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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
...
swollen parlor cuck
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
Arousing stage
  09/25/12
Israel
Useless Emerald Immigrant
  02/12/23
...
deep corn cake
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
Comical Marketing Idea
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
thriller insecure codepig
  08/27/12
This is where TMF went wrong.
Comical Marketing Idea
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
Comical Marketing Idea
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
1MUTHFUCKING80
pungent field organic girlfriend
  08/27/12
...
orange soul-stirring business firm
  08/27/12
180
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/27/12
180
Painfully honest infuriating electric furnace ticket booth
  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
Adventurous toilet seat
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
...
rebellious house
  03/13/13
...
Charismatic Cerise Ratface
  09/21/15
jfc
Fluffy Pearl Dilemma
  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
boyish brilliant travel guidebook whorehouse
  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
(Doobs)
Odious soggy resort gunner
  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
...
Hairraiser claret mexican
  12/29/16
...
glittery startling goyim
  02/24/17
BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
thriller insecure codepig
  08/27/12
tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
cerebral flushed sex offender
  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
cerebral flushed sex offender
  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
cerebral flushed sex offender
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
cerebral flushed sex offender
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
180 lettuce school
  08/30/12
underrated 180
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/31/12
credited.
dull rehab dingle berry
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
Comical Marketing Idea
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
...
Comical Marketing Idea
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
Useless Emerald Immigrant
  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
Light Menage Jap
  08/27/12
...
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
hilarious
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/27/12
Lol
titillating indecent kitty mood
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
galvanic crotch doctorate
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
Comical Marketing Idea
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
titcr
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
Comical Marketing Idea
  08/27/12
180
Talented Laser Beams Address
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
thriller insecure codepig
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
Flirting Faggotry
  08/28/12
THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
CR
Wonderful bronze foreskin
  08/28/12
ha ha ha / oh wow
Kink-friendly bbw
  08/28/12
Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
dull rehab dingle berry
  08/31/12
LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to ...
dull rehab dingle berry
  09/25/12
...
motley salmon range rigpig
  09/28/17
cr
marvelous police squad
  12/02/14
JFC
Big-titted state selfie
  08/28/12
...
Stimulating Aqua Coldplay Fan Mother
  08/28/12
contender for poast of the year
Talented Laser Beams Address
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
...
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
LOL WOW
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
...
Talented Laser Beams Address
  09/25/12
...
Talented Laser Beams Address
  12/23/12
Wow
curious indian lodge private investor
  09/21/15
...
curious indian lodge private investor
  11/10/15
lmao
Fishy disgusting nursing home
  11/10/15
It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
fragrant national security agency
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
fragrant national security agency
  08/27/12
fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
trip hateful new version pit
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
...
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
pungent field organic girlfriend
  08/27/12
LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
pungent field organic girlfriend
  08/27/12
MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
ROFLNIFICENT!!!
pungent field organic girlfriend
  08/27/12
so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
Blathering Candlestick Maker Liquid Oxygen
  08/28/12
...
Drunken principal's office idea he suggested
  08/30/12
"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/31/12
OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
Irradiated partner
  12/07/16
Unacceptable fatphobia
Useless Emerald Immigrant
  02/12/23
brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
Flirting Faggotry
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
Flirting Faggotry
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
...
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
180
Talented Laser Beams Address
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
excitant nighttime meetinghouse juggernaut
  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
Talented Laser Beams Address
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
alcoholic amber sanctuary boistinker
  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
heady pea-brained striped hyena
  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
fragrant national security agency
  08/27/12
...
orange soul-stirring business firm
  08/27/12
...
Exhilarant community account
  08/27/12
...
fragrant national security agency
  08/28/12
...
Ruddy kitty cat associate
  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
Ebony senate
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
diverse peach school cafeteria jewess
  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
swollen parlor cuck
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
aromatic maroon chapel
  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/29/12
...
orange soul-stirring business firm
  08/29/12
...
thriller insecure codepig
  08/28/12
you're so mean
House-broken black cumskin
  08/28/12
JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
Cracking Parlour Ceo
  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
Bravo.
Glassy concupiscible market elastic band
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
motley salmon range rigpig
  09/28/17
"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
Blathering Candlestick Maker Liquid Oxygen
  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
Wonderful bronze foreskin
  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
Unholy dog poop friendly grandma
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
Unholy dog poop friendly grandma
  08/28/12
...
Unholy dog poop friendly grandma
  08/30/12
...
Unholy dog poop friendly grandma
  08/30/12
...
Unholy dog poop friendly grandma
  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
Fear-inspiring lodge
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
Wonderful bronze foreskin
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
Flirting Faggotry
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
Blathering Candlestick Maker Liquid Oxygen
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
...
Unholy dog poop friendly grandma
  08/28/12
...
swollen parlor cuck
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
Violent plum pocket flask
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/28/12
180
Bossy Crimson Black Woman Station
  08/28/12
What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
excitant nighttime meetinghouse juggernaut
  08/29/12
...
Unholy dog poop friendly grandma
  08/29/12
...
orange soul-stirring business firm
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
excitant nighttime meetinghouse juggernaut
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
...
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
...
massive abode shitlib
  08/29/12
...
stirring location newt
  08/29/12
hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
cerebral flushed sex offender
  08/30/12
u'll need it
rebellious house
  08/30/12
:(
cerebral flushed sex offender
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
Drunken principal's office idea he suggested
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
Drunken principal's office idea he suggested
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
vibrant depressive theater
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
vibrant depressive theater
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
thriller insecure codepig
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
Appetizing cruise ship roast beef
  08/30/12
no hes awesome
cerebral flushed sex offender
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
...
Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
henna church
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
floppy poppy keepsake machete
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
henna church
  09/03/12
180, brother
pontificating garrison half-breed
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
Bat shit crazy hyperventilating azn knife
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
Sepia Tank
  08/31/12
BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
low-t property
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
Mind-boggling slippery national philosopher-king
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
grizzly office son of senegal
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
self-absorbed space
  02/05/15
LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
vibrant depressive theater
  09/02/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
grizzly office son of senegal
  09/02/12
...
pearly preventive strike
  12/07/16
so much win in this thread
Arousing stage
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
Tan domesticated center
  09/25/12
*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
Talented Laser Beams Address
  03/13/13
...
bearded bawdyhouse
  06/22/14
this is the greatest thing i have ever read
Copper bipolar step-uncle's house
  03/15/13
Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
avocado overrated plaza
  06/22/14
same
bearded bawdyhouse
  06/22/14
As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
avocado overrated plaza
  06/23/14
...
Shaky sienna locus dragon
  06/22/14
THE BEST.
Provocative heaven old irish cottage
  06/23/14
Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
Sable locale multi-billionaire
  06/23/14
...
Razzmatazz Genital Piercing
  12/02/14
...
Angry hideous point
  12/02/14
...
Wild maniacal clown legal warrant
  12/28/14
It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
jade puppy gaming laptop
  12/28/14
FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
vibrant depressive theater
  12/31/14
...
Saffron Hairless Corner Pistol
  12/31/14
Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
Flirting Faggotry
  12/31/14
...
wine theatre
  12/31/14
never forget.
wine theatre
  02/05/15
...
Scarlet Crackhouse Chad
  02/05/15
...
Stimulating Aqua Coldplay Fan Mother
  02/15/15
every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
Saffron Hairless Corner Pistol
  02/15/15
Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
self-absorbed space
  05/02/15
...
Charismatic Cerise Ratface
  07/29/15
...
self-absorbed space
  09/21/15
OP still my GOAT poaster.
razzle narrow-minded cuckoldry
  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
lilac kitchen fanboi
  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
razzle narrow-minded cuckoldry
  09/21/15
i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
lilac kitchen fanboi
  09/21/15
I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
razzle narrow-minded cuckoldry
  09/21/15
i missed that one.
lilac kitchen fanboi
  09/21/15
...
effete hairy legs
  12/07/16
*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
Beady-eyed Brethren Public Bath
  09/21/15
...
cream people who are hurt institution
  01/31/16
...
Magenta apoplectic spot affirmative action
  10/18/15
poasting has an opportunity cost
pearly preventive strike
  01/31/16
his words echo through eternity
Bespoke embarrassed to the bone university degenerate
  01/31/16
...
pearly preventive strike
  01/31/16
I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
Sooty nowag wagecucks
  01/31/16
'tis.
Bistre abusive tattoo library
  01/31/16
...
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  04/13/16
...
Cheese-eating Toaster Den
  04/13/16
Please cum back
nofapping turdskin theater stage
  04/13/16
x2 - loved this poster.
Costumed spectacular orchestra pit
  12/07/16
All time great
Internet-worthy Casino Voyeur
  12/07/16
it was Don Jr
chocolate free-loading temple love of her life
  12/07/16
...
effete hairy legs
  12/29/16
damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
Hairraiser claret mexican
  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
effete hairy legs
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
Irradiated partner
  09/28/17
lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
buck-toothed lavender native indirect expression
  12/29/16
HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
Violent plum pocket flask
  12/29/16
...
Flirting Faggotry
  06/08/17
...
Mustard trust fund alpha
  08/30/17
can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
Swashbuckling stag film
  08/30/17
...
effete hairy legs
  09/28/17
...
Coral frum hospital
  09/28/17
HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
buff home
  09/28/17
his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
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  09/28/17
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Razzmatazz Genital Piercing
  08/02/23
2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning https://www.theg...
Pale Site Background Story
  09/28/17
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Swashbuckling stag film
  12/16/17
haha wow holy shit
self-absorbed space
  12/16/17
Holy fuck lmao Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low ...
Flirting Faggotry
  12/16/17
...
Cheese-eating Toaster Den
  03/06/20
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mischievous prole antidepressant drug
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self-absorbed space
  08/07/18
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Internet-worthy Casino Voyeur
  07/02/19
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Swashbuckling stag film
  07/24/19
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Scarlet Crackhouse Chad
  07/24/19
Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
citrine pisswyrm incel
  08/01/19
Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this threa...
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: swollen parlor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39909863)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Arousing stage

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Useless Emerald Immigrant

Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923560)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: deep corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438061)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Comical Marketing Idea

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: thriller insecure codepig

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Comical Marketing Idea

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Comical Marketing Idea

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: pungent field organic girlfriend

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: orange soul-stirring business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439160)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest infuriating electric furnace ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439353)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Adventurous toilet seat

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: rebellious house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809624)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Cerise Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804863)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: Fluffy Pearl Dilemma

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080403)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: boyish brilliant travel guidebook whorehouse

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Odious soggy resort gunner

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser claret mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254073)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: glittery startling goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32691031)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: thriller insecure codepig

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: cerebral flushed sex offender

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: cerebral flushed sex offender

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: cerebral flushed sex offender

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: cerebral flushed sex offender

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: 180 lettuce school

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

underrated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467365)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: dull rehab dingle berry

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467398)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Comical Marketing Idea

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Comical Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438410)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Useless Emerald Immigrant

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923592)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Light Menage Jap

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457640)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438379)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: titillating indecent kitty mood

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438936)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: galvanic crotch doctorate

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Comical Marketing Idea

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438766)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Comical Marketing Idea

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Talented Laser Beams Address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439197)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: thriller insecure codepig

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: Flirting Faggotry

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441466)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Wonderful bronze foreskin

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443272)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly bbw

ha ha ha / oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443354)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: dull rehab dingle berry

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: dull rehab dingle berry

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: motley salmon range rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317922)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: marvelous police squad

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844794)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Big-titted state selfie

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: Stimulating Aqua Coldplay Fan Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: Talented Laser Beams Address

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457618)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: Talented Laser Beams Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655632)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Talented Laser Beams Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22303162)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: curious indian lodge private investor

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804669)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: curious indian lodge private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29151038)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Fishy disgusting nursing home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: fragrant national security agency

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: fragrant national security agency

you're doing God's work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438962)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: trip hateful new version pit

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467388)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: pungent field organic girlfriend

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: pungent field organic girlfriend

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: pungent field organic girlfriend

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Blathering Candlestick Maker Liquid Oxygen

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: Drunken principal's office idea he suggested

...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457714)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Irradiated partner

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Useless Emerald Immigrant

Unacceptable fatphobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923597)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Flirting Faggotry

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Flirting Faggotry

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Talented Laser Beams Address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: excitant nighttime meetinghouse juggernaut

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Talented Laser Beams Address

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: alcoholic amber sanctuary boistinker

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: heady pea-brained striped hyena

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: fragrant national security agency

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: orange soul-stirring business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439240)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439288)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: fragrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440889)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Ruddy kitty cat associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796404)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Ebony senate

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: diverse peach school cafeteria jewess

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: swollen parlor cuck

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: aromatic maroon chapel

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: orange soul-stirring business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455397)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: thriller insecure codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441394)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: House-broken black cumskin

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: Cracking Parlour Ceo

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Glassy concupiscible market elastic band

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: motley salmon range rigpig

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: Blathering Candlestick Maker Liquid Oxygen

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Wonderful bronze foreskin

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Unholy dog poop friendly grandma

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Unholy dog poop friendly grandma

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Unholy dog poop friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457452)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Unholy dog poop friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Unholy dog poop friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring lodge

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Wonderful bronze foreskin

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: Flirting Faggotry

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Blathering Candlestick Maker Liquid Oxygen

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Unholy dog poop friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: swollen parlor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Violent plum pocket flask

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Bossy Crimson Black Woman Station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: excitant nighttime meetinghouse juggernaut

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Unholy dog poop friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: orange soul-stirring business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: excitant nighttime meetinghouse juggernaut

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: massive abode shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: stirring location newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: cerebral flushed sex offender

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: rebellious house

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: cerebral flushed sex offender

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: Drunken principal's office idea he suggested

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Drunken principal's office idea he suggested

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: vibrant depressive theater

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: vibrant depressive theater

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: thriller insecure codepig

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Appetizing cruise ship roast beef

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: cerebral flushed sex offender

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Gold Becky Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: henna church

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: floppy poppy keepsake machete

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: henna church

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: pontificating garrison half-breed

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hyperventilating azn knife

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Sepia Tank

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: low-t property

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling slippery national philosopher-king

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed space

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: vibrant depressive theater

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: grizzly office son of senegal

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: pearly preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Arousing stage

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Tan domesticated center

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Talented Laser Beams Address

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: bearded bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Copper bipolar step-uncle's house

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: avocado overrated plaza

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: bearded bawdyhouse

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: avocado overrated plaza

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Shaky sienna locus dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Provocative heaven old irish cottage

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Sable locale multi-billionaire

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Angry hideous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844784)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Wild maniacal clown legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: jade puppy gaming laptop

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: vibrant depressive theater

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Saffron Hairless Corner Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: Flirting Faggotry

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: wine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: wine theatre

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Crackhouse Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Stimulating Aqua Coldplay Fan Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Saffron Hairless Corner Pistol

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed space

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Charismatic Cerise Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: razzle narrow-minded cuckoldry

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: lilac kitchen fanboi

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: razzle narrow-minded cuckoldry

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: lilac kitchen fanboi

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: razzle narrow-minded cuckoldry

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: lilac kitchen fanboi

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: effete hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Brethren Public Bath

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: cream people who are hurt institution



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: Magenta apoplectic spot affirmative action



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: pearly preventive strike

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29721772)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Bespoke embarrassed to the bone university degenerate

his words echo through eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722731)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: pearly preventive strike



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: Sooty nowag wagecucks

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722688)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Bistre abusive tattoo library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722718)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: sapphire flickering hell



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Toaster Den



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: nofapping turdskin theater stage

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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: Costumed spectacular orchestra pit

x2 - loved this poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080681)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Casino Voyeur

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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: chocolate free-loading temple love of her life

it was Don Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080758)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: effete hairy legs



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser claret mexican

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: effete hairy legs

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: Irradiated partner

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318594)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: buck-toothed lavender native indirect expression

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254083)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: Violent plum pocket flask

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Flirting Faggotry



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Mustard trust fund alpha



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stag film

can't stop laughing at this thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: effete hairy legs



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Coral frum hospital



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: buff home

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317937)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian lay fat ankles

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: carnelian dashing therapy athletic conference



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Genital Piercing



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Pale Site Background Story

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318174)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stag film



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935044)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Flirting Faggotry

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935081)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Toaster Den



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: mischievous prole antidepressant drug



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed space



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Casino Voyeur



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stag film



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Crackhouse Chad



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author: citrine pisswyrm incel

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: contagious shrine yarmulke

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38740584)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Brass misanthropic round eye



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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Indigo Area Death Wish



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: aquamarine demanding forum reading party



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: Laughsome blue jew stage



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Trailer Park Milk



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Costumed spectacular orchestra pit



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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Splenetic shivering sandwich



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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all legend



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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Know-it-all legend



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: Garnet Mewling Coffee Pot Haunted Graveyard



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: motley salmon range rigpig

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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Garnet Mewling Coffee Pot Haunted Graveyard

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761407)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Garnet Mewling Coffee Pot Haunted Graveyard

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761409)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2023 5:46 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2024 4:39 AM
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Date: June 21st, 2024 2:27 PM
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