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Hedge fund manager "truly sorry" for 99.8% loss

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102356275 I don't know what that c...
Disrespectful circlehead kitchen
  01/21/15
For the record, in Rudolph math it is a 50,000% loss.
Magenta Range Mexican
  01/21/15
ouch
Disrespectful circlehead kitchen
  01/21/15
That's 1000% right.
Outnumbered sticky striped hyena
  01/21/15
...
Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo
  01/21/15
No. Investcorp is PE.
dark place of business theater stage
  01/21/15
intergalactic NOWAG is alive and well
Abusive purple property
  01/21/15
expected this to be an onion link.
Opaque bespoke locus
  01/21/15
No worries, he just needs to show a 3000000% return next yea...
Appetizing Gaming Laptop
  01/21/15
Powerball currently at $142 million lump sum. He can buy 100...
Disrespectful circlehead kitchen
  01/21/15
...
Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo
  01/21/15
now the question is does that include his 2% managemnent fee...
Irradiated Pearly Digit Ratio
  01/21/15
of course. you get paid that regardless
fiercely-loyal station philosopher-king
  01/21/15
The guy gambled and lost. That's why people invest in hedge...
self-centered volcanic crater regret
  01/21/15
but that's not fair!
Orchid trust fund
  01/21/15
This is what I don't get, this should be a fucking celebrati...
self-centered volcanic crater regret
  01/21/15
...
High-end Indirect Expression
  01/21/15
Uh no, people do not invest in hedge funds to lose 99% of th...
Appetizing Gaming Laptop
  01/21/15
...
Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo
  01/21/15
That's actually the first thing I thought of.
Appetizing Gaming Laptop
  01/21/15
...
Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo
  01/21/15
let me get my conclusion out of the way. you are a moron. l...
Orchid trust fund
  01/21/15
Let me get the bort consensus out of the way. You fucking su...
Appetizing Gaming Laptop
  01/21/15
Non-responsive
Chest-beating medicated queen of the night
  01/21/15
non-responsive
Appetizing Gaming Laptop
  01/21/15
it's not pretty obvious, dipshit a single investment increa...
Orchid trust fund
  01/21/15
please stop responding to my posts. You are a dumb faggo...
Appetizing Gaming Laptop
  01/21/15
maybe if you say pretty please or admit you are a moron ob...
Orchid trust fund
  01/21/15
I am a moron Pretty please give a blowjob to your Glock.
Appetizing Gaming Laptop
  01/21/15
How do you know it had small upside?
Chest-beating medicated queen of the night
  01/21/15
...
Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo
  01/21/15
CR. tremendous upside with very low probabilities = low expe...
naked ebony church
  01/21/15
except your post is exactly why anne is a moron anne says l...
Orchid trust fund
  01/21/15
yes she must have meant low EV
naked ebony church
  01/21/15
No shit they don't invest to lose 99% of the principal. But...
self-centered volcanic crater regret
  01/22/15
*loses 99,800,000 of other people's money* *walks away wi...
crusty piazza
  01/21/15
...
hairless talented goal in life
  01/21/15
To be fair this is nothing compared to the kind of shit that...
Multi-colored marketing idea dilemma
  01/21/15
Explain
dashing startled candlestick maker
  01/21/15
This thing blew up pretty quickly and wasn't systemic. Can't...
Multi-colored marketing idea dilemma
  01/21/15
i guess he learned it's harder to do this w/o inside info.
Lemon Beady-eyed Cuckold Resort
  01/21/15
LJL @ giving Raj Rajaratnam's trader any money JFC Guy...
naked ebony church
  01/21/15
holy shit. how bad must his losses have been to bet everythi...
spectacular mustard hunting ground
  01/21/15
what's the problem with that? galleon group had great return...
Mahogany Idiot Sanctuary
  01/21/15
This is true as long as it isnt a ponzi scheme The issue ...
naked ebony church
  01/21/15
Wouldn't be surprised if he stole the money and said he lost...
Chest-beating medicated queen of the night
  01/21/15
lol i thought this was gonna be about some snotty hf manager...
nofapping address athletic conference
  01/21/15
This dude will be going to jail.
Outnumbered sticky striped hyena
  01/21/15
...
Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo
  01/21/15
Update: He did not go to jail
Disrespectful circlehead kitchen
  09/30/26
his investors should go to jail for their retardation
Motley business firm ceo
  09/30/26
hope he's doing well
Garnet Abode Gay Wizard
  09/30/26


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Date: January 21st, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Disrespectful circlehead kitchen

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102356275

I don't know what that comes out to in Rudolph maths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158864)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Magenta Range Mexican

For the record, in Rudolph math it is a 50,000% loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159027)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful circlehead kitchen

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159052)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered sticky striped hyena

That's 1000% right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159227)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158892)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: dark place of business theater stage

No. Investcorp is PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159481)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Abusive purple property

intergalactic NOWAG is alive and well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158908)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Opaque bespoke locus

expected this to be an onion link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158912)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop

No worries, he just needs to show a 3000000% return next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158916)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful circlehead kitchen

Powerball currently at $142 million lump sum. He can buy 100k tickets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158934)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158925)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearly Digit Ratio

now the question is does that include his 2% managemnent fee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158936)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station philosopher-king

of course. you get paid that regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158985)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: self-centered volcanic crater regret

The guy gambled and lost. That's why people invest in hedge funds. It's right there in the disclosure that you could lose all of your money. If you're not happy w/ dem 6% returns on your mutual funds and ETFs, you run the risk of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158945)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Orchid trust fund

but that's not fair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159036)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: self-centered volcanic crater regret

This is what I don't get, this should be a fucking celebration of the current system. It shows why hedge funds are only for accredited investors and people who can handle a major loss like this. But instead we get the fucking JOBS Act trying to let everyone in because "that's not fair!!"

Investing is gambling. You want a chance for big gains, you get a chance for it. We can't guarantee everyone will succeed in the market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159051)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: High-end Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159097)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop

Uh no, people do not invest in hedge funds to lose 99% of their principal.

This guy obviously invested in something extremely risky with a very small upside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159081)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159111)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop

That's actually the first thing I thought of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159121)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159143)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Orchid trust fund

let me get my conclusion out of the way. you are a moron.

let's hear about how you concluded that the upside was 'obviously' 'very small'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159129)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop

Let me get the bort consensus out of the way. You fucking suck.

HTH

It's pretty obvious that the risk this guy took on was not justified by the potential return.

The only way you lose this much money in such a small amount of time is by betting 100% of your capital on a single investment, which basically violates every fucking rule of responsible investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159140)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating medicated queen of the night

Non-responsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159160)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop

non-responsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159165)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Orchid trust fund

it's not pretty obvious, dipshit

a single investment increases risk, it doesn't reflect on upside if it tanks or on downside if it quadruples.

btw, you are a moron for thinking it does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159177)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop

please stop responding to my posts.

You are a dumb faggot whose flame is tiresome.

-Everyone, ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159185)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Orchid trust fund

maybe if you say pretty please

or admit you are a moron

obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159211)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop

I am a moron

Pretty please give a blowjob to your Glock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159224)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating medicated queen of the night

How do you know it had small upside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159154)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159393)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: naked ebony church

CR. tremendous upside with very low probabilities = low expected value

Like betting on the Knicks to win the NBA finals right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159441)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Orchid trust fund

except your post is exactly why anne is a moron

anne says low upside, you say the opposite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159535)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: naked ebony church

yes she must have meant low EV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159704)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: self-centered volcanic crater regret

No shit they don't invest to lose 99% of the principal. But that's always a possibility and always disclosed as such. You also, quite clearly don't know what upside means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27164129)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: crusty piazza

*loses 99,800,000 of other people's money*

*walks away with $6,000,000 in salary*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158977)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: hairless talented goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27158984)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored marketing idea dilemma

To be fair this is nothing compared to the kind of shit that caused ITE (see AIG, Bear Stearns, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159067)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: dashing startled candlestick maker

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159103)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored marketing idea dilemma

This thing blew up pretty quickly and wasn't systemic. Can't say that about ITE, and yet those bastards made off with a mint and didn't give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159115)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Lemon Beady-eyed Cuckold Resort

i guess he learned it's harder to do this w/o inside info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159109)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: naked ebony church

LJL @ giving Raj Rajaratnam's trader any money

JFC

Guy apparently gambled ALL his remaining AUM on short dated out of the money S&P calls banking on a huge run up before christmas

Instead the S&P cratered through mid december and dude lost it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159162)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: spectacular mustard hunting ground

holy shit. how bad must his losses have been to bet everything? he must have been ready to killlself the week before christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159248)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Idiot Sanctuary

what's the problem with that? galleon group had great returns. i would happily give my money to a hedge fund that aggressively used inside information to trade. the risk doesn't fall on the fund investors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159299)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: naked ebony church

This is true as long as it isnt a ponzi scheme

The issue is that Raj was the one wheeling and dealing. This dude was just his trade execution monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159430)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating medicated queen of the night

Wouldn't be surprised if he stole the money and said he lost it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159164)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: nofapping address athletic conference

lol i thought this was gonna be about some snotty hf manager pretending to care about the fact that almost no americans can have houses, families, cars, retirements, decent lives, regular season nfl tickets, or cable tv anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159235)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Outnumbered sticky striped hyena

This dude will be going to jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159255)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: Brindle Mind-boggling Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#27159407)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful circlehead kitchen

Update: He did not go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162383)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Motley business firm ceo

his investors should go to jail for their retardation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162417)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Garnet Abode Gay Wizard

hope he's doing well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788137&forum_id=2#50162458)