying to reverse the deposit into her bank account (!!!). I was aware of these rumors swirling and, on the sly, told her that just in case she should probably tell her bank that her checkbook was stolen and to change her account number, or something like that. Reportedly, though, the general counsel shot this idea down.

The best part? Obviously, the lack of notice meant that there was no time to transition her matters, one of which was some bullshit "business development" article that was due in like two months. The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245352)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating buck-toothed tank stage

Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was told by an associate I was working with that her last day was Friday on, like, a Wednesday or Thursday. I'm a mid-level; once it was a junior, another time it was a senior, but it was infuriating. I have no sympathy for the firm, but that stuff can really screw other associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245382)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Massive garrison

I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing should be done in a way that doesn't screw over other associates. This phenomena is just one of the many things that happens because of the shitty coworkers you have in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245401)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: frisky diverse coldplay fan point

tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute shit, artificial deadlines, shitboomer partners fucking up, etc. an associate departing w/o notice isn't a major concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245411)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating buck-toothed tank stage

Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punched in the face five times, even if being punched in the face five times sucks enough on its own.

Fucked up partners and clients are out of my hands, but at least the other associates could try to avoid making things worse, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245528)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Dark doobsian alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419903)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: yellow chapel gay wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245417)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Copper painfully honest resort dingle berry

"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame. "

admit it, you were that associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418753)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Excitant sickened depressive azn

I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned and never returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: electric meetinghouse nibblets

One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle of a deal after getting yelled at by a partner, never returned. Resurfaced a few months later at Kirkland or some other sweatshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245428)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Metal apoplectic striped hyena trust fund

My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice they can and will sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245511)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Excitant sickened depressive azn

1. They obviously never would

2. Sounds unenforceable anyway - and what the fuck would the damages be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245552)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Aromatic mewling voyeur office

for what damages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245555)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Carnelian shivering theater

Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up for the next 30 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245560)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:09 AM
Author: Big lemon milk

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110258)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling jap

ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248556)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: spruce sneaky criminal french chef

l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what your shitty backoffice compliance job said in your $80,000 offer letter. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32074008)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430922)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine affirmative action trailer park

I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out my office. Firm kissed my ass though as I went to a client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248632)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: heady brunch

please give me more details on giving notice via email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833111)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: drunken sticky gaming laptop becky

saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting session. partners from both sides, CFO, auditors there. he was pointing his pen at the MD&A saying "I think we'll need to put the target's fin-" and then he just stopped. calmly packed up his things, got up and walked out. fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248648)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: hairraiser sex offender circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248652)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Maroon center

another scene that needs to be added to the XO biglaw movie script right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Dark doobsian alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36421270)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250636)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Ruddy Laughsome Tanning Salon Police Squad

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250660)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: heady brunch

(Sam Seaborne)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833114)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Translucent Church

Need to know what was going through this guy's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833141)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Know-it-all Glassy Box Office Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380892)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: shimmering wild corner newt

girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returned to work. did eventually give notice 3-4 weeks via email after her vacation was suppose to be over. i think she was getting paid the whole time too, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250656)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of months. Eventually got to the point where we hardly ever saw him. Then somebody finally discovered that he had a profile online on another firm's website, while we were still paying him! Craziest part was that we later learned he pulled the same shit on another firm when he lateraled to our firm about a year prior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250760)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Vigorous frozen stead hunting ground

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251027)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: greedy turdskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27252075)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: Big lemon milk

Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110269)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Low-t cumskin fat ankles

Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. The story is that he met some girl and stayed there for a few months. Firm stopped paying him after a few months (4?) and then eventually packed up his office for him. Sadly there's been so much turnover since he was around that his legend is dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250819)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave and then announced his two weeks notice his first day back. Pretty strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250844)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: shimmering wild corner newt

what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250949)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Quinn gives you 3 days lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251065)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Olive concupiscible reading party principal's office

Holy fucking shit not flame

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/03/featured-survey-results-paternity-leave/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251159)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251236)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Amber stag film

yea but they let you wear jeans to the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380837)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: demanding hairless hall macaca

Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251099)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Low-t cumskin fat ankles

*plans weekend getaway*

*updates deal list*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251130)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Maroon center

not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is required to at least offer you 6-months paternity leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251188)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: shimmering wild corner newt

that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pay and 12 weeks total unpaid for men and women. 6 months would be awesome but alas not the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251221)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Pearl Cracking Orchestra Pit Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419244)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: provocative obsidian native

knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck this" and quit at 12:30 am one night while working on something.

i know another bro who exhausted all his vacation + sick days in dec (3+ weeks) when his bonus hit his account and the gave his 2 week notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251182)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Bipolar charcoal hell

At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit and quit. he was working on some bullshit Final Pretrial Order Exchange and the biglaw partner was RIDING him day and night about the fucking thing. He than was on the phone with co-counsel going back and forth about the undisputed facts and disputed facts, exhibits, and what not.

The associate got so frazzled trying align the spacing b/c partner kept nitpicking the lining of the numbers and text he said I CANT TAKE THIS I CANT TAKE THIS and left.

they seriously called him back and had HR talk to him and like they brought in a psychologist to talk to him. It was really weird. The partner even apologized to the guy. I think they gave him like 2 extra weeks off. I guess this isn't really on point but he basically quit but got talked back into coming through brainwashing by the therapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833203)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: heady brunch

come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833210)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Bipolar charcoal hell

seriously he lost his shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833237)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: electric meetinghouse nibblets

I hope they make him partner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381128)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: disgusting bbw space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382149)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was way behind on shit and left clients hanging. Usually people give at least 2 weeks though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833215)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: heady brunch

did he have an exit op?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833223)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: heady brunch

right...so what do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833416)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Usually Pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833943)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: heady brunch

come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833963)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly university

lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time regular employment after leaving biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381043)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: heady brunch

:(

(4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381285)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship

Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The firm still haven't recovered from the damage he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381245)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27837539)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Station Windowlicker

One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he issued to my client. I responded before 10am the next morning and got a bounce back that the associate no longer worked there. I don't know if he quit or was fired between 11pm and 10am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381908)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: heady brunch

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381919)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: useless people who are hurt mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381931)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Station Windowlicker

I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I still don't know if he quit or was fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382036)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: heady brunch

he hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382061)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: Bisexual Station Windowlicker

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382089)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Green church building

associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. with huge project pending, partner took annual two week vacay in europe. associate used Flight Tracker to see when plane actual took off, walked down to HR, gave notice, and never returned, using sick days and personal days to eat up the two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382104)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: disgusting bbw space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382160)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Crawly dead lay mother

I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harder than the partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382167)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: heady brunch

whts he du now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382190)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: galvanic gas station haunted graveyard

uses Pizza Tracker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382209)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Green church building

Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two friends from law school. He says he can walk to his kids sports events from the office. Bought a house. Still works hard but has achieved sanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382216)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: heady brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382226)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Massive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382259)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Stimulating Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110139)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Godawful Harsh Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430643)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pontificating prole

Triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36431010)