Date: May 4th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Stimulating buck-toothed area keepsake machete
Elaine Alvarez, Marin Sander Holzman, Mona Eltahawy, Alli Mooney, Melanie Ehrenkranz, Rebecca Tolley-Stokes, Ethan Zohn, Julie Heinz, Basil Tsiokos, Ashley Granata, Jodi Lustig, Thom Powers, Lisa Esselstein, Melissa Campbell, Rachel Sklar, Meghan Keane Graham, Belle Vierge, Twanna A. Hines, Kim Yaged, Serene Conaway, Jennifer Hattam, Jen Hattam, Anna Fanelli, Elaine Alvarez, Jennifer Leavey, Clare Butler, Kara Whaley, Kitty Nordquist, Dana Polatin-Reuben, Pei-Jeane Chen, Shelby Capacio, Viviane Tang, Lexie Kelly-Wainwright, Nicole M. Casamento, Nicole Casamento, Aggie Ebrahimi, Vipasha Shaikh, Stephanie St Pierre, Bronwen Pardes, Laurie Waldman, Libby Feltch, Courtney Boyd, Brenna Levitin, Reese Alden Courtney Boyd, Elizabeth Kissling, Stephanie St Pierre, Susan Crandall, Gina Bulett, Tara Tuttle
SkankSlut Abigail Collazo (LeftStandingUp)
FuckSlut Aries Indenbaum
Nigwhore Jamia Wilson
STDwhore Erica Brandt
AsianFetishFag Paul M Otarsus
LOL STDskank Lyka Boss
asianFetishFag Noel Biderman
[http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1h6ob1/ned_monahan_bitch_gave_me_herpes Ned Monahan] [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2155932&mc=42&forum_id=2 Stephanie Pickman Monahan] [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1537319&mc=6&forum_id=2 Ned Monahan] [http://archive.is/gcg0p Edward Monahan] [http://archive.is/gcg0p Patricia Patts] Jimmy Kent Christopher Fabian [http://archive.is/gcg0p Erin Essenmacher] [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2032214&mc=7&forum_id=2 Sacchi Patel], [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077283&mc=21&forum_id=2Elisa Henderson Parker] [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1896746&mc=3&forum_id=2 Nancy Schwartzman] Chuck Radda Amadea Faye Evan Kaufman [http://archive.is/gcg0p AF Cieszkiewicz] Cheryl Adam Ian Alexander Griffiths Will Galang [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1546130&forum_id=2 Michele Elaine Hannon] [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1546130&forum_id=2 Michele Hannon film] Weily Lang [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918214&mc=5&forum_id=2 Antoinette Herrera] [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294466&mc=1&forum_id=2 Samantha Masunaga] [http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/10ioem/oops_herpesblog_posters_outted/ Chloe Gordon] [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2003712&forum_id=2 Jane C. Hu] [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1268899&mc=9&forum_id=2 Abigail Collazo], [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1268899&mc=9&forum_id=2 Frances Reed (Washington DC)], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1268899&mc=9&forum_id=2 Aries Indenbaum], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&mc=31&forum_id=2 Jamia Wilson], [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&mc=31&forum_id=2 Erica Brandt], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1546130&mc=9&forum_id=2 Paul M Otarsus] [http://archive.is/KoXas Therese Shechter], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1546130&mc=9&forum_id=2 Anna Guest-Jelley], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1546130&mc=9&forum_id=2 Melanie Klein], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1546130&mc=9&forum_id=2 Gwendolyn Beetham], [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2559511&mc=1&forum_id=1 Lyka Boss], [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1896746&mc=4&forum_id=2 Olivia Benowitz], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1268899&mc=9&forum_id=2 Daniel Bregman], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1268899&mc=9&forum_id=2 Noel Biderman], [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077283&mc=23&forum_id=2 Matthew Kopydlowski]]]
http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Lena_Chen
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Jane Hu ‏@jane_c_hu Jane C. Hu
Jessica Chu ‏@jessicachu
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March 31, 2014--Lena Chen jerks her clit while whining about a fakerape reported by the Harvard Crimson. Sadly for Lena, only succeeded in generating the approval of two cunts: Abigail Collazo and Frances Reed
April 6, 2014--Lena jerks her clit about returning to Germany with her Nazi, [Patrick Hamm]:
Ever the attentionwhore, Lena Chen tweets about the three seats her nazi fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm bought to cart her ass back to Germany
Only two fucks were given by STDskank Erica Brandt and Asian-fetish fag Paul M. Tarsus
April 7, 2014--Lena jerks her twitter again, this time about some Yoga-cunts, Gwendolyn Beetham and Anna Guest-Jelley
May 2, 2014--Lena Chen attention whores about jetsetting to London (on Patrick's dime), but alas, only a tiny cluster of STDskanks (Lyka Boss, Olivia Benowitz) and AsianFetishFags (Daniel Bregman, Noel Biderman , Matthew Kopydlowski) give a shit.
ED welcomes the NEWEST members of the Lena Chen PornHub 2014! Ned Monahan Stephanie Pickman Monahan Ned Monahan Edward Monahan Patricia Patts Jimmy Kent Christopher Fabian Erin Essenmacher Sacchi Patel, Henderson Parker Nancy Schwartzman Chuck Radda Amadea Faye Evan Kaufman AF Cieszkiewicz Cheryl Adam Ian Alexander Griffiths Will Galang Michele Elaine Hannon Michele Hannon film Weily Lang Antoinette Herrera Samantha Masunaga Chloe Gordon Jane C. Hu Abigail Collazo, Frances Reed (Washington DC), Aries Indenbaum, Jamia Wilson, Erica Brandt, Paul M Otarsus Therese Shechter, Anna Guest-Jelley, Melanie Klein, Gwendolyn Beetham, Lyka Boss, Olivia Benowitz, Daniel Bregman, Noel Biderman, Matthew Kopydlowski
September 26, 2012: Mere HOURS after whining that she didn't "see the point of a blog anymore," Lena Chen returns to attentionWhoring on her readerless blog. Only a tiny circle of skanks pay attention (yellowskank Rebecca Lee [Smith College 2015 iaquariuschicken], AsianFetishFag Justin Valas [Carrboro, NC], Mon-Shane Chou (Berkeley, after spending 2 years sucking Hugo Schwyzer's freshly cut cock Mon-Shane Chou), Isabel Cole (NYC isabelthespy tumblr)e
Sepetember 25, 2012: Rather than just shutting the fuck up, attentionwhore Lena Chen BLOGS about "not seeing the point of a blog anymore," and whines about how her slutblogging has been linked to "my mother (Lily Y. Chang Chen)" and "my sister (Gina Chen [UCSD])"
September 25, 2012: Dumbcunt Florentyna Leow and dumbcunt Melissa LuVisi bitch that her pornsurfing of Lena Chen's bukkake site has been made public (and linked to her whore sisters Rachel Leow (harvard) and Kristel Leow.
September 2-10, 2012: AttentionWhore Lena Chen [Lena Chen Harvard, Lena Chen Chicktionary, Lena Chen tumblr) spams Facebook with invitations to Johanna Hamm's "CHOKEFUCK ME!!" art exhibit. Amanda Van Slyke likes gettingChokefucked, AsianFetishFag Jakob Treskow, cumguzzlingWhore Dina Nayeri (Princeton), Florentyna Leow (aka Flory Leow) London (Univeristy of London) (heroin-e tumblr),
September 1, 2012: Desperate for fresh yellow flesh, Patrick Hamm posts a facebook page for his course (SOCIOLOGY 149: Inequality, Poverty, and Wealth in Comparative Perspective TTh 1-2pm | NEW LOCATION: Harvard Hall 104) and trolls for Asian chicks to join up and suck his cock for extra credit. Gracye Cheng, Victoria S. Rose, Lisa Jing, Kamilah Willingham, Vivien Wu (Asian Community Development Center), Serena Yuet Ching May, Olivia Paquette (Harvard, social anthropology major), Abby Sun, Mon-Shane Chou (Berkeley), Josephine Tsui (SOAS), Rebekah Adamek
August 28, 2012: Jobless lazy skank Lena Chen spends the day jerking her clit on Facebook and Twitter. She posts the first few sentences of a shitty juvenile short story. KikeSkank Nancy Schwartzman Nikki Anderson (Owner/Photographer at Sorella Muse Photography), AsianFetishFag Christian Garland (Harvard), AsianFetishFag Russell Bennetts, AsianFetishFag Sam Meier (Harvard), Kerri Grinnage (aka Kerri Estella Grinnage [Richmond, Virginia]), Erin Campbell Watson (Laurence University Milwaukee Wisconsin), Sara L. Martinez (slmartinez@berkeley.edu SLMART11@AOL.COM), Kyria Giordano (aka Kyria E. Giordano [Univeristy of Maryland Baltimore)(kyria2@umbc.edu), Arielle Brousse
August 27, 2012: Lena Chen, who's spent the last 2 years posting about her STDs, her lopsided tits, and the 30 cocks she remembers suckingandfucking, whines that people only remember her for skank blogging and her nude pix.
August 20, 2012: attentionwhore Lena Chen begs for attention: "OMG!!1 sucked Patrick Hamm's cock and got some money! so I'm goin to NYC to model for his chokefucking sister Johanna Hamm! "I like gasping for breath," says German-born New School performance artist Johanna Hamm, "so getting chokefucked is a double-pleasure..." e
August 18, 2012: attentionwhore Lena Chen begs for attention by whining about race issues. Only a few dumbskanks read the moribund blog, including:
dumbwhore Sarah Gorr (Sarah Gorr)
jizzslurpingwhore Shira Espo (Boston tumblr: fallingdeep, email: a.nice.shade.of.red@gmail.com Visual Merchandising Specialist at The Clarks Companies, N.A.) Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/shiraespo
dumbcunt Sally East (singyoursight tumblr @one_day_soon twitter andyousmile)
Jamila Khabir (Wilmington, North Carolina TUMBLR: jamilasays ) Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/jamila.khabir
Florentyna Leow (aka Flory Leow) London (Univeristy of London)
(heroin-e ... BA Japanese at SOAS)
blogs from: heroin-e tumblr & floryhands wordpress)
Janet Jun (Berkeley) [aka Janet J. Jun] TUMBLR: jumiyori
August 16, 2012: jobless Lena Chen posts on Facebook sympathizing with a moronic gunman. 8 idiots (Lindsay Dinkins [UNC Greensboro], Oscar Raymundo, Dina Nayeri [Princeton], Tiffany Litz [Washington], Brandon Fooly [UCSB], Nikki Anderson [Sorella Muse Photography], asianFetishFag Aj Baumgartner [Essex County College], yellowwhore Stephanie Fang [Isidore Newman School]) approve. n
March 12, 2012: YellowSkank Lena Chen attentionwhores at SXSW, discussing her nudecamming (and the pic with Patrick Hamm's jizz on her face) at "Sex In The Digital Age." A small handful of AsianFetishFags and JizzSlurpingWhores attend, including: AsianFetishFag Ari Herzog, AsianFetishFag Rahul Sabnis, AsianFetishFag Matt Story, herpeSlut Cristina Dunning, scatplayWhore Lux Alptraum, STDiseased Gwen Reyes (Dallas TX), MoroniCunt Kate Matlock, turdskinWhore Sarita Bhatt, Anngelica Newland (Ann Newland), STDwhore Dalton Dorne (NYC), dumbskank Kelly Stonebock, Dumbwhore Elizabeth Teschler (Liz Teschler Los Angeles), yellowSkank Fiona Su (San Francisco fionaeats tumblr), and STDiseased Kim Bauer.
March 11-13, 2012: Lena Chen continues her obsessive attentionwhoring on twitter, tweeting with cumslurper Regina Twine (@ReginaTwine Raleigh NC), AsianFetishFag Rahul Sabnis (@rahulsabnis), AsianFetishFag Matt Bellis (@matt_bellis), AsianFetishFag Eric Flinn (@ericflinn), AsianFetishFag Hady Karl Mawajdeh (@hadysauce), AsianFetishFag Matt Story (@mattestory), yellowSkank Jess Chu (@jessicachu), AsianSkank Viviane Tang (@viviane212), turdskinWhore Sarita Bhatt (@saritabhatt), cumguzzler Irin Carmon (@irincarmon), Jessica Sain-Baird (@oxfordist jessicaisyourfriend Communications specialist at KU Endowment) STDiseased Kara Nance (@Karanancemd Chicago), nigwhore Morgane Richardson (@Morgane_R), ) ,
March 11-12, 2012: STDiseased Lena Chen continues her manic online posting orgy on TheChicktionary, posting attentionwhoring pics to her dwindling audience of diseasedSkanks, including: Crystal Xia (Northwestern University http://blog.crystalxia.com) and yellowWhore Viviane Tang (viviane212 at gmail.com
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March 11, 2012: "OMG! LOOK AT ME!!" posts attentionwhore Lena Chen to her Facebook, including a pic of her with 2 skanks (Maureen O'Connor [NYC gawker] and Lux Alptraum) and 1 AsianFetishFag (Mike Dacks [Avid Life Media]). A small cluster of yellowskanks (Lingbo Li, Abby Sun (Abby P. Sun), a nigskank (Maisha L. Cannon [USC] and an AsianFetishFag (Steve Dean [Steven M. Dean Swarthmore]) encourage Lena Chen's bipolar nympomanic attentionwhoring.
March 11, 2012: Bipolar nympho Lena Chen continues her manic 72-hour travel/twitter-a-thon. Whoreswho cheer on the Lena Chen trainwreck include: jizzslurper Kelsey LeBuffe (Harvard), cumdumpster Viviane Tang (NYC Viviane212), brownwhore Regina Twine ‏ (Raleigh NC @ReginaTwine), skank Lux Alptraum ‏ @luxnightmare, yelloWhore Jessica Chu (Jess Chu) Employer: Clicky jesksa@gmail.com, jesschu.com, ofviceandmen.com. With all of Lena Chen's manic energy, you'd think Lena Chen would get a fucking JOB, rather than sponging off her fuckbuddy Patrick Hamm! Patrick Hamm
March 10, 2012: Lena Chen, jetsetting through Texas on sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money, posts attentionwhoring pics of herself with skank Lux Alptraum. yellowwhore Melanie Chen (Melanie N. Chen Melanie Nicole Chen) Cumslurping whore Eva Rose (Harvard) and AsianFetishFag Christian Garland give two thumbs up.
March 10, 2012: Manic-depressive skank Lena Chen continues her manic attentionwhoring spree, traveling through Austin Texas (using Patrick Hamm's money), and feverishly attention-tweeting. Fuckups who encourage Lena Chen's bipolar nymphomania include: AsianFetishFag Noah Scalin (@noahscalin), nigwhore Cat Posey (@catpoetry), yellowwhore Alexa Andrzejewski (@ladylexy), cumdumpster Trish Bendix (@trishbendix), jizzslurpingWhore Erin Gibson (@gibblertron). "Check out the bukkakemustaches Elisa Kreisinger ‏ @elisakreisinger and I got from some randoms!!1"
March 9, 2012: 12 hours after blogging that she "wants to disappear," bipolar Lena Chen commences a fevered 72-hour masturbatory attentionwhoring blog-tweet-post-a thon. First up, attentionwhore Lena Chen posts a video on gurl.com advertising "how to have safe sex"...since Lena Chen has posted about her numerous STDs, it seems the skank doesn't practice what she preaches. Other cumdumpsters who like getting jizzed in the face include:
Florentyna Leow (aka Flory Leow) London (Univeristy of London First Year: 287279). Floryhands wordpress / heroin(e) tumblr / twitter @heroin_e. Gotta wonder whether Flory's sisters Rachel Leow (Harvard) and Kristel Leow are whores, too.
Torie Rose DeGhett (aka Torie DeGhett) thepoliticalnotebook tumblr / twitter: @trdeghett torierosedeghett@gmail.com
Grace Chow Grace Y. Chow [Rice University] therealgracechow tumblr gyc1@rice.edu
Alex Ahn [Swarthmore] arihanta Email: jahn1@swarthmore.edu
@arihanta1112
Julie Kraut (NYC), JulieKraut@gmail.com facebook: juliekraut
twitter: @JulieKraut
Justine T. Fan @justinetf justineforfun@gmail.com
cumslurper Danielle Whited [MIT aka Danielle B. Whited @danielle.whited Accenture New York dbwhited@mit.edu justtellher tumblr & lookingforsomethingmore tumblr]
Casey Wykes' self-cutting skankwife Elizabeth Peeks-Wykes belyenochi
March 9, 2012: Skank Lena Chen posts a pic of a half-naked skank Lux Alptraum on her Facebook. AsianFetishFag Charles Hope (blip.tv), STDinfestedSkank Hillary Carter (Bright Start Academy), jizzslurpingWhore Eva Rose (Harvard), and beanerSkank Brenda Ibarra cheer the pornpix. AsianFetishFags Bill Cammack (MIT) and Alexander Maisey ask if Lena Chen will suck their white cocks.
March 9, 2012: Lena Chen continues her masturbatory Facebook-poasting, drawing the attention of a handful of skanks and asian-fetish faggots, including: AsianFetishFag Russell Ben Hedman (NYC), AsianFetishFag Steve Dean (Swarthmore & La Salle College High School), AsianFetishFag Michael McDowell (Cozen O'Connor), beanerWhore Marissa Lopez (Harvard), aznWhore Serena Yuet Ching May (University of Chicago), yellowSkank Josephine Tsui (SOAS), CumSlurpingSkank Aonya McCruiston (Wellesley aonya aonyam), cumSkank Eva Gillis-Buck (Harvard Research Assistant, Macklis laboratory at MGH), AsianFetish Fag Russell Bennetts (Underground), Fatass Denial Blogger Miriam Lazewatsky (Miriam J. Lazewatsky), Fatass Denial Blogger Jenn Leyva (aka Jennifer Leyva), yelloWhore Lorna Trinh (Pepperdine University), and cocksuckingWhore Abby P. Sun (Harvard abbypsun@gmail.com abby p. sun harvard), AznWhore Elizabeth Yao (Education Consultant at Able Education), dumbCunt Felice Ford (Harvard University Classics Department), AznSkank Humbi Song (Harvard, Cambridge Rindge and Latin School), AznFaggot Jonathan Song Jon Song (Brown University Community Health major uncorrelatedcausations tumblr @cdcpianoman twitter) (AsianFetishFaggot Kameron Austin Collins (Princeton).
March 9, 2012: Jobless parasite Lena Chen posts a pic of herself mooching a free meal off of some stupid marks (like stupidYellowWhore Melanie Chen [aka Melanie Nicole Chen aka Melanie N. Chen [University of Texas]) in Austin, Texas. Those liking that kind of scam include: AsianCumDumpster Jessica Qu (Yale), AsianFetishBeaner Benito Fuzio, YellowSkank Emma Lai (Taipei, Taiwan), Amanda Van Slyke (Bellerose Composite High School), Chrystal Tchan (The Chinese University of Hong Kong)
March 9, 2012: Lena Chen continues her jetsetting and blogging drunkbinge in Austin Texas. In today's drunkblog, Lena Chen finally
Lena Chen ADMITS she hasn't seen even a $50 check for one of her masturbatory blogs in SIX MONTHS (which makes it even moar obvious that sugardaddy Patrick Hamm is paying Lena Chen's fucking bills), and
Lena Chen says feminist shit isn't worth her "time and motivation" anymoar. (Read: the attention-whore isn't getting enough ATTENTION!1 for her to do it anymoar.) Instead, she's gonna write a OMG!! NOVEL!!1...though just who would read Lena Chen's flatulent childish fiction remains to be seen.
And yet, some dumb whores STILL don't get how phony this Lena Chen cunt is...like jizzGuzzlingSkank Lisa Kadey (aka Lisa J. Kadey aka Lisa Jean Kadey [University of Toronto] gooddrumbreak tumblr and publiclikeafrog wordpress) and Lindsay Dinkins (University of North Carolina Greensboro lindsaydinkins tumblr @chaoticlove).
March 8, 2012: Attention whore Lena Chen posts a pic of her dog/fuckbuddy, but only attracts the "likes" of a few dumbskanks like Sara David (NUDEPIX Brown University wordsandturds tumblr)
March 6-8, 2012: Having had her blog abandoned by skanks afraid of being outted, Lena Chen turns her attention-whoring to Facebook, posting pics of her mooching off of fuckups at Antibes Bistro in Austin Texas, including assLickingFaggot Ryan Mendias, nigwhore Minhal Baig. Approving fuckups include: beanerSkank Nivea Hernandez, yelloWhore Tai D Giang (University of California Irvine), faggot Christian Garland (Harvard), YellowFetishFag Kevin Verbael (Harvard), AsianFetishFag Steve Dean (Swarthmore), yellowWhore Josephine Tsui (SOAS), AsianFetishFag Dan Pecci (Harvard), skankcunt Lux Alptraum, AsianFetishFag Eric Obenzinger, jizzslurpingWhore Becki Ledford, BeanerFag Fernando Berdion Del Valle, cumslurpingSkank Felice Ford (Classics Department, Harvard), HongKong whore Chrystal Tchan, cumguzzlingSkank Eva Rose (Harvard), cocksuckingWhore Amanda Van Slyke (Bellerose Composite High School), YellowWhore Vivienne Chen (Vivienne X. Chen Princeton), AsianFetishFag Michael Blaustein (Harvard), yellowFetishFag Noah Mamber (Washington DC), YellowWhore Lingbo Li (Lingbo Li Harvard), pervprof Hugo Schwyzer.
March 7, 2012: "You're at SXSW?" tweets expelled Cornellwhore Jenna Bromberg to expelled Harvardwhore Lena Chen. "Can we meet so you can suck my cock?" tweets asianFetishFag Jeff Byrnes (@berkleebassist)
March 6, 2012: "LOL, remember when I wrote this blog about my faghagging with jizzslurper Jason D. Burke (Boston College School of Law)?" tweets Lena Chen. s
March 4, 2012: Jobless parasite Lena Chen sucks Patrick Hamm's cock for travel money to jetset to Austin Texas. Patrick Hamm and Patrick Hamm
March 4, 2012: AttentionWhore Lena Chen retweets a gangbang announcement by cumslurper Megan Andelloux (Brown University @HiOhMegan)
February 17, 2012: "OH LOOK!!1" blogs jobless parasite Lena Chen, "MY SKANKY SISTER GINA CHEN [UC San Diego] HAS HER SHITTY DESIGN IN SOME RAG NO ONE READS!"
February 17, 2012: ONE DAY after going into "writing a book mode" blogging hiatus, attention whore Lena Chen obsessively posts two "LOOK AT ME!!!1" posts on her tumblr to her dwindling audience of skanks and asian fetish fags: Chelsea Ault (pacificocean tumblr cault011@uottawa.ca University of Ottawa Engaged to Jason Lewis, yelloWHORE Keri Lee (UC Irvine thekeri tumblr), AsianFetishFag Sean Mannion (who surfs AsianBukkakePorn when he can't get satisfied by his fugly whore Jessica Mannion unclesean tumblr Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Amy Kieran and Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Amy Kieran and Amy Kieran and Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Sarah Manley and Amy Kieran and Amy Kieran).
February 16, 2012: Delusional skank Lena Chen declares a "blogging hiatus" so that she can go into "writing a book mode" TRANSLATION: Attention whore Lena Chen is livid that her blog's traffic stats have tanked (an attention whore can't LIVE without the oxygen of ATTENTION) and is going on a BLOG STRIKE TEMPER TANTRUM WAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!! Lena's handful of skanks like this kind of behavior, including dumbcunt Rachel Hills (rachelhills tumblr), Lauren Cozad (Ohio OSU economics banking), Isabel Cole (isabelthespy, isabelthespy@gmail.com (Designer Supra Shoes NYC), YellowCumSlurper Mayka Mei (Red Magnet Media, themaykazine, tumblr), 1
February 16, 2012: MORE idiotic skanks who entered Lena Chen's FREE DILDO raffle are outted, incluing:
Jamie Lynn Rubin (Chicago, jamielynnlife tumblr)
Sarah Fitz (Brandeis psychotropicpolitics tumblr @bleedinwhisky)
Lindsay Dinkins (University of North Carolina Greensboro lindsaydinkins tumblr @chaoticlove)
Florentyna Leow (aka Flory Leow) London (Univeristy of London) (heroin-e tumblr)
Jennie Finley (aka Jennie Trott Finley @nevergetfooled nevergetfooledagain blogspot)
Keely Chaisson (@madness_dreams Keely Chaisson UCLA biology)
AsianFetishFaggot Paul Mata
firecrotch Chiara Corso (@chiara_corso George Washington University)
Jacqueline M. Harding (aka Jackie Harding @JackieMHarding Providence RI)
February 15-16, 2012: Jobless whore Lena Chen (who subsists by mooching off her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm in Xchange for bukkakeJobs) aimlessly jerks her clit on Twitter and Facebook. She begs several fuckups for money, including yellowfetishFag Elliot C. Back (aka Elliott Back), aznSkank Christina Xu (@chrysaora), Lauren Cozad (Ohio OSU economics banking), Lisette Below (@lisettebelow) the BDSM/rape-fantasy alterego of MIRIAM LAZEWATSKY. Lena Chen also promotes the BukkakeGangbang being offered by cumguzzler Samantha A. Meier (Samantha Meier [LOL) and yellowSkank Abby P. Sun Abby P. Sun harvard (Abby Sun abbypsun).
Feburary 15, 2012: Desperate for any crumb of approval, YellowWhore Lena Chen retweets some horseshit DIY film ("xoxosms") about some AsianFetishFaggot (Gus Machak) who jerks off to some online asianWhore (Jiyun Kim). The film is directed by kikeskank Nancy Schwartman
February 14, 2012: MORE skanks who entered Lena's pornblog raffle are outted, including Sara David (Brown University & USC blogs from: wordsandturds tumblr), Florentyna Leow (aka Flory Leow) London (Univeristy of London - BA Japanese at SOAS) blogs from: heroin-e tumblr & floryhands wordpress), AsianFetishFag Paul Mata (otarsus tumblr), Chloe Syke,
February 12-13, 2012: Desperate to increase traffic to her dying blog, skank Lena Chen holds a FREE DILDO giveaway! Unfortunately, the handful of dumb skanks who enter the contest don't realize their information is being revealed on Lena's PUBLIC BLOG. Skanks who are outted include:
Prerna Ramesh @prerna369
Elaine N. Kuo @elainenkuo
Elizabeth Wong @oradianto
vulva self-cutter Elizabeth Wykes @belyenochi
Chloe Sykes
Christina Branson @clbranson
Meghan Johnston @Meg3Girl
Chelsea Pajzer @loveechelsea
February 12-13, 2012: AttentionWhore Lena Chen jerks her clit on Facebook, attracting the applause of a few skanks and AsianFetishFags: Joy Xi (aka Joy B. Xi Harvard), Latoya Peterson (Washington, District of Columbia), Michael Segal (Bessemer Venture Harvard), Jen Wang (Yale Columbia), Melissa Gira Grant, Lummy Lin (Washington) and her white fuckbuddy, kikeSkank Nancy Schwartzman, kikecocksucker Elisa Kreisinger (Simmons College), nigwhore Twanna A. Hines (New York), Amanda Van Slyke (Bellerose Composite High School), Fatass Denial Blogger Jenn Leyva, Katie Browning (Harvard)
February 12, 2012: Unable to write about anything that doesn't involve her cunt, jobless parasite Lena Chen blogs a tantrum demanding FREE BIRTH CONTROL SO PATRICK HAMM DOESNT IMPREGNATE ME WHEN HE JIZZES ON MY FACE! A handful of braindead cumguzzlers chime in, including Jenn Bane (Chicago), Mori Clark (aka Morgan Clark Montserrat College of Art), Danielle Whited (aka Danielle B. Whited danielle.whited@accenture.com), Leslie Clayton, and AsianFetishFag Eric A. Stratton.
February 12, 2012: dumbskank Denise Wirtz (aka prosepetals) goes apeshit when her pornblogging habits get her outted. Nigwhore Jennie Finley adds to the lulz (aka Jennie Trott Finley @nevergetfooled nevergetfooledagain blogspot)
February 9, 2012: Continuing to rationalize that jerking her clit online counts as a "job," unemployed parasite Lena Chen posts an unreadably shitty "magazine" Explosion-Proof (Circulation: 300, OMG!!1) "essay" about how Patrick Hamm has been $upporting her lazy ass (in exchange for blowjobs-on-demand) for the last 20 months. BrainDeadCunt Chloe Skye (CUNY Queens) and STDiseasedCunt Cassandra Pandi (St. John's University aka Cassie Pandi) jerks her clit over the juvenile "essay." And, unsurprisingly, AsianFetishFag Adrian Dowe jerks off to it.
February 8, 2012: Desperate to gin up attention for her dying blog, attentionWhore Lena Chen REblogs some shit about Skank Pride Day. The masturbatory blog post focuses on fugly chinkSkank Abby P. Sun (aka Abby Sun Harvard abbypsun@gmail.com). A small handful of skanks like the blog, including Kara S. Marsh (predispositions.tumblr) and Sarah M. Cash (doesyourmamaknow.tumblr). Also included were photos of Photo of braindead whore Lori M. Adelman and negroidskank Andrea Plaid via skankwhore Vivien Wu
February 7, 2012: Unable to think about "writing" anything that doesn't involve shoving shit up her cunt, Lena Chen reblogs some random video from xoxosms. A handful of skanks chime in, including yellowhore Alice Wu (abcdefghiloveyou.tumblr), AsianFetishFag Paul Mata (otarsus), also:
nigwhore Marjorie Joseph (Montreal dearbecca.tumblr)
STDiseasedSkank Sarah Hauser [aka sarsann.tumblr (Graduate Student in French Studies, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, EMAIL: shauser2@illinois.edu
Program Assistant at Illinois Program in Paris
Teaching Assistant at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign)
February 5, 2012: Desperate for any crumb of validation, Lena Chen jizzes herself that she could give a cucumber-on-a-condom talk regarding how to Blog BukkakePorn. "OMG!1 My best talk EVER!!1" squealed skank Lena Chen. "Me too!1" chimed in STDiseasedWhore Marie Lyn Bernard. Other whores who liked the idea of blogging skankporn were Minhal Baig (Yale), Miriam Zoila Perez (Swarthmore), AznFetishFaggot Kameron Austin Collins, YaleSkank Rebecca Sylvers (Yale). Afterward, Lena Chen mooches food from HarvardCuntWhore Katie Zavadski
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February 2, 2012: Jobless whore Lena Chen posts pictures of shit she's made in the kitchen, waiting for sugardaddy Patrick Hamm to return home and jizz on her face for her allowance. Skanks who "like" this kind of pr0n include Chicago jizzslurper Sarah Gorr (fuckbuddy of STDiseased Alex Wayman) Publications International Ltd daughter of Liz Gorr and Steven Gorr), AznFetishFag Paul Mata (otarsus), Alexis Crawford (aka Alexis R. Crawford aka Lexi Crawford acrawf0rd thevirginhomicides.tumblr.com acrawfordbookings@gmail.com ...hmmm... wonder if Alexis R. Crawford gave her STDs to Jake White [Arizona]?), Rocio Mendoza (larebelde tumblr), nigwhore Janae Kelley (shedwellswithbeauty tumblr)
February 2, 2012: AttentionWhore Lena Chen posts 17 pictures depicting her lazy, mooching, jobless life. The photos (which aznfetishfaggot Eric Obenzinger jerksoff to as well as cumguzzlingSkank Sabrina Sadique [aka Sabrina A. Sadique]) include a few dumbfuck enablers of Lena's whoring, including Maria Athanassiu, faggotknobgobbler Jason D. Burke (Boston College School of Law), Yellowskank Abby P. Sun (aka Abby Sun [Hickman High School, Columbia Missouri, Harvard]) , psychonig Courtney Kennedy, "me so horny" yellowwhore Tiffanie Hsu, aznfetishfag Zac Pollinger (aka Zachary Pollinger, Zachary A. Pollinger), jizzguzzlingSkank Allegra Richards (suckincock at Harvard lol), whoreslut Mandy Gable, beanerskank Melissa Marie Garcia (aka Melissa M. Garcia)
January 31, 2012: jizzslurpingWhore Lena Chen blogs about PornWeek at Yale: "Yale asianskank Connie Cho's gonna do a GANGBANG! SO EMPOWERING!!!11" Only a handful of morons surf the blog, including AsianFetishFag Paul Mata (Mercedes, TX otarsus), skankwhore Denise Ann Wells (Yankton, SD) and whore Diane Shipley [[LOL @ Connie Cho Connie Cho Connie Cho Connie Cho Yale '13 Connie Cho and LOL @ her AsianFetishFag Eric W. Schultz [Northwestern University])
January 30, 2012: Lena Chen retweets shiit by skankwhore Riese Bernard (aka Marie Lyn Bernard aka Marie L. Bernard): "CUM see me in the YALE GANGBANG with jizzslurping beaner Miriam Z. Perez (aka Miriam Zoila Perez)!" Constance Cho Yale '13
January 29, 2012: "Running out of pocket money from sugardaddy Patrick Hamm," blogs Lena, "looks like I gotta mooch off of yellowcunt Joanna Ng (Accenture Alhambra California), asianfetishfag Jonathan Hakritsuk (UCSD), yellowfag Billy Yeung (UCS) and Johnny Wang (Accenture) "
January 28, 2012: "OMG!! At a faggot dancehall with Rheeqrheeq Chainey and jizzsucker Christian Garland!!"
January 27, 2012: Jobless whore Lena Chen blogs about getting fish tacos with another aznwhore, Evelina Giang (Alhambra California) "Love the pics of Patrick Hamm's jizz on your mouf!" squeals yellowskank Elizabeth Yao (South Setauket, NY)
January 26, 2012: "Stole my SKANKsister Gina Chen from classes at UCSD to whisk her to lunch at George's On The Cove!!" blogs Lena.
January 26, 2012: Jobless parasite whore Lena Chen spends another day of unemployment jerking her clit and posting shit to thechicktionary. Despite a full day of attentionwhoring, Lena Chen only attracts the eyes of a fast-dwindling circle of fucked-up jizzslurping skanks and asianfetishfags (Leanne Mirandilla [Dartmouth blogging as touchofbedlam], Diane Shipley (dianeshipley) cumslurpingWhore Diane Shipley, yellowhore Alice Wu (abcdefghiloveyou), brownskank Ace Amulong (prettyspectacular), asianskank Anjela Ramos (heartsnatcher & asiancracker), Erin M. Justice (erinmjustice), whore Rachel Hills (rachelhills), cumslurper Danielle Whited [MIT aka Danielle B. Whited @danielle.whited Accenture New York dbwhited@mit.edu justtellher tumblr], cokewhore Megan Baker (New York University, Megan Baker [FU Berlin], York High School Megan Baker) (AKA appropriation ohnomegan megan@meganbaker.net) Hayley Fisher [infectiousizzy], JapSkank Joanne Nishinaka (Los Angeles) Schurr High School & California State University- Fullerton], Denise A. Wells (aka deniseawells Denise Wells Yankton, SD) (Yankton South Dakota... uhoh, Denise A. Wells probably doesn't want her son Cameron Wells (Yankton SD) to find out about her whoring!). Megan Baker (NYU)
January 25, 2012: "OMG! Yellowskank Evelina Giang (yes, THAT Evelina Giang) and I basically inhaled a small piglet yesterday. Figures that I wind up visiting home during DineLA week. This was not exactly part of my post-Asia, start-eating-like-a-normal-person game plan," posted lazyskank Lena Chen. AznFetishFaggot John Esperanza (johnesperanza . tumblr) jerks off to yellowporn.
January 25, 2012: Lena Chen reveals that she pitched a fit at customs in Beijing, when they asked her about her STDs. "My herpes," screeched Lena Chen, "is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" A handful of STDiseased skanks surfed the page, including Amy Khuu (aka xtsamy on tumblr, Milpitas High School), Catherine Parkinson (Dallas, TX) 'kaki" (sailorv@gmail.com), Stella Shi (St. Louis) NYC (blogs at chimeless [tumblr] and http://www.whimsically.me http://flavors.me/stella), STDiseased Fatasskank Miriam Lazewatsky (aka Miriam J. Lazewatsky who now blogs at danishmodernlady (danishmodernlady.tumblr.com Gotta wonder what mommy and daddy Barbara Lazewatsky and Joel Lazewatsky think of their daughters SKANKBLOGGING...not to mention brother Dan Lazewatsky [and his slutwhore Haley Moore] and aunt Audrey Lazewatsky), and yellowwhore Viviane Tang (viviane212).
January 24, 2012: Jobless lazycunt moocLinkhes off of other whores (HUGETITTIED Tara Moross, aznskank Evelina Giang, and nigwhore Rheeqrheeq Chainey) clubbing at Soho House in West Hollywood.
January 24, 2012: Dumbcunt Lena Chen OUTS various STDiseased peeps who
answer a survey of hers while logged into their public Facebook accounts: Denise A. Wells (aka prosepetals Denise Wells aka Denise Ann Wells [Yankton, South Dakota]) Blogs from prosepetals (prosepetals.tumblr.com) Twitter: @DeniseAWells Email: denyceangel_40@yahoo.com and deniseawells40@gmail.com poor kid Cameron Wells
Oh, look, skankwhore Alla Goldman (James E. Rogers College of Law University of Arizona) (aka @allagoldman aka missmala . tumblr) got caught surfing dogPORN! lol
Elizabeth Wykes [Whatcom Community College] Blogs from: belyenochi (belyenochi.tumblr.com) [Bellingham, WA] Looks like STDiseasedWhore Elizabeth Wykes also has MENTAL ISSUES, according to her Google+: Elizabeth Wykes - Jul 18, 2011 - "Calling Whatcom psychiatric," wrote skankwhore Elizabeth Wykes, after learning her fugly STDiseased azz had been pumped-and-dumped yet AGAIN...
WARNING: Elizabeth Wykes (aka Elizabeth Peek aka Elizabeth Peek-Wykes) is a psychotic CUTTER... And has posted sexpics of herself with Casey Wykes. But, hey, as long as Elizabeth Peek sucks Casey Wykes cock like a champ, no probs!
FATASS DENIAL BLOGGER Margitte Kristjansson (UCSD) (aka Margitte L. Kristjansson aka Margitte Leah Kristjansson) PIC OF FATFUCK MARGITTE KRISTJANSSON HERE Blogs at: riotsnotdiets (ROFL), margitteleah.com Twitter: twitter.com/MargitteLeahFrom Seattle, Washington Born on 7 December 1985 Ph.D. Student at University of California at San Diego University of Washington B.A., Communication 2005 – 2009
Yellowskank Hazel Marie Alim (aka Hazel M. Alim) Blogs from: hmla0809 (hmla0809.tumblr.com) Studying Accounting at Pepperdine University,
Erin Elliott (Illinois Central College Sophomore, Majoring in Multimedia) Email: erinkeb@hotmail.com DOX: Erin Elliott / 111 Alternate Street /Peoria, IL 61603 (309) 687-5309 "I have two little kidlets: Jas [Elliott] and Cody [Elliott] and my partner, Andy Elliott." Flickr – caotica Tumblr: suprafae (suprafae.tumblr.com) Twitter: leonitafeliz
aznskank Monica He (aka Monica Mu He) [MBA Rice University] monica.he@rice.edu Eden Prairie Senior High School Tumblr: moomu (moomu.tumblr.com) BONUS: Monica Mu He blogs about how she got her multiple STDiseases HERE: [Monica Mu He]
nigwhore Ebony Vandross (Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences and Curry College 2006)
AznSkank Viviane Tang (NYC) Blogs from: Viviane212.tumblr.com and... VivianeSexCarnival.blogspot.com (Wow...another yellowslut with STDs! What a surprise!)
Farah Momin (Graduate Student, New School University NYC) Manager: Applied Brilliance. Blogs from: blerg (blerg.tumblr.com) Email: farahmomin@gmail.com
yellowskank Dena Vongchanh (Las Vegas, from San Jose CA) Blogs from: theamusingdee (theamusingdee.tumblr.com)
AsianFetishFag Paul Mata (Mercedes, Texas) Blogs from: otarsus.tumblr.com...Librarian Paul Mata FIRED for surfing asianporn from his workplace
YellowSkank Elizabeth Yao (University of Michigan) Brenda Gimotea Depasupil, HUGE TITTEDskank Tara Moross (Harvard),
DUMBcunt Amanda Van Slyke (Edmunton Alberta, Bellerose Composite High School) Blog: www.amandavanslyke.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/flurtsite Email: vanslykea@hotmail.com flurtsite (ooh...someone should tell a few peeps about pornsurfingSkank Amanda Van Slyke: Rosella Eleanor LaFevre from MLTS Magazine - 267-918-9789Donna Barker from Cariwest - 780-906-2682Christie Lavan from the ACWS- 780-456-7000
Whoreskank Allyson Lieberman (UPENN Medical School)
Kate DeMazza (University of Mary Washington) who slurps only VEGETARIAN jizz, tyvm. Kate DeMazza aims to begin the first circle clitjerk at UMW. http://twitter.com/katedemazza
Isabel Cole (isabelthespy, isabelthespy@gmail.com (Designer Supra Shoes NYC)
STDiseased Fatasskank Miriam Lazewatsky (aka Miriam J. Lazewatsky who now blogs at danishmodernlady (danishmodernlady.tumblr.com) Miriam Lazewastksy, who has yet to be institutionalized by Dan Lazewatsky or his cocksuckingWhore Hayley Moore
January 22-24, 2012: Jobless whoreParasite Lena Chen returns from her 3-week
jetsetting tour of Asia (paid for by sugardaddy Patrick Hamm) and spends two days
jerking her clit on the internet (BIG surprise). lol Erin Flanagan
January 17, 2012: Jobless whore Lena Chen poasts a picture of herself in Hong Kong (traveling on sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money). Dumbcunt nigwhore Taryn Marshall (Fullerton College) apparently likes yellowskanks to sell their orifices for pocketmoney...
January 16-17, 2012: filthywhore Hanne Blank @hanneblank Baltimore, Maryland, USA dirtycunt Katie Stack aka Katie M. Stack @KatieMStack Minnesota @antipretty_yyc skank Kendall Rae blogs about the HPVsores on her lips/cunt/anus. AsianFetishFag Satchel Kornfeld (American University, Washington DC) tweets: "Just got BookofKink in the mail! I'm gonna spank to it tonite!" (Satchel Kornfeld's Facebook: http://facebook.com/Lehctas)
January 15, 2012: @hugoschwyzer "Sentiment goes both ways," tweets whore Lena Chen to pervprof Hugo Schwyzer, "I wanna suck that cut cock of yours again!!" "Trying to bring fatandtheivy [= Fatass Denial BloggerWhore Jenn Leyva Check out her ACNESCARS HERE:] here for a fatass activism event."
January 13, 2012: Moronicunt Lena Chen posts shit on her blog that's supposed to pass for "wit":
Patrick Hamm: You LA girls. You're tough as shit, aren't you?
Lena Chen: Yep. And so is my pussy.
Patrick Hamm: I love it.
Lena Chen: Ugh.
As insipid as this horseshit is, a handful of stupid skanks and AsianFetishFags claim to "like" it, including halfAsianSkank Erin Flanagan (San Diego from Portland @emikohiilani) who, just like cumdumpster Lena Chen, has posted NUDE photos of herself on her blog (curvesthewords.tumblr.com): for Erin Emiko Flanagan NUDE Erin Flanagan NUDE Erin Flanagan TITS/FACE/PUSSY/Ass, go here: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1853607&forum_id=2 (More Erin Flanagan blogs here: http://erinemiko.tumblr.com/
http://www.facebook.com/eflanagan2 ) erinemiko.tumblr.com
January 11, 2012: "Happy Birthday!" tweets Lena Chen to diseasedSkank Lesley Kinzel (Boston)
January 9, 2012: "Hey, can I crash at your place?" begs Lena Chen of YellowFetishFag Evan Kornbluh. "I can suck your cock REAL good!" "I can SUCK COCK," writes Miriam Lazewatsky (Miriam J. Lazewatsky) "too!"
January 8, 2012: "So excited I'm SQUIRTING IN MY PANTIES," tweets whore Nancy Schwartzman (Brooklyn, NYC) to skank Lena Chen, brownslut Samhita Mukhopadhyay, STDiseasedWhore Heather Corinna (Seattle).
January 8, 2012: Lena Chen blogs about her cunt again, describing how she relieved the itching/burning/etc after Patrick Hamm infected her with ANOTHER STDisease. "Yeah, I got herpes," replies Allyson Lieberman (UPENN Medical School Allyson Lieberman) then shares her "holistic" relief from the scorching open sores.
January 7, 2012: "Puked my brains out," blogs Lena Chen, showing once again that she's unable to write about anything that doesn't involve one of her diseased orifices...nigho Letrice Moten (Letrice Goodson) pops in on whore Lena Chen's Facebook.
January 5, 2012: Thin-skinned whores Lena Chen, Sady Doyle, Jaclyn Friedman, nigwhore Zerlina Maxwell, and stupidcunt Danielle Citron try to cobble together a discussion panel titled, "WAAAAHHH!! I GOT BUTTHURT BY PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF ME!!"
January 3, 2012: 'Surprisingly," tweets ungrateful cunt Lena Chen, humilating the guy who pays her rent/food/travel/etc "my rapist sugardaddy Patrick Hamm didn't find it "fundamentally irritating" when I revealed he has feelings like rest of us'
January 3, 2012: Jobless Lena Chen leaves for a 3-week Asian vacation. Needless to say, sugardaddy Patrick Hamm is paying. As a result, Patrick Hamm spends the next 5 days fuckingALL of Lena Chen's holes...until Patrick Hamm gives Lena Chen ANOTHER STDisease (see January 8, 2012)
January 3, 2012: Jobless Lena Chen spends the day jerking her clit on Twitter. "Spank that cunt!" cheers nigwhore Zerlina Maxwell (NYC). "I'm jerking my clit too," tweets April Yee (Dubai and Abu Dhabi) "lol!"
YOU ALL GOT PWNED!!!
December 26, 2011: "Which lube should I get?" tweets Irin Carmon to STDWhore Lena Chen, "My pussy is stretched out of shape from all the cocks that have nailed it"
December 25-26, 2011: Jobless Lena Chen spends an obsessive 36 hours tweeting some dumb cunt (Meghan Murphy aka Meghan E. Murphy [Vancouver BC]) and pervprof Hugo Schwyzer (who begs Lena Chen to come to Pasadena to suck Schwyzer's freshly cutcock again [Eira Schwyzer Eira Schwywzer still seems to be blissfully ignorant of her husbands continued fucking of 20something flesh]
December 23, 2011: Lena Chen receives a tweet from STDiseased nigwhore Morgane Richardson [@Morgane_R]
December 23, 2011: "Ugh! How do I cover up these herpesores??" tweets Maria Diaz (Oakland California) to STDskank Lena Chen
December 22, 2011: Hypocrite Lena Chen blasts white guys with an Asian Fetish (ex: Marcus Stuhr, Chris Frasco, Samuel Lipoff, Satchel Kornfeld). Hilariously, dumbcunt Lena Chen fails to realize her "ASIAN FETISH GUYS ARE PERVS!!1" remarks apply to her rapey sugardaddy Patrick Hamm (who only fucksfugly yellowcunts)
December 20, 2011: "Does this bikini make my tits too small?" tweets yellowSkank Nancy Sun (nancylicious nancysun)
December 20, 2011: "I wanted to surf your pornblog," tweets Tanya Zelaya (University of Chicago and Park City, Utah) to pornwhore Lena Chen, "but my workplace [Park City Mountain Resort [Park City, Utah]] BLOCKS it! :( " For more on pornsurfer Tanya Zelaya, see http://www.linkedin.com/pub/tanya-zelaya/34/5a4/76
December 19, 2011: "Would you suck me off for $20?" tweets David Gonzalez (Cambrige MA @davidgonzalez43) to cocksucking Lena Chen
December 17, 2011: "OMG!" tweets Lena Chen, who posts a link to pornsite http://crimsoncocks.tumblr.com/ "these COCKS are much bigger than Patrick Hamm's!"
December 17, 2011: Lena Chen tweets: "OMG! Drunk again!" She then tweets pervprof Hugo Schwyzer, "So what if I suck your cock again? Eira [Schwyzer] doesn't hafta find out! ;)"
December 16, 2011: Lena Chen sucks Patrick Hamm's cock for spending money, then jetsets to NYC
December 15, 2011: "I miss my fuckbuddy [Patrick Hamm]," tweets skank Lena Chen, "so I've resorted to looking at photos of him at age 20. This is only creepy if I masturbate, right?" http://twitter.com/#!/lenachen/status/147206111647371264
December 14, 2011: STDiseased Lena Chen goes to the clinic to check on the burning itch in her twat. She suspects Patrick Hamm has been fucking around again.
December 14, 2011: Some dumbskank (Olivia Benowitz [NYC blonderedefined.blogspot.com @LilMissO.twitter) tweets a picture of her clit to Lena Chen. "aaaahhhh so cute!!" replies the whore.
December 13, 2011: Jobless Lena Chen tweets about her latest jetsetting orgy: "Boston —> NYC —> Germany —> Singapore —> Malaysia —> China (Hong Kong/Nanjing/Shanghai) —> LA —> Boston. AND PATRICK [HAMM] IS PAYING!"
December 13, 2011: skankwhore Rachel Kramer Bussel (raquelita) tweets Lena for her advice on sucking cock for money. "Do it if you need it," tweets back Lena Chen, "and then ditch the guilt!"
December 12, 2011: California whore Margeaux Klein [margeauxklein] tweets Lena for advice on picking up Euros hooking in France. Skank Rachel Hills tweets Lena about her STDs also, nigwhore Zerlina Mazwell
December 12, 2011: Lena Chen, proving she can't write about anything NOT involving her diseased cunt, posts about her pap smear and brazilian wax.
December 10, 2011: Yellowhore Julie Block (@likeWTFMate) tweets about her herpesores to Lena Chen
December 6, 2011: Jobless Lena Chen posts a line from the 1988 movie "Heathers": "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make." (Obviously worthlesswhore Lena Chen didn't decide well.)
December 6, 2011: Jobless Lena Chen spends another 12 hour day on twitter, retweeting lines from the movie "Heathers" and shit from YellowFetishFag Aaron Gibralter (agibralter Urtak) and nigwhore social worker Nicole Clark (@MsNicoleClark NYC)
December 5, 2011: "Think I could review gay porn as a job?" tweets Lena Chen to brownskank Lux Alptraum (NYC luxnightmare)
December 3, 2011: Insipid BeanerSkank Alisha Ramos begs Lena Chen for money for some feminist bullshit or other. YellowFetishFag David Waldman (KagroX) tweets Lena Chen asking for 1) her yellowcunt and 2) drugs
December 3, 2011: InsipidAttentionWhore Lena Chen tweets Joseph Gordon-Levitt to beg for free publicity
November 30, 2011: Desperate for any crumb of validation, Lena Chen squirts herself over an "article" in some bottom-feeding "magazine" with a circulation of less than 1,000
November 30, 2011: "OMG you have herpes?" tweets STDiseased Samantha Weatherford (slweathersby Missouri), "Me too!" http://slpslwstl.wordpress.com/ Guys at Missouri State University and Truman State University are recommended not to fuck herpeskank Samantha Weatherford without DOUBLEWRAPPING your rascal! (lol @ dumbcunt's "thesis" Expressive Language and Dementia: A study comparing reaction to generic and personal photographs in people with dementia)
November 28, 2011: Lena Chen, who is unable to write about anthing that doesn't involve her fucklife with Patrick Hamm, posts about Patrick's latest obsession with poop-play. "OMG, my husband, too!" replies Denise A. Wells (aka Denise A. Gore) in Atlanta, Georgie deniseawells40@gmail.com prosepetals.tumblr.com
November 25-27, 2011: Lena Chen receives tweets from YellowFetishFag Jack Stratton (@writingdirty Greenpoint, Brooklyn NYC). Meanwhile, jobless Lena Chen spends the rest of the day tweeting STDiseasedWhore Aida Manduley (Brown University), nigfuck Markham Lee (@magnus99k), and jizzslurpingWhore Cara Kulwicki (Rochester, NY [thecurvature ]), and NYC DrippyCunt Kate Goldwater [auh2odesigns], & cumdumpster Viviane Tang (NYC Viviane212)
November 24, 2011: YellowFetishFag David Weinfeld (davidtheicon NYC) tweets Lena Chen looking for a yellowhore to suck Weinfeld's diseasedcock for $30. whore Lena Chen also receives tweets from ChickWithADick Kyla Bender-Baird (Brooklyn kylabb) and YellowFetishFag Elliott Back (aka Elliott C. Back NYC)
November 22, 2011: Another day, another all-day twitter session for jobless lazycunt Lena Chen. Contacts: skankwhore Karen Baldwin (karenmbaldwin aka Karen M. Baldwin Karen S. Baldwin aka Karen Shields Baldwin), asianFetishFag Ryan Shell (ryanshell NYC), Steph Burton (aka Stephanie Burton NYC thegirlwontstop.tumblr), PornSurfingWhore KC Ellis (Virginia Commonwealth University kcellis GlobalGiving fancyheroes.tumblr.com)
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November 21, 2011: Desperate to goose traffic to her dying site by posting something "edgy," dumbcunt Lena Chen whines, yet again, about her habit of barfing to assuage her pudgy fat ass. Stupidskank Sara Neville (Sara Neville Penn State Brandywine), dumbwhore Talia Cain, cumslurper Brenna Glazebrook, bird-flipping fired Ohio State University dumbskank Ren Cozad Link(OSU aka Lauren Cozad aka renscribbles.tumblr.com @renchirps [twitter] Lauren E. Cozad Ren Cozad)
November 19-21, 2011: Jobless parasite Lena Chen returns from a drunken gangbang at the Harvard-Yale game and jerks her clit on Twitter. She begs for information on how to scam Uncle Sam on this year's tax forms (gotta hide that $$$ she's been getting from sucking Patrick Hamm's cock!). Whore S.E. Smith (Fort Bragg, CA @sesmithwrites meloukhia.com) and Karen Baldwin (Karen Sheilds Baldwin Karen M. Baldwin [karenmbaldwin Boston, MA]) tweet taxevasion advice back. Lena also retweets shit by dumbwhore Roxanne Krystalli (Jerusalem rkrystalli)
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November 18, 2011: Whore Lena Chen writes about the dildoes she most enjoys shoving up her snatch. A half-dozen idiot skanks get outted surfing the DildoBlog, including: Julia Szybala (aka Julia L. Szybala aka Julia Lynn Szybala [Associate Hughes Hubbard & Reed LLP in Washington DC), Victoria Song (Ottawa [Business Effectiveness Team at Bank of Canada]), Yamileth Medina (Miami, media assistant at WorldCompliance), Sara Bivigou, Cristina Tolentino (Cristina M. Tolentino) Los Angeles, Eva Stojchevska (Harvard) (@eva0607), Lisa Jing (Harvard, Boston Latin School), Minhal Baig (Yale 2012) Editorial Assistant at The Yale Review, Eva Rose (Eva Castro Samayoa Rubenberg) Harvard, Lexington High School, Katie Zavadski (aka Katie R. Zavadski Harvard), aznfetishfag Daniel Warren Reeves (Bunker Hill Community College), aznskank Connie Cho (Yale University, Intern at Dwight Hall Urban Fellowship), Sarah Jensen (Barrie, Ontario (Client Care at Telus), Laurentian University), Patrick Hamm, Julia Bedford (Madison Wisconsin), Mei Qing (Toronto Ontario @nowever), Jacob Guzman (Chapman Law)
November 17-18, 2011: Jobless for 18 months, skankyparasite Lena Chen spends the day and night obsessively tweeting to cuntslike fatass denial blogger Jenn Leyva, and aziawhore Julie Block (@likeWTFmate).
November 17, 2011: Desperate to boost traffic to her dying shitblog, whoreblogger Lena Chen posts about dumbnig Jamia Wilson's BS contest and the Harvard-Yale game.
November 16, 2011: Now regretting the results of posting her nudebukkake pics (with disgraced ex-Harvard sociology pervprof Patrick Hamm), Lena Chen whines about the criticism she's received online. fugly yellowhore Stephanie Fang (twitter.com/sfang17) & dumbcunt Veronica Arreola (Chicago veronicaeye) and fatass STDiseased Emily Anderso (Pasadena, Maryland iamemjoyce) & skankycunt pornsurfing Kara Smarsh (Ohio State University (OSU) ksmarsh@bgsu.edu karasmarsh as well as azianfetishfag JACK HAUCK approve. lena chen twitter lena chen wiki lena chen photo
November 16, 2011: Unable to form a thought which doesn't revolve around shoving things into her gunt, bipolarNympho Lena Chen posts a perverted December Holiday's poster. Kikecunt Meaghan Riether (aka Meaghan M. Riether Harvard · Neshaminy High School) approves
November 14, 2011: "OMG!, Take twentythree zine's anon survey re: porn-habits!!" tweets jobless parasite whore Lena Chen. Records show that beenerskank Yamileth Medina (WorldCompliance Miami [formerly miamigleek now tenderoni-.tumblr.com]) takes the quiz and cokewhore Megan Baker (New York University, Megan Baker [FU Berlin], York High School Megan Baker) takes the quiz and cumslurper Caitlin Johnston () takes the pornquiz. (lena chen wiki, lena chen twitter)
November 13, 2011: Lena Chen, who pretends her masturbatory blog counts as a "job", gives blowjobs to her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm until he gives her money for another ANATOMY OF A SHOPPING SPREE: "Gabby dress (worn as top) by Torn by Ronny Kobo (via Swirl), Corey Lynn Calter shorts (via Peachfrog in Williamsburg), stockings by Cynthia Rowley (via Swirl), and stone onyx bead bracelet by Alisa Michelle (via Swirl)." (Dumbwhore Lauren Cozad (aka Lauren E. Cozad aka Ren Cozad [renscribbles.tumblr.com & twitter.com/renchirps]) likes the idea of giving blowjobs for shopping money.) ("In other news," diseased braindead whore Lena Chen claims to be "working on a book proposal"--which is a laughable thought, since Lena Chen's entire blogging "career"--for which she squandered her chance at an education at Harvard--range the gamut of "the 30 cocks I remember shoving into my cunt" and "cum I've had blasted on my face")
November 12, 2011: Lazy parasite Lena Chen tweets about using her sugardaddy Patrick Hamm's money to buy two orders of "poutine...Fries + cheese curd + gravy." (In related news, Lena Chen's bloat is increasing
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