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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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laughsome hideous church internal respiration
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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Learning Disabled Hall
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avocado location
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Talented therapy hunting ground
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Aromatic Brunch
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
dashing insane filthpig
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mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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Exciting Bawdyhouse
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
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bateful queen of the night psychic
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
Canary Internet-worthy Crackhouse
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stubborn university sound barrier
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Talented therapy hunting ground
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Citrine Soul-stirring Depressive Set
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
laughsome hideous church internal respiration
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fucking lol
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overrated boltzmann
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Aromatic Brunch
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Narrow-minded Drab Windowlicker School
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Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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avocado location
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Navy main people brethren
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Canary Internet-worthy Crackhouse
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legit
mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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Cream disgusting stead jewess
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Height of assosciate?
marvelous codepig puppy
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Navy main people brethren
  03/12/16
lmfao
translucent feces
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LOL
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lol
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wonderful burgundy mad cow disease
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Vivacious resort kitty
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Jade Costumed Church Building
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Curious haunted graveyard shrine
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Sepia contagious multi-billionaire preventive strike
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Haunting stimulating theatre
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odious maize parlor
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
white business firm toaster
  03/12/15
Moar!
bateful queen of the night psychic
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
provocative hairless heaven
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blathering lettuce menage
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Copper Hospital
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Lol 1800
saffron splenetic principal's office community account
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wonderful burgundy mad cow disease
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snowy appetizing institution
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Curious haunted graveyard shrine
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awkward galvanic tanning salon factory reset button
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blathering lettuce menage
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unholy low-t library
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blathering lettuce menage
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Sepia contagious multi-billionaire preventive strike
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Shivering big kitchen
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spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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It practically writes itself!
bateful queen of the night psychic
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
dashing insane filthpig
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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Arousing patrolman
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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Shit
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
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cracking theater stage
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Hairraiser Dilemma Place Of Business
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Narrow-minded Drab Windowlicker School
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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blathering lettuce menage
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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still going strong
blathering lettuce menage
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(Chip Kelly)
Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
dashing insane filthpig
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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Arousing patrolman
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unholy low-t library
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Aromatic Brunch
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Shivering big kitchen
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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Comical locus messiness
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laughsome hideous church internal respiration
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Aromatic Brunch
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Bull headed locale
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jet-lagged blood rage
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Shivering big kitchen
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effete crawly public bath pocket flask
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
rough-skinned center azn
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Swollen whorehouse macaca
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Shivering big kitchen
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avocado location
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carnelian water buffalo
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effete crawly public bath pocket flask
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Narrow-minded Drab Windowlicker School
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spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
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claret bisexual telephone
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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laughsome hideous church internal respiration
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histrionic startling meetinghouse
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soggy know-it-all dog poop genital piercing
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
white business firm toaster
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Tan athletic conference roommate
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
blue dragon stag film
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Passionate magenta pozpig ceo
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lmao
Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia Casino
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supple vermilion parlour reading party
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Vivacious resort kitty
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mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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mewling base
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Jade Costumed Church Building
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Jade Costumed Church Building
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Jade Costumed Church Building
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Fantasy-prone lascivious new version
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unholy low-t library
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blathering lettuce menage
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!!!
Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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disturbing immigrant
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Swollen whorehouse macaca
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Pea-brained heady laser beams
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chrome multi-colored pit
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Irradiated Gas Station
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slimy fear-inspiring really tough guy
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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vibrant antidepressant drug den
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Hairraiser Dilemma Place Of Business
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
aphrodisiac state
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
bateful queen of the night psychic
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Swollen whorehouse macaca
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Fishy Electric Organic Girlfriend Skinny Woman
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
  03/12/15
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Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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180
180 ruddy home
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Citrine Soul-stirring Depressive Set
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mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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blathering lettuce menage
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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(Rick Reilly)
Green scourge upon the earth double fault
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
  03/12/15
great thread
Aqua Ape
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
white business firm toaster
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Navy main people brethren
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
big-titted racy abode
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
lake charismatic nibblets cumskin
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Pea-brained heady laser beams
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
lake charismatic nibblets cumskin
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lake charismatic nibblets cumskin
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
embarrassed to the bone stage dingle berry
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puce autistic people who are hurt
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
blathering lettuce menage
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
lake charismatic nibblets cumskin
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
milky rambunctious candlestick maker
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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bump for Buddy
lake charismatic nibblets cumskin
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Talented therapy hunting ground
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Black mediation
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Black mediation
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spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Arousing patrolman
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provocative hairless heaven
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lime razzle garrison fat ankles
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*makes Buddy partner*
embarrassed to the bone stage dingle berry
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Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes
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frozen maroon box office trust fund
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Aromatic Brunch
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ruh roh
Passionate magenta pozpig ceo
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
blue dragon stag film
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
transparent violent area
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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Aromatic Brunch
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Glittery Impressive Jew
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Drunken ticket booth
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Navy main people brethren
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
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Passionate magenta pozpig ceo
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Ungodly Adulterous Site Idiot
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unholy low-t library
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Glassy lodge
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia Casino
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mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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onyx volcanic crater
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Jade Costumed Church Building
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Flesh Adventurous Alpha
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Irradiated Gas Station
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unholy low-t library
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
blathering lettuce menage
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Orange diverse rehab masturbator
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180
Vigorous Forum Degenerate
  04/24/15
180^180
Tan athletic conference roommate
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Passionate magenta pozpig ceo
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mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit
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house-broken piazza associate
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Vigorous Forum Degenerate
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
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Swollen whorehouse macaca
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sapphire crotch nursing home
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blathering lettuce menage
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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arrogant thriller indirect expression
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Fishy Electric Organic Girlfriend Skinny Woman
  05/08/15
underrated
titillating turquoise gaming laptop
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arrogant thriller indirect expression
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Passionate magenta pozpig ceo
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
boyish gold national
  06/03/15
Ouch
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
vibrant antidepressant drug den
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
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Citrine Soul-stirring Depressive Set
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spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
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arrogant thriller indirect expression
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Garnet spot
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
stirring field
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Vigorous Forum Degenerate
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Swollen whorehouse macaca
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Vigorous Forum Degenerate
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Swollen whorehouse macaca
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
bateful queen of the night psychic
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sapphire crotch nursing home
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
brass address son of senegal
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sapphire crotch nursing home
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
nighttime cerebral senate affirmative action
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
sapphire crotch nursing home
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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sapphire crotch nursing home
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Jade Costumed Church Building
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Swollen whorehouse macaca
  07/15/16
CR.
Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
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sapphire crotch nursing home
  07/26/16
i really like it here
grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Jade Costumed Church Building
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sapphire crotch nursing home
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Jade Costumed Church Building
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sapphire crotch nursing home
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grizzly digit ratio circlehead
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Vigorous Forum Degenerate
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Magical clown hell
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Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
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Jade Costumed Church Building
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: dashing insane filthpig

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Canary Internet-worthy Crackhouse

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night psychic



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Canary Internet-worthy Crackhouse

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: laughsome hideous church internal respiration

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Navy main people brethren

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Canary Internet-worthy Crackhouse

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Navy main people brethren

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: translucent feces

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: yellow judgmental philosopher-king market

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: bonkers property wagecucks

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: snowy appetizing institution

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: white business firm toaster

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night psychic

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: provocative hairless heaven

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: saffron splenetic principal's office community account

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: wonderful burgundy mad cow disease

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Author: Curious haunted graveyard shrine



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Shivering big kitchen

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night psychic

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: dashing insane filthpig

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Arousing patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: cracking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dilemma Place Of Business

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Drab Windowlicker School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: dashing insane filthpig

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: dashing insane filthpig

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: hyperactive rusted bbw point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Arousing patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: unholy low-t library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Shivering big kitchen

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Comical locus messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: laughsome hideous church internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Aromatic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Bull headed locale

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: jet-lagged blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Shivering big kitchen

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: effete crawly public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned center azn

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Shivering big kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: avocado location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: carnelian water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: effete crawly public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Drab Windowlicker School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: claret bisexual telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Navy main people brethren

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: laughsome hideous church internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: histrionic startling meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: soggy know-it-all dog poop genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: white business firm toaster

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Tan athletic conference roommate

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: blue dragon stag film

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-centered national security agency electric furnace

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: arrogant thriller indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Passionate magenta pozpig ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia Casino

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: supple vermilion parlour reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Vivacious resort kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: mewling base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lascivious new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: unholy low-t library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: disturbing immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#47524040)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Pea-brained heady laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: chrome multi-colored pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: slimy fear-inspiring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: rose wild famous landscape painting sex offender

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: vibrant antidepressant drug den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser Dilemma Place Of Business

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac state

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night psychic

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Organic Girlfriend Skinny Woman

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: 180 ruddy home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Depressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Green scourge upon the earth double fault

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Aqua Ape

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: white business firm toaster

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Navy main people brethren

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: big-titted racy abode

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: lake charismatic nibblets cumskin

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained heady laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: lake charismatic nibblets cumskin

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: lake charismatic nibblets cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage dingle berry

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: puce autistic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: lake charismatic nibblets cumskin

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: milky rambunctious candlestick maker

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: lake charismatic nibblets cumskin

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Talented therapy hunting ground

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Black mediation

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Black mediation

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Arousing patrolman

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: provocative hairless heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: lime razzle garrison fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage dingle berry

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control house useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: frozen maroon box office trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Aromatic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Passionate magenta pozpig ceo

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: blue dragon stag film

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: transparent violent area

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Aromatic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Glittery Impressive Jew

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: arrogant thriller indirect expression

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Drunken ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling topaz yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Navy main people brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Passionate magenta pozpig ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Ungodly Adulterous Site Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: unholy low-t library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Glassy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia Casino

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: onyx volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Flesh Adventurous Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: unholy low-t library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Orange diverse rehab masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Tan athletic conference roommate

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Passionate magenta pozpig ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral sandwich orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: house-broken piazza associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: arrogant thriller indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Organic Girlfriend Skinny Woman

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: titillating turquoise gaming laptop

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: arrogant thriller indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Passionate magenta pozpig ceo

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: boyish gold national

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: vibrant antidepressant drug den

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal unhinged jap boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Depressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: spectacular ebony twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: arrogant thriller indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Garnet spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: stirring field

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night psychic

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: brass address son of senegal

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: nighttime cerebral senate affirmative action

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: excitant honey-headed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: grizzly digit ratio circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Magical clown hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Khaki tantric mad-dog skullcap incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: excitant honey-headed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Mustard kitty cat lay

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Slate coiffed rigor pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Jade Costumed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: snowy appetizing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Slate coiffed rigor pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Fragrant naked indian lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: yellow judgmental philosopher-king market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: cobalt angry becky quadroon

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lascivious new version

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic Submissive Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed stage generalized bond

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Salmon Theater Faggot Firefighter

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Sexy floppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: excitant honey-headed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: sapphire crotch nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Sepia contagious multi-billionaire preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Vigorous Forum Degenerate

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: anal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: alcoholic insecure office

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse talking roast beef

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author:  brindle gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: effete crawly public bath pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: effete crawly public bath pocket flask

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  travel guidebook

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: effete crawly public bath pocket flask

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: pearly wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Violet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: puce autistic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Trip sickened step-uncle's house half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: unholy low-t library



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: blathering lettuce menage



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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