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Date: January 28th, 2013 7:59 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522233) |
Date: January 28th, 2013 8:00 PM Author: cocky awkward crotch cumskin what's the lawyer equivalent of showing up to a bar in bloody scrubs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522235) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:07 PM Author: Navy Pea-brained Home walking around with a redweld full of four-pages per sheet, double-sided deposition transcripts you have to summarize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522272) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:31 PM Author: cheese-eating casino pisswyrm Checking both your blackberry and your regular phone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522429) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:38 PM Author: Turquoise step-uncle's house partner Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522479) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 2:10 PM Author: hyperactive turdskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22526881) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:07 PM Author: Heady green forum impossible. if you ever mention you're a lawyer a group of 6'3 HBS alphas well start laughing about how you're like their secretaries but less useful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522273) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:11 PM Author: Purple Tanning Salon Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522293) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:17 PM Author: soul-stirring charcoal address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522339) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:40 PM Author: fluffy arrogant senate keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522496) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:53 PM Author: carmine bawdyhouse roast beef fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522567) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 12:36 AM Author: rambunctious windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22524432) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:37 AM Author: lilac locale :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#23421182) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:49 AM Author: alcoholic sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#23421220) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:09 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode go for a teacher or writer or some other highly-educated but low paying professional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522281) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:10 PM Author: dead sadistic jewess this is more credited than most of XO is willing to admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522286) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:30 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode totally. low wage shrew strivers and high wage aspie strivers are a match made in heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522422) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: Garnet Stimulating House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22527239) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:17 PM Author: Navy Pea-brained Home you mean dumb golddigging japs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522330) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:22 PM Author: Ruddy School for a jew, you sure do hate jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522371) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:26 PM Author: Navy Pea-brained Home i hate selfhating kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522403) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:30 PM Author: Ruddy School self-loathing is part of american jewish identity brother
why do you want to claim jew superiority or this belief that there is a 'proper' jew?
we're already marginalized enough
can't we be friends |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:31 PM Author: Navy Pea-brained Home we're destroying ourselves from the inside by intermarriage and assimilation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522430) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:40 PM Author: Ruddy School You sound like a black separatist, goy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522492) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 12:36 AM Author: autistic deer antler u frum? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22524430) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 11:06 AM Author: Zombie-like grizzly menage alpha not at all. the tribal formula keeps everything binary and crystal clear. a clearly defined yet huge mafia of people who were never asked but only defined (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22525755) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:57 PM Author: Bronze rebellious lay marginalized, really? You are massively, insanely, over-represented in everything good except professional sports. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522593) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Navy Pea-brained Home jews excel at sports (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522612) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Ruddy School we used to have baseball :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522613) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:06 PM Author: Navy Pea-brained Home a jew won the NL mvp in '11 and would have won it in '12 but for antisemitism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522658) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: magenta french chef sorry about roids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22622794) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 3:09 PM Author: Garnet Stimulating House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22527237) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:15 PM Author: Judgmental irradiated corn cake lie and say you're with the FDNY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522310) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:19 PM Author: 180 hairless associate quadroon the problem is that this really only works well if you aren't in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522351) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:43 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522514) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:44 PM Author: Ruddy School Lawyers are everywhere in MFH and due to loans and cost, don't make as much as their salary indicates though people who flame about being poor are flame. They also contend with a whole shitload of other people that make much, much more money and live much, much more glamorously.
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:49 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522546) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:50 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode lol stfu. you have no idea. the vast majority of girls in nyc are toiling away in career obscurity with a sub 50k salary. there aren't enough finance ballers to get them all. biglaw does carry some "status" in nyc, especially if you went to a top ls and are polished, stylish, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522553) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:52 PM Author: pale tank theatre (MFH lawyer mad about being styled on by finance ballers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522559) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:53 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522569) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode i'm not in biglaw. biglaw itself is meaningless b/c no one knows what biglaw is unless they're a lawyer or in a related industry. that won't work b/c only other highly paid people know about biglaw.
BUT, just being a polished lawyer with some money to throw around works, particularly with low-wage but highly educated shrews. |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522632) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode be subtle about it man. one, look like you have class and money but not in a crass and off-putting way. two, don't brag about your salary or job or school or whatever but answer directly as if it's no big deal if asked (not about salary of course). girls will ask what you do and where you went to school within the first hour ime. three, *maybe* describe the work you do in a way that's very flattering to yourself....under the right circumstances. emphasize the "complexity" of the work and seem like you enjoy it. the girl will think you are intelligent and passionate about what you do, which is gold.
the default is to downplay your job, salary, school, etc so as not to come off as douchey and insecure.
EDIT: one thing that works is if you moved to a city to attend LS or join a firm. girls will ask you where you're from, which gives you an opportunity to describe why you're in the city. You can then drop the lawyer info without seeming douchey. |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:21 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522766) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:23 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode give me a scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522780) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:25 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522790) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:28 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode biglaw won't matter here. your charisma and looks will determine what happens. biglaw may be help slightly if the girls are the type that happen to care about status. they almost always won't.
the situation in which it helps is, for example, your bro's gf/wife/fiancee has a bunch of single girlfriends that are looking to meet a guy. you meet these girls at a party or some shite and get a good introduction from your bro or your bro's girl. these girls are going to respect your biglaw status. |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:33 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522853) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:35 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode bro, you don't seem to have a grasp of the psychology of american culture. it's usually in your interest to downplay prestigious aspects of your life. you want to seem successful but humble, almost embarrassed about it but not to the point that it looks like a disingenuous reverse psychology act. i dunno what more to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522871) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:39 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522901) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:42 PM Author: Razzle chest-beating azn abode cr way to slip it in: she asks you what you do.
cr way to respond to your bro hyping you up: be self-deprecating or brag so hard that it seems facetious and comical. |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 11:11 AM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22525779) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Ruddy School implying anyone who posts here is polished, stylish, or of good breeding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522611) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 8:20 AM Author: aromatic iridescent party of the first part lolwtf.
So they live in the outer boroughs and work mindless 9-5s in MFH. Reminds me of my parents *tear |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:31 PM Author: razzmatazz set i say "best be" in my contracts
edit: meant for the shall vs. will thread |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 8:49 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522550) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:01 PM Author: White Free-loading Becky most hot girls have vault committed to memory so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522623) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522639) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:07 PM Author: Ruddy School "V8? Nah nigga, V5" *whips out water bottle coozy with firm name emblazoned on it* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522670) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: comical chestnut goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22622782) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Turquoise step-uncle's house partner Prole ish girls who don't know the law banking hierarchy and want a bf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522636) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:22 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522776) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: indecent sanctuary lol at thinking you'll get wlrk
lol even harder at thinking that you will have time to do anything but bill if you get wlrk |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:33 PM Author: Ivory market tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522855) |
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Date: January 28th, 2013 9:40 PM Author: indecent sanctuary If you have to ask this question, you are hopeless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22522908) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 10:59 AM Author: red aggressive skinny woman So what do you do?
I'm a lawyer.
Oh, that's fun. Like criminal stuff?
No, I edit paperwork for companies who want to borrow money from banks.
*girl leaves with a dozen firefighters* |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 11:06 AM Author: Zombie-like grizzly menage alpha excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22525760) |
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Date: January 29th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: hyperactive turdskin What's with the firefighter flame? I know two dudes who are firefighters. Both are with women who have kids from a previous relationship. Is it some type of savior complex they have?
I've never seen firefighters crush the social scene. |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 9:02 AM Author: Silver Den Gotta lie about what lawyers actually do.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22621406) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:00 PM Author: Big Yarmulke Trailer Park It's all about showing high status, so pick the most obtainable client you can plausibly represent and say you represent a lot of companies like ... Microsoft...
I'm a bigfed and I can get girls because I just manufacture my involvement with high profile shitq |
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Date: February 29th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: soul-stirring charcoal address Gotta watch out for reporters tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#29945624) |
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Date: February 12th, 2013 1:19 PM Author: Duck-like Painfully Honest Patrolman Institution if you are bad in social situations and/or unattractive, then it will be hard to do this IRL. However, im sure you could use dating sites and indicate your job title and income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#22622813) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:48 AM Author: mahogany property clown AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*leaves promptly* |
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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:12 PM Author: bearded coiffed toilet seat Being a big lawyer, if you play it up correctly, will 100% make girls panties wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2170257&forum_id=2#34481515) |