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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
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  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
Autistic parlor
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
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Splenetic address
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
Aphrodisiac theatre
  09/25/12
Israel
marvelous locale
  02/12/23
...
Indigo diverse party of the first part house
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
Racy charcoal cuck
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
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FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
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This is where TMF went wrong.
Racy charcoal cuck
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
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  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
Racy charcoal cuck
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
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1MUTHFUCKING80
cream narrow-minded associate state
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Flatulent Kitchen
  08/27/12
180
Autistic parlor
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180
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  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
Floppy naked heaven
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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...
Ocher Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Faggotry
  03/13/13
...
Lascivious Chad
  09/21/15
jfc
big garrison
  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
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  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
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  08/27/12
(Doobs)
Costumed round eye
  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
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  12/29/16
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BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
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  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
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tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
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  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
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  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
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  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
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  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
Gaped Navy Theater Stage
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
stirring brunch
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
Gaped Navy Theater Stage
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
stirring brunch
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
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  08/30/12
underrated 180
Autistic parlor
  08/31/12
credited.
cracking keepsake machete windowlicker
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
Autistic parlor
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
Racy charcoal cuck
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
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  08/27/12
...
Racy charcoal cuck
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
stirring brunch
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
marvelous locale
  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
Autistic parlor
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
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  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
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  08/27/12
...
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
  08/30/12
hilarious
Autistic parlor
  08/27/12
Lol
embarrassed to the bone boyish parlour
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
Galvanic Sinister Lodge
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
Racy charcoal cuck
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
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  08/27/12
titcr
Autistic parlor
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
Racy charcoal cuck
  08/27/12
180
Slap-happy crimson business firm
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
Grizzly irradiated reading party bbw
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
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THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
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CR
appetizing out-of-control space
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ha ha ha / oh wow
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Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
cracking keepsake machete windowlicker
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LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
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I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to ...
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...
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  12/02/14
JFC
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...
comical chapel
  08/28/12
contender for poast of the year
Slap-happy crimson business firm
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
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  08/30/12
...
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
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LOL WOW
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...
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  09/25/12
...
Slap-happy crimson business firm
  12/23/12
Wow
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lmao
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It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
stirring brunch
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
Snowy 180 main people resort
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fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
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BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
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Autistic parlor
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
cream narrow-minded associate state
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LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
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  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
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MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
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ROFLNIFICENT!!!
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so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
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...
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"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
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OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
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  12/07/16
Unacceptable fatphobia
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  02/12/23
brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
Passionate twinkling base
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
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  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
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  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
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  08/27/12
...
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
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180
Slap-happy crimson business firm
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
beady-eyed juggernaut
  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
Slap-happy crimson business firm
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
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  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
Wild legend
  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
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  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
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  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
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  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
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  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
Autistic parlor
  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
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  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
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  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
Splenetic address
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
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  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
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...
Flatulent Kitchen
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...
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you're so mean
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JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
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  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
dun self-centered church nowag
  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
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  08/28/12
Bravo.
Mildly autistic quadroon
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
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  09/28/17
"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
Dull multi-colored field philosopher-king
  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
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  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
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  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
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  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
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  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
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...
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...
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Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit
  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
appetizing out-of-control space
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
stirring brunch
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
Passionate twinkling base
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
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  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
Dull multi-colored field philosopher-king
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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...
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Splenetic address
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
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  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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  08/28/12
180
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  08/28/12
What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
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  08/29/12
...
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Flatulent Kitchen
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
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  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
beady-eyed juggernaut
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
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...
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Gold Balding Nibblets
  08/29/12
hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
Gaped Navy Theater Stage
  08/30/12
u'll need it
Ocher Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Faggotry
  08/30/12
:(
Gaped Navy Theater Stage
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
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  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
thriller free-loading newt
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
stirring brunch
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
thriller free-loading newt
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
stirring brunch
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
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  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
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  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
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no hes awesome
Gaped Navy Theater Stage
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
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  08/31/12
...
Autistic parlor
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
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  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
stirring brunch
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
Henna laughsome therapy coffee pot
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
carnelian fat ankles
  09/03/12
180, brother
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  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
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  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
stirring brunch
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
judgmental excitant ladyboy new version
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BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
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  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
Scarlet Irate Jap Kitty Cat
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
alcoholic azure boistinker
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
stirring brunch
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
Buck-toothed beta cuckold
  02/05/15
LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
  09/02/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
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  09/02/12
...
maroon piazza french chef
  12/07/16
so much win in this thread
Aphrodisiac theatre
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
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  09/25/12
*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
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  03/13/13
...
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  06/22/14
this is the greatest thing i have ever read
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Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
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same
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As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
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...
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THE BEST.
Harsh concupiscible rigpig
  06/23/14
Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
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  12/02/14
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  12/02/14
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It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
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FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard
  12/31/14
...
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  12/31/14
Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
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...
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  12/31/14
never forget.
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comical chapel
  02/15/15
every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
Motley Chestnut Box Office Incel
  02/15/15
Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
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Lascivious Chad
  07/29/15
...
Buck-toothed beta cuckold
  09/21/15
OP still my GOAT poaster.
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  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
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  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
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i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
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I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
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i missed that one.
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*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
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  10/18/15
poasting has an opportunity cost
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his words echo through eternity
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...
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I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
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'tis.
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Please cum back
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x2 - loved this poster.
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All time great
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it was Don Jr
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  12/29/16
damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
Soul-stirring Sexy Stead
  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
Puce Violent Half-breed Fanboi
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
vibrant hideous volcanic crater puppy
  09/28/17
lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
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  12/29/16
HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
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can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
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HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
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his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
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haha wow holy shit
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Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
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Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this threa...
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great bump
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I love these threads
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: stirring brunch

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Splenetic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39909863)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac theatre

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: marvelous locale

Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923560)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: Indigo diverse party of the first part house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438061)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Racy charcoal cuck

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: stirring brunch

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Grizzly irradiated reading party bbw

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Racy charcoal cuck

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: stirring brunch

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Racy charcoal cuck

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: stirring brunch

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: cream narrow-minded associate state

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Flatulent Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439160)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Tripping dashing gaming laptop potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439353)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Floppy naked heaven

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Ocher Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Faggotry



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Chad



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: big garrison

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080403)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: plum titillating indian lodge

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: stirring brunch

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Costumed round eye

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sexy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254073)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: deep market weed whacker



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Grizzly irradiated reading party bbw

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Gaped Navy Theater Stage

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Gaped Navy Theater Stage

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Gaped Navy Theater Stage

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: stirring brunch

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Theater Stage

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Slate hairraiser institution headpube

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

underrated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467365)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete windowlicker

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467398)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Racy charcoal cuck

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: stirring brunch

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Racy charcoal cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438410)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: marvelous locale

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923592)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: stirring brunch

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: exciting idiotic office knife

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457640)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438379)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone boyish parlour

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438936)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Sinister Lodge

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Racy charcoal cuck

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: stirring brunch

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438766)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Racy charcoal cuck

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy crimson business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439197)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: Grizzly irradiated reading party bbw

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: Passionate twinkling base

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441466)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: stirring brunch

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: appetizing out-of-control space

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443272)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Cerebral silver national

ha ha ha / oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443354)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete windowlicker

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: stirring brunch

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete windowlicker

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Poppy charismatic national security agency voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317922)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Fishy razzle bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844794)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: contagious lavender station mad cow disease

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: comical chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy crimson business firm

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457618)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy crimson business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655632)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy crimson business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22303162)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: tantric supple wagecucks abode

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804669)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: tantric supple wagecucks abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29151038)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: bat shit crazy corn cake school cafeteria

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Snowy 180 main people resort

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Snowy 180 main people resort

you're doing God's work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438962)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: spruce glittery hominid spot

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Autistic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467388)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: cream narrow-minded associate state

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: stirring brunch

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: cream narrow-minded associate state

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: stirring brunch

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: cream narrow-minded associate state

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Dull multi-colored field philosopher-king

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: thriller free-loading newt

...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457714)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: vibrant hideous volcanic crater puppy

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: marvelous locale

Unacceptable fatphobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923597)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling base

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling base

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy crimson business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed juggernaut

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy crimson business firm

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: french confused ceo theater

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: Wild legend

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: stirring brunch

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: Snowy 180 main people resort

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Flatulent Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439240)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Shaky Native Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439288)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Snowy 180 main people resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440889)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: tan senate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796404)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Maize Shrine Persian

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Trip bonkers azn lay

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Splenetic address

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling canary wrinkle

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455397)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: Grizzly irradiated reading party bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441394)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: provocative sound barrier plaza

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: stirring brunch

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: dun self-centered church nowag

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: stirring brunch

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic quadroon

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Poppy charismatic national security agency voyeur

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: Dull multi-colored field philosopher-king

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: appetizing out-of-control space

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457452)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: abnormal electric whorehouse turdskin

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: appetizing out-of-control space

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling base

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Dull multi-colored field philosopher-king

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Splenetic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: heady drab sneaky criminal

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Lake sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed juggernaut

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Flatulent Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed juggernaut

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: bateful wine center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Gold Balding Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Gaped Navy Theater Stage

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Ocher Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Faggotry

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Gaped Navy Theater Stage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: stirring brunch

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: thriller free-loading newt

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: thriller free-loading newt

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Grizzly irradiated reading party bbw

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: curious cocky international law enforcement agency step-uncle's house

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Theater Stage

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: Autistic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: carnelian fat ankles

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Henna laughsome therapy coffee pot

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: carnelian fat ankles

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lime crackhouse

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: spectacular cobalt property

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: judgmental excitant ladyboy new version

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: Scarlet Irate Jap Kitty Cat

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: alcoholic azure boistinker

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: stirring brunch

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beta cuckold

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: stirring brunch

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: maroon piazza french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac theatre

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz halford

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Slap-happy crimson business firm

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: mahogany misanthropic locus

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: arousing mauve famous landscape painting

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: arousing mauve famous landscape painting

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted ape mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Harsh concupiscible rigpig

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Impertinent den

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Fluffy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: flushed mental disorder queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844784)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: crawly erotic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Elite territorial principal's office

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious haunted graveyard

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Motley Chestnut Box Office Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: Passionate twinkling base

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: sick cerise prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: sick cerise prole

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: awkward exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: comical chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Motley Chestnut Box Office Incel

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beta cuckold

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Lascivious Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beta cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous offensive menage marketing idea

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Submissive cordovan jew stag film

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous offensive menage marketing idea

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Submissive cordovan jew stag film

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: vigorous offensive menage marketing idea

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Submissive cordovan jew stag film

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Puce Violent Half-breed Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: mint greedy stock car

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28805259)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Brass pocket flask corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722922)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: drunken home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28995197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: maroon piazza french chef

poasting has an opportunity cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29721772)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Circlehead

his words echo through eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722731)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: maroon piazza french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722757)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: Odious Rehab Genital Piercing

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722688)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Talented vermilion university

'tis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722718)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: fragrant point alpha



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: orange maniacal church building mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: pearl adventurous nursing home boiling water

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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: wonderful candlestick maker antidepressant drug

x2 - loved this poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080681)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cruise ship

All time great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080760)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: lemon dilemma generalized bond

it was Don Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080758)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: Puce Violent Half-breed Fanboi



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sexy Stead

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: Puce Violent Half-breed Fanboi

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: vibrant hideous volcanic crater puppy

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318594)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Dead digit ratio

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254083)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: heady drab sneaky criminal

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling base



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Pungent avocado karate



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: massive stage sweet tailpipe

can't stop laughing at this thread

truly incredible scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Puce Violent Half-breed Fanboi



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone site



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Blue background story dysfunction

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317937)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author:  school

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: Useless useless brakes pervert



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: Fluffy pisswyrm



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged police squad

2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318174)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: massive stage sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beta cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935044)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling base

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935081)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: orange maniacal church building mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: Nighttime hall lettuce



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beta cuckold



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cruise ship



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: massive stage sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: awkward exhilarant public bath



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author:  olive goal in life

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: Gay low-t gaping hospital

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38740584)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author:  geriatric meetinghouse trump supporter



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author:  foreskin ratface



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:55 PM
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: twisted forum



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Date: May 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: House-broken Area



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: wonderful candlestick maker antidepressant drug



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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed stage



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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed stage



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author:  set sandwich



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author:  hilarious sanctuary double fault

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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: white pit



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Poppy charismatic national security agency voyeur

I love these threads

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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: white pit

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761407)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: white pit

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761409)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author:  hell toilet seat

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Date: August 27th, 2023 5:46 PM
Author: white pit



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Date: June 17th, 2024 4:39 AM
Author: Poppy charismatic national security agency voyeur



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Date: June 21st, 2024 2:27 PM
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