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the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in...
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180. Totally believable too. It's amazing how long som...
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All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about...
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tell us how it went down
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he did tho
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When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave ...
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Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was...
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I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing s...
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tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute...
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"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call h...
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I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned...
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  02/03/15
One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle o...
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  02/03/15
My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice...
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1. They obviously never would 2. Sounds unenforceable anywa...
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for what damages?
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Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up ...
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I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out m...
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saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting se...
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Need to know what was going through this guy's head.
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girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returne...
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A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of...
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Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. Th...
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Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave ...
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what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?
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Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday
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yea but they let you wear jeans to the office
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Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?
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*plans weekend getaway* *updates deal list*
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not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is re...
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that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pa...
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At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit ...
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come on
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seriously he lost his shit.
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I hope they make him partner at least
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Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was w...
Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship
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did he have an exit op?
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Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.
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right...so what do they do?
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Usually Pattaya
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come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw,...
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lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time re...
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:( (4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)
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Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The f...
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One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he is...
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associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. wit...
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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: medicated idiot



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Passionate Codepig Base

taking ?s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245319)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: medicated idiot

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245326)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Passionate Codepig Base

the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in the spring he had his office moved to be a less trafficked place by offering his spot to a more senior gunner. played it off like he had been passed over/squeezed out and had a legitimate gripe. partners stopped riding him so hard for a bit. summer program hits and he throws a few emails and public appearances w the program that cast him as a very involved recruiter, so when he started taking 3 hr lunches and dipping out at 4 or w/e it wasn't questioned out right, and he was obviously not pushing himself to turn any documents.

the first week after the end of the summer program he began to put up a series of false pretenses so that he wouldn't be staffed too hard while he made a quiet exit. I think he then scheduled/announced a 3 or 4 day weekend every weekend, with a full week thrown in there. After the end of August, people had stopped staffing him altogether. He ceased showing up at that point other than around like 10-11 (full suit) to turn on the lights and computer, look alive. then, by end of september, nothing. he claims they did not cut off his paycheck until thanksgiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245387)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: adulterous gay pit pozpig

180 enjoyed this

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jade Feces



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Submissive Floppy Space Dysfunction



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Naked Fuchsia Hospital Crotch

what a fucking hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245418)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: razzle onyx house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833384)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245430)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Titillating mad-dog skullcap

180.

Totally believable too. It's amazing how long some people hang around. And then they fire some hard working idiot who works all nighters until his last day and you question the overall logic of the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245441)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Odious range milk

Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made some series of crazy fuck ups like failing to cc people in the right order, or not double spacing after periods, or sometimes even using smart quotes instead of straight quotes in a document. People tend to forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248580)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Canary school cafeteria headpube



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: dull french property



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Contagious knife

180

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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: violet senate

ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110300)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Racy Ladyboy Gunner

Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing and willingness to let an ancient government website dictate the quotation marks they use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418747)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Purple startled degenerate den

Jesus Christ. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419738)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: irate center

amazing, and believeable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245534)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse

*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245564)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: adventurous affirmative action



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Purple startled degenerate den



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: Orchid Stage Generalized Bond

then he got severance until february

do NOT let these fuckers scare you!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27246470)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: razzle onyx house

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833390)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: heady athletic conference

ty

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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: thirsty scarlet tanning salon



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really noticed. Had several months where I billed fewer than 10 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250731)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed gas station dragon

All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about it. The monthly hours reports are widely read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430908)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: yellow low-t alpha travel guidebook

biglaw partners HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251347)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: stubborn forum stock car



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: irradiated flirting new version



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Passionate Codepig Base



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: cyan kitty cat



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: pea-brained fluffy bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110213)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: cyan kitty cat



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Purple startled degenerate den



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: adventurous affirmative action

tell us how it went down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245332)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: filthy indian lodge

he did tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833899)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: bisexual erotic tattoo

When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave her "notice" the very day that bonuses went into the account that she was starting at another firm the next day. I thought this was a 180 move and imagined it from her perspective-- every morning, she woke up and checked her bank account, only to find out that the bonus had not been deposited yet and therefore she was waiting at least one more day to give "notice." Finally, the fateful day came. She came in, told the managing partner she was leaving, and bailed at like 11 AM.

The managing partner was furious and raised the possibility with general counsel of trying to reverse the deposit into her bank account (!!!). I was aware of these rumors swirling and, on the sly, told her that just in case she should probably tell her bank that her checkbook was stolen and to change her account number, or something like that. Reportedly, though, the general counsel shot this idea down.

The best part? Obviously, the lack of notice meant that there was no time to transition her matters, one of which was some bullshit "business development" article that was due in like two months. The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245352)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Claret arousing newt station

Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was told by an associate I was working with that her last day was Friday on, like, a Wednesday or Thursday. I'm a mid-level; once it was a junior, another time it was a senior, but it was infuriating. I have no sympathy for the firm, but that stuff can really screw other associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245382)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: bisexual erotic tattoo

I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing should be done in a way that doesn't screw over other associates. This phenomena is just one of the many things that happens because of the shitty coworkers you have in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245401)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: wine dashing lodge

tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute shit, artificial deadlines, shitboomer partners fucking up, etc. an associate departing w/o notice isn't a major concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245411)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Claret arousing newt station

Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punched in the face five times, even if being punched in the face five times sucks enough on its own.

Fucked up partners and clients are out of my hands, but at least the other associates could try to avoid making things worse, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245528)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Purple startled degenerate den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419903)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245417)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: multi-colored depressive

"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame. "

admit it, you were that associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418753)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: bearded temple water buffalo

I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned and never returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Titillating mad-dog skullcap

One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle of a deal after getting yelled at by a partner, never returned. Resurfaced a few months later at Kirkland or some other sweatshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245428)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Up-to-no-good Philosopher-king

My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice they can and will sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245511)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: bearded temple water buffalo

1. They obviously never would

2. Sounds unenforceable anyway - and what the fuck would the damages be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245552)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: irate center

for what damages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245555)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse

Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up for the next 30 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245560)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:09 AM
Author: lavender dopamine

titcq

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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Passionate Codepig Base

ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248556)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: diverse corner jew

l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what your shitty backoffice compliance job said in your $80,000 offer letter. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32074008)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Turquoise parlor potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430922)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly henna spot

I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out my office. Firm kissed my ass though as I went to a client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248632)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

please give me more details on giving notice via email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833111)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Orchid Stage Generalized Bond

saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting session. partners from both sides, CFO, auditors there. he was pointing his pen at the MD&A saying "I think we'll need to put the target's fin-" and then he just stopped. calmly packed up his things, got up and walked out. fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248648)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Aromatic domesticated messiness field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248652)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: mint exhilarant mood

another scene that needs to be added to the XO biglaw movie script right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Purple startled degenerate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36421270)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Passionate Codepig Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250636)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Swollen pocket flask

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250660)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

(Sam Seaborne)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833114)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: alcoholic greedy sneaky criminal yarmulke

Need to know what was going through this guy's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833141)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: talented skinny woman dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380892)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: drunken hairraiser box office laser beams

girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returned to work. did eventually give notice 3-4 weeks via email after her vacation was suppose to be over. i think she was getting paid the whole time too, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250656)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of months. Eventually got to the point where we hardly ever saw him. Then somebody finally discovered that he had a profile online on another firm's website, while we were still paying him! Craziest part was that we later learned he pulled the same shit on another firm when he lateraled to our firm about a year prior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250760)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: overrated therapy nursing home

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251027)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: heady athletic conference

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27252075)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: lavender dopamine

Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110269)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: chrome very tactful kitchen sound barrier

Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. The story is that he met some girl and stayed there for a few months. Firm stopped paying him after a few months (4?) and then eventually packed up his office for him. Sadly there's been so much turnover since he was around that his legend is dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250819)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave and then announced his two weeks notice his first day back. Pretty strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250844)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: drunken hairraiser box office laser beams

what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250949)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Quinn gives you 3 days lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251065)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: vigorous big-titted casino

Holy fucking shit not flame

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/03/featured-survey-results-paternity-leave/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251159)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251236)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Olive aphrodisiac shrine

yea but they let you wear jeans to the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380837)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: Canary school cafeteria headpube

Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251099)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: chrome very tactful kitchen sound barrier

*plans weekend getaway*

*updates deal list*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251130)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: mint exhilarant mood

not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is required to at least offer you 6-months paternity leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251188)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: drunken hairraiser box office laser beams

that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pay and 12 weeks total unpaid for men and women. 6 months would be awesome but alas not the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251221)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: irradiated flirting new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419244)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Gold tantric church karate

knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck this" and quit at 12:30 am one night while working on something.

i know another bro who exhausted all his vacation + sick days in dec (3+ weeks) when his bonus hit his account and the gave his 2 week notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251182)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Sticky bat shit crazy home hissy fit

At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit and quit. he was working on some bullshit Final Pretrial Order Exchange and the biglaw partner was RIDING him day and night about the fucking thing. He than was on the phone with co-counsel going back and forth about the undisputed facts and disputed facts, exhibits, and what not.

The associate got so frazzled trying align the spacing b/c partner kept nitpicking the lining of the numbers and text he said I CANT TAKE THIS I CANT TAKE THIS and left.

they seriously called him back and had HR talk to him and like they brought in a psychologist to talk to him. It was really weird. The partner even apologized to the guy. I think they gave him like 2 extra weeks off. I guess this isn't really on point but he basically quit but got talked back into coming through brainwashing by the therapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833203)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833210)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Sticky bat shit crazy home hissy fit

seriously he lost his shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833237)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Titillating mad-dog skullcap

I hope they make him partner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381128)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Doobsian Thriller Chapel Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382149)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was way behind on shit and left clients hanging. Usually people give at least 2 weeks though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833215)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

did he have an exit op?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833223)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

right...so what do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833416)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Usually Pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833943)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833963)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready university

lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time regular employment after leaving biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381043)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

:(

(4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381285)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship

Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The firm still haven't recovered from the damage he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381245)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: medicated idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27837539)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: pink queen of the night

One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he issued to my client. I responded before 10am the next morning and got a bounce back that the associate no longer worked there. I don't know if he quit or was fired between 11pm and 10am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381908)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381919)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: charismatic angry nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381931)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: pink queen of the night

I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I still don't know if he quit or was fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382036)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

he hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382061)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: pink queen of the night

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382089)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: frum death wish

associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. with huge project pending, partner took annual two week vacay in europe. associate used Flight Tracker to see when plane actual took off, walked down to HR, gave notice, and never returned, using sick days and personal days to eat up the two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382104)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Doobsian Thriller Chapel Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382160)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: alcoholic fear-inspiring theater stage old irish cottage

I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harder than the partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382167)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

whts he du now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382190)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Contagious knife

uses Pizza Tracker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382209)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: frum death wish

Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two friends from law school. He says he can walk to his kids sports events from the office. Bought a house. Still works hard but has achieved sanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382216)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: flickering magenta whorehouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382226)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bisexual erotic tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382259)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: cyan kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110139)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430643)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Maniacal soggy ceo

Triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36431010)