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Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 it's fucking awesome Jade tattoo double fault   10/11/14 it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th... cruel-hearted corner   10/11/14 " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap... Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire   10/11/14 this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure... cruel-hearted corner   10/11/14 what makes you an expert on consensual incest? Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire   10/11/14 i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee... cruel-hearted corner   10/11/14 i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ... Jade tattoo double fault   10/11/14 180 Bespoke Queen Of The Night Toilet Seat   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... cruel-hearted corner   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... carnelian aromatic legend juggernaut   10/11/14 ... Jade tattoo double fault   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! Misanthropic doctorate jew   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it Jade tattoo double fault   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... cruel-hearted corner   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... Heady crimson stead wrinkle   10/11/14 ... Godawful histrionic school   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... slap-happy lavender heaven   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza   10/11/14 lol Glassy bbw   10/11/14 underrated self-absorbed bateful indian lodge   10/11/14 ... Crusty Citrine Dingle Berry   10/12/14 ... hateful gaming laptop psychic   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters black reading party crotch   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 ... Heady crimson stead wrinkle   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... black reading party crotch   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight black reading party crotch   10/11/14 ... hateful gaming laptop psychic   10/27/14 lol talented infuriating digit ratio   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology Pink Startled Quadroon Shrine   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? twisted turquoise private investor house   10/11/14 ... bossy resort   10/11/14 180 Hairless persian   10/11/14 180 Aqua goyim   10/11/14 180 Sticky clown   10/11/14 ... Drunken mint sex offender   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... Fragrant Garrison   10/11/14 ... lascivious shaky stag film masturbator   10/11/14 that was a good thread Sticky clown   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. charismatic frum nowag newt   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. Misanthropic doctorate jew   10/11/14 ... Free-loading Kitchen Karate   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 180 Hairless persian   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... Misanthropic doctorate jew   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... Misanthropic doctorate jew   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... 180 gas station   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... Disturbing   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone Godawful histrionic school   10/11/14 ... provocative generalized bond brethren   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 ... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 ... hateful gaming laptop psychic   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 Go on... hateful gaming laptop psychic   10/27/14 ... 180 gas station   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight provocative generalized bond brethren   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... vigorous transparent   10/11/14 ... provocative generalized bond brethren   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... Disturbing   10/11/14 Yessir. vigorous transparent   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza   10/11/14 ... Motley Twinkling Shitlib Faggot Firefighter   10/11/14 ... Supple vengeful senate   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. Soul-stirring underhanded cuck   10/12/14 ... hateful gaming laptop psychic   10/27/14 ... Crusty Citrine Dingle Berry   10/12/14 ... hateful gaming laptop psychic   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 lol incestmos Effete selfie property   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? Drunken mint sex offender   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people Disturbing   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... Sticky clown   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread hateful gaming laptop psychic   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? Aqua goyim   10/11/14 ... Impertinent costumed circlehead   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic spruce black woman   10/11/14 ... Impertinent costumed circlehead   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 ... Free-loading Kitchen Karate   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 God fucking dammit Brass library mad cow disease   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! Chocolate trip lettuce   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... Effete selfie property   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... Sticky clown   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... 180 gas station   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... Godawful histrionic school   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 ... bonkers adventurous public bath people who are hurt   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box overrated razzmatazz dysfunction   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... Crawly Rehab   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... Crawly Rehab   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/11/14 in on epic thread contagious cuckold   10/11/14 ... bright hideous trump supporter   10/11/14 ... Supple vengeful senate   10/11/14 Oh my provocative generalized bond brethren   10/11/14 omg maniacal fortuitous meteor   10/11/14 ... judgmental headpube   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... Sticky clown   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. Misanthropic doctorate jew   10/11/14 BAW GAWD provocative generalized bond brethren   10/11/14 ... Supple vengeful senate   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on Green university   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright maniacal fortuitous meteor   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 startling   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER White   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... fear-inspiring appetizing ratface   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... contagious cuckold   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... Insecure prole goal in life   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... Irate yarmulke nursing home   10/11/14 ... black reading party crotch   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 ... painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. Frisky Lay Patrolman   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... Maize Nofapping Coffee Pot   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 ... Drunken mint sex offender   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. aphrodisiac mahogany parlor puppy   10/11/14 wtf Slate   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... haunting   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... Irate yarmulke nursing home   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... haunting   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... twisted turquoise private investor house   10/11/14 ... Sticky clown   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg Sticky clown   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... fear-inspiring appetizing ratface   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... Disturbing   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? Duck-like Travel Guidebook Pistol   10/11/14 That's what I thought Disturbing   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? Irate yarmulke nursing home   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... startling   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. Disturbing   10/11/14 ... Sticky clown   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... 180 gas station   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... startling   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 ... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... twisted turquoise private investor house   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 ... Sticky clown   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... yellow wagecucks   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast Khaki hilarious regret   11/21/15 ... vigorous transparent   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 gtfo beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... Claret   10/11/14 Holy shit Chocolate trip lettuce   10/11/14 ? cream hospital   10/11/14 ... seedy big-titted immigrant mad-dog skullcap   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... confused affirmative action   10/11/14 i think it is :( slap-happy lavender heaven   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... confused affirmative action   10/11/14 good self deprecation maniacal fortuitous meteor   10/11/14 ... seedy big-titted immigrant mad-dog skullcap   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU Jet Sneaky Criminal   10/11/14 lol Sticky clown   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread Drunken mint sex offender   10/12/14 180 Massive roast beef   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/11/14 120 deep base   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... provocative generalized bond brethren   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... Drunken mint sex offender   10/11/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/11/14 what song is playing? Drunken mint sex offender   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u Godawful histrionic school   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... Cerise Macaca   10/12/14 ... flushed irradiated center   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this exciting nudist meetinghouse   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us Jade tattoo double fault   10/12/14 ... Crawly Rehab   12/06/14 ... flushed irradiated center   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... honey-headed   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... autistic main people   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit Ivory site idea he suggested   10/12/14 Well!? Brass library mad cow disease   10/12/14 ... flushed irradiated center   10/12/14 plz respond Jade tattoo double fault   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... angry knife candlestick maker   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. Motley Twinkling Shitlib Faggot Firefighter   10/12/14 Well? Frisky Lay Patrolman   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... burgundy   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy cream hospital   10/12/14 180000000 Hairless persian   10/12/14 ?? curious cruise ship   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? Supple vengeful senate   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... Hyperventilating sick skinny woman   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... Green university   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 K, ty. Green university   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. Green university   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... cream hospital   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 ... provocative generalized bond brethren   10/12/14 ... Insecure prole goal in life   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... vigorous transparent   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia Tripping lime useless brakes temple   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... exciting nudist meetinghouse   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! cruel-hearted corner   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 slap-happy lavender heaven   10/12/14 please continue Crusty Citrine Dingle Berry   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... Jade tattoo double fault   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... vigorous transparent   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro carmine   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 ... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? Translucent soggy principal's office   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... Topaz   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) Topaz   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! Big Dopamine   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore carmine   10/12/14 ty territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... carmine   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing Topaz   10/12/14 And scene. Drunken mint sex offender   10/12/14 nigger territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. Drunken mint sex offender   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON Drunken mint sex offender   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened Topaz   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 ... disgusting umber parlour   10/12/14 ... Drunken mint sex offender   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 ... Irate yarmulke nursing home   10/12/14 real update, plz? cruel-hearted corner   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... salmon violent really tough guy   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 Post 600! Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? sickened dragon   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho Slate   10/12/14 You don't? House-broken plaza water buffalo   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... Ivory site idea he suggested   10/12/14 ... vigorous transparent   10/12/14 wtf Translucent soggy principal's office   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... black reading party crotch   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me black reading party crotch   10/12/14 ... Cerise Macaca   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... dun lodge kitty   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... black reading party crotch   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... startling   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... black reading party crotch   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere dun lodge kitty   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... Free-loading Kitchen Karate   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state   10/12/14 ... charismatic frum nowag newt   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister Stimulating splenetic voyeur famous landscape painting   10/12/14 did u fuck or not territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... Translucent soggy principal's office   10/12/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... yellow wagecucks   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... Maize Nofapping Coffee Pot   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... Misanthropic doctorate jew   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... carmine   10/12/14 ... Khaki hilarious regret   11/21/15 ... gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. Drunken mint sex offender   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... Pink Startled Quadroon Shrine   10/12/14 This is a great guess. Supple vengeful senate   10/13/14 180, ty. Green university   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... Pearly Sweet Tailpipe   10/12/14 180 shimmering   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well deranged azn   10/31/16 ... Khaki hilarious regret   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... Shivering kitty cat   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... rebellious ruby turdskin therapy   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... lascivious shaky stag film masturbator   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... startling   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state   10/12/14 titc analysis bistre comical crackhouse codepig   10/18/14 ... Khaki hilarious regret   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... Frisky Lay Patrolman   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... twisted turquoise private investor house   10/13/14 ? painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich   10/13/14 ... Mewling purple boltzmann pit   10/27/14 ... carmine   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... Godawful histrionic school   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... fear-inspiring appetizing ratface   12/06/14 ... Translucent soggy principal's office   04/07/15 ... lascivious shaky stag film masturbator   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... crystalline   04/22/15 ... curious cruise ship   05/17/15 ... Thirsty Volcanic Crater   06/04/15 Not flame. Godawful histrionic school   08/18/15 update? orange   10/06/15 ... chartreuse slimy international law enforcement agency   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? carmine   10/11/15 ... maniacal fortuitous meteor   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. Wild   10/12/15 bump cream hospital   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Stubborn marketing idea   11/25/15 ... Translucent soggy principal's office   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras Translucent soggy principal's office   12/27/15 ... Thirsty Volcanic Crater   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era bronze windowlicker   03/10/16 ... Mind-boggling hall   03/28/16 ... Vivacious theater stage coldplay fan   06/27/16 PotY 2014 violet know-it-all   06/27/16 ... painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich   08/21/16 ... Henna   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... Translucent soggy principal's office   08/22/16 ... Pontificating elastic band chad   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck kink-friendly walnut   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. Dark scourge upon the earth   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... kink-friendly walnut   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... Pontificating elastic band chad   09/13/16 ... hateful gaming laptop psychic   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? Pontificating elastic band chad   09/13/16 Game of "" out-of-control idiot   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? Pontificating elastic band chad   09/13/16 ...   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp Henna   09/13/16 ... chartreuse slimy international law enforcement agency   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... sepia odious station   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state   10/31/16 :-)   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread Translucent soggy principal's office   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... hot genital piercing   10/31/16 ... Khaki hilarious regret   10/09/18 ... charismatic frum nowag newt   11/21/16 ... Translucent soggy principal's office   01/10/17 ... pocket flask   02/04/17 ... charismatic frum nowag newt   02/04/17 ...   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen canary gaping   02/04/17 ...   02/04/17 ...   02/04/17 ... hot genital piercing   02/05/17 ...   02/08/17 ... pale filthpig pervert   06/28/17 ...   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... light bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard toaster   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today alcoholic keepsake machete   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty canary gaping   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP Effete selfie property   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. fiercely-loyal feces   12/18/17 ... Erotic Faggotry   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much fat ankles   01/06/18 ...   02/06/18 ... nubile sable mental disorder   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump hot genital piercing   10/06/18 4 year bump light bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard toaster   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! talking twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend   10/09/18 ... Orchid location giraffe   10/17/18 ... buff flirting telephone   05/19/19 ... Diverse obsidian stage   05/19/19 ... startling   10/14/19 ... Translucent soggy principal's office   05/05/20 ... grizzly national security agency   06/28/20 ... blood rage   06/29/20 ... startling   07/10/20 ... thriller impressive whorehouse   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too Gaped deer antler   10/10/20 where are we on this? cobalt foreskin   10/10/20 TITCR Sooty place of business factory reset button   02/17/21 ... talking twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend   10/08/21 ... Primrose incel background story   02/17/21 ... startling   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... flickering mood stage   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... boistinker   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... boistinker   10/11/21 ... talking twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend   10/07/22 ... blue electric furnace   12/02/21 ... naked party of the first part   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day lemon indirect expression   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old kink-friendly walnut   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! Iridescent rigor   10/10/22 ... blue electric furnace   10/10/22 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... blue electric furnace   11/23/22 ... bonkers adventurous public bath people who are hurt   05/06/23 ... awkward internal respiration   05/06/23 Time flies gay wizard   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... Wild   05/06/23 ... naked party of the first part   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... lemon indirect expression   10/09/23 ... goy orbison   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... narrow-minded hairy legs   10/09/23 ... hot genital piercing   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI Chest-beating Halford   10/20/23 ... hot genital piercing   10/20/23 ...   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME amethyst greedy preventive strike   10/20/23 ... blue electric furnace   10/20/23 ... talking twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend   10/20/23 ...   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today associate   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ Ivory site idea he suggested   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread bonkers adventurous public bath people who are hurt   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485946) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485970) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Green university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485977) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Aqua goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485983) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485985) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Bat shit crazy cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485989) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Bearded locus boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486001) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Rough-skinned fishy dilemma cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486010) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: Aqua goyim HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486149) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486163) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: spectacular cowardly messiness institution Ever catch a glimpse of her naked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486145) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM Author: laughsome abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486154) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488523) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: Bearded locus boiling water send her a dick pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486043) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: laughsome abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486047) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM Author: Sticky clown she's flaming u back u autistic wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486452) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488686) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: sepia odious station fuck her, and society, right in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586932) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: spectacular cowardly messiness institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486077) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486352) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM Author: passionate business firm community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486654) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487209) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: curious cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487269) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487676) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM Author: Pea-brained hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488168) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Drunken mint sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491512) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Wonderful Metal Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491577) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: bistre comical crackhouse codepig laughing so hard at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544107) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586902) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: goy orbison https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330090) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: Flesh glittery hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44515648) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597183) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire Depends. How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Cracking medicated nibblets jewess not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Cracking medicated nibblets jewess imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498511) Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM Author: Ultramarine Floppy Degenerate Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26596047) Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM Author: Copper Razzle-dazzle Sanctuary bump for columbus day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910132) Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: charismatic frum nowag newt At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29451893) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: Excitant Indecent Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548874) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Opaque hunting ground brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485991) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: deep base Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486011) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486029) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Aqua goyim brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486045) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487216) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490057) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren He speaks for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486218) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: galvanic weed whacker new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487077) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: spectacular cowardly messiness institution Sounds like Festivus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486074) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: zippy rose native Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486417) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"? EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: dead bawdyhouse son of senegal lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Sticky clown cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486465) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Silver set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487207) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Chrome Bisexual Theater could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486217) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: House-broken plaza water buffalo Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486267) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486292) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: dead bawdyhouse son of senegal Twist: She already sent him the lick message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Sticky clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: racy school cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: Orchid location giraffe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: passionate business firm community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486374) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486406) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486648) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486859) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Aqua goyim "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486868) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486882) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: Chrome Bisexual Theater seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486513) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486657) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM Author: Green university How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486517) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM Author: Sticky clown second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486480) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486572) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Flatulent mediation round eye No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486829) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: Fuchsia Multi-colored Trailer Park Antidepressant Drug wildly underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489396) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: Gold church building half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870990) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: thriller impressive whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084605) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: fear-inspiring appetizing ratface You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486670) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486699) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza i have no recollection of posting in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586916) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: violent disrespectful chapel depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768001) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486811) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: angry knife candlestick maker ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489124) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate it's a serious issue bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489133) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM Author: bright hideous trump supporter (xo 2014) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486824) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486869) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac mahogany parlor puppy a damning indictment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500280) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: Arousing mustard death wish 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486887) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: Ocher beady-eyed field if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487106) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate cr. swiping overrides biology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487109) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487131) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489327) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: galvanic weed whacker new version Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: galvanic weed whacker new version Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Ocher beady-eyed field 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Chrome Bisexual Theater honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: amber idiotic step-uncle's house message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Green university lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: curious cruise ship lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Brass library mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Ocher beady-eyed field 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: Sticky clown well. fucking. played. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: cerebral balding police squad casino yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: lilac concupiscible address (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: Mind-boggling hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: Marvelous hissy fit (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: cream hospital LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Marvelous hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Sticky clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: self-absorbed bateful indian lodge oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: bonkers adventurous public bath people who are hurt brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Marvelous hissy fit titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Green university Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: passionate business firm community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: black reading party crotch this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: flickering mood stage Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Green university Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: self-absorbed bateful indian lodge nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: self-absorbed bateful indian lodge well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: 180 gas station box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: Stimulating splenetic voyeur famous landscape painting selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: stirring cocky church This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Jade tattoo double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: slap-happy lavender heaven 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Jade tattoo double fault life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Green university I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: cordovan low-t national ape can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: Stimulating splenetic voyeur famous landscape painting there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Marvelous hissy fit *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: offensive range milk WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: bright hideous trump supporter fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Green university Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: exciting nudist meetinghouse multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: Ocher beady-eyed field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: Charcoal spot SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: vibrant ladyboy pozpig *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Pink Startled Quadroon Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Dashing theatre The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: electric milky box office gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: curious cruise ship WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: curious cruise ship listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: slap-happy lavender heaven 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: bright hideous trump supporter post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: buck-toothed insane partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: fluffy insanely creepy ceo corn cake 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: dead bawdyhouse son of senegal This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: misunderstood philosopher-king forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: bull headed pearl menage athletic conference take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: dull ticket booth What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: fear-inspiring appetizing ratface Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Duck-like Travel Guidebook Pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Frisky Lay Patrolman Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: fear-inspiring appetizing ratface she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Yapping stock car even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: Green university She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Irate yarmulke nursing home *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Mauve Fantasy-prone Laser Beams Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: Effete selfie property wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: flushed irradiated center HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Pink Startled Quadroon Shrine Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: flushed irradiated center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Motley Twinkling Shitlib Faggot Firefighter this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: bistre comical crackhouse codepig honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: Diverse obsidian stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Chocolate trip lettuce I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Boyish pungent pisswyrm french chef oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Big Dopamine agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: flushed irradiated center Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Big Dopamine Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Sticky clown ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: Flatulent mediation round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: misunderstood philosopher-king forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: Sticky clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: zippy rose native lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: nubile sable mental disorder amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Green university 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Chrome Bisexual Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: dun lodge kitty OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Chocolate trip lettuce Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: flushed irradiated center FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: Sticky clown nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: Boyish pungent pisswyrm french chef did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Motley Twinkling Shitlib Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: titillating market 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: racy school cafeteria long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Crawly Rehab fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: Exhilarant Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: useless dog poop locale plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Exhilarant Tanning Salon must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Sticky clown lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Hairless persian 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: geriatric personal credit line legal warrant I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Godawful histrionic school 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: misunderstood philosopher-king forum FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: Sticky clown lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: French Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Godawful histrionic school poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: Tripping lime useless brakes temple please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: disgusting umber parlour lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: disgusting umber parlour never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: Aqua goyim uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: Snowy razzle space sound barrier this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Godawful histrionic school (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: slap-happy lavender heaven (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Snowy razzle space sound barrier it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Hairraiser red den http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Tripping lime useless brakes temple keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: learning disabled abusive stain gunner cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Brindle aggressive area love of her life Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Gold church building half-breed lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Sticky clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: cruel-hearted corner i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Jade tattoo double fault it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: cruel-hearted corner it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: cruel-hearted corner this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Jade tattoo double fault i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Bespoke Queen Of The Night Toilet Seat 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: carnelian aromatic legend juggernaut Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: Jade tattoo double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Jade tattoo double fault counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: slap-happy lavender heaven there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Glassy bbw lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: self-absorbed bateful indian lodge underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Crusty Citrine Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: black reading party crotch itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Heady crimson stead wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: black reading party crotch hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: black reading party crotch been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: talented infuriating digit ratio lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Pink Startled Quadroon Shrine If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: twisted turquoise private investor house Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: bossy resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Hairless persian 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Aqua goyim 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Sticky clown 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: Fragrant Garrison This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: lascivious shaky stag film masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Sticky clown that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: charismatic frum nowag newt This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Hairless persian 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: 180 gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Disturbing Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: 180 gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: vigorous transparent "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Disturbing gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: vigorous transparent Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Motley Twinkling Shitlib Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: Soul-stirring underhanded cuck Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Crusty Citrine Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Effete selfie property lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Disturbing TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Sticky clown the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Aqua goyim op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Impertinent costumed circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: spruce black woman How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Impertinent costumed circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Brass library mad cow disease God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Chocolate trip lettuce What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Effete selfie property anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Sticky clown cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: 180 gas station lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: bonkers adventurous public bath people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: overrated razzmatazz dysfunction Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Crawly Rehab more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Crawly Rehab motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: contagious cuckold in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: bright hideous trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: judgmental headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Sticky clown delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew seriously. the man has a family, after all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500313) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren BAW GAWD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500378) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500420) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500609) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Green university What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500304) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor there's to be a fuck going on alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500340) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: startling WHAT IN THE 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500367) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM Author: White GOOD LUCK, BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500369) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: fear-inspiring appetizing ratface what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: contagious cuckold Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Insecure prole goal in life By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500598) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503043) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Frisky Lay Patrolman thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500552) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Maize Nofapping Coffee Pot i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500606) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500620) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500691) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac mahogany parlor puppy ungh so hard now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500287) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Slate wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500475) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: haunting Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Sticky clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: Sticky clown iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: fear-inspiring appetizing ratface http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Disturbing Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: Duck-like Travel Guidebook Pistol was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Disturbing That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: Irate yarmulke nursing home what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: startling I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Disturbing Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Sticky clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: 180 gas station The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500802) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: startling Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500836) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500847) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501437) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: twisted turquoise private investor house Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500896) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500907) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM Author: Sticky clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500922) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM Author: yellow wagecucks You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501023) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM Author: Khaki hilarious regret CRIMINALLY underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224020) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: vigorous transparent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500908) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500914) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502766) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500917) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Claret To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501046) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Chocolate trip lettuce Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501100) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM Author: cream hospital ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501127) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: seedy big-titted immigrant mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501247) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM Author:  confused affirmative action 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501111) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: slap-happy lavender heaven i think it is :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501118) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author:  confused affirmative action If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501123) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor good self deprecation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501122) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: seedy big-titted immigrant mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501244) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Jet Sneaky Criminal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501459) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Sticky clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501784) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Drunken mint sex offender 180, this is a goat thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501804) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: Massive roast beef 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503168) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501346) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: deep base 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501357) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501398) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501409) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501390) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender what song is playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501406) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501461) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Cerise Macaca dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501751) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: flushed irradiated center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501825) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: exciting nudist meetinghouse being too drunk is going to ruin this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501781) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: Jade tattoo double fault u need to fuck ur sister u owe us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501808) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Crawly Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26871037) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: flushed irradiated center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502005) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM Author: honey-headed shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502007) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM Author: autistic main people Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502013) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502136) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested Holy shit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502038) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM Author: Brass library mad cow disease Well!? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author: burgundy It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: cream hospital what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: Hairless persian 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: curious cruise ship ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Supple vengeful senate ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Hyperventilating sick skinny woman more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: Green university Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Green university K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: Green university Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: cream hospital right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: provocative generalized bond brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Insecure prole goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: vigorous transparent She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: Tripping lime useless brakes temple please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: exciting nudist meetinghouse Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: slap-happy lavender heaven she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Crusty Citrine Dingle Berry please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Jade tattoo double fault "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: vigorous transparent "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: carmine I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: Topaz UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Topaz (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Big Dopamine WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: carmine I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: carmine Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Topaz To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Topaz It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: disgusting umber parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Irate yarmulke nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: salmon violent really tough guy Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author:  sickened dragon you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Slate they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: House-broken plaza water buffalo You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Ivory site idea he suggested FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: vigorous transparent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: black reading party crotch youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: black reading party crotch that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Cerise Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: dun lodge kitty cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: black reading party crotch also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: startling Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: black reading party crotch sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: dun lodge kitty def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: Submissive Tan Point Multi-billionaire this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Free-loading Kitchen Karate cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: charismatic frum nowag newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Stimulating splenetic voyeur famous landscape painting gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone piazza did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: yellow wagecucks 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Maize Nofapping Coffee Pot OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Misanthropic doctorate jew The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: carmine Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Khaki hilarious regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: gabagool brazhole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Drunken mint sex offender I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Pink Startled Quadroon Shrine You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Supple vengeful senate This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Green university 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Pearly Sweet Tailpipe brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: shimmering 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author: deranged azn This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: Khaki hilarious regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: Shivering kitty cat Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: rebellious ruby turdskin therapy i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: lascivious shaky stag film masturbator "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: startling Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: bistre comical crackhouse codepig titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: Khaki hilarious regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Frisky Lay Patrolman well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: beta swashbuckling old irish cottage tank A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: twisted turquoise private investor house Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Mewling purple boltzmann pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: carmine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Godawful histrionic school The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: fear-inspiring appetizing ratface no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: lascivious shaky stag film masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: crystalline http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: curious cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author:  Thirsty Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Godawful histrionic school Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: orange update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: chartreuse slimy international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: carmine How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: Wild Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: cream hospital bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: Stubborn marketing idea HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author:  Thirsty Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: bronze windowlicker the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: Mind-boggling hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: Vivacious theater stage coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: violet know-it-all PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: painfully honest well-lubricated sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: Henna (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: Translucent soggy principal's office god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Pontificating elastic band chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: kink-friendly walnut fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Dark scourge upon the earth I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: kink-friendly walnut this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Pontificating elastic band chad reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: hateful gaming laptop psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: Pontificating elastic band chad so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: out-of-control idiot Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Pontificating elastic band chad i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: Henna the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: chartreuse slimy international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: sepia odious station The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Aquamarine zombie-like liquid oxygen state did they have a midget sibling, too? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: Erotic Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author:  fat ankles Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: nubile sable mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: hot genital piercing pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: light bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard toaster 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author:  talking twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend Happy Columbus Day! 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I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author:  boistinker Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author:  talking twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: blue electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: naked party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  lemon indirect expression fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: kink-friendly walnut Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: Iridescent rigor Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: blue electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: blue electric furnace One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: bonkers adventurous public bath people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author: awkward internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author:  gay wizard Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author: Wild This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author: naked party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author:  lemon indirect expression best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: narrow-minded hairy legs My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. 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