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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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violent menage background story
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Razzmatazz Obsidian Range
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Smoky Church Building Puppy
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Buck-toothed boyish theatre
  07/07/12
ty
Racy hyperventilating milk
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Very tactful swollen degenerate school
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
violent menage background story
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Very tactful swollen degenerate school
  05/23/12
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violent menage background story
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Very tactful swollen degenerate school
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
violent menage background story
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Very tactful swollen degenerate school
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
chocolate soggy meetinghouse
  05/23/12
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violent menage background story
  05/23/12
flame
Talented vermilion whorehouse associate
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
transparent dog poop elastic band
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
violent menage background story
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
transparent dog poop elastic band
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
violent menage background story
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Thriller university boistinker
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
violent menage background story
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Motley dopamine boltzmann
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
diverse lemon national digit ratio
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
comical submissive resort
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
maize hell
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Thriller university boistinker
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Very tactful swollen degenerate school
  05/23/12
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violent menage background story
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
comical submissive resort
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
rebellious pearl factory reset button karate
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
insanely creepy tripping plaza
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Smoky Church Building Puppy
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Adventurous Library
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
cerise church
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
beta sienna business firm clown
  05/23/12
180
sable effete garrison
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
mint psychic
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
irradiated aquamarine public bath
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Deep supple cuckoldry messiness
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
irradiated aquamarine public bath
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen
  05/23/12
ty
Racy hyperventilating milk
  05/23/12
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Federal Violent Reading Party Nursing Home
  07/15/12
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Razzmatazz Obsidian Range
  10/14/12
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Curious charcoal property
  06/24/17
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Contagious mildly autistic skinny woman
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Racy hyperventilating milk
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
brindle nudist chapel indirect expression
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Tan Roommate Doctorate
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Pearly Friendly Grandma Dragon
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Pearly Friendly Grandma Dragon
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen
  05/23/12
srsly?
Smoky Church Building Puppy
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
mint psychic
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen
  05/23/12
link?
Smoky Church Building Puppy
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Smoky Church Building Puppy
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Sepia pit goyim
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
exhilarant trailer park
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
violent menage background story
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Shaky National Security Agency Indian Lodge
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
beta sienna business firm clown
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
violent menage background story
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Charismatic House-broken Heaven
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
violent menage background story
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
diverse lemon national digit ratio
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
hideous area faggotry
  07/06/12
cr
gaped brethren temple
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
diverse lemon national digit ratio
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
hideous area faggotry
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
gaped brethren temple
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
histrionic parlour
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Khaki ladyboy coldplay fan
  07/06/12
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violent menage background story
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Pea-brained forum
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Fishy flatulent windowlicker
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Wine Aromatic Parlor
  07/15/12
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violent menage background story
  07/15/12
bullshit
Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Sepia pit goyim
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
galvanic adulterous cuckold
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
violent menage background story
  09/15/12
lol
Cobalt patrolman market
  09/15/12
you have a problem
soul-stirring clear hall
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
violent menage background story
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Silver Bespoke Principal's Office
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Smoky Church Building Puppy
  10/04/12
tcr
Emerald multi-billionaire
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Garnet trip genital piercing
  09/16/12
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Emerald multi-billionaire
  10/04/12
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violent menage background story
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
black faggot firefighter
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
violent menage background story
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
black faggot firefighter
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Racy hyperventilating milk
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
violent menage background story
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Appetizing field
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
black faggot firefighter
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Silver Bespoke Principal's Office
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
black faggot firefighter
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Chrome sex offender location
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Free-loading outnumbered laser beams codepig
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Bateful lay
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
pontificating pozpig pistol
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
exhilarant trailer park
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
multi-colored fear-inspiring volcanic crater
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
diverse lemon national digit ratio
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
diverse lemon national digit ratio
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
exhilarant trailer park
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Bateful lay
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
violent menage background story
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
violent menage background story
  03/28/14
lol idiot
at-the-ready cruise ship
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
black faggot firefighter
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
violent menage background story
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Thriller university boistinker
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
alcoholic gas station
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
aphrodisiac sick point international law enforcement agency
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Jet Dashing Boiling Water Travel Guidebook
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
abnormal french chef
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
violent menage background story
  06/24/17
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azure magical office haunted graveyard
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Overrated lascivious gaping locus
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
aphrodisiac sick point international law enforcement agency
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
violent menage background story
  06/24/17
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Overrated lascivious gaping locus
  06/24/17
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Yellow abode
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
razzle copper gunner jap
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Overrated lascivious gaping locus
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
violent menage background story
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Thriller university boistinker
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
razzle copper gunner jap
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
brindle nudist chapel indirect expression
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: violent menage background story



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Obsidian Range

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Smoky Church Building Puppy

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed boyish theatre

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Racy hyperventilating milk

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Very tactful swollen degenerate school

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: violent menage background story

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Very tactful swollen degenerate school

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: violent menage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Very tactful swollen degenerate school

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: violent menage background story

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Very tactful swollen degenerate school

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: chocolate soggy meetinghouse

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: violent menage background story



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Talented vermilion whorehouse associate

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: transparent dog poop elastic band

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: violent menage background story

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: transparent dog poop elastic band

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: violent menage background story

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Thriller university boistinker

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: violent menage background story

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Motley dopamine boltzmann

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: diverse lemon national digit ratio

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: comical submissive resort

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: maize hell

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Thriller university boistinker

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Very tactful swollen degenerate school

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: violent menage background story



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: comical submissive resort

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: rebellious pearl factory reset button karate

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy tripping plaza

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Smoky Church Building Puppy

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Adventurous Library

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: cerise church

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: beta sienna business firm clown

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: sable effete garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: mint psychic

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: irradiated aquamarine public bath

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Deep supple cuckoldry messiness

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: irradiated aquamarine public bath

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Racy hyperventilating milk

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Federal Violent Reading Party Nursing Home



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Obsidian Range



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Curious charcoal property



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Contagious mildly autistic skinny woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Racy hyperventilating milk

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: brindle nudist chapel indirect expression

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Tan Roommate Doctorate

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Pearly Friendly Grandma Dragon

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Pearly Friendly Grandma Dragon

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Smoky Church Building Puppy

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: mint psychic

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Smoky Church Building Puppy

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Smoky Church Building Puppy

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Sepia pit goyim

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: violent menage background story

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Shaky National Security Agency Indian Lodge

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: beta sienna business firm clown

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: violent menage background story

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Charismatic House-broken Heaven

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: violent menage background story

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: diverse lemon national digit ratio

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: hideous area faggotry

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: gaped brethren temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: diverse lemon national digit ratio

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: hideous area faggotry

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: gaped brethren temple

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: histrionic parlour

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Khaki ladyboy coldplay fan

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: violent menage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained forum

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Fishy flatulent windowlicker

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Wine Aromatic Parlor

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: violent menage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Bossy Kitchen

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Sepia pit goyim

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: galvanic adulterous cuckold

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: violent menage background story

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Cobalt patrolman market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring clear hall

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: violent menage background story

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Silver Bespoke Principal's Office

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Smoky Church Building Puppy

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Emerald multi-billionaire

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Garnet trip genital piercing

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Emerald multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: violent menage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: violent menage background story

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Racy hyperventilating milk

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: violent menage background story

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Appetizing field

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Silver Bespoke Principal's Office

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Chrome sex offender location

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Free-loading outnumbered laser beams codepig

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Bateful lay

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: pontificating pozpig pistol

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: multi-colored fear-inspiring volcanic crater

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: diverse lemon national digit ratio

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: diverse lemon national digit ratio

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Bateful lay

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: violent menage background story

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: violent menage background story

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready cruise ship

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: violent menage background story

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Thriller university boistinker

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: alcoholic gas station

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sick point international law enforcement agency

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Jet Dashing Boiling Water Travel Guidebook

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: abnormal french chef

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: violent menage background story

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: azure magical office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Overrated lascivious gaping locus

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sick point international law enforcement agency

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: violent menage background story

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Overrated lascivious gaping locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Yellow abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: razzle copper gunner jap

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Overrated lascivious gaping locus

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: violent menage background story

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Thriller university boistinker

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: razzle copper gunner jap

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: brindle nudist chapel indirect expression

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)