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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:15 PM Author: Deranged parlor Married, nice wife, but I want to make up for lost time. Suggestions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143264) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:05 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino Doesn't seem like that would help much. Guys without pictures get almost no responses, and if he puts a picture up he's likely to be found by someone who knows him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143534) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:07 PM Author: Appetizing base Whatever, chicks are beating down my door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143547) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:09 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino Yes, yes, we know, married guy got a few winks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143557) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:09 PM Author: Appetizing base Several illiterate women also e-mailed me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143560) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:10 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino Yeah, but those ones probably just want to make $50.
(kidding, kidding) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:29 PM Author: Appetizing base I think if you list your income as $150,000+ in [redacted] women will e-mail you even without a picture, because, HOLY SHIT, ITS A MAN WITH A JOB! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143678) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:33 PM Author: Appetizing base True.
Just understand its going to be 33 year old divorcees e-mailing you and not 22-year old swimsuit model virgins. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:07 PM Author: Flirting ratface community account what if he put up a pic, but with groucho glasses and a fake stache (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143550) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2009 8:42 AM Author: hilarious vigorous parlour degenerate Then the ghost of Eden Hartford would contact him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148558) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM Author: Hairraiser plaza shitlib He doesn't need to put a pic in his profile. He can just attach it to chat twitter blogs he sends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143694) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:32 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino Doesn't dispell the suspicion he's married. I know a lot of girls who won't respond to pictureless profiles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143701) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:32 PM Author: Hairraiser plaza shitlib why would girls care? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143703) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:34 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino 1. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher he's married or has a girlfriend.
2. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher it's not him.
3. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher he's weirded out by internet dating, and people who are weirded out by internet dating but who try to do it anyway are always trainwrecks. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:35 PM Author: Appetizing base Not sure I understand 2. 3 maybe.
1 for sure. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino Eh, 2's probably speculative, but I've noticed guys without profile pictures who offer other pics tend to send fuzzy, old-looking ones. Perhaps it's just people who can't upload properly (a sure sign of an old or a dumb)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143731) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino OMG internet dating is for losers and I'd die if anyone thought I did it. What would my boss think? I could miss out on that promotion? Wait, but I haven't worked up the nerve to talk to a real girl since my wife left me in '99. I know, I'll put up one but not have a picture on it, and we can make up a whimsical storry about how we met at the dogpark! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143739) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM Author: Hairraiser plaza shitlib sounds alright/standard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143746) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed Milk what about putting up a picture of a guy who looks like him, but isn't? that way the wife will recognize it's not him, but the new chicks online won't be able to tell that it isn't the same person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143969) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:33 PM Author: Appetizing base So are you saying they probably no I'm married at this point and are DTF for a steak dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143706) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:35 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino Oh, dear, now I've encouraged you.
No, you've probably just found some ones who are naive/golddigging/desperate to find someone who's funny and doesn't sound like a moron. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Appetizing base My profile would not evince that I am anything other than a moron. A moron who noshes on endangered rays, perhaps, but still a moron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143728) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Geriatric indecent casino You underrate yourself. I already know that you have a firm understanding of basic grammar and capitalization, and you generally spell correctly when not in the late stages of drunkenness. This already puts you in the top 10% of profiles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143744) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:48 AM Author: indigo erotic market I wish all women got wet for guys with a "firm understanding of basic grammar and capitalization" but unfortunately it seems to be inaccurate. Otherwise, autoadmit would not be filled with people whose sexual experience involves mainly "accidental" groping at frat parties. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148372) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:06 PM Author: fishy toilet seat filthpig if you have to ask, it probably ain't happenin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143539) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:06 PM Author: Pale zombie-like trailer park using internet is worst way. evidence stays on there forever. Why not take off the goddamn ring and go to a bar and hit on chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143545) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:49 AM Author: indigo erotic market Rings attract chicks. they want a man who other women have preselected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148374) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM Author: Appetizing base Have you tried IRL?
There are a lot of them there. Allegedly. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM Author: umber hospital Just make sure she's 100% ok with you being married. I've seen too many marriages break up because of a scorned mistress. That being said, I don't think you should do it, unless you're ok with getting divorced. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Appetizing base *hides from some chick who thinks I'm single* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143735) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM Author: umber hospital *hides from some guy who thinks I'm a chick* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143740) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM Author: Appetizing base No guy thinks you're a chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143745) |
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make sure to prominently display wedding ring
talk to women
profit |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:13 PM Author: floppy jet state credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143948) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Deranged parlor All interesting suggestions. I would love to do the bar thing and just pick up a woman, but where would we go? I obviously can't take her back to my place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143825) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:54 PM Author: pungent carnelian orchestra pit background story her place, duh
just see an escort dude |
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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:50 AM Author: concupiscible rusted potus boltzmann When so many married wives and husbands cheat, why are single people supposed to take the institution of marriage seriously??
You have Mr. Family Values Mark Sander cheating on his wife with multiple women, one of whom is the Soul Mate the gods have said he can never be with.
Why don't these people figure out their beliefs better or stop getting so militant and defensive about the institution of marriage? |
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